Oh, uh, thank you, Mr. Twinkacetti, you've really made me look good in the way I used to. Yup... what? Yeah, I love that you're the type of person who takes your clothes off and puts them around you. You look great all the time, and I can tell you, once I went out to the park with you, you looked really good.
Cousin Larry gets more than he bargained for when he accidentally opens a rift in time and space and Balki wanders through it. Can Balki defeat the Demogorgon and return home?
Words: 1515, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Perfect Strangers
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: Other
Characters: Balki Bartokomous, Demogorgon (Stranger Things), Larry Appleton, Mr. Twinkacetti, Dimitri
[5 images. A person cutting food on a table. Guy Fieri standing in a kitchen preparing food. Graphical user interface. A close up of a box. Captions: Forget it, Mr. Twinkacetti. I won't forget this. Oh, I just remembered. I want you to pick it up. Shouldn't take youmore than a whole day. Mr. Twinkacetti.]
[3 images. A man and woman preparing food in a kitchen. A person standing in a kitchen preparing food. Captions: Uh, Mr. Twinkacetti. All right, the money. Okay. So my kid misses Christmas.]
Forget it, Mr. Twinkacetti. I won't forget this. I've got a big piece on you. I got a big piece on you. Are we here to talk about it? Do we want to know anything about our kids? Are we not here to talk about our kids?" Do we want to know what's on your mind here? Do we want to know that the boys will be safe because they get to play in it now"?
If I started watching Perfect Strangers & had to see Mr. Twinkacetti (CNJTHRUC????) every episode, I’d still recognize him as the naked guy from the Seinfeld subway episode.