#murder dads

[azertyrobaz]

Joel Miller/Din Djarin

#the last of us #tlou #the mandalorian #joel miller #din djarin #pedro pascal #the book of boba fett #tbobf #mandalorian #mando #the last of us spoilers #tlou spoilers #when we are in need #the return of the mandalorian #star wars #darksaber #murder dads #my edits

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this

#she hangs out at active crime scenes in a way that should be a red flag but 'evades' the police simply by merit of being in 7th grade #the ONE 'detective'/nemesis who is convinced she had something to do with The Murders #is the classmate who sorta tried to bully her at the beginning of the school year but then the vibes got all intense and sapphic #so she backed off and has been Ignoring the Nerd she does Not have a special interest in #except then The Murders begin and she has so many Suspicions BUT #everytime she confronts the antihero the interaction ends in accidental intimacy followed by furious blushing #the nemesis's father is an (unsympathetic) cop character who repeatedly ignores his daughter's concerns #'dad i think the weird girl in my math class is a serial killer' 'that's not an excuse for failing algebra. go do your homework'

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

1x1 | 2x1 | 3x1

#that first elevator scene of the season #my favorite daughter and her dads are back #only murders in the building #omitb #omitbedit #omitbedits #selena gomez #mabel mora #charles haden savage #oliver putnam #steve martin #martin short #gif #gifs #gifset #1x1 #2x1 #3x1

[youkaiyume]

Four White Men: Causes her to exist.

Mizu:

#blue eye samurai #mizu #meme #lol she really out here hating that she is forced to exist so much she going to kill all of her would be dads #its mama mia but with MURDER

[send-me-a-puffalope]

thinking about how the toys in Vanessa’s room are probably William Afton’s trophy case

#fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #william afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #the fanfiction writers are onto something #the whole vanessa having garrett’s toy plane thing?? #imagine all the toys her dad used to get her being his trophies from the kids he murdered #and her growing up and realizing #and being disgusted by everything it represents #yeah

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 6 #old fashioned murder #i love when they let him be funny #and a dad also

[eveledoze]

holding hands

#i saw you people ship this intern guy with Yeva #well can't judge you it's just funny x) #murder drones #evele stuff #murder drones ep 7 #murder drones yeva #md yeva #murder drones doll’s dad #murder drones yeva's husband #murder drones doll’s father #my art

[robotthing]

’’They literally didn’t even taste that good’’

#Murder drones #murder drones v #murder drones doll #murder drones yeva #and doll’s dad that I do not know the name of :(

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 139

So. Dan has somehow found a small child. A practically newly born ghostling who had literally fallen right on top of him. A ghostling who had practically formed right above him, far away from nurseries and instead above him of all ghosts? 

Him, the Sunkiller? The Worldeater? Jordan Vladimir FentonNightingale-Foley-Manson? Son of Space and War? Bringer of the End?? Seriously, what the hell! Ghostlings shouldn’t even be able to form within other ghost’s Lairs, and he knew for a fact this wasn’t his own ghostling seeing as he wasn’t interested in such things. 

So here Dan is, feeling more confused than he ever has with a newborn ghostling clinging to him and sobbing in his arms about wanting his dad. What even is his unlife right now.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #dad dan #Phantastic Four #or at least implied lol #The moment Dan learns joker is alive he’s going to do a murder #He’s killed entire worlds before what’s a single mortal #It’s not like his parents or sister will notice a singular mortal dying- and it’s revenge for the ghostling #Dan: I am not attached to this lil shit but if anyone hurts him I will make them wish their death was permanent #Dan when Jason disappears back to the world of the living: WHERE IS MY BOI #Jason when he revives: Where is my dad- wait what dad- wait I have Two dads??? #They get reunited when Jason gets thrown into the Pits #Big Fucking Pit creature emerges from the waters with hair like the flames of the dying suns and eyes as red as blood #the whole Red Hood thing definitely goes differently with Joker dead & Dan there #Dan still refuses to admit that the now-halfa is his kid but the others want to meet their grandson/nephew #I wonder if Bruce knows that Dan is the one who killed joker or if he might’ve been there

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My parents owned a one-night-per-guest murder mystery hotel and people went to it quite a bit, they were able to be detectives. Turns out my dad was actually killing people and the guests all thought it was a part of the experience. They were pretty rich.

#dream #murder mystery #hotel #murder tw #deatht w #mystery #detective #dad #father #family #parents

[captainkirkk]

Everytime Batman and Red Hood see each other they end up shouting across the streets of Gotham emotional shit like JUST COME HOME SON and YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME ANYMORE OLD MAN and it's just Not Subtle in the slightest

No one knows that Jason is an ex Robin so everyone comes to the very logical conclusion that the Red Hood is Batman's rebellious blood son that ran away from home to pursue a life of crime and they're not even fucking wrong

#dc #batfamily #batman #new villain in gotham: uhhh why is that crime lord not invited to the annual fuck batman party?? #seasoned villain: that's batman's boy #they had a falling out over all the murder. real sad. he didnt even go home for christmas...... #seasoned villain: anyone he'll probably end up crashing the party at 2am drunk off his ass and it's a toss up over whether he'll start #crying and make everyone uncomfortable #my posts #people trying to convince red hood to go home to the bats because maybe then batman will chill out for 5 seconds #when red hood didnt come home for christmas the whole city heard about kt #it #And batman was SCARY #more than normal #red hood PLEASE call your dad before he puts us in the hospital again

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

1x10 | 2x10 | 3x10

#only fitting to end the season with this #im always sad when the season ends #this show brings me joy #my favorite trio #mabel and her dads #1x10 #2x10 #3x10 #omitb #omitbedit #omitbedits #only murders in the building #oliver putnam #charles haden savage #selena gomez #martin short #steve martin #love #gif #gifs #gifset #i love them so much

[artish-boi]

Happy Fools Day!

#she was what #seventeen? #and her dads a murderer and her brothers dead #ace attorney #aa #aa2 spoilers #franziska von karma #my art

[katsmtmsdoodles]

D...Day 3 of drawing Matt's teen facts TvT this got out of hand

S2E3: Link's favorite class was P.E. aka Personal Entertainment which he did whenever Grant had to do taxes, run errands...or whatever else it was that dads did!

#i. this series was supposed to be like. a drawing for each fact 😭😭 #I COULDN'T HELP IT #it was good practice tho lol #i love grant teaching link its so cute #look IK HES A MASS MURDERER BUT REMEMBER LINKS NAT 20 FOR HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS DAD #i will never shut up about it #anyway #Marco gets random calls from Link when he's having PE #marco just stops in the middle of giving a house tour to a client and holds up a dad finger while he's on the phone with him #my art #dndads #dndads art #dndads s2 #dndads fanart #lincoln li wilson #grant wilson #marco li #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies art #dungeons and daddies s2 #nick close #hes sort of there lol #how tf do people tag for nick #nick foster #wtf?? #nicholas freeman next??? nicky swift??? #idk lmao #li wilson family #ignore the last pose i was losing steam 😭😭😭 #and the background pls for the love of dood 😭😭

[bet-on-me-13]

Jason's Birthday Gift

Batman isn't completely against killing. He just feels like he can't be the one to make that decision, because "who gave him the right to be Judge, Jury, and Executioner?"

But, Jason's birthday is coming up and he thinks he has the perfect Idea for him.

Jason was resurrected. Apparently murdered Ghosts have a supernatural need to be avenged. He put 2 and 2 together.

He summons the Ghost King and asks if it's legal to Kill the Joker.

Cut to Jason'a birthday and everybody is having a blast. They get to opening the presents and finally get to Bruce's gift.

Jason opens it and finds a Signed Warrant for the Jokers Death, from the king of the dead Phantom.

He looks up at Bruce disbelieving, but he just nods back and continues drinking his coffee.

Jason: Did you just get me permission to Kill the Joker from fucking GOD!?

Bruce: Go break his Kneecaps kids

Alfred: I'll pack a lunch!

#dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #DC #Dcu #Batman #Jason todd #Bruce Wayne #Joker: Come back with a Warrant #Bruce: Ok bet #Danny is just so happy that he finally has a chance to murder that focking clown #The Realms throw a party to celebrate #Jason had never loved his dad more #Not only did he finally her permission to kill the Joker #He got permission from the GOD OF THE DEAD HIMSELF #The Batfamily is hyped #The make it a family outing #Alfred makes a picnic basket #They all eat the most delightful sandwiches while breaking Jokers kneecaps #They call Harley and Ivy to join them #Harley doesn't even question it #Ivy even less so #He hurt her girlfriend. He will pay.

[lunadove]

I’m just picturing Theo having a normal day, hanging out in the apartment, when all of a sudden Mabel stomps into view wearing a wedding dress, grabs her coat, and stomps back out, leaving Theo sitting on the couch wondering WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

#tobert gets a lot of very confusing texts cause theo is trying to see if he is marrying mabel #without actually coming out and asking that #theo is going through the five stages of grief thinking he’s lost his chance to tell mabel how he feels #and mabel’s completely oblivious and is just running around a courthouse with her dads #mabel mora #theo dimas #omitb #only murders in the building #spoilers #omitb spoilers #only murders in the building spoilers