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turpinsimp-blog · 2 years
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"Enjoying the view, aren't we?"
Severus Snape in muggle clothing and suspenders bc why not?
For @frenchpresswriter ( The suspenders commissioner )
https://twitter.com/turpinsimp/status/1560277819544190977?s=20&t=4C5HLwLwiDMnLIQQCZQecQ
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dramioneasks · 5 months
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Fresh Eyes - greenflowerpot - not rated, WIP - Draco stumbles across a memory-wiped Hermione in a small muggle town. He should probably tell someone - people are looking for her, no doubt. But it turns out that without her memory of him, Hermione actually seems to like Draco. He can even make her smile, and that makes him feel things he’d rather not examine. Maybe he’ll wait to tell anyone, just for a little while.
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furiouslyyours · 2 years
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And what about Hagrid 😭
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The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black P2
So in the last post I made about the House of Black I talked mostly about every piece of information I know about the family as a whole. In this post I want to cover a little bit of the most famous witches and wizards to come out of the house of Black.
To start off with I feel it is important to re-mention that the house of Black has members in practically every family within the wizarding world and there are simply to many members to be able to talk about them all. So i'm going to talk about some of the less known members. I'm choosing to ignore the youngest generation I apologize.
The first member of the house of Black that I want to talk about is Artemisia Blackwood nee Black. Born in the 15th century to her mother a nameless member of the house of Black and her muggle father also nameless. Artemisia's birth was a complete accident made out of wedlock. Which combined with the fact that her father was a muggle you can imagine she wasn't very well liked within her family and was disowned upon birth. Despite her blood-status Artemisia was a firm believer in the pure-blood ways and despised anything and anyone having anything to do with muggles. Having this view point it is no surprise that she ended up marrying Eunon Blackwood, a muggleborn *sighs in logic*. They ended up having a daughter named Lysandra who was you guessed it, a squib. Lysandra would later disown her mother while Artemisia is being burned at the stake by witch hunters. So while god may not have favorites he does have least favorites.
Next up we have Phineas Nigellus Black born in 1847. Not much is known about his early life besides the fact that he was a Slytherin, and that he married his wife Ursula Flint sometime after graduating. Phineas is well known for being the worst Hogwarts headmaster ever. Some of my favorite things that he did is cancel quidditch for a single year not because of the goblin war that was currently going on but because his favorite pure-blooded Syltherin quidditch player got hurt playing it. In fact he believed the Goblin war to be just a rumor that was going around and remained ignorant for the entirety of the war. It got so bad that when the goblin leader invaded the school he didn't even show up leaving the staff and students to fend off the attack by themselves. Oh, but don't worry at least he removed the bell from the bell tower as it was causing him great distress when it rang because it reminded him of his wedding day, the poor guy.
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hp-fanfic-archive · 1 month
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Coffee by Writcraft Pairing: Harry/Draco Rating: E Word Count: 5k Podfic available here Read by: fire_juggler Length: 30-60 minutes Sometimes it’s just a story about two wizards and a Muggle coffee shop.
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marystulips · 2 years
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“Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbors.”
Who knew that in a sudden fit of art rage, I’ll make fanart of Petunia Dursley and she would promote herself to a favourite character in the process?
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maryslouisv · 2 years
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My favorite marauders headcanon is that the muggleborns and half-bloods of the friend group (remus, mary, marlene, and lily) all showed the boys around the muggle world and taught them muggle things.
muggle driving as a birthday celebration for Sirius
skateboarding and getting ice cream during the hottest months of the year
muggle smoking (?)
even teaching them muggle post or something of the sort.
The guys would’ve had a blast. Peter may have been slightly hesitant, but would’ve followed suit so he wouldn’t be left out, and would in turn end up having the time of his life. If James didn’t get the hang of driving right away, he would use charms to make it seem easier or to shock his friends at how “amazing” he was doing.
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alisamalfoy · 2 years
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Playing online games with Draco
Hello!!!
Playing online games with Draco would include:
-since you showed him the online games of muggle world it unbelievably interested him.
-If it is a real life sim game which like sims,avakin life e.t.c he would make avatars which look like both of you and marry them.(in sims).
-If it is a fighting game like pubg,free fire e.t.c or scary games like granny he would like it but when you get scared he would immediately turn off the device and hug you while saying they are not real.Such a cutie :)
-He would love the games very much that sometimes he could be like addicted to it and not hear your voice of calling him.When he doesn't give you attention,as you start ignoring him he would understand his mistake and shower your face with kisses,non stopping apalogies.You can't stand his cuteness and forgive him.He just kisses you more longer :)
my wattpad acc: AlminaMalfoyz <3
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scvrbus · 2 years
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CC Headcannon: A tangent off of my last headcannon (go read it if you haven’t already), in which Lily Luna has a fascination for muggle studies at Hogwarts.
Lily knows that Scorpius is huge on anything and everything muggle, and she doesn’t want to go to her dad for help, so she goes to Scorpius with a school project she has to do on muggle life.
They end up bonding and becoming pretty much best friends, and Albus starts to worry that maybe Scorpius is in love with Lily instead of him, because Scorpius is bisexual. Albus keeps quiet about it because he knows how happy they both are in their friendship.
Over time, they start to do other things like listening to music (of course) and end up going on a load of photography shoots together for Scorpius’s projects and just for fun.
Lily ends up developing a crush on Scorpius, and she goes to James for advice. James tells her that she shouldn’t like Scorpius because he’s her brothers boyfriend, but he keeps the whole conversation a secret from Albus.
A couple weeks later, Lily invites Scorpius round for a sleepover, and he accepts because he knows Albus will be there, and because him and Lily are such good friends.
They end up playing spin the bottle and it’s Lily’s turn to spin. It lands on Scorpius, of course.
Scorpius tries to back out, but Lily won’t let him. They share a kiss, which Lily drags out for way too long, but Albus decides he’s had enough of that game and wants to play truth or dare.
They begin the new game, but half way through, Lily nudges Scorpius and asks him if they can talk in another room. Scorpius accepts because he thinks somethings up with Lily, because she’s been acting strange for weeks.
They go into her bedroom and she goes straight in for the kiss, but Scorpius pulls away immediately, but not before Albus sees them.
Albus gets upset and runs out of the room while Scorpius tries to reassure him that he had no idea Lily wanted to do that.
When they get downstairs, James confirms this by telling Albus the conversation him and Lily had the other day.
Scorpius decides not to stay the night because it’s just too much and he goes back home to his dad.
Lily tries to apologise to Scorpius and mend their friendship, but he never replies to her owls. However, things change when she sends him a letter confessing that she thinks she’s bisexual with a preference for women.
There’s a girl she’s met and she really likes her. She knows that her friendship with Scorpius may never be the same, but she really needs help figuring things out because Albus won’t speak a word to her and Scorpius is the only other LGBTQ+ person she knows (James is currently closeted).
Scorpius thinks for a couple of hours and finally replies to her, saying that they should meet up at the ice cream parlour and talk things out over a double scoop.
They meet up and talk things out, and everything goes smoothly. Lily apologises for kissing him and tells him that she no longer has feelings for him (no offence Scorp) and she’s definitely either bi with a female preference or lesbian.
Scorpius explains to Albus later that him and Lily have sorted it all out, but leaves out the LGBTQ+ part of it all. Scorbus is going strong again (they never broke up ofc bc Albus understood that Scorp did nothing wrong) and the adults never find out about this crazy turn of events.
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nifeout · 2 years
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I hate J.K.R as much as the next person but here me out; I would like a series where muggle students get up to shit and the purebloods, teachers and students alike, are just lost.
I'm talking; old school bucket of water pranks with magic, enchanted instruments to play the macarena at the yule ball, someone brings a gun to school, mp.3/cassette player to play music for studying, hot water bottle for period cramps, even just a robotic toy.
I just want to see the purebloods freak out and lose there shit. If anyone knows of a fic like this, let me know please.
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emceeelena · 2 years
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Tech @ Hogwarts?
What if the only reason technology doesn't work at hogwarts is because there's no reception??
So a muggleborn comes with their phone and has stuff already downloaded so it doesn't need the internet and all the purebloods are like WTF is this witchcraft?
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starr-angelofnarnia · 2 years
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Thought that suddenly occurred to me:
Why the hell is the playable character in Hogwarts Mystery anything but a muggleborn?
My character just said "muggles sound so boring." Um. Hate to break it to you, but you are a muggle... you are me.
Like I get, storyline. But also... what??
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dramioneasks · 2 months
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Lovefool - WillowingScribe - E, WIP - Draco gets doomed by the Ministry to live without his magic for a year. Hermione, tasked to chauffeur the proud but now magically-impotent wizard to a small cottage in the middle of nowhere, never imagined she would be responsible for teaching her former nemesis how to use a toaster. Neither of them would've thought that through their forced collaboration they would learn to appreciate each other beyond their wildest imagination. OR A decade spanning love story inspired by When Harry Met Sally but with a much heavier dash of spice.
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bookhorder16 · 2 years
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I love Remus don’t get me wrong by why didn’t he ever just get a muggle job. i’m sure there is a job that lets him take time off around full months or lets him work from home or something 
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pkharp13 · 2 years
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Don’t let the muggles get you down.
Ron Weasley, 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
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lonelylyricists · 2 years
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