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Haikyuu Teams as what sport they would be if they weren’t a volleyball team
Teams: Karasuno, Aoba Johsai, Date Tech, Shiratorizawa, Johzenji, Fukurodani, Itatchiyama, Nekoma, Nohebi, Kamomedai, Inarizaki and Mujinizaka.
**Please note that these were chosen from the perspective of someone who has grown up on the East Coast, I am aware that some of these sports (*ahEm* lacrosse) might not be as popular where you are as they are here.**
**DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NOT PLAYED MOST OF THESE SPORTS, I RESEARCHED THEM TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY BUT WHO KNOWS, MAYBE I MESSED SOMETHING UP! PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED IF SOMETHING IS OFF, I DID MY BEST!!**
Karasuno: Soccer
Goalkeeper: Yuu Nishinoya
Centre Back: Daichi Sawamura
Central Midfielder: Tobio Kageyama
Sweeper: Kei Tsukishima
Full-back: Chikara Ennoshita
Wing-back: Tadashi Yamaguchi
Defensive Midfielder: Koushi Sugawara
Attacking Midfielder: Hisashi Kinoshita & Kazuhito Narita
Winger: Ryunosuke Tanaka
Striker: Shoyo Hinata
Forward: Asahi Azumane
Aoba Johsai: Baseball
Pitcher: Tooru Oikawa
Designated Hitter: Hajime Iwaizumi
Catcher: Issei Matsukawa
First Baseman: Yutaro Kindaichi
Second Baseman: Shinji Watari
Third Baseman: Kentaro Kyotani
Shortstop: Shigeru Yahaba
Right Fielder: Takahiro Hanamaki
Centre Fielder: Kaneo Yuda
Left Fielder: Akira Kunimi
Date Tech: American Football
**So uh, there’s a lot of positions in football...here are a few though**
Quarterback:Kaname Moniwa
Center: Kenji Futakuchi
Offensive Tackle: Takanobu Aone
Offensive Guard: Kanji Koganegawa
Running Back: Yasushi Kamasaki
Wide Receiver: Takehito Sasaya
Cornerback: Kosuke Sakunami
Kicker: Yutaka Obara
Punter: Taro Onagawa
Safety: Jingo Fukiage
Shiratorizawa: Wrestling
(there are no positions in wrestling...:) so i’ll just explain~
From what I have seen, wrestling requires a lot of skill, strength and general technique. 
And Idk, when I thought of Shiratorizawa wrestling came up. 
It can also be for people who are tall AND for people who are shorter.
Johzenji: Track & Field
High Jump: Yuuji Terushima
Long Distance: Kazuma Bobata
Middle Distance: Arata Tsuchiyo
Hurdling: Nobuyoshi Izaka
Sprints: Katsumichi Higashiyama
Long Jump: Takehito Futamata
Triple Jump: Rintaro Numajiri
Fukurodani: Swimming
(there are no positions in swimming)
I don’t really know why but I just saw Fukurodani as swimming...?
It was DEFINITELY not because of my bias towards Washio and Akaashi🥰🥰
Itatchiyama: Golf
(there are no positions in golf)
idk man, somethin about them being an academy and idk man. 
Believe it or not, at my school at least Golf is a really big sport. 
idk man, somethin about Iizuna, Komori and Sakusa playing golf just....makes sense to me.
Nekoma: Basketball
(There are fewer positions in basketball, so I had to double up on some all of them.)
Point Guard: Kenma Kozume & Yaku Morisuke
Shooting Guard: Yuki Shibayama & Tamahiko Teshiro 
Small Forward: Nobuyuki Kai & Shohei Fukunaga
Power Forward: Taketora Yamamoto & So Inuoka
Center: Tetsuro Kuroo & Lev Haiba
Nohebi: Cross country
(there are no positions in cross country)
Something about Daishou and Numai being runners just...stuck with me I guess. 
It requires a lot of determination, and they definitely have that so yeah.
Kamomedai: Ice Hockey
(I also had to double up on them cause there’s only 6 positions in ice hockey)
Centre: Sachiro Hirugami
Left Defensemen: Kazuyoshi Bessho & Aikichi Suwa
Right Defenseman: Gao Hakuba &Liam Tokura
Goalkeeper: Keiichiro Kanbayashi
Left Winger: Izuru Nozawa & Isao Norikura
Right Winger: Korai Hoshiumi
Inarizaki: Lacrosse
(..there are FOUR positions in lacrosse giVe mE a BrEaK)
Attack: Aran Ojiro, Osamu Miya & Hitoshi Ginjima
Midfield: Rintarou Suna, Atsumu Miya & Yuto Kosaku
Defense: Ren Omimi & Heisuke Riseki
Goalie: Shinsuke Kita & Michinari Akagi
Mujinizaka: Military Drill team 
**This is typically only in JROTC units, BUT you practice, compete and it is physically taxing, thus I am counting it as a sport. Please note I am not implying that they are going into the military or anything like that, I just thought it fit the best for them!**
For best results, I would recommend looking up what a military drill formation looks like if you have never done drill before!!
Platoon Commander: Wakatsu Kiryu
Guidon: Nozomu Mami
1st Squad leader: Subaru Hondo 
2nd Squad leader: Michiru Usuri
3rd Squad leader: Keisuke Unnan
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i’m taking bets that they’ll completely miss the direct parallel of hirugami’s and asahi’s stories . like, completely just miss why hirugami was talked about so much in tangent with asahi’s personal growth during the match
and probably miss the emotional growth that bokuto has during the mujinizaka arc. and boil down kiryu’s character to an “uwu soft anxious bean”. and hate on usuri’s character bc of how he targeted akaashi during the match. just asdfs, it’s gonna be rough
Definitely, it’ll just go whoop ~ right over their heads, and it’s such a big part of that match
And the mujinizaka match too, they’ll probably be all over akaashi and his break down and just miss the rest of the match *waves arms around like wild man*
It’ll be a rough wooden roller coaster that shakes you around every twist and turn and leaves you with a headache
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Haikyuu!! Boys as Chaotic things my teachers have done
Characters: A good chunk of them (mostly underrated)
Warnings: My physics teacher , absolute savagry, teachers ~giving up~ 
**Disclaimer, yes, these all have actually happened. I am not joking, I am not making these up. These are very much for real. These are really just male teachers BECAUSE, most of my female teachers have been pretty normal and I don’t really have any chaotic stories of them**
I CHANGED THE FORMAT FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE IT MADE THE MOST SENSE FOR THE CONTENT. IT’S ALSO 12:59 AM  AND I JUST FINISHED DRINKING COFFEE- SOME WILL REPEAT!!
My AP Physics Teacher: Took the class on a ‘field trip’ to the stairwell of a 3 story building (us being on the 1st floor). He proceeded to do the singing rod experiment, which causes very loud high pitched noises. Think a speaker cracking, or a microphone doing that screeching noise. It spread throughout the entire building (This was confirmed when my sister, who was on the other side of the school on the 3rd floor heard the ringing), and proceeded to run back to his classroom when the chemistry teachers started to yell at him.
🧪 Konoha, Futakuchi, Akagi, Atsumu, Hanamaki, Kuroo, Fukunaga, Komori, Inunaki
My NNDCC Instructor: Was taking roll during virtual learning. He told us to all turn on our mics so we would get through roll quicker. His reason for doing so was “hurry up so I can eat my skittles”. Will also kick kids out of the meeting if they don’t answer, and go “Oops, my finger slipped.” This is the same man who kept a crazy amount of snacks in his office, and when we had to stay after for Drill/Color guard practice or before we would preform for football games, he would give us all snacks.
👨‍✈️ Osamu, Yaku, Shirabu, Kunimi, Sakishima, Unnan, Meian
My Homeroom Teacher/Anime club sponsor: His wife had a baby during June of last year. The hospital uses these dummy CPR babies so the parents know how to do CPR on their baby.  After the training, he asked if he could keep the baby, and they let him. After learning my little sister is scared of babies, he proceeded to randomly show the “Mini-Baby” as it was named, on camera. He brought this ‘baby’ into the building with him when we went hybrid. He then proceeded to rip Mini Baby when he and some students were throwing Mini Baby like a football.
👶Hanamaki, Suna, Tendo, Kawanishi, Numai, Mami, Gao, Inunaki, Konoha, Komori
My 11th Grade English Teacher: Every year on his birthday he asks kids in the hallway/his classroom if it’s their birthday, when they say no he goes “That’s right, it’s mine” and just laughs.
🎉 Yahaba, Washio, Atsumu, Ginjima, Shirabu, Oikawa, Kamasaki, Kuroo, Daishou, Hirugami, Romero
My Engineering Teacher: On the first day of class he came into the room wearing a Jurassic Park dinosaur head. On throwback Thursday he wore roller skates and an afro wig (cause he was bald). Roasted the students like there was no tomorrow, and once a quarter he made us waffles.
🛠 Fukunaga, Akagi, Bokuto, Yamagata, Gao, Tendou, Hinata
My 6th grade Science Teacher: Started the first day of school saying “I don’t have favorites, I hate all of you the same” but lowkey I was his favorite. Every year he would poor a little rubbing alcohol on a science table, set it on fire and snub it out by slapping his hand on it. 5 seconds later he would scream like it burned him then laugh when all of our souls left our bodies. Told us stories of when he was a Biologist, the one that stuck with me was him being relentlessly chased by an Emu.
🧬 Suna, Matsukawa, Kunimi, Hiroo, Sakusa, Mami, Ennoshita,
My Weight Training Teacher: I was 1 of 2 girls in the class, the rest were football players and frequented the weight room, him being the JV Football coach. One of the kids spoke up like “I dOnT nEeD tO dO tHiS cAuSe I gOt A bUiLt uPpEr bOdY” and without missing a beat he said “Yeah but you got chicken legs though” idk man, it made me cackle.
💪 Iwaizumi, Aran, Numai, Yamagata, Akaashi, Ushijima, Reon, Yamamoto, Iizuna, Meian, Sokolov
11th grade Math Teacher: Gives everyone a nick name, never anything rude or mean, but they all have a purpose. Once you have gotten a nickname, it never goes away. A girls name in my class is grace, he spent the whole year thinking it was gracie and no one corrected him. To this day he continues to call her gracie. Bonus story, when I was a freshman I had no friends so I stayed with my older sis and her friends. (This was during our free period, and we would always go to his classroom) One day she tripped and he blamed her for ‘causing a raucus’ and when she blamed me, he told her not to put blame on her little sister. He failed to notice she tripped cause I tied her shoelaces to her desk lol.
📊 Daishou, Kita, Oikawa, Futakuchi, Romero, Semi, Shirabu, Matsukawa
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