I spent so long trying to forget about ice Town but it’s part of my life. I mean, it set me on this path that led me to Pawnee, to my job, to Leslie. I mean, who knows where I’d be without it. I like that Ice Town happened and I don’t wanna erase it.
When I was 18, I ran for mayor of my small town and won. A little bit of anti-establishment voter rebellion, I guess. Here's the thing, though, about 18 year-olds — they're idiots. So I pretty much ran the place into the ground after two months and got impeached. The worst part was my parents grounded me.