Husk: *okay you take two kids and I’ll take the other two*
Angel: Sounds good to me
Husk: *picks up two babies*
Angel: *picks up two babies*
Husk: *pauses* Wait a damn minute…
Angel: ???
Husk: WE ONLY HAVE THREE BABIES! WHERE DID THE FOURTH ONE COME FROM?
Angel: *gasps dramatically* How could you forget my first baby!
Angel: *revealing Fat Nuggets with one of the babies*
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Johnathan was a family man and cargo runner and had no interest in getting entangled in royal affairs. So, when a deposed and fleeing princess arranges a meeting to give him a package to keep safe, he was reluctant to take it. But she convinced him to hide the royal seal until she needed it back despite himself. Unknown to him, she had also ticked him into carrying another precious cargo.
When Johnathan learns of the trick, he’s furious. When he confronts the princess about it, he learns it’ll be impossible to return it before it’s appointed time. Then she tells him of an unbreakable bond between them and ends a long search for someone he had lost as a boy. So, instead of revenge, he does what he can to help her. He must also avoid capture; the King would execute Johnathan if he ever found out about his secret cargo.
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Author's note: Okay, so I'm posting this again. I really want to know your opinions. I'll appreciate a critique if you're willing to do that. Constructive criticism will be welcome too.
I'm looking for a range of opinions and thoughts from a lot of people. I want to get a feel for how well I did with this book and I can't do that with a small group of people. As in only a few have made comments, it's hard to get a real idea of how well I really did. So, a broader range is needed. I'm looking forward to reading your comments.
I believe that I did a good job overall, but it's nice to get some perspective.
This book is an mpreg, but only because I went on an online dumpster dive as far as stories. I found that I didn't like most of what I discovered, though it was worth exploring just for the sake of my curiosity. I was inspired by it too. Thought I'd like to try to do my own version just to see if I could do better. And that led to my experimental plot, to turn what most people make into a plot stinker into a good story.
There is no fetish anything in this book. That I avoided intentionally. The main three protagonists are a cargo runner, a dragon that spends a lot of her time in the form of a little girl and a lovely talking golden rat. There's a fourth traveling companion that is of a romantic interest for my main character...with some small complications in their relationship.
I did my best to make a well-balanced plot overall. And I'm not going to give out any more spoilers than I have already.
So...feedback please! I rarely get any and all of it is appreciated very much.
Cover art by Noonibean, who is also a good writer and worth looking up on DeviantART.
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Prompt 218
“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!”
Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside.
He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude.
“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?”
Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere.
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Prince Henry and Alex Claremont-Diaz children
⚠️mpreg warning, don’t like scroll past⚠️
I can imagine Henry being the one who got pregnant and gave birth to their oldest child Gabriel Oscar Arthur James Claremont-Diaz-Fox and then got pregnant again with their daughter Charlotte Catherine June Claremont-Diaz- Fox
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There is a surprising lack of bulges, dick prints, boners, and precum or precum stains with these mpreg baby bellies. It's so rare to see!
Also, where are the mpreg leaky nipples?? The dress shirts that are too tight and noticable at work?? The hips that are ACTUALLY wide?? Where are the baby kicking gifs or videos (with a boner)???? Even in captions and stories
It's so disappointing that there's none of this 😩
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