*on a date*
Coricopat: "Uh, Jerrie.....you shouldn't be using a straw......"
Mungojerrie: "I know, they're bad for the environment-"
Coricopat: "No, it's just a strange way to eat spaghetti....
Mungojerrie, with a mouthful of spaghetti, taking the straw out of his mouth, muffled: "I'm just innovative-"
Coricopat, offering him a fork: "Hon, please use silverware."
Mungojerrie, slurping up spaghetti: "Why should I?"
Coricopat: "Because when I have to explain to your mom why I had to give you the heimlich maneuver, I don't wanna tell her it was because you choked on pasta."
Mungojerrie, dropping the straw, reaching for the fork: "Alright, for you though-"
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Mungoffestraps high school au idea
Munkustrap is the smart, good, teachers pet kind of student. He always has good marks and is never late and likes to help younger students settling in or help students who are struggling.
Mungojerrie is the prankster, class clown student. He rarely pays much attention in class, he always just wants to have fun and annoy a lot of people. His marks are pretty poor but he never wants to worry about that.
Mistoffelees is the quiet, loner student. Most people think he can't talk, but mostly they forget he's even there. He always sits at the back and his marks are fine in most classes (but he excels in dance). He has very few if any friends apart from his sister, Victoria who's quite popular.
The teacher sees how behind Jerrie is and asked Munkustrap to help him. Then later in class theres a group project and Munk and Jerrie are set together for it, and Mistoffelees is told to join them too as the teachers sees he's yet again on his own.
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Mungojerrie: And that’s when that demon towered over me, bearing his fangs and claws...
Mungojerrie: He started laughing, all evil like, and said:
Mungojerrie: “That’s right, I got you, little cat! And you better obey my every order or I'll torture and kill you!”
Mungojerrie: And it was Macavity!
Mungojerrie, puts an arm around him: And we’re still friends today!!
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Macavity: Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!!
Mungojerrie: What are you bidding on?
Macavity: I am biding on a table.
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Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer
Or could you have sworn it might have been both?
A playful Teazer offering her paw to you while she passes goods she's lifted from you to her partner in crime
Rum Tum Tugger: So what's everyone's favorite spot in the Junkyard?
Munkustrap: Demeter's lap
Bombalurina: Demeter's lap
Mungojerrie: Demeter's lap
Rum Tum Tugger: Are you serious? You can't all think that.
Mungojerrie: Buddy, have you ever laid your head in her lap? Has she ever scratched your ear and rubbed your shoulder?
Bombalurina: Naps in Deme's lap are godlike. She's so warm and soft. There's a reason I'm always in her den, Tugger.
Munkustrap: [to Bomba] You frequently cut into my lap time, but yes, I wholeheartedly agree.
Rum Tum Tugger: Are you serious??
Rum Tum Tugger: ....Well shit.
Rum Tum Tugger: [Yells] Hey Demeter????
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uhm hi yes *hands u this*
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Once again i would die for mark van beelen mungo
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jerrie and teazer spinning with jemima (source)
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I cannot physically express how much the 1981 recording of mungojerrie and rumpleteazer gives me joy
Like it’s so chaotic I love it
Also Bonnie Langford is a bonus
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So I'm working on making a Coricojerrie kitten or two and I just really like the idea of Jerrie hiding something from the kids like "oops sorry, i lost it haha..." but the kitten just stares at him for a moment, uses their psychic powers they got from Cori, and looks him in the eyes and says
"I know you're lying, father."
"You're hiding it-"
'Young lady, stop reading my mind, this instant-"
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jerrie and teazer toe tappin (source)
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Here’s a little CoricoJerrie drabble I did for practice :3
“You come here often?”
“I work here. So I would have to say ‘yes’.”
Mungojerrie placed an elbow on the counter, leaning closer to the dark haired male that stood on the other side.
“Well, I must be in a museum because you are a work of art.” He winked.
“This is a bookstore.”
The red head was clearly trying for an air suavity, but his unkept hair and big goofy grin were working against him. Still, Coricopat found his own lips quirking up into a smile.
“You must be the reason for global warming because you are hot.”
“Actually, it’s primarily because of greenhouse gases collecting in the atmosphere.”
Jerrie laughed, “You have an answer for everything.”
Coricopat shrugged. “I read a lot of books.”
“Oh, oh, check this out. I’ve been practicing.”
The energetic man pulled a bag of skittles out of his pocket. Tilting his head back, he began tossing the candy into the air and catching the pieces in his mouth. Well, most of the pieces.
“How was that.”
Jerrie grinned, “Yeah, I figured out how to do it without them falling into my nose. It’s all about the angle of your head—“
Cassandra slammed a large book on the counter, giving the red head a pointed look. “Sir, I thought I told you to stop harassing my workers.”
“Aw come on, he likes it.”
“I am indifferent.”
“I don’t care,” she huffed. “Pat has a laundry list of things to get done and you’re distracting him.”
“Can you add me to that to-do list?” Another wink.
“Do I need to kick you out?”
“All right, all right, I got it. I’ll go find a book to read, how ‘bout that?”
He waved, wandering off into the aisles as he failed to catch another piece of candy in his mouth. Cori pulled out a small broom and dust pan to sweep up the bits of candy. Cassandra released another annoyed huff.
“Why do you put up with that? Just tell that guy to get lost.”
“He has a certain charm to him.”
“About as much as a rabid raccoon in a sweater.”
“Raccoons are cute.”
She laughed, “Only you’d think so, Pat.”
Coricopat finished sweeping up the candies, placing the broom back behind the counter just as the red head returned. He placed several (picture) books on the counter.
“I’d consider myself more of a rabid opossum with a hat. They’ve got those cool tails.”
“Opossum’s cannot get rabies. But yes, they are just as cute,” Coricopat said, as he rung up and bagged the books.
“Heh. Does that mean you think I’m cute?” he smirked.
Cori tried not to smile as he handed the bag over. “If I answered that it would remove all the mystery, would it not?”
“You’ve got me there,” he laughed. “I’ve got one more question for ya, then.”
He leaned over the counter until both men were eye to eye with each other and only a hair breadths away.
“What’s your return policy on kisses?” he asked, pointedly looking at the others lips.
“Demeter!” Cassandra shouted, “Come get your friend!”
A small blonde woman came rushing out between the walls of books, and snatched the red head up by his ear.
“Ow, hey, wait a minute—“
“Again, Jerrie? Can’t you behave while we’re here?” she grumbled, pulling him towards the exit with her.
The red head gave one last wave to the dark haired man behind the counter.
“Same time tomorrow, Cor?” His wink came out more like a wince.
Coricopat chuckled. “If you insist.”
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Mungojerrie: I never really got astrology, because astrology doesn’t really care about the stars that much. It’s like, ‘we got this sparkling tapestry of infinite mystery,’ and I’m supposed to get invested in a fortune cookie. No thanks.
Coricopat: Wow, that is such a Gemini thing to say.
Mungojerrie: I will cut you.
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must i make all the mungo & demeter content myself
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Demeter, grooming Mungo’s fur: So how did you and Rumpleteazer meet? When did she know she liked you?
Mungojerrie, laying in her lap: Well, I fell face first into her jumping off of a brick wall, an’ we tumbled down the street, and then we introduced ourselves. She said “I’m Rumpleteazer,” and I said “Tease her? I barely know her!” and that’s how she fell in love with me.
Demeter, shaking her head: It was that easy, huh?
Mungojerrie: Well first she watched me shake the fleas out of me tail and give her a ‘lil bow.
Demeter [fondly]: The very picture of charm.
Mungojerrie, beaming: One of my many talents!
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Demeter, Bombalurina, Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Quasi, Hestia, Sekhmet, Ares: *exists*
The Jellicles: *instant urge to swaddle them with blankets and hide them away*
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Cats Ships Restaurant AU
i was watching bob's burgers so now here we are
They own a small bakery. It's very peaceful and quiet inside, which is a good environment for Demeter's anxiety and Munkustrap's stress. They don't have many customers, but the people who go there absolutely love it. Their customers often read there while enjoying the baked goods.
MungoTeazer: Food truck
I feel like this matches their chaotic vibe. The food they serve is also chaotic- messy, cheap, & tastes great. The truck is a little worn down, but it works just fine. And they can drive wherever they want to serve food.
They primarily serve coffee and tea, but they also serve sandwiches and things. It's also a safe space for LGBTQ+ people, with a little rainbow flag in the window to signal this. It's a very polished, clean place, but also has a homey, comforting vibe. It's very popular with students and lgbtq+ people. And they have free wifi.
These are the only ones I immediately came up with ideas for, but I want to figure out some more, its fun.
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so here is a idea for cats 2019
ok so this will have my head canons for 2019bombalurina which are
she a fomer member of the junkyard tribe
she is mistoffelees older sister
she have magic
she was munk and demeters fomer mate and cassandra’s fomer friend
also mungo and teazer are not part of the tribe and everyone knows they work for macavity
ok right on we go
after victoria got stuck mungojerrie and rumpleteazer don’t leave her but try to free her
just when the dog run in the room bombalurina find them and use her magic to scare the dog away and free victoria
bomba, mungo and teazer take victoria with them and get to know her better
bomba tell victoria how she left her old tribe after they falsely accuse her brother of hurting his ex boyfriend
they are found by cassandra and demeter who go form snarking at her for getting lost to jumping protective before her when they see who is with her.
victoria find out that her three new friends work for macavity and that the junkyard tribe is bombalurina’s old tribe.
after some tense moments and harse words between cassandra, demeter and bombalurina victoria leave with demeter and cassandra
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munkustrap: i KNOW you snuck out last night, mungo!
mungojerrie: [internally] play dumb!
mungojerrie: who's mungo?
mungojerrie: [internally] not that dumb!
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