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Dorohedoro > other manga
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2
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Propaganda
Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):
She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive
massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life
SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.
She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword
you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know
massive butch goat woman with a gun
HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT
she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!
Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory
Have you seen her.
Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.
She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.
ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material
“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”
VOTE PICKMAN OR I'LL HUNT YOU FOR SPORT
GO MY PSYONIC WARRIORS... PICKMAN SWEEP!!!!!!!!
I cannot believe my friends in the past have not found pickman attractive but please reconsider guys
Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):
#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show
PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS
GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY
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kaladinkholins · 3 months
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Blue Eye Samurai characters as animals
First of all, let me just reassert my dog Taigen agenda.
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Like I keep talking about it but this man really growls and barks like a dog, and yaps and follows Mizu around like a puppy.
I don't know much about dog breeds but my first thought was German Shepherd for Taigen. Typical guard dog you know? Fierce, aggressive, loyal, and very disciplined when trained.
Or maybe he'd be an Akita? Since that's a Japanese dog breed, and they're also large and powerful. They're quite similar to German Shepherds, not only in appearance, but they're also good as guard dogs and hunting dogs, though they're less predictable and not as family-friendly.
Also in Japanese folklore, dogs tend to be seen as auspicious guides and protectors that have the power to resist evil spirits and demons. Dog statues are often placed at city gates to ward off thieves and robbers. Ties back to guard dog behaviour lmao, and brings to mind how the Shogun praised Taigen's loyalty and specifically requested that Taigen be one of the people guarding him at his side.
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Okay next, moving on, let's talk about cat Mizu, which I've also talked about before, but okay. Just look at this.
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Neko Mizu my beloved.....!!! Scrunkly and scrungy. Graceful predators, introverted and mysterious, but feisty, unassuming little creatures of chaos. WILL scratch you without hesitation.
Also I think she'd specifically be a black cat, because of the prejudice towards black cats as "unlucky." Similar to how Mizu is discriminated against as people believe she's a "monster."
It's also interesting to note that cats have several different forms within Japanese folklore, from the deadly and malevolent nekomata, to shapeshifting bakeneko, to the waving figurine of the maneki-neko placed in shops to bring in prosperity. Some theorise that the diverse range of folklore stories regarding cats is related to how the species is not indigenous to Japan, which is also interesting when you recall that Mizu is mixed race.
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I feel that she could honestly be any domestic black cat, but if I had to choose a specific breed, then I think she'd suit a Bombay. Very glossy black coats. Muscular but lean. Very panther-like. Only thing is that Bombays are known for their special copper eyes, but the fact that eye colour is a notable thing about their breed is also a very interesting parallel.
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And I know I said in my previous post (linked above) that Ringo is the exhausted but loving caretaker of the two of them, but Ringo has an animal form too! He's a tanuki, also known as Japanese raccoon dogs! In folklore, they're silly little guys, happy and mischievous, a little absent-minded and goofy, but they're shapeshifting masters of disguise.
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Also, in canon, Ringo literally lived with a family of tanuki during winter at some point in his life! He talks about this when he meets Mizu in the first episode. Image below is a concept of a deleted scene, courtesy of Brian Kesinger, the show's head of story.
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Next, Akemi. Now, I know she has all that bird symbolism going on, but Mizu also had horse symbolism (due to her connection with her horse Kai). So, personality and design-wise, I don't think the symbolism has to necessarily match up. And with that said, I would like to propose another idea: I think Akemi is more like a fox!
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Like I'm convinced she is in fact a beautiful kitsune in disguise. Because kitsunes in Japanese folklore are known to shapeshift into beautiful women, and are very elegant, cunning and intelligent, which seems a lot like Akemi to me!
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So yeah that's it. They're a bunch of cute animals. The end.
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romancingromanoff · 6 months
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Second Death
Andromache the Scythian x f!reader
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I decided to create a series for Andromache (my beloved). Here’s part 1, part 2, and part 3
Summary: Your first mission does not go according to plan
TW: Violence, major character death, somewhat descriptive gore, getting shot in the face, head explosions (kinda), ANGST
Words: around 3,000
A/N: Aside from being very difficult for me to write, this is probably the darkest I've ever gotten in terms of physical violence. So, uh, Happy Halloween I guess?
The plan was based off Buenos Aires 1822 (not 1922 as you had incorrectly assumed at first) which was a reference you obviously didn’t understand but was being explained to you in the most hectic way possible.
“Wait, so Nicky was decapitated-”
“Half decapitated. I didn’t actually die!”
“But you were quite light-headed for the rest of the day, my dear.” Joe feigned concern, brushing the back of his hand across his partner’s forehead and smiling like a fool.
Your leader was having none of it.
“Can we be serious please?” Immediately, the entire group’s focus shifted back to the Scythian. She certainly wasn’t going to admit it but she was apprehensive with this being your first mission. For months, you’d been doing nothing but training and begging her to let you in on the action until she was finally forced to give in. The instinct to keep you safe gnawed at Andy while it became increasingly difficult to ignore how your desire to prove your worth would only continue to grow. She recognized the same frustrations in a much younger version of herself and remembered how reckless it drove her to be.
“I’d rather we didn’t repeat that portion this time, agreed?”
You all nodded.
They laid out all the details about the traffickers and the group of people you were meant to rescue. It was an estimated 25-40 women and older girls being smuggled through for undoubtedly unpleasant purposes Andy didn’t get too detailed with. She, Joe, and Nico planned to storm the ship when it completely docked and most of the crew was on land retrieving supplies and weapons. That would leave only a few guards standing between them and the captives, who were most likely being held somewhere below deck. Once they find them, you and Booker would bring in the truck to help get everyone out. It sounded simple enough, but the fact that it was meant to go off without a hitch somehow doubled the amount of pressure you were applying to yourself. They had all done this at least once before, so if things went south then it was all because of you.
A few hours passed and you sat next to Booker in the passenger seat of the truck parked a couple of meters away from the ship and near a loading dock. With the engine off it was starting to get increasingly cold, but you didn’t even mind the chill at that point. You needed to be as alert as possible for what was to come.
Booker clearly sensed your apprehension. “It’s okay to be nervous, we’re not going to let anything bad happen to you.” He kept his voice low and his eyes glued on the dock entrance while you tried to do the same. 
Your mind was wrapped up in much bigger concerns. “I’m not worried about that. What if something goes wrong because of me? If I get hurt then so be it, I just don’t want to endanger anyone else when their lives and freedom are at stake.”
“You’ll be fine. Trust your training and lean on your team if you need help. That’s what we’re here for.” He offered you an encouraging smile that you attempted to return the best you could, yet you also wished he wouldn’t look at you with so much sympathy all of the time. As much as you appreciated everything they had done for you, you longed to show the others that you were capable of carrying your own weight and didn’t need someone to hold your hand constantly.
The two of you settled into a silence that was occasionally filled with a comment or two about nothing in particular. It didn’t do much to settle your nerves. You watched as dozens of muscular men left in packs, each one armed with at least a pistol that Booker taught you how to spot. He translated some of the French he could hear them speaking, which was mostly crude, misogynistic banter that made your jaw clench up.
“Good to know that men are pigs in basically all cultures,” you murmured mostly to yourself and tried to get your jaw to relax. Surprisingly, it earned you a gratifying laugh from the Frenchman and you were relieved when he didn’t take your comment too personally. 
“For the most part, I don’t disagree.”
“How will Andy and the others know when all of them have left?” You changed the subject upon the realization that the rest of the guard was hidden somewhere no one would see them, not even you. It was still difficult to imagine they had a better scouting position than the near-direct view you did.
“Don’t worry, they’ll know,” Booker assured you in a slightly amused tone. Some secrets were still too complicated for you to know about yet, you supposed.
Almost a half hour later, three heads eventually peered up through the shadows and Andy, Joe, and Nico lifted themselves up onto the ship. Perfectly lit by hues of the full moon, they danced towards their destination, the sheer coordination and skill reminding you of just how experienced they were. With Andy leading the pack, they silently began making their way up the vessel as a single unit. No words or other body gestures needed to be shared when they occupied the same hive mind. The group only came to a stop when they reached a door and huddled around it, trying to listen for anyone that might be on the other side. When you assumed everything was clear, Andy swiftly kicked it open and entered with her gun aimed and ready. 
Not even a minute after all three filed in, the sound of a gunshot suddenly shook you. You immediately turned to Booker, whose face gave away the slightest look of concern at the noise. This must not have happened in Buenos Aires. No more gunshots followed, thank goodness, but there were sounds of a struggle going on below deck which had the two of you on high alert. You prayed that nobody else close by could hear the commotion.
Things began to steer away from the original plan when Joe emerged from below far before he should have, struggling to keep another figure under control as he held their arms in a twisted position behind their back while continuing to firmly push them forward. Even in the dark, you could just make out how young the kid appeared to be. He couldn’t have been older than 16 and you assumed his reason for being on the ship was because he had an older relative in the crew. You relaxed when you realized that meant how unlikely it was that he’d be trained in how to fight. Joe would definitely keep from harming him unless he absolutely had to. Stupidly, you also forgot about how reckless young boys can be.
Everything fell apart in a mere matter of seconds. As he appeared to calm down, Joe eased up on the grip he held the boy with and he it didn’t seem like he would move at first. But in an instant, the scraggly kid darted from his grasp and sprinted around a corner and out of your line of sight to the completely opposite side of the ship. Booker reached for the door handle as a precaution while the rest of his body remained seated. A bead of sweat rolled down your neck despite the chill in the air and the gradual understanding that Book might be preparing to leave you on your own stilled your body completely. All of the careful planning you had fought to carefully commit to memory melted into mush.
Your thoughts were interrupted by a high-pitched whistle that rang through the air and your eyes quickly followed a bright red light travel up into the sky before it burst into a large display of lights and smoke. Time seemed to slow down and your heart sped up. Of course, if there wasn’t going to be another pistol going off, it had to be a goddamn flare gun. Yelling, alarmed Frenchmen could then be heard scrambling towards the dock and Booker cursed under his breath.
“Stay here, I’ll go help the others!” Booker leaped out of the vehicle, throwing the keys which hit your petrified figure. Part of you wanted to speak up and stop him but you could only squeak out an indecipherable sound of concern seconds after he was gone. Looking back at the ship, you caught sight of Nico peeking his head out from the door they entered through. He exited with a determined look on his face and was followed by a line of women. You itched at your sweating palms when twenty women or so had piled out and there was still no sign of Andy. 
The men hurrying in from the opposite direction quickly diverted your attention. Squinting your eyes, you were able to spot a figure in the distance headed straight towards your vehicle. You nearly panicked but caught yourself, uncertain if you were dealing with the traffickers or possibly random dock workers that had been alarmed by the flare and merely wanted to check out the situation. Either way, you decided it was still too risky to start up the engine just yet. At least, you told yourself the others probably wouldn’t want you to give away your position.
That’s when you noticed a faint movement in your side mirror. A tuft of matted blonde curls belonging to a distressed woman’s face peeked over the top of one of the crates not to far behind you. She must’ve spotted something concerning, because her eyes went wider than a trapped mouse’s and she disappeared back down, ultimately causing the crates to shake. You ground your back teeth together and prayed it was only you who had seen her. But then right on cue, the blinding glow of a flashlight landed directly over the area where the woman was hiding. The man you had spotted only moments before, his flashlight lit up a devious grin on his face that urged you to hold in your breath. He even sounded like the devil when he spoke. It didn’t take a high level French skills to tell that he began goading the poor woman like it was some sadistic game to him. 
He approached the crates ever so slowly, savoring the anticipation which laid before whatever unspeakable plans he had for his victim. It then occurred to you that she was most likely paralyzed with the same fear that had struck you.
And yet, she was the one currently being hunted while you were poised to sit and watch it unfold. You, protected by both your position and inexplicable gift of immortality. None of it seemed remotely fair and your body began to stir at the simple thought.
“Under no circumstances should you be engaging in combat,” Andy had firmly laid down the law several times leading up to this day. You’d never wanted to disobey anything she said so passionately before and here it felt like you scarcely had no other option but to go against something she forbade. 
The adrenaline rushing through your veins threw your body into action before you could debate any further. Barely aware of the forces taking hold of you, you tumbled out of the door and landed directly behind the attacker who continued to stalk forward towards the woman’s hiding place. He slowly began to raise his gun, something with barrels much longer than your forearms, and it was like you didn’t have the time to properly assess whatever danger lie at the other end. You just didn’t want it pointing at her.
Without a hint of hesitation, you drove foot into the back of the man’s left knee and he immediately crumbled down to about a third of his height. You were ready for him with your knife once his face spun around and an overpowering sense of rage guided your arm to make a clean cut from just below his right eyebrow, across the bridge of his nose, and finally through the center of his left eye. 
Something solid and heavy smacked the front of your head and you could hear the woman behind you scream in horror before everything went black.
Horrific violence was nothing if not a sheer constant to Andy. She had both experienced and caused enough to fill the oceans with blood, yet nothing made her seethe with rage more than watching yours spill from your head like a geyser. A thousand lifetimes stained with death could not have prepared her for the sight of your limp body hitting the ground, to which there was no question as to whether or not you were dead. Even if you had been wearing some type of protective head gear, a shotgun firing within five inches of your face would have been fatal. 
She was usually a pro at keeping her emotions under control until the mission was completed and never steered away from the plan without first calculating the absolute best course of action. The other teammates she had and the terrified group of women she was meant to protect called upon her to uphold her position as the leader, a task she had shouldered over a million times before despite whatever her personal feelings demanded. Absolutely none of that mattered now. Getting to you, killing that bastard, and wrapping you up in your arms became the only course of action she was capable of taking. 
Her first priority was taking out the son of a bitch that dared to touch you before anyone else got hurt. She handed off the little girl she had been carrying to Nico before barreling over a crate and launching herself over the side of the ship, rolling smoothly to break her fall when she hit the the dock. 
Despite how fast she ran, she seemed to move at a cursedly slow pace. She was still too quick for the man, his blood leaking from the fresh gash you had tore across his face, to notice her. He didn’t even get a chance to run before the warrior drove her labrys straight into the already-open wound. Andy could only revel in the brief taste of satisfaction for a moment before her emotions began swarming once again, the anger she had held for that man was now aimed solely at herself.
“Booker, get her into the back!” She barked at the Frenchman to take care of the hostage still hiding while rushing over to where your body collapsed. Up close, the sight was even more gruesome as blood, flesh, and bone were splattered all across what used to be your face. It would have been generous to call what was left of everything above your neck a simple stump. She knew she needed to get you out of there fast but hated to leave behind any parts of your head that might have been salvageable. Even saving something like an ear or significant chunk of your skull could aid in speeding up the healing process. She knew it would be excruciatingly painful for you to grow back yourself. 
She desperately grabbed at fistful of what she hoped was your brain before scooping you up in her arms. It was the fact that you were so much lighter than usual which made her wince, though she couldn’t help but be somewhat relieved when it meant it allowed her to run faster on her feet. Cautious yet quick, Andy made a beeline for the passenger’s seat of the truck and cradled your body in her arms while you continued to bleed out. It wasn’t a sight she wanted any of the hostages to witness and it’s not like she was letting go of you anytime soon anyway. 
“Drive!” One word was all she needed to command whomever was at the steering wheel to get out of there as fast as possible. It didn’t even occur to her to look up and check to see who she was sitting next to, as she immediately began trying to pick up any movement in your chest or a sign of a pulse in your wrist, anything that indicated the resurrection process was in motion.
“Please, please, come back to me,” she pleaded as your warm blood began to pool across her lap.
“Give her a second.” She realized it was Booker currently driving. “It’s only her second time and will probably take longer than expected.”
The women they had freed were now crammed together once again, only this time being in the back of a dark loading truck as it sped through the dead of night was probably far more merciful than them being forced to witness the transformation you were currently undergoing. Andy, however, couldn’t tear a single string of her attention away from you throughout the entire process. 
Each noise you made followed by the eventual cries of her name from your lips, once your mouth and airways had completely reformed, tore at Andromache deeper and deeper, in ways that no physical pain she had ever endured could compare. She bit down on her tongue till it was bloody as you repetitively squeezed her hand throughout the entire process. The same ones you often used to delicately recreate precious moments on paper broke more than a few of her bones. But Andy barely noticed and didn’t have the capacity to care. All she was focused on was you.
For the first time in centuries, the Scythian invoked the words of an ancient prayer and resurrected a long dead language as she tried to soothe your pain. She stopped believing in a higher power a long time ago but couldn’t shake the truth that repeating those words made her feel anchored to something even larger than her life or her immortality. There wasn’t anything she wouldn’t try if it might possibly bring you a sense of comfort, which she actually prayed may happen. 
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momolady · 1 year
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Keishara the Orc
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The royal and the bodyguard trope, almost as beloved as enemies to lovers. The twist here is that the prince (who is shy around women) must deal with his lady bodyguard as he travels home. Also, features the first appearance of Mythri in quite sometime!
Male Reader x Female Monster
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For the past few years, you’ve been away studying at the Rakshasa Academy. While there, you had been a personal guest to King Amit and Queen Mythri, who had been gracious hosts. But a few weeks ago, you received a letter from you family, saying you needed to put your studies on hold since your father’s life was a risk. He had been attacked while visiting local villages, so they were sending you a bodyguard for your trip back home.
“I know your stressed, young prince,” Mythri said to you. “But I am sure you’re willing to make the trip home right now.”
You nodded. “I’ve not stopped worrying about my father since I received that letter. Once the guard comes, I am all too ready to get home.”
Mythri gave you a soft smile. It was the smile of a mother, which had reassured you this entire time. “Any idea who they have sent?”
“Uh yes-” You replied, feeling a warmth come to your cheeks. “A warrior woman named Keishara.”
There was a light that came to Mythri’s eyes then. “Do you know her?”
You shook head. “I’m not sure of the full story. Only that my mother trusts her.”
Mythri humed. “Keishara, that’s an elven name I believe.”
Your cheeks kept warming. “Yeah. It is.” You had always been a bit bashful around women. Here at the school you had hoped to break that habit. But you still fumbled and stuttered no matter how you tried to build your confidence. The fact that Keishara was an elf had you blushing already. But there was something about her also being a warrior that had your mind boggled. You had always admired strong women, but muscular women…it made your heart into a galloping horse.
The day Keishara arrived you were ready to go. You were sick of worrying for your family, and you were eager to get home and see what needed to be done. After being alerted that keishara was waiting, you got dressed and gathered the few belongings you were taking with you.
You saw Mythri and Amit talking at the gate while your horse was waiting. “I’m here!” You called out.
Mythri stepped aside and standing before her was a tall woman with pale green skin.Your heart jumped up into your throat as you gazed at her. She was half orc!
“Y-you must be kei-Keishara.” You shakily offered your hand to her. “Pleasure to meet you.”
Keishara had pale blue eyes that glanced over you like sharp glass. She shook your hand with a strong grasp. “Nice to meet you.”
“You too,” you managed to keep your voice from shaking. “Thank you for coming this far, and thank you for helping me get home safely.”
Keishara nodded her head. “It’ll be a long trip home. I hope you’re ready for it.”
You swallowed, fear and nerves weren’t going to get the best of you. “I’m not used to it, but I’ll try my best.”
Keishara’s pale eyes inspected you again, satisfied she gave a small, crooked smile. She was a hair taller than you with pale brown hair tied back into a fishtail braid.
“Are you sure you don’t want us sending any extra help?” Amit asked.
Keishara shook her head as she brought your horse forward. “No. We need to appear inconspicuous. Besides, I can handle it.”
“Handle what exactly?” You asked.
She tosse dher braid over her shoulder. “A group of thieves has tried blackmailing their way into protection money. When your father tried forcing them out, it made them mad and they called in some more help. They found out your location, so they plan on getting to you before you get home.” Keishara said as she put your things into the saddle.
You got onto your horse. “Is it safe for me to travel then?”
To your shock, Keishara got on behind you. She was so close to you. You were just glad she couldn’t see how red your face would be. “That’s why I am here.”
You bid your goodbyes, and then you were on the road heading west towards your kingdom.
“We’ll be taking some of the more off the beaten paths trails,” Keishara explained to you. “We’ll be able to hide easier, and I know some safe houses along the way. It’ll be a lot of hard riding.”
Your face was bright red. Her strong arms had been around you most of the journey thus far. Not to mention she was so close, aside from the classroom you hadn’t spent this much time so very, very close to a a woman like this.
“If it’s for my family, I can handle it,” you managed to get out without choking.
Keishara chuckled. “I like that. I’ll admit, I was worried.”
Young lanced back at her. “Really? Why?”
“I was afraid I was going to have to deal with some sort of spoiled brat. No offense,” she chuckled.
“I’m more of an educated weakling than spoiled,” you laughed. “But I promise I will try and pull my own weight around here.”
“Just keep yourself safe. My job is to get you home in one piece,” Keishara replied.
You stopped one evening just before dusk, finding a nice spot near the river. So your horse could rest and you could refill your water supply.
“This should do it,” Keishara huffed as she got off the horse. She looked around as you got off the back of the horse. “We’re pretty secluded with all these trees around.”
“It’ll be nice to rest somewhere quiet too,” you huffed. “That place the other day still has my nerves wrecked.”
She smiled down at you. “You’re gonna have to learn to toughen up, princy if you hope to be king one of these days.”
You grunted, rubbing your neck which was still sore from resting on it wrong a few days ago. “I don’t think I’ll have to deal with conditions like a loft above whatever sort of fighting club that was.”
Keishara chuckled and placed her hand around the back of your neck. She kneaded into it, making you feel a whole lot better. But it also made you turn bright red.
“Why don’t you get the tent set up while I get a fire started?” She suggested. “You’re a master at it now, right?” She winked as she stepped aside, taking the axe from the side of the horse.
“Y-yeah!” You were happy to have something to distract you.
Journeying with Keishara hadn’t been all awful. She had taught you a few things that you had known before, like setting up a camp, building fires, even how to swing a sword properly. You’d trained with a sword long ago, but yours was mostly for show.
You set up the tent, laying yours and Keishara’s sleeping packs side by side. You had been sleeping so close to her all this time, and still you grew flustered and embarrassed around her. All this time together, you couldn’t help but grow feelings.
You came out of the tent as Keishara was bringing sticks and twigs from the woods. She had also drug up an old log to chop.
“Good job, princy. Maybe you can work on building a house next,” she chuckled.
“It would be a pretty shitty house, Kei,” you laughed.
She grinned, her crooked smile wrinkled her turned up nose. “Rest a minute. Maybe go refill the skeins for us while I finish up.”
You nodded and gave her a shy smile. “You got it.”
When you got back, Keishara was chopping wood, and you were admiring her all the while. Her strong arms were covered in soft freckles, and in the light of the fire her skin looked so lovely.
“Do you need any help?” You asked.
Keishara shook her head. “I’ll be fine. Just stay put long enough for me to get a bath.” She wiped her brow.
You blushed looking at her.
“Hand me that water though.” She held out her hand to you.
You placed the skien in her hand, placing yours in such a way your fingers touched.
“Thanks, princy,” she said with a smirk. She gulped down the water, taking a breath then using the hem of her tunic to wipe her mouth. You glanced away shyly, not wanting her to think you were staring.
“Do you need to stand guard or anything?” You offered.
Keishara chuckled. “The river is just right behind those bushes. I should be fine.” She patted the sword on her hip.
Once the fire got going, Keishara went down to the river to get a bath. You laid back, sighing tranquilly as you took in the sounds of the forest. The quiet hush of the trees as a breeze went through them. The twittering and warbling of the birds within the branches. You were almost asleep when you heard a scream from the river.
Your body tingled and burnt with fear, but rather than running to hide, you grabbed the axe by the fire and raced towards the river. You came out upon the shore and you saw Keishara standing in the river but nothing else.
“What’s wrong?” You cried out. “Are you okay?”
“I’m fine!” Keishara turned around shyly, her arms pressed over her breasts. “I saw a snake in the river.”
Your eyes were fixated upon her, even though you knew you needed to be more gentlemanly than that. But Keishara was gorgeous. You had never seen her long hair undone from the braid before, it it hung in curls around her shapely body.
You quickly averted your eyes and cleared your throat. “I heard you scream, i got worried.”
“I’m fine, just afraid of snakes!” She called out.
You whole body felt on fire. “Okay that’s good.”
There was a long moment of silence between you two where you could only hear the river rushing by.
“Coudl you go now?” Keishara asked.
“Sorry! Yes! I’ll go I’ll-” You fumbled and stumbled, panicking when you realizing your foible. But as you tried to leave, you tripped over a root ont he shore, toppling over and rolling into the river.
You got out in a hurry, splashing and flailing then quickly running back towards the campsite while Keishara laughed behind you.
You got out of your sopping clothes and hung them near the fire, wearing instead a simple long tunic from your pack. Keishara returned later, a slight smile upon her face. Her hair was still down, a gorgeous sight, but you were still too mortified to look at her.
“Are you alright, princy?”
“Physically, I’m fine. Mentally I am beyond repair.”
Keishara sat down beside you at the fire. “Oh come on. I should be more embarrassed.”
You glanced at her shyly. “You? Why?”
She scoffed. “I call myself a warrior, but I got scared by a little snake,” she chuckled. “You must think I’m a chicken.”
“Never!” You blurted.
Keishara turned and smiled at you. “Well, you were quite brave. Coming in swinging that axe when you thought I was in danger.” She combed her fingers through her long hair.
“I don’t know what good I would have been had it been anything other than a snake,” you scoffed.
“Trust me, you’d be more than capable.” She smiled directly at you, and you finally grew the nerve to look at her and smile back.
“You did scare me,” you said.
Keishara glanced away. “Sorry. I would have been half panicked when I was a child. I used to get teased so much by the rest of the kids in my village.” Her eyes grew distant and wistful. “But my mother would tell me that even the bravest of people are afraid of something.” She smiled. “She used to tell me my father terrified her before they grew close.”
“Really?” You asked.
Keishara chuckled. “Obviously my father’s an orc. Back in the day he and my mother had to meet for peace talks.” she shrugged. “One thing led to another I guess.”
You swallowed. “Well, they made a beautiful daughter.”
Her expression went blank and she stared off into the distance for a long spell. She then looked at you and her crooked smile returned. “I beg your pardon?”
“I mean-” You tried to think your way out of this one. “You…you are beautiful.” You couldn’t get your way out of this one. You had to go through it.”
Keishara gave an unsure smile. “Oh come on.”
“I mean it. I really do,” you said breathlessly.
She looked into the fire then stood up. “We should get to bed if we hope to leave early in the morning.” She added some logs into the fire.
“Oh uh…right.” Your heart pounded in your throat. You stood, watching her for a moment before going into the tent. You laid down, wondering if you said something wrong. You closed your eyes as Keishara came into the tent.
Keishara knelt down and laid down close to you. She rolled over and you felt her hand upon your chest. Her palm moved up, touched your face and then her lips brushed against yours.
“Kei-” you gasped.
“Sorry, do you not like it?” She asked.
“No. I’m surprised.” You looked into her eyes. “I didn’t think you would…I mean…not with me at least.”
Keishara inched in closer, kissing you more and deeper. Her tusks hit against your cheeks and his hand caressed along your body. She pressed in close, moving her kisses along your jaw and down your neck.
“Kei-” you whimpered. “Kei I’ve never…done anything like this.”
Keishara kissed your cheek. “Should I stop?”
“I…I don’t think so-” you gulped.
Keishara chuckled, kissing your lips again. “You’ve never been touched like this, princy?” She tugged you your tunic and her fingers brushed against your bare thigh.
“No-” your voice cracked.
Keishara kissed your neck, nipping gently as her fingers took hold of of you. She held your cock in her palm and she moaned softly into your ear. “Have you touched yourself?”
“Yes-” your voice warbled. You cleared your throat and tried to breathe. “Yes. O-of course I have.”
Keishara began stroking you in her hand and you lost your breath. “Do you want me to stop no?”
“Oh gods no!” You whined. You moaned and bite down on your bottom lip.
She kissed your neck and moaned into your skin. “Good.”
You moaned and whimpered, trying to collect yourself. But her hand felt so good, her kisses felt so good. “Do…do you like me?” You were finally able to get out.
Keishara nuzzled to your neck. “I do. You’re sweet and cute…I like guys like you.”
That was a shocker. “I like girls like you-” you panted.
“I noticed.” She sat up beside you and looked down upon you. You sat up, kissing her hungrily. She moved into your lap, straddling it as she held your face between her hands. You felt her rub against you, warm and wet.
“Now should I stop?” She whispered.
You shook your head. “I mean…we should…but…”
Keishara giggled. “I know. But…I want you so badly. All this time being close to you. It’s driven me crazy.”
“Me too,” you gasped. “You’re so beautiful. So strong. I’ve had dreams about you!” You admitted.
Keishara whimpered, kissing you more. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
“Why didn’t you?”
Keishara chuckled. Her wetness slicked your cock, making your head go dizzy with desire. “You feel so good, Kei.”
She moved, guiding your towards her folds. “Just wait.” She slowly took you inside and the feeling was indescribable. She was so warm, so wet, and her inner walls squeezed around you as she took you inside.
“Princy-” she moaned. “Your cock-”
You couldn’t make words anymore, just sounds.
Keishara guided your hands to her hips then she began moving. She grinded you inside her, bouncing her hips slightly.
“I’ve wanted this for so long,” she moaned.
“Yes…yes-” you panted.
Keishara leaned forward, holding your shoulders for better balance. She moved harder upon you, taking your cock deeper and tighter inside her. “You feel so good!”
You were wrapped completely by her, unable to think or articulate even the simplest of things. Your fingers sank into her hips, and you rolled your hips to meet her, causing deeper thrusts. Keishara cried out, moaning loudly then biting her lip to keep her voice down.
You wanted this to go on forever, but unfortunately all good things had to come to and end. She felt so good, you couldn’t help yourself.
“Coming-” you choked. “Kei…coming!”
Keishara nodded, breathing heavily. She kept moving, watching you, moaning with you. You released inside her, unaware at first. You bucked and whimpered, breathing harshly as you filled her.
The last thing you remember is her moaning; “Oh, Princy.”
You woke in the morning to Keishara getting out of the tent. You sighed deeply until your memory began to return. You jolted up, hitting your head on one of the poles then you scrambled out.
Keishara was drinking from a skein, still naked and glorious.
“Kei! We…did we…was I-” You were slightly panicking.
Keishara wiped her mouth and smiled. “Calm down, Princy.” She walked up to you and knelt down to kiss you. “We need to get ready to go.”
You gulped. “Kei…about last night…that was amazing.”
Kei cupped your cheek. “It was nice. I’ve been holding back for a while. I didn’t want to scare you,” she chuckled.
You kissed her, pressing close to her  body. “I never would have guess you’d ever think of me in such a way.”
“I grew up around big, intimidating guys,” she sighed. “Guys like you…I find a lot more appealing” She smiled shyly and pushed away her long hair.
“You remind me of a goddess,” you say.
Keishara cupped her hand over your mouth. “Hush. keep talking like that and we’ll have a late start.” She smiled at you. “We can take a rest stop later. Okay?”
You nodded, smiling giddy to yourself. The woman of your dreams was no longer just a dream.
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Headcanons! pt 1. (Jane The Killer)
first up is Jane the killer and Jane Everlasting!
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My beloved<3
Jane Elizabeth Arkensaw (Jane Everlasting/The SpinOff)
Faded green eyes - Lost her eye pigmentation from the fire. ( why does she have black eyes? it’s a choice ig) the black color of her “eyes” comes from the mesh of her mask.
5’6 (tall-ish and curvy/muscular)
her usual wardrobe is turtleneck shirts that fit decently tight, black or grey bell-bottoms
when she's on missions she wears her black turtleneck dress with black gloves and black fleece tights. she usually wears flats/loafers or pumps(heels)
her burns are very visible and she can't really do much to hide them
her skin is very sensitive and she hates wearing certain materials, but in some areas she can't feel at all.
Born on december 2nd 1995 and she is currently 28 years old.
She is indeed a she/they, she is pansexual leaning towards those who identify as women.
She’s basically the mansion’s therapist (only for a select few.)(everyone but jeff basically.)
Her personality is cold, distant, motherly, calculated, she rarely loses her cool and when she does it’s when a mission fails or goes wrong. She can be sweet when she wants to be, she originally wanted to be a therapist so she’s a great listener, she gives great advice, and she usually is the one stopping fights. 
She rarely comes out of her room, she doesn’t eat much, that or she has food supplies in her room, no one is really sure.
When she is around Jeff she gets mean, agitated and very impulsive, she can barely control her blood lust when she’s around him and he just pushes her further.
This is the character I will usually use for fanfictions. (unless stated otherwise)
She is 3 years older than Jeff.
She does wear wigs, guys. Her natural hair can and does grow, but it's very brittle, damaged and thin.
Good at tracking and hunting.
above average intelligence for a pasta (let alone a human)
Endurance is immaculate
agile (as agile as you need to be for her job lol)
she's very oblivious to hints of attraction and won't know to do anything unless she's the one pulling the strings or unless something is directly said.
in each fanfic /oneshot she may or may not be a proxy and have a slightly different personality depending on her role. she could also very well be a part of the zalgo army in some fics/oneshots i/m very indecisive.
I think that's it??? (I might add more)
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another picture of a very attractive woman. i gotta say, i love both Janes equally.
Jane Tod Richardson(Jane the killer)
She loves watching true crimes documentaries, or listening to true crime podcasts.
She is 5’9 and her muscles are very well concealed.
She is a muscle mommy.
Jane and Mary are 3 years apart (canon)
She can not sunburn or tan due to the liquid hate changing her skin pigmentation.(canon)
Big church girly. (she’s canonically christian)
Yes, she and Mary Vaughn are married.
She’s a girl boss guys!
Lesbian
She frequently vomits black ooze from the liquid hate
She did kill Jeff the killer.
She kills criminals
She does not live with everyone in the mansion, in fact does not know any of the pastas.(determines on the fic)
she wears metal band-T's and sweatpants almost all the time when shes not doing something important.
i might use her in some fanfics i haven't decided.
those are my only headcanons for this character if you want to know more about Jane Richardson i suggest going to the actual creator of her character! remember these are just my little ideas i made up in my pea brain!
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✧˚ · . sweet tooth , purely fluff
candyshopowner!nanami who is also the lead candy maker. every saturday the store is almost always packed to the brim to watch the skilled man make the best hard candy you would ever place on your tongue. he would do all types of tricked from pulling the soft sugar along the hook to making cute characters with that same sugar.
candyshopowner!nanami didn’t see himself running a confectionery when he was younger. he planned on following his father’s footsteps and becoming a salesman. but as he worked with his grandfather throughout his high school years, he couldn’t help the love and passion he gained by being in this beloved shop.
whenever his twin godsons came to visit him from college, candyshopowner!nanami always made sure to save some of their favorites in the back so he could surprise them. they would always tease him and tell him he treats them like they’re still children, yet they will still be appreciative of the sweets and savor them as if they were five again.
oddly enough, while candyshopowner!nanami enjoys both owning a candy shop and making candy, he wasn’t much of a sweets guy. he could indulge in two mini chocolates at most before he’s completely satisfied with his candy intake for the day.
besides coming back for the delectable sweets the shop provides, many customers, particularly the mothers and young ladies who live in town, come to see candyshopowner!nanami. having to handle the sugar in such a physical way with kneading, gripping, stretching, he was a very toned man. he had a nice muscular yet lean build, thanks to both the candy and the gym. but the women can’t help but admire such a sight, only giving a hint of satisfaction thanks to his fitted uniform. and it doesn’t help that he’s practically a giant standing at a solid 6’2. sometimes he weary of if women come in for treats or him, but he’s grateful for the buzz his shop gets nonetheless.
✧˚ · . authors note , i thought it would only be right to start my blog off with something sweet. this idea definitely came from those candy maker videos sneaking onto my fyp, but i’m not mad about it. i hoped you enjoyed my lovebugs 😙.
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Look okay I gotta do a little propaganda for my beloved She Ra after seeing all the hate she's getting.
So many are complaining she isn't drawn with as *defined* musculature but that varies from shot to shot and they are either forgetting or simply don't know that she's 8 FEET TALL
like 50% of the characters in the show have Gay Panic when they see her for the first time because she's an amazonian princess of beef. Regardless of drawing, she is consistently Portrayed as having super strength.
Adora (not She Ra form) is toned muscles; She Ra, Scorpia, and Huntara are very much portrayed as the beefcakes of the show-- the animation style does not focus on drawing their muscles most of the time (even scorpia, who is referred to as "the muscle" at a key moment is not typically drawn with that defined muscle 90% of the time--the She Ra creators understand the power of serving Beef at key narrative moments).
and a more general note--Seeing all these angry comments about "not beefy enough women making it into the tournament and sweeping" feels uncomfortably gatekeepy and like. i Acknowledge that there is a bias towards "thinner" characters but we're all here to celebrate beefy women and I for one am thrilled that a show like the newer She-Ra where the protag is a woman with super strength can be mainstream
final note: "she's winning bc of the tumblrinas" ARE WE NOT ALL ON TUMBLR??? cmon yall there's no such thing as a cool Tumblr user
asking on anon tho bc I'm V anxious
no you make great points anon really. and part of it, at least on the picture end, is my fault, I asked for pictures in the submissions simply bc I don't have the time to be tracking down the best picture of every candidate and I also can't know every media with a woman nominated so I figured someone familiar with their pick would have a better chance picking out a good picture where the woman looks acceptably than I would. but I've literally seen she ra and I forgot there's pictures where she looks beefier lmao. like she literally gets an upgrade to the she ra form in s5 that looks way beefier than the picture I used and I just remembered that earlier today like I really feel bad about it.
also I totally get what you're saying about it being sort of gatekeepy bc like. yeah!! a lot of women who are definitely strong and categorically muscular in the media they're in just aren't portrayed/drawn as looking that big!! like one of my top picks for this bracket was korra, who I absolutely would've described as beefy, but compared to a few of the entrants she looks disappointing!! and she's really not!! hence why I was sort of just like "hmm if they're a brawler and they look like it then they can go".
anyway yeah the "bias towards 'thinner' women" thing on this poll is like. I'm sure there could be something there but I also don't feel like my poll is the right place to be getting the stats for those sorts of societal judgements y'know. especially since there could be a variety of factors. like just. popularity of the media. like am I really gonna blame people for voting their favorite character in the vote your favorite character poll
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I'm literally just catching up with my notes and Beloved (lostelvenqueen) just sent me ten (10) asks in a row. Ah, and someone sent me trans flags and told me to eat shit?
Legit my most loyal fans. It's so funny to me that haters spend more time on my blog than me and spend so much time sending me nonsense.
Anyway, I started to reply to the others asks, especially about getting muscular and bi women calling their relationships queer and a couple older ones. I'm just really slow because I got sick again (Oh, to live with someone working as a cashier and dealing with people coming uncomfortably close). I hope I can finish soon.
ETA : also, here are my cats right now. No reason for posting other than they're cute.
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1
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Propaganda
Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):
She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive
massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life
SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.
She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword
you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know
massive butch goat woman with a gun
HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT
she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!
Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory
Have you seen her.
Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.
She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.
ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material
“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”
The Shadow Man ('Til Death Do Us Blart):
The Shadow Man is a conjectured entity found in the gaps of the script of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 who seemingly exists to torture Paul Blart, Kevin James, the viewer, and particularly the podcast hosts. The closest to a canonical appearance we have is the pianist during the bird fight scene, but the Shadow Man's reach surely extends to every scene and every Blart watching experience.
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@clover-fieldss I can delete this if it's embarrassing lmfao BUT I WANTED TO SAY. You are absolutely so fucking right about this, put it into words well too!!!
Like w Genshin the most you get is different heights and bust sizes for the women lmfao, so far Itto is the only guy who's muscular (and even then, you look at Itto's art and model and then you look at FEH art for like Mustafa and there's. A difference there!). And there is the aspect of Genshin characters being 3D models, but I almost feel like that should make having more variety easier going forward if you just establish a new body type? Bc you can tell characters tend to have the same model, with just a few adjustments maybe to height or face (like I think it's really noticeable when you look at Ayato and Zhongli side by side, and Kazuha and Aether).
And also!!! Given that we are getting a new body type actually, come Sumeru, that sort of shows like yes it ofc it would take some work behind the scenes but it can be done! Kusanali and Dori having the new body type, which is shorter and smaller than the short girls (like Yanfei) but taller than the babies (Qiqi and such). So it is doable! (Hell, also. Thinking more. There are NCPs who are fat, both men and women! So like why not work off their models to create some playable characters and go from there!)
Unfortunately, I think it just has everything to do w like. What's profitable, and some really shitty attitudes about fat people that are noticeable in Genshin (a lot of girls have lines about being careful about how much they eat and like. I hate it lmfao girl I'm begging you to enjoy yourself and live comfortably). BUT ALSO LIKE. And I'll say this about how I Really Wish They'd Make More Black/Brown Characters Too. If you're a company w an extremely popular and profitable gacha, with like one million fucking characters, girl you can afford to throw in some variety. ESPPP w how Genshin's banners work, how there's always the five star who's the main focus and then three four stars alongside them. Like if you're REALLY worried about profits, put a character you're worried about not doing so well for whatever reason next to the shiny five star and bam. People will pull for the five star anyway. The worst you'll get I think is like, some weirdos being extremely weird about it in shitty corners of the internet.
BUT. Yeah. I just have v strong feelings about this sort of thing w Genshin in particular, maybe cause I feel like there's a lot of untapped potential. And also bc I do really love how the characters are designed as well. I esp love the variety in the men, where I feel like other gachas/franchises in general just aren't doing it the way Genshin is? Like w FE you def have gnc men, but they tend to fall into specific tropes (like the pretty blondes that are often mistaken for women, Libra, Lucius, Forrest, and the purple pretty guy who's mlm like Yuri and Leon). There are certainly others who fall outside of the tropes, like Soren, and some special outfits for characters that don't conform to masculinity (bunnyfonse and Valentine's Alfonse my beloved), but like. I can't really name a FE character who's gnc in the way Aether and Venti are, for example. And something else that I love about Genshin is you can have two guys who are gnc but each has their own way of portraying it that feels in line for them, that feels like it reflects on their personality (Aether and Venti again!!!).
I guess the TLDR here is it sucks to suck and we could've had it all LMFAOOO (AND in my heart Charlotte is buff as hell to the point where I forget she doesn't have visible muscles in canon. We could have had it all........... 😔😔😔😔)
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waitmyturtles · 2 years
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I have done a LOT of heavy thinking this past week post-vacay (omg KinnPorsche meta AND Cherry Magic meta and so much awesomeness on identity politics), so I’m entering this weekend on a LIGHTER NOTE by recommending Teppachi! literally for the shirtless and muscular gratuitousness. There’s nothing to review here, just watch it for the visuals. The Machida Keita rabbithole is just, like, a post-Labor Day beach read.
And then I think I’m gonna go to a Cherry Magic re-watch simultaneously with Three Star Bar, but I also need to catch up with Sotsugyo Time Limit for my beloved Kimura Tatsunari, to catch up on his projects. And then what?!
I don’t really know, besides Little Women, what to watch on the K-drama side for new dramas, so it might be Doom At Your Service for me. (Little Women isn’t piquing my interest, unfort -- I wish it would.)
And Semantic Error. And I think Ishiko to Haneo, because the gifsets look so cute and I need to dive into Akaso Eiji, who I didn’t know was in Kamen Rider Build with beloved Takeda Kouhei! Eeeeeee.
And new eps of Kodoku no Gurume -- I haven’t seen seasons 8 and 9 yet, and there’s a new mini web-series of Goro eating with work colleagues. 
Omg, I actually have a lot to watch. I really want to get excited about Unicorn ni Notte for a dose of Nishijima, but I don’t knowwwww. Maybe? If it’s possible for me to catch up on this list. 
Anyway, I’ll use this list to keep accountable for now! If anyone out there is reading this, tell me new dramas that I should be watching! I see The Eclipse on the BL side is a popular one -- maybe I add that, too?
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Do you know any bald trans women? I feel really alone in this. My hair started falling out in clumps recently. I'm not sure how to fight dysphoria anymore. I used to be confident, but now I don't feel like 'one of the girls'.
Awww I'm no expert in trans things I just posted the quote... I will do my best to assist.
One thing I will say is that there are a lot of women, cis and trans, who have hair loss or thin hair. It doesn't really strike me so much-- it's probably the last factor I could imagine being legitimately indicative of transness. Off the top of my head, I know Cindy of PleasantSims has PCOS and has posted a lot about wearing wigs, not wearing them, being comfortable with hair loss, and so on. And honestly? I really would not look twice at her, or any other balding or more thinly-haired woman, in the street. I think we all worry so much more about our physical appearance than anybody else does.
My #1 suggestion is to find communities for women dealing with balding. There are so many women balding for so many reasons, and I am confident there is advice for you there. You ARE a woman, so those spaces are for you, trans or cis. Similarly, I know a lot of trans guys will look at subreddits aimed at (implicitly cis) men to see what the cis guys are doing to look taller or hairier or more muscular. I have probably looked at the subreddit of every gender in existence for a million different reasons. Heck, I peeped at that deranged Fight Club for Moms server, and felt no qualms about being possibly the furthest thing from a mother thus far invented by God.
And finally my beloved friend @3by7 was the big head-shaver in our group in freshman year of college and it seemed very womanly (read: gay) to me. You know, the Alison Bechdel of it all. And then everybody else also shaved their heads, so: equality. Not the same as balding, but seemed relevant. If any transfems who are bald or have hair loss want to chime in this is the spot for sure.
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“Deianira Abducted by the Centaur Nessus” is an Oil on canvas was created by Italian artist Padovanino also known as Allesandro Varotari in Venice in 1627. This piece is approximately 4 foot by 3 feet and it shows the captivating portrayal of myths and legends during that time period. The painting is of Hercules who has shot an arrow and has pierced the chest of the centaur Nessus who was his friend and it showcases a dramatic portrayal of Deianira who is Hercules’ wife was being abducted by him. Her face shows emotion such as shock and fear and her body is nude and vulnerable and the artist captures that beautifully as she is in the centaurs grasp. Nessus the centaur who has a half man and half body of a horse is painted showing his dominance over Deianira and his muscular form, along with his face showing a aggression and anger. This sequence alone balances out the emotional form of the painting, of strength and weakness. The figures themselves are asymmetrical and therefore the movement of the painting is imbalanced. The clouds in the back add a sense of drama and chaos. When I looked at this painting it made me feel like I was watching a scene out of movie unfold—raw and realistic. We often hear about women being abducted by men and how helpless they can be in the situation. I was sad for Deianira, sad for the centaur who had to die, and sad for Hercules to see his beloved wife in such a moment of fear but heartbroken that his friend would do this to him. But also hope. Hope in the sense that Hercules was there to enact justice, to save his wife from a terrible fate. Hope that Deianira has a husband who kept his vow to protect her, especially when you read about infidelities in the mythological world of Greek gods and goddesses.
The art piece evokes the Baroque period of art, in which the use of Chiaroscuro is used to enhance the emotional impact of the painting. You see the deep shadows and highlights and adds to the depth of drama. The color palate is rich and vibrant with some warm tones. Padovanino used a lot of Deep reds and browns for Deianira clothing against the cool blue/gray in the swirling sky and the browns for the earth and the deeper colors for centaur.  This art piece however was not commissioned for anyone during the time, but Padovanino did produce works for the Venetian church, painted the ceiling in Libereia Marciana, and competed to paint in the church of Santa Maria della Salute. He was inspired by the painting “The Abduction of Europa” by Titian who also painted mythological events. Padovanino has copied several paintings by the artist Titian and has travelled to Rome, however he spent many years in Venice instructing students. He is not an overly known artist by any means and thought to have lived within the shadow of Titian since he mostly copied his art themes.
In conclusion, this painting showcases the style of Baroque art, it shows the drama, the intense emotions by the characters painted and moreover the technique of chiaroscuro. In this mythological painting you are drawn to witness the love, and betrayal. I chose this piece due to my personal love for mythological stories, and the story of Hercules and the abduction is one I had learned about long ago and it caught my attention at the gallery immediately. The artist does a fine job at depicting the story and although he was known for being a copyist—it doesn’t make him any less talented, and that I feel is important to society.
Research:
Book: Titian Remade: Repetition and the Transformation of Early Modern Italian Art
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twilidramon · 8 months
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Beauceron
The Beauceron is imposing and powerful, but also remarkably smart, spirited, and a versatile herder. Imagine a Border Collie's brain in a 100-pound body. They are especially beloved by women as a dashing but sensitive companion and protector. Beaucerons are muscular, rugged, and large, standing as high as 27.5 inches at the shoulder, and yet graceful and in all ways balanced. Their dark black coats feature handsome squirrel-red accents, including the red feet that give the breed its French nickname Bas-Rouge ('red stockings'). They're also seen in a black-gray-tan coat. The long head is well chiseled, and the dark brown eyes project expression breed fanciers describe as frank and confident. They're not for novice owners, who might end up being owned by their dominant dog instead of the other way around. That said, well-trained and socialized Beaucerons are levelheaded watchdogs and guardians, especially good with the young, the small, and the defenseless. Pronunciation - Bo-sir-ron (source)
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