Knowing you're a wrestling fan, which president would cut the best wrestling promo?
I actually answered this questions years ago and said that it would have been Bill Clinton, which was probably true at the time because of how great he was ad-libbing and speaking off the cuff. But the answer now is obviously Trump. His entire style of political rhetoric is a WWE/Mussolini blend, and he's actively tried for years -- even before running for President, back when he was hosting The Apprentice -- to mirror his public persona after Vince McMahon's Mr. McMahon character. He straight-up took the Mr. McMahon catchphrase and used it as his own catchphrase on The Apprentice! There is no other acceptable answer.
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Surf's Up 2: WaveMania
A WWE Studios produced sequel to the animated children's movie Surf's Up in which a group of surfing penguins going on a quest with a another group of more famous surfing penguins hoping to be recruited in to the infamous Hang 5.
The Hang 5 are made up of penguin versions of some of the most successful WWE Superstars of this century, "The Doctor of Thuganomics" John Cena, "The Game" Triple H, The Undertaker, "The Diva of Tomorrow " Paige with WWE chairman Vince McMahon as their Sea Otter leader.
There is also a seagul with blonde highlights that does occasional commentary throughout the movie, this bird is voiced by WWE commentator Michael Cole.
Featured Wrestlers:
John Cena as J.C.
Mr. McMahon as Mr. McMahon
Paige as Paige
Triple H as Hunter
Undertaker as Undertaker
Michael Cole as Seagull
Wrestle Rating:
3 out of 5 golden surfboards
A genuinely odd film that's worth watching for the novelty element alone. All the wrestlers play modified versions of their WWE personal, The Deadman is dumber than usually portrayed, The Anti-Diva is far more proud of being a Diva and Mr. McMahon displays a softer side; but it is still obvious who each one is and what their wrestling characters are.
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Wow. I wonder what happened that cause Vince McMahon to suddenly retire. Shit I've watched WWF/WWE since I was a little kid in the 1970s. Not sure what a Vince-less WWE will look like. Thanks for all the amazing memories. Godspeed to you.
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I'm a bit confused, but why is this old man out here?
And that's all he had to say???? Announce John Cean is coming next week????
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Jeeves is...
The son of Martha Marriot and Matthew McMahon
(This is crack pair, and crack out of nowhere theory, don't take it too seriously) 🤣🤣🤣
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Just noticed Mr. McMahon has a wedding ring... wonder if the whole allowing Yor to have a day with her family was influenced by that 🤔
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Found this gem.
Gonna have fun tagging these lot now
Great.
But for real, some of these are scary af. Looking at you Lesnar, cena and Steve...who looks like Ross lynch when he played jeffery dahmer. Infact their whole row scares the fuck out of me
And some of them are surprisingly decent, like Jerry, mick and jbl. Well and vince but I don't want to open that door.
Sorry to my faves who are on this...Shawn, taker, hunter and kev. You get my attention enough already you whores.
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