Mr. 8: That's right, there must have been a mistake on that wanted poster. This lone swordsman that just massacred the lower-level bounty hunters, is the real captain, not this smiling kid.
Me: Oh, my sweet summer child. This smiling kid not only is the real captain, he will also kick your boss' ass.
Terry Pratchett’s concept of the Trolls in the Discworld universe was some of my favorite writing. A trolls name usually describes what they’re made of. A diamond troll is the indisputable King of Trolls. Heres my version of Mr. Shine, Diamond King of Trolls.