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buk-kakyoin · 1 month
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Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"
MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!
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lonelysa1lor · 1 month
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I'm not gonna lie if I walked into a famous 90s celebrities home expecting to just send a message and leave and then I saw this fucking thing
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With batshit insane music playing in the background. I too, would lose my shit.
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month-of-july · 1 month
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don’t ask me what this is
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passiunclepaltry · 1 month
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this guys teeth are NOT SOFT guys 🤣🤣🤣
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stardustpinkk · 1 month
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You really should give it to him
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pyrotechnicdarts · 18 days
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i fully believe that when gwendolyn bouchard tried to blackmail lena for her job and got a promotion for it she 100% thought she was going to finally get to join her boss’s cool secret mafia that was using this whole “supernatural research organization” as a cover. she thought she was sooo cool for girlbossing her way into the mob only to get Mr Bonzo’d
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ashironie · 1 month
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the genres everyone thinks they are in
Alice: Office comedy
Gwen: Shitty office drama
Sam: Mystery
Celia: Fanfic
Lena: Horror
Colin: Puter Horror (mystery)
Teddy: not in something
Bonzo: It’s Bonzo Time!!!
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lostlavenderer · 10 days
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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception
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ash-tree-eyes · 14 days
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The real reason Gwen can’t sleep is because every time she closes her eyes her brain starts playing “MR BONZO’S ON HIS WAY” on repeat
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they-call-me-haiku · 1 month
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i know the whole “he doesn't like being stared at” is supposed to be spooky, but i'm just imagining Mr Bonzo being super self-conscious and breaking into tears the moment someone makes eye contact with him.
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I will not stand for this Mr Bonzo slander
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murderandcoffee · 1 month
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really intrigued to see how the interaction with mr. bonzo affects gwen. like, where does she fall on the scale of total nonbeliever (in the supernatural) to 100% believer? she sounded scared and freaked the fuck out! will this change her relationship with lena and the oiar, or will she recover and keep going up the ladder? was this a play on lena's part to scare gwen off, or to test her? or will every assignment of gwen's be just as horrifying?
I want to know MORE
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cirrus-grey · 1 month
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Gwen holds out the envelope and Mr Bonzo snatches it into his mouth, audibly chewing it. His teeth are not soft.
There it is!
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alicornpig · 1 month
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Happy Friday! Here’s the fresh memes for TMAGP episode 10 (spoiler warning)
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webspiraled · 1 month
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his teeth are not soft :)
THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL IS A PODCAST !!!!! i've been waiting for bonzos appearance
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ziggizapz · 1 month
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MR BONZOS ON HIS WAY !!!!
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