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postsofbabel · 6 months

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vividracing · 9 months

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New Post has been published on https://www.vividracing.com/blog/cts-turbo-release-drop-in-turbo-for-audi-vw-ea888-3/

CTS Turbo Release Drop-In Turbo for Audi / VW EA888.3

We are so happy to announce some good news from CTS Turbo for owners of MQB vehicles. The company has released a budget-friendly-direct-bolt-on hybrid turbocharger for the 2015-2020 MQB platform. The kit is available in our shop for $1,499.99. CTS Turbo as a leading brand in the automotive industry is known for manufacturing and wholesaling performance parts for late-model Audi, BMW, and Volkswagen, their latest release fits all MQB-based EA888.3 vehicles such as:

2015-2019 VW Golf/Sportwagen/Alltrack

2015-2020 VW GTI

2015-2019 VW Golf R

2019-2023 VW Jetta GLI

2018-2021 VW Arteon

2015-2020 Audi A3

2015-2020 Audi S3

2015-2020 Audi TT

2015-2020 Audi TTS

ROW models can vary

This turbocharger will change your driving experience like never before by giving your ride massive power gains and superior performance. With this turbocharger, the engineers at CTS Turbo took successful features from their previous releases and made them better. They kept the journal bearing CHRA from the IS38 turbocharger and increased the thrust bearings and thrust collars by 2 mm, to match the larger wheels and the performance-oriented nature of this upgrade.

They also increased the turbo’s oil passages by 0.72mm and put the turbo through extensive in-house tests to make sure that it delivers the highest performance at different altitudes and climates. Their main goals were to manufacture a turbocharger with fast spool times, massive torque gains, and reliable solid mid-range performance, so its safe to say that the CTS Turbo JB-600 Journal Bearing Hybrid Turbocharger MQB Platform 2015-2020 delivers that and more.

Designed for street use, this turbocharger delivers approximately 600 crank hp, around 520-530whp on E85 and 430-460whp on pump 93 octane**. As a performance upgrade, this turbocharger will do wonders for the power and efficiency of your MQB platform. You should also know that this system is engineered to be very durable and withstand the high-performance demands you intend to put it through.

Features

Perfect street turbocharger upgrade, fantastic spool, and mid-range response

Journal bearing direct-fit CHRA (compatible with all factory oil and coolant lines)

Billet reverse rotation compressor wheel, 53.1mm inducer, 71mm-76mm exducer with extended tip (6+6 blade configuration)

Inconel TD06SL2 reverse rotation turbine wheel, 54mm exducer, 60mm inducer (11 blade configuration)

Stainless Steel proprietary turbine housing, made precisely for factory fitment

VSR Balanced to OE tolerances

Compatible with most tuning solutions for popular hybrid turbos (United Motorsport, Eurodyne, COBB)

Compatible with OE or replacement wastegate actuators

Compatible with OE or aftermarket turbo inlets and turbo outlets, however, we recommend our 2.5″ turbo outlet pipe, see below

Required Parts (Not Included):

Performance downpipe

Performance air intake

Performance intercooler

Factory or aftermarket wastegate actuator

Software tuning for hybrid turbo

Installation hardware for factory turbocharger, listed at the bottom of the page

Recommended Parts (Not Included):

2.5″ turbo outlet pipe

MPI kit and upgraded fuel pump, confirm with your tuner

HPFP upgrade, confirm with your tuner

High-flow exhaust

Notes:

Always follow the proper procedure for checking/adjusting the wastegate actuator when installing the turbo! Recommended wastegate actuator voltage: 3.4V-3.6V

We recommend keeping the boost within 25-28psi, less if you’re limited by fueling or a stock engine. Do not exceed the recommended boost range, as it will reduce efficiency.

Installation must be performed by a qualified technician. Always pre-fill the turbocharger, replace engine oil and filter, and follow proper break-in procedures.

Installation hardware or gaskets (use same install kit as the factory turbo), wastegate actuator, and turbo outlet fitting not included.

Hardware and gaskets required for installation:

06L253039A – Turbo Inlet Gasket

5Q0253115B – Turbo Outlet Seal

WHT007210 -Turbo Mount Nuts (x4)

N90067202 -Turbo Oil Line O-ring (x2)

WHT006112 -Turbo Oil Line Gasket

WHT006113 -Turbo Oil Line Gasket

WHT006114 -Coolant Hose O-Ring

WHT006124 -Coolant Hose O-Ring

WHT005558 -Coolant Hose O-Ring

If you have any questions or you would love to buy products for your MQB platform, please do not hesitate to contact us. You can reach us by phone at 1-480-966-3040 or via email at [email protected].

#Audi / VW EA888.3 turbochargers #CTS Turbo #CTS Turbo JB-600 Journal Bearing Hybrid Turbocharger MQB Platform 2015-2020 #CTS turbo turbocharger for Audi / VW EA888.3 #turbochargers for MQB platforms

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love-is-fiction · 3 years

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MAGNUM PI IS BACK DECEMBER 4TH ❤️❤️

#MIGGY #my babies #so soft #mpi #Thomas magnum #juliet x thomas #juliet higgins #magnum x higgins #magnum pi #s3

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magnumxhiggins · 3 years

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mpi s3 so far is amazing?? the storylines are so good, big improvement from s2!!

#magnum pi #miggy

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chasethesun18 · 4 years

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So I saw your top 5 favorite Magnum episodes list. I’m curious to know what your least 5 favorite episodes are and why? 👀

hahaha oo i like this ask

ok in all honesty, there aren’t a lot of episodes that i HATED or walked away thinking i wish they hadn't aired that (which can not be said for all my shows). but they do have a fair amount of filler eps and anticlimactic storylines that i would finish the ep and be like .....eh s2 finale anyone i’m srry

so here are my ‘eh’ episodes, sprinkled in w my ‘i don't even remember this ep’ episodes, and a few ‘yeah no’ episodes (this got so long im sorry)

2x17 - look i dont even completely understand my beef with this episode but i just did NOT like it. maybe it was bc they had spoiled literally everything about the visa storyline so i knew what was coming and i had to prepare myself to watch him be excited about a marriage i knew was gonna fall through. maybe its bc it was the only ep of s2 i didn't watch live. but either way this whole episode was just...off. the timing was off, the banter was off, the case was off, the whole thing just didnt even feel like an episode of mpi to me, to the point that im still not entirely sure it even happened

2x10 - lolol this episode. this is the big flashback episode to afghanistan where they help ahmed. now, i am an avid shipper that watches 95% for miggy and about 5% for plot but i love the backstory of magnum and the guys. i love the flashbacks, i love the hannah twist, love it all srsly. but this episode was WEAK. it had the potential to really hit me where it hurt and it just fell flat. plus it was such such SUCH a character regression for higgins to not help until the end. it was one of the few times where i felt like they messed up a character’s arc

2x11 - winter finale! magnum in trouble! return of ivan! fam goes to rescue magnum! maybe ill get my hug!! yeah wrong. who even was ivan? wasn't it like a bait and switch and the nerdy guy was actually ivan? point is - i dont even remember!!!! i thought ivan was the big bad this season? one of the most underwhelming winter finale i have witnessed. and look i KNOW higgins is an independent badass that dont need no man. but can we have magnum come to the rescue ONCE?? can we stop having everyone have to save the NAVY SEAL ??????? i digress.

1x17 - for u @hpfangirl13. i have a very detailed filing system for my gifs bc i am a Freak, but s1 has all the episodes and then the ep 17 folder just...doesnt exist. now early eps i forgive for not having good content because you have to establish the characters, and the show, and im here for the slow burn, yadda yadda. but EPISODE 17??? AFTER 15?? AND THE HOSPITAL SCENE? unacceptable. no, i dont like magnum giving higgins a hard time about dating. no, i do NOT like the appearance of little miss abby. no, i ESPECIALLY DO NOT LIKE THE LACK OF JEALOUSY. i dont remember the case. i dont remember the subplots. just that this episode was so lacking that there was not a single gif i could make. sad.

i hate to do this to y'all i really do. but 2x20. listen. did i get a few nice moments out of it? yeah, sure. DO I CARE FOR A SEASON FINALE THAT IS 90% ABOUT RICK WHEN THE WHOLE BUILD UP TO THE FINALE IS THE VISA STORYLINE? NO. listen, dont freak out on me here. i love rick. i really do. give me a rick centered episode, im FINE. BUT GIVE IT TO ME MIDSEASON NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIGGINS ALMOST LEAVING AND YOUR SUPPOSED ‘INTENSE FINALE.’ it wasnt even intense yall. icepick did some shit, magnum and gang tried to reverse the shit (i think? i wasnt even really paying attention). I AMOST FELL ASLEEP HALFWAY THROUGH. and then the ending ?? yall. they might’ve well just sent her back to england and picked up s3 with her coming back. or something. or at least have her boarding the plane before someone saves the day. you're telling me rick and tc thought to call robin masters about a football player impersonation but no one thought to call him when his employee - overseeing his estate - was gonna get deported? what? i just dont get the whole storyline. i didn't ask for a fake marriage storyline, i asked for a hug. and since there was no hug, no feelings revealed, & no consequences, what was the point? i had hope for this storyline, i really did. but it was a waste of time.

and if you have read through this very long rant, tell me your least favorite too so we can be bitter together lol

thanks for the ask! <3

#asks #magnum pi #srry yall ask me basic questions and i return w an essay hahah

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papermoonloveslucy · 6 years

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VAN DYKE & COMPANY

December 9, 1976 (S1;E9)

Directed by John Moffitt

Written by George Burditt, Garry Ferrier, Ken Finkelman, Mitch Markovitz, Don Novello, Pat Proft, Leonard Ripps, Mickey Rose, Aubrey Tadman, Paul Wayne, Dick Van Dyke

Dick Van Dyke (Himself, Host / Various Characters) was born Richard Wayne Van Dyke in West Plains, Missouri, in 1925. Although he'd had small roles beforehand, Van Dyke was launched to stardom in the 1960 Broadway musical Bye Bye Birdie, for which he won a Tony Award. He reprised his role in the 1963 film. He has starred in a number of other films throughout the years including Mary Poppins (1964) and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968). From 1961 to 1966 he played TV writer Rob Petrie in “The Dick Van Dyke Show.” He also starred in “The New Dick Van Dyke Show” (1971-74), “Van Dyke & Company” (1976), and “Diagnosis Murder” (1993-2001).

Lucille Ball (Herself, Various Characters) was born on August 6, 1911 in Jamestown, New York. She began her screen career in 1933 and was known in Hollywood as ‘Queen of the B’s’ due to her many appearances in ‘B’ movies. With Richard Denning, she starred in a radio program titled “My Favorite Husband” which eventually led to the creation of “I Love Lucy,” a television situation comedy in which she co-starred with her real-life husband, Latin bandleader Desi Arnaz. The program was phenomenally successful, allowing the couple to purchase what was once RKO Studios, re-naming it Desilu. When the show ended in 1960 (in an hour-long format known as “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour”) so did Lucy and Desi’s marriage. In 1962, hoping to keep Desilu financially solvent, Lucy returned to the sitcom format with “The Lucy Show,” which lasted six seasons. She followed that with a similar sitcom “Here’s Lucy” co-starring with her real-life children, Lucie and Desi Jr., as well as Gale Gordon, who had joined the cast of “The Lucy Show” during season two. Before her death in 1989, Lucy made one more attempt at a sitcom with “Life With Lucy,” also with Gordon, which was not a success and was canceled after just 13 episodes.

The Lockers was a male lock dance troupe first known as the Campbell Lockers formed by Toni Basil and Don Campbell in 1971. They were pioneers of street dance. They appeared on “The Tonight Show,” “Saturday Night Live,” and “What's Happening!!” This is their final TV appearance.

Andy Kaufman (Andy) was a performance artist and comedian. He is best known for playing Latka Gravas on the TV sitcom “Taxi.” Andy appeared in movies, on Broadway, did a one man show at Carnegie Hall, enjoyed a brief professional wrestling career, and performed in concerts nationwide. He died in 1984 of lung cancer.

Kaufman is not credited in the opening title sequence nor in the closing voice over credits. This was likely to lend veracity to his continual habit of ‘crashing’ the show and interrupting Van Dyke's guests.

L.A. Mime Company

John Wheeler (Mr. Haley, Network Executive) was in the New York stage productions of Wonderful Town (also on TV in 1958) and Sweet Charity (also the film 1969). He was seen opposite Lucille Ball as Judge Breghoff in the movie Mame. He appeared on one episode of “Here's Lucy” (S6;E16) in 1974. Coincidentally, he played Fred Mertz in the TV film “Lucy and Desi: Before the Laughter” in 1991.

Barry Van Dyke (Honey #2 / Helen's Paramour) was Dick Van Dyke's son born in July 1951, just two weeks after Lucie Arnaz. Like Lucie, he made his screen debut on his parent's TV show in 1962 and went on to larger roles in subsequent series'. Probably his most famous of those roles was as Steve Sloan in “Diagnosis Murder” (1993-2001).

It is a bit odd that Van Dyke's real son is playing (who is inferred to be) his male lover in the “Honey, I'm Home” sketch.

Judy Von Wormer had played one of the singers in “Lucy, The Co-Ed” (HL S3;E6) in 1970.

Brian Bruno and Barney, The Paul Family

Stu Nahan (Announcer)

“Van Dyke & Company” was a short-lived variety show that aired on NBC from September 20, 1976 to December 30, 1976. A pilot episode was shot in October 1975, but the series did not debut for another 11 months.

In a 1965 appearance on “Art Linkletter's House Party” Lucille Ball said that “The Dick Van Dyke Show” was her favorite television program. The series was shot at Desilu Studios. It took 11 years for Van Dyke and Ball to collaborate. This is the first time Ball and Van Dyke have acted opposite each other, although the two had appeared as guests on “Salute to Stan Laurel” in 1965.

A week before her appearance on “Van Dyke & Company,” Dick Van Dyke appeared on “CBS Salutes Lucy: The First 25 Years” paying tribute to Lucy's skill at pantomime (something both were adept at and demonstrate here) from the set of his show. In 2001, Van Dyke co-hosted “I Love Lucy's 50th Anniversary Special.”

Genealogists claim that Lucy and Van Dyke are distant relatives. They are 10th cousins, once removed.

This episode of “Van Dyke & Company” was aired by MeTV on August 6, 2017 (Lucy's birthday). The entire series is available on DVD from MPI Video. Bonus features include audio from Van Dyke as a guest on “Let's Talk to Lucy,” Ball's 1964-65 radio show. For this episode, only Andy Kaufman's Elvis impersonation has been omitted, likely due to royalty restrictions.

On December 15, 1976, less than a week after this episode of “Van Dyke & Company” aired, Lucille Ball was on the dais for “The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast” of Danny Thomas.

A cold open (pre-credits) has Dick paying a visit to the grand opening of “The New You Shop” staffed by Lucy, in a wordless physical comedy sketch. The premise has Lucy selling new 'body parts' (invisible and pantomimed with the help of sound effects) such as legs, chests, hands, faces, and feet.

Trying on the parts inside 'The New You Machine', something goes horribly wrong. Dick emerges with arms that scrape the ground and a hand on the end of his foot!

In Dick's monologue he demonstrates the differences in the family hour format as opposed to later time slots using a fictional show called “Honey, I'm Home.” The Family Viewing Hour was a policy established by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in 1975. Under the policy, each television network had the responsibility to air "family-friendly" programming during the first hour of the prime time lineup (8 to 9 pm Eastern Time). “Van Dyke & Company” occupied the ‘Family Hour’ time slot.

“Honey, I'm Home” 8pm to 9pm ('Family Hour') – Dick comes home to find his wife waiting patiently on the sofa.

“Honey, I'm Home” 9pm to 10pm – Dick comes home to find his wife kissing another man.

“Honey, I'm Home” 10pm to 11pm – Dick comes home to find the same couple looking at a road map, but the 'honey' he's come home to is the man, not the woman!

He attempts to show the audience “Honey, I'm Home” after midnight, but quickly opens and shuts the door, horrified at what he's seen (and we don't).

A network executive (John Wheeler) appoints Richard (Dick) to Vice President of Programming in order to get him to tell fading star Marion Lane (Lucy) that her show has been canceled. Lucy receives a big ovation from the studio audience, which indicates this may be the first segment shot, with the cold open pre-taped without a studio audience.

Marion seems to know what he's come for and quickly takes a liberal amount of tablets.

Richard: “Marion, what's that you're taking?” Marion: “Sleeping pills.” Richard: “Wouldn't you call that a kind of a heavy dose?” Marion: “I'd call it an overdose.”

Turns out they were just breath mints. Still fearing the worst, Marion momentarily straddles an open window. When he finally delivers the bad news, she slaps him hard across the face, sending him careening over the divan. The sketch has a surprise twist ending with Richard being Marion's husband!

Dick is discovered chiseling a sculpture and telling the audience that he's always wanted Rudolf Nureyev as a guest. He finally got a call from the dancer to tell him that he will be appearing – on “The Gong Show.” “The Gong Show” was a low-budget amateur talent show that had only premiered on TV a few months earlier. This set-up is by way of introducing what Dick calls “the most fabulous dancers around” - The Lockers. After they perform their main act, Dick joins in, even wearing one of their costumes.

Dick and Lucy play Helen and Edgar, a couple celebrating their 40th anniversary. Edgar is 115 years old, and Helen is 75. She only married him thinking she would soon be a rich widow. Van Dyke's characterization of Edgar is reminiscent of when he played the elderly banker Mr. Dawes Sr. in Mary Poppins (1964). Helen tries everything she can think of to hasten her inheritance.

She cracks a champagne bottle on his head. Nothing.

She tries to guillotine him while blowing out the candles on their anniversary cake. It misses.

She gives him a big anniversary kiss with an electrified wire. He is energized by it.

She offers him some fresh air out on the balcony (which they don't have) and pushes his wheelchair headlong out the terrace doors. Helen thinks she's finally succeeded in offing him, but he comes rolling through the opposite door a few moments later, his wheelchair now a mash-up of a trash can and mobility device.

Helen finally slips Edgar a mickey that does the trick – but first he calls up the newspaper to place his own obituary. The sketch has a twist ending with the entrance of Helen's paramour (Barry Van Dyke), who may be trying to do the same thing to her!

Dick and Lucy are having some banter as themselves when Andy Kaufman arrives with his tape player wanting to be on the show. Although Dick says that Andy should just go away, Lucy says that she's seen Andy on the show before, and that he always interrupts guests, and they've all been very good sports about it. Lucy says that she just doesn't happen to be one and swiftly exits. Dick says Andy has previously insulted Carl Reiner (S1;E4), Hal Linden (S1;E5), John Denver (S1;E3), and now Lucy. Dick exits to find a security guard.

Alone with the audience, Kaufman starts with an imitation of “Sanford and Son” saying (in his inimitable way, with clipped diction and seemingly incapable of imitating Redd Fox)

“Elizabeth. I am coming to join you.”

He then tackles 'the Fonzie' from “Happy Days”:

“Eh. Eh. Sit on it you stupid nerd.”

Again without a trace of intonation or nuance. Finally he does a sped up Elvis Presley imitation. [This song has been omitted from the DVD release, probably due to song royalty fees. It is apparent that it has been edited out because the sketch on video quickly fades out and Kaufman had not yet used the tape recorder he brought onstage at the start.]

In another silent pantomimed sketch (the second of the show), Lucy and Dick play tourists taking photographs in a Tropical Forest.

To get the perfect photo, Lucy and Dick virtually destroy the forest, breaking off twigs, pulling up flowers, and cutting down trees. Luckily, their picnic hamper comes equipped with a hacksaw and dynamite!

In a final act of desecration, Lucy bulldozes the entire area clear, turning the lush setting...

...into a parking lot!

Dick plays a long-haired Maestro (in sneakers) but instead of an orchestra, he conducts dancers. When the dancers go from classical to modern, the Maestro nearly gives up trying to control them, but when the music turns to a Broadway sound, even he joins in.

In the closing, Dick sings “You Make It So Easy” to Lucy. The two do some simple, yet funny, dance steps as well.

This Date in Lucy History – December 9

"Lucy and the Military Academy" (TLS S2;E10) – December 9, 1963

"Guess Who Owes Lucy $23.50" (HL S1;E11) – December 9, 1968

“An All-Star Party for Lucille Ball” - December 9, 1984

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Prof. Sudirman, Profil Pakar Ilmu Keluatan Dan Perikanan Dari Timur

Pakar Yang Saat Ini Mengabdi Di Fakultas Ilmu Kelautan dan Perikanan Unhas. Nama Lengkap Prof. Dr. Ir. H. Sudirman, MPi. Beritaku.Id, Budaya Maritim- Bertemua dengannya, sangat akrab dan tata basahanya mudah dipahami. Berikut profil Guru Besar Perikanan Tangkap Unhas tersebut

Profil Prof. Dr.Ir.H. Sudirman, MPi.

H.Sudirman adalah Guru Besar pada Fakultas Ilmu Kelautan dan Perikanan Universitas Hasanuddin (UNHAS) Makassar. Dilahirkan di Desa Manyampa, Kecamatan Ujungloe, Kabupaten Bulukumba Sulawesi Selatan pada tanggal 12 Desember 1964. Pendidikan SD Negeri No. 20 Manyampa diselesaikan pada tahun 1977, lalu menamatkan pendidikan di SMP Negeri Bonto Bahari di Tanah Beru Bulukumba pada tahun 1981. Selanjutnya Pendidikan SMA Negeri 198 Bulukumba diselesaikan pada tahun 1984. Sejak Tahun 1984 menjadi mahasiswa Jurusan Perikanan pada Fakultas Peternakan Universitas Hasanuddin dan menyelesaikannya pada 5 September tahun 1988. Pada bulan Maret tahun 1989 diangkat menjadi Staf pengajar di Jurusan Perikanan pada Fakultas Peternakan Unhas.

Ikan Tuna Merupakan Jenis Emas Merah Dilautan Pendidikan Berkelanjutan Pada tahun 1995 melanjutkan pandidikan strata dua (S2) pada Program Pascasarjana Universitas Hasanuddin, konsentrasi perikanan pada program studi Sistem-Sistem Pertanian dan diselesaikan pada tahun 1997. Pada tahun 2000 melanjutkan pendidikan strata tiga (S3) pada program studi Teknologi Kelautan (TKL) Institut Pertanian Bogor (IPB) pada konsentrasi Pemanfaatan Sumberdaya Hayati Laut. Bekerjasama dengan Tokyo University of Marine Science and Technology, Jepang, yang disponsori oleh Japan Society for the Promotionof Science (JSPS), Core University Program, dan menyelesaikannya pada tahun 2003. Beberapa pendidikan dan training luar negeri yang telah dilakukan antara lain di : Universite de Perpignan Perancis pada tahun 1994, International Agriculture Center di Belanda pada tahun 1995 dan Exchange Scientis ke Jepan pada tahun 1999-2000, tahun 2002 dan 2005. Pada tahun 2006 mendapat kesempatan untuk melakukan Colaborative Research di Australian Institute of Marine Science, di Townvile Australia. Mengikuti Global Innovation Forum di Toronto Kanada tahun 2016. Publikasi Dari kegiatan-kegiatan tersebut telah menghasilkan beberapa publikasi baik nasional maupun internasional. Dalam profil ini hanya menulis beberapa saja. Buku Teknik Penangkapan Ikan (Edisi 1), telah diterbitkan pada tahun 2004 dan edisi revisi tahun 2012 oleh PT. Rineka Cipta Jakarta. Buku Berjudul Ikan Kerapu telah diterbitkan oleh PT.Yarsif Watampone Jakarta pada tahun 2008. Buku Perikanan Bagan dan Aspek Pengelolaannya telah diterbitkan oleh UMM Press Malang. Buku Tingkah Laku Ikan dalam Kaitannya dengan Teknologi Perikanan (Penulis Anggota) telah diterbitkan di CV Lubuk Agung Bandung tahun 2011. Buku dengan judul “Mengenal Alat dan Metode Penangkapan Ikan” telah diterbitkan oleh PT. Rineka Cipta Jakarta pada tahun 2013.

Prof. Sudirman : Solusi Menuju Cerdas, Sehat Dan Kuat, Galakkan Gerakan Makan Ikan (GEMARI)

Guru Besar Prof Sudirman

Penghargaan gelar Guru Besar diperoleh pada tanggal 1 Nopember 2005. Selain sebagai staf pengajar dan peneliti pada program Sarjana dan Pascasarjana Unhas, juga aktif pada berbagai pertemuan ilmiah baik nasional maupun internasional. Beberapa tulisan telah dimuat pada Jurnal baik nasional Terkareditasi maupun jurnal Internasional. Jabatan Yang Pernah Diduduki Penulis juga pernah menduduki jabatan sebagai: Ketua Program Studi Pemanfaatan Sumberdaya Perikanan Unhas (2003-2005); Ketua Jurusan Perikanan Unhas (Mei 2005-September 2005), Dekan Fakultas Ilmu Kelautan dan Perikanan Universitas Hasanuddin (2005-2009). Ketua Konsorsium Mitra Bahari Provinsi Sulawesi Selatan (2007-2010).Assessor Nasional pada Badan Akreditasi Nasional Perguruan Tinggi (BAN-PT) pada tahun 2007- Sekarang. Pada bulan Oktober tahun 2009-2010 menjabat sebagai Sekterataris Lembaga Pengabdian Pada Masyarakat (LPPM) Unhas Makassar. Pada tanggal 9 Okt Okt. 2010- 9 Okt 2011 menjabat sebagai Sekretaris Lembaga Penelitian dan Pengabdian Masyarakat (LP2M) UnhasPada 9 Mei 2012 sampai dengan April 2016 menjabat sebagai Ketua Lembaga penelitian dan Pengabdian Kepada Masyarakat (LPPM) Unhas. Sejak Bulan Mei 2016-2018 menjabat sebagai Direktur Inovasi, Riset dan Pengembangan Universitas Hasanuddin. Tahun 2018-Sekarang sebagai Tim Gubernur Untuk Percepatan Pembangunan Sulawesi Selatan dan Anggota Senat Universitas Hasanuddin. Sejak tahun 2013- Sekarang menjadi Reviwer Nasional bidang Pangan dan Kemaritiman pada Lembaga Penyedia Dana Pendidikan (LPDP) Kementerian Keungan RI. Menjadi anggota Majelis Penelitian pada Dewan Pendidikan Tinggi tahun 2016-2018, Kemenristekdikti. Tahun 2017-Sekarang sebagai Ketua Dewan Riset Universitas Hasanuddin, dan Kepala Laboratorium Teknologi Penangkapan Ikan Universitas Hasanuddin. Demikian beberapa data atau Profil dari Prof. Dr. Ir. H. Sudirman, MPi. Dan saat ini masih aktif menulis beberapa buku dan artikel terpublikasi. Lautan Dalam AlQuran, Mengungkap Rahasia Ke Permukaan. Paradoksal Kelimpahan Sumberdaya Laut Dan Kemiskinan Nelayan. Ikan Tuna, Emas Merah Dilautan, Seharga Lamborgini.Analisa Ikan Yang Menelan Nabi Yunus AS, Berdasarkan Ilmu Perikanan Modern. Solusi Menuju Cerdas, Sehat Dan Kuat, Wujudkan Masyarakat Gemar Makan Ikan (GEMARI). Warning Atas Kerusakan Hutan Bawah Laut, Sebagai Kekayaan Bahari Disamping keseharian menjalankan tugas akademik dan penelitian. Serta menjadi dosen tamu diberbagai daerah. Read the full article

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