#mudhorn morons

[positivityjediprince]

Avarage day in the Whitesun-Larses move to Mandalore AU:

Poor Beru has to constantly deal with hoards of mandolorians who want to court Luke.

But it's not like her and Owen don't also have their share of admirers 👀

#theyre very lucky it was Beru who opened the door because owen would be chasing them away with a broom #hes so protective #the poor mandos just want to look at the sexy twink #i love this silly AU everyones happy yaaayyy #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #owen lars #beru whitesun lars #beru whitesun #mudhorn morons #my art

[veradragonjedi]

Fennec: I want to try something. Everyone line up

Fennec: Luke, what are you?

Luke: A Jedi? An idiot?

Fennec: Let’s go with both. Boba, what is Luke?

Boba: Exactly my type.

Fennec: Okay, Cara! What is Luke?

Cara: My dumb best friend.

Luke: Aww.

Fennec: Grogu, you’re up. What is Luke?

Grogu: Buir 🥺

Everyone: aAAAWWW🥰💖✨💞🥺

Fennec: Din, what is Luke?

Din, still glaring at Boba and analysing all his weaknesses: He is. My. Husband.

@positivityjediprince technically this was based off of that divorce conversation we had, but here lmao <333333333 I thought you’d enjoy my dumb thoughts

#star wars #mudhorn morons #dinluke #din djarin #luke skywalker #fennec shand #boba fett #grogu

[mandobogwitch]

Based off a convo with my bro, @positivityjediprince and the last scene in chapter 8 of my fic, ‘Tooka Ever After.’

#luke skywalker #paz viszla #cara dune #din djarin #dinluke #dinluke family #clan mudhorn morons #mudhorn morons

[positivityjediprince]

Council Chamber on Mandalore:

Bo-Katan: "Now I've summoned you all here today because you all apparently need a lesson in how to appropriately refer to Consort Skywalker at official Republic events."

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Cara: "I don't even talk at those I just stand in the corner eating the mini food!"

Bo-Katan, tired: "Last week you dragged Luke to the buffet and said, and I quote, 'hey twinky fruit boi come check out this cake it fucks so hard'. That is not an appropriate thing to call a galactic leader infront of the Chandrillan Senator!"

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Paz: "This is why I'm head guard and not you."

Bo-Katan, glaring at Paz now: "You. You called Luke 'your HighnASS-you-can-bounce-credits-off' infront of the entire Intergalactic Agricultural Council!"

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Din, huffy: "I don't understand why I'm here, I always refer to Luke by his title"

Bo-Katan, at her wits end: "Mand'alor you formally addressed the consort as 'cutie patootie of next level beauty with a bountiful booty which I eat like it's my duty' in your opening speech!"

Din: "My point still stands"

Bo-Katan:

Din:

Bo-Katan:

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Luke, awkwardly raising hand: "Bo, why am I here?"

Bo-Katan: "BECAUSE YOU ANSWERED TO ALL OF THESE NAMES"

#someone get her an asperin #she has to give this speech every time #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #cara dune #bo katan kryze #paz vizsla #mudhorn morons #this is so dumb but deal with it

[positivityjediprince]

Axe, looking at Paz : I could take him.

Bo-Katan: In a fight? We've already established you- wait...you mean in a fight right...?

Axe:

Bo:

Axe:

Bo:

Din: ....I'm gonna be sick

#idk why this came in #but it wouldnt leave #axe woves #paz vizsla #paz vizsla/axe woves #wovesla? #pazaxe? #i like #Wovesla #din djarin #bo katan kryze #paxe #mudhorn morons #they keep growing

[positivityjediprince]

The Mando/Tatooine couple double date seemed like a great idea till Cobb and Luke spent an hour singing Space Dolly Parton songs at the space karaoke bar.

Boba and Din are contemplating all their life choices that lead them to this moment.

#Tbh they're pretty happy about them but they're still going to complain about their dumb husbands #dinluke #bobacobb #also i strong believe dolly parton exists in all universes because she deserves to and i will be taking no criticism at this time #mudhorn morons #luke skywalker #din djarin #boba fett #cobb vanth

[positivityjediprince]

Din takes a Dad Mid Day Nap TM and then goes outside, to the clan family garden, and sees the utter chaos that has unfolded in his absence:

- Luke is standing on the garden table wielding a wrench, engaged in what is clearly a battle to the death with Paz, who has chosen the mighty broom as his weapon. Luke is wining. He has the high ground - Obi-Wan is proud.

- Boba has put Grogu in a wheelbarrow and is using his jet pack to zoom it around.

- Cara is teaching a 5 year old Rey how to fire a rifle, that is almost as big as her. Rey is alarmingly good.

- Ahsoka, Bo-Katan and Leia are discussing the runnings of the galaxy while facing the wall and resolutely ignoring everything that is going on behind them.

- Han is still asleep on the couch. He refuses to wake up till dinner.

#its them everyone #i love them #poor din just wanted a nap #he thought Bo-Katan would hold down the fort but shes busy talking to the girlies (aka actual functioning beings with braincells) #mudhorn morons #i love them so much i want to get into writing silly them stuff #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #grogu #cara dune #bo katan kryze #bocara #leia organa #han solo #boba fett #rey #rey skywalker #rey skywalker djarin #i love them all so much #ahsoka tano

[positivityjediprince]

Luke, seeing a bear for the first time at an animal sanctuary: "I want you to know I'm gonna accept death and hug him"

Din, picking Luke up by the back of his jacket: "No you're not."

#luke is like THATS FRIEND SHAPED #and Din is like BABE NO ABSOLUTELY NOT #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin #mudhorn morons

[positivityjediprince]

Din, talking to Luke: "Sunshine" (affectionate)

Cara, talking to Luke: "Sunshine" (derogatory)

#Din says it with such adoration and affection and its so soft #then Cara comes along and is like WHAT UP BITCH #shes taking over Luke sibling bullying while Leia is running the universe #Leia asked her too she has to make sure luke doenst get too comfortable being the younger sibling (even if he was born first) #he has little brother energy and must be bullied #mudhorn morons #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #cara dune #i fucking love these guys theyre a family

[positivityjediprince]

It takes Din at least 2-4 business days to recover from Luke giving him a tender forehead kiss.

#luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #theyre gay and inlove your honour #mudhorn morons

[positivityjediprince]

Bo-Katan forced Cara, Paz, and Luke to make a seperate group chat as they were "clogging up" the main Mudhorn Morons group chat with their "infantile and unecessary input" (sending a screenshot evertime their com batteries reached 69%)

Now they keep adding Bo-Katan to the new group. She tries to remove herself. She can't. No matter how many times she tries they instantly add her back. She can't escape them.

#THIS IS SO DUMB IM SORRY #STARWARS SHITPOSTING YET AGAIN #luke skywalker #cara dune #bo katan kryze #paz vizsla #dinluke #bocara #mudhorn morons

[positivityjediprince]

I can't begin to imagine how hard it is for the Mudhorn Morons to have a snack/treat without Grogu stealing it.

So here's how I imagine they try and do it:

Din will go to the private Mand'alor hanger, sit in the N-1, lock the entrance and activate the blackout windows. Grogu can still sense it and by the third mouthful there is a tap tap tap on the glass.

Luke is much sneakier and has the highest success rate. He will use his jedi powers to mask his location from Grogu and jump to some obscured perch. Obi-Wan briefly wonders if this is a misuse of the force but Yoda insists "resourceful young Skywalker is being, unstoppable Grogu's sweet tooth is."

Paz will simply eat his snack as quickly as possible. This method means he can't savour the treat but at least he gets to have one.

Cara tries to hide in the fresher. Grogu can now open locks with the force thanks for that Dune

Bo-Katan threatens him with a court marshal. Babies cannot be court marshalled. She has the lowest success rate.

#this is silly but im having fun #grogu is a MENACE #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #grogu #cara dune #bo katan kryze #paz vizsla #mudhorn morons #i cannot be stopped from making mudhorn moron content im sorry

[positivityjediprince]

Luke, working on his X-wing: *sigh* "Cara can you please stop throwing credits at my butt!*

Cara, still throwing coins: "No can do sunshine, I heard Paz say you 'had an ass you could bounce credits off' and I need to prove him wrong."

Luke: "You proved him wrong 30minutes ago!!"

Cara: "Yeah but then Din decked him saying you 'could bounce a thousand credits off it' so now I have to prove him wrong too "

Bo-Katan: "why are none of you taking into account thAT CREDITS ARE RECTANGULAR"

#you could bounce a coin off him tho #but a credit would just flop 😞 #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #cara dune #bo katan kryze #paz vizsla #mudhorn morons #this is so stupid

[positivityjediprince]

Din, a blushing mess: "Luke....were under- there's mistletoe"

Luke: "Oh you sweet gorgeous man, we've been married for years if you want a kiss you just need to ask" *Gives Din a soft kiss*

Din: *Din.exe has stopped working*

#THEM YOUR HONOUR #GAY SOFT BITCHES #dinluke #luke Skywalker #din djarin #mudhorn morons

[positivityjediprince]

Luke, bursting into the Clan sitting room: "CARA DUNE HOW DARE YOU!!!"

Cara, jumping up: "Oh! I dare!"

Din: "What did you do???"

Cara: "I have no idea but I'm gonna defend my choice to do it what ever it was."

#cara is like i dont care im gonna fight luke #true sibling style #shes just ready to square up and i reapect that #the rest are like ????????????? #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #cara dune #mudhorn morons #am i shitposting again? yes and ill never stop

[positivityjediprince]

Mudhorn Morons on a car trip (Modern AU)

Cara, driving: *focusing intensely on the road*

Din, mystified: "Wow, I've never seen Cara so focused this is incredible."

Luke, not looking up from his phone: "She's trying to keep the speedometer at 69mph"

Bo-Katan: "THE SPEED LIMIT IS 30 CARA!!! 30!!!"

#star WARS SHIT POSTING BABY #idk but the idea of cara focusing ao hard on maintaining her speed #idk who let her drive #maybe bokatan broke her arm so she cant drive lmao #luke skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #cara dune #bo katan kryze #mudhorn morons