#musician bullshit

[legobiwan]

I CANNOT WAIT to bust out this meme in class.

#hello there #professor lego strikes again #i think i saw this here on tumblr first but damned if i can find the original post #musician bullshit

[muckyschmuck]

screaming ab their boss

#either work boss or the vampire whatever works #the venue is closed please leave. #im almost 100 perectn sure i have a KYLE pic like this already but #i wanted to do a study of #“study” pfft #OF A JARED Youche image because #as long as musicians keep wearinf and doing cute bullshit i will never run out of references... #caught calling a sixty year old man cute #anyway #my art #digital art #oc art #doodlings

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I'm looking to start a band and we can work on the colors of the Sky song if anyone is interested and has musical talents let me know because I've been dying to make a band and I think that this is the perfect song for a Tumblr created band

ooooohh wait if this actually happens please oh please let me know so I can promote it !

and idk who you are anon, but I’m hoping anyone interested reblogs/comments on this and you’re able to find them, because a Tumblr band would be ICONIC

i mean, yes it’d possibly be really cursed and maybe a total disaster, but ICONIC nonetheless

#I would love to join if I had any musical talent #but alas I don’t really #also side note- #my brother is a legitimate musician #and if my tumblr wasn’t a secret from my family #i’d beg him to put music to that song and record it for me #but alas I must remain a ✨mystery✨ #ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #tumblr band #color of the sky song #hellsite hall of fame

[welcometohollyweird]

you ever just watch videos of your rockstar crushes doing deranged things and think to yourself “of all people in the world to idolize…why did i choose THEM” cause same

#bullshitting with olivia #for real though i could have picked literally ANYONE elSe but #i am attracted to the morons aka the ones like Me #music #musicians #rock and roll #glam rock #80s rock #insane #music meme

[delta-piscium]

Make Me Write!

tagged by @starryeyedjanai @scoops-stevie and @matchingbatbites thank you so much <3 (this is actually so needed)

Rules:

Make a 24hr poll listing the titles of every WIP you want to work on. (It’s fine if you only have one, still make a poll for the vote count)

Tag anyone you think might also enjoy this game. (No pressure of course)

Whichever WIP title gets the most votes, write 1 sentence for every vote. If it gets more votes than your comfortable with, feel free to swap it to words.

If somehow that completes the fic or reaches the end of a chapter, move to the WIP with the second highest votes and continue where you left off on your sentence/word count. Repeat until you reach your goal.

(Optional) Share what you wrote in a new Tumblr post with a link to your original poll or attached it to a reblog.

i know so many people have already done this and been tagged but you can just use it as an excuse do it again (if you want, no pressure as always) so tagging: @sidekick-hero @wynnyfryd @ghost--enthusiast @outpastthebrakers @strangersatellites @stobinesque @corrodedbisexual @willowworkswithwords @scarcrossdlvrs @steves-strapcollection

#you don't even know how badly i need this pls vote i can't decide #me with zero context for these especially the dnd one... it's good tho i told my friend about it bc she knows the character and she's excit #it's a fuckbuddies to lovers story with so much bullshit and running in between and also musician eddie (: #it's my most outlined one too the other ones who knows what could happen (i do mostly) #yes i title my works like that okay it's how my brain works - that or stupid acronyms but i avoided those bc ??? even more unclear #poll #wip game #my post #tag game

[no-light-left-on]

hot take but taking every hearsay or rumor or book in a fictional universe for fact is bad understanding of the world as the story presents it, actually

#li.txt #this is both about dishonored and elder scrolls #propaganda exists! artistic interpretation exists! lie exist! people make shit up! #you cant take anything literally unless youre seeing it for yourself imo #if someone is telling you a story about their life they might omit information or make themselves look better! thats how people work! #or if you hear idk some musicians singing in the streets about an ancient myth from 4k years ago maybe dont take it for fact #this is a direct callout to people shitting on born in the month of darkness #if anything they were trying to make the outsider sound like a pathetic wet cat in need of a warm blanket and food. a poor meow meow #unless stuff is confirmed by the characters themselves Im not gonna believe it fully #the books are also often just. not true. theyre scientific speculation Just Like Real Life #or full on propaganda. just like - you guessed it - real life! #the best example that I can think of is how theres two books on the war of betony island in daggerfall. political!! propaganda!!! #not to mention: people will deceive you on purpose! omit details or full on Lie in your face #like Im sure theres stuff we completely misunderstood cause the one thing we were told about it was by someone bullshitting #like with delilah talking about her tragic backstory. like dont get me wrong I 100% believe that it all happened #but also I doubt she was as pitiful and that the Very Quick Summary was all there is to it #I should probably specify that if youre down to believing absolutely everything when there isnt any other sources thats fine #esp if you want to believe it for the reasons of Oh This Is Cool #like people absolutely eating up the angsty backstory for the outsider (me included cause yes. angst.) #have fun with all that #this is mostly about all the people throwing a temper tantrum online about disliking something about canon #'why do the musicians know the backstory why cant they leave anything vague anymore:/' theyre artists melinda its their job ur doing the sam #unless this was confirmed by the outsider in the books idk I cant find those damn things #if something is Stated by a Character or Written in a Novel that is in the world theres always some doubt #like I genuinely doubt that the events of Young Prince of Tyvia happened the way they do in the books #so like yknow. if you hate stuff so much just. ignore the canon established by literal in-game fiction

[zapsoda]

u ever hear a song so good you get a crush on it

#NOT the singer or the musicians or the instruments or some gay bullshit i mean the music. the song itself

[anewbrainjughead]

she used to interpolate i'm too sexy in her choruses and spell out two letter words like she was on sesame street & i let her because i knew at least she'd never be boring. well.

#my tolerance for her lame bullshit is so high bc i love to have a good time! we were having fun! #now its still lame and bad but its so fucking boring. its a nothing album full of nothing songs #the most cringey lyricism isnt even fun bc the songs are so nothing and the good lyricism hasn't got the music behind it to make me care #shes never been an especially interesting musician but it used to feel good! she used to be competent and emotive #anewbrainjughead

[some-pers0n]

I think I should be allowed to maul classical pianists for never slowing down and making hard, yet extremely boring and repetitive pieces that I wouldn't wish even my worst enemy to do

#GUESS WHO HAS A RECITAL IN A MONTH #I might try and coax my teacher into letting me swap pieces and not do this bullshit I hate this piece so much #Every time I open and look at it I gag #Baroque and romantic era pieces are great but I HATE CLASSICAL #Etudes are lovely as well BUT CLASSICAL SUCKS #I don't wanna play this shit when I'm a nervous wreck and preforming in front of people #I like slower and more methodical songs anyways as opposed to this nightmare #sp-rambles #Just one more recital and I'm free I can never touch a piano again in my life #The piano is a wonderful intstrument but I do fully mean it when I say I don't have a soulful or artistic connection at all to it #I don't feel emotionally connected at all to it as I do with writing per se #Which is funny since my father insists that one day I'll have my heart broken and just sit down at the piano and play something #I'm not a pianist nor a musician I just play the piano #There's a key difference

[legobiwan]

My brain is currently stuck on the idea of Dooku as a conductor. Was at rehearsal and the director was conducting with a baton and the other hand behind his back, and naturally my brain went IT'S MAKASHI. And THEN he did the, you know, "GIVE ME MORE CRESCENDO" gesture (we were playing the chorale part of Jupiter, you know the bit) that kind of looks like a Sith trying to use the Force to deconstruct your organs. Anyways! Thought that might give you a kick <3

AHAHAHAH I CACKCLED, ANON

He would so be a conductor. I've had plenty of music directors who would have loved to arrange my orchestra's internal organs with a single gesture. (oooh the stories I could tell, many of them true! to quote Hondo Ohnaka)

Dooku has the pretension and the artistic eye and ear to sculpt an ensemble to his vision. He has the civility to hobnob with rich benefactors. He has the temper and linguistic skills to swear at the entire ensemble in at least 3 different languages when something goes wrong during the Mon Calamari opera dress rehearsal (don't ask me how I know about these things). He would definitely find a handful of "chosen ones" to deign with his goodwill within the ensemble. He would be incredibly exacting in rehearsal. (And probably a bit petty and tyrannical (see what I did there?) - not uncommon traits among many of higher echelon conductors in the business, although it's slowly improving).

But anyway - it 100% tracks.

Also, Jupiter is a banger. Although I personally prefer the Mars and Neptune movements of The Planets.

#hello there #ask legobiwan #count dooku #musician bullshit #ohhh my let's just say i have some high-level experience with this stuff #also a story about the planets #when i was a young lego doing youth orchestra stuff #we did a program with the planets #and then the music director wanted a piece to represent earth #he chose schoenberg's survivor from warsaw which is a deeply depressing work about the holocaust #i get the message he was going for but holy hell that concert got dark real fast

[avallachs]

honestly lrb i have had no interaction with mitski fans & i hope it stays that way but the ridiculous bog prince / fae king / etc shit hozier fans have going on makes me feel violent <3

#ophelia.txt #i ranted to rachel abt this but the specific association people have w him and irish folklore just because he’s an irish artist #rubs me entirely the wrong way bc it feels like it’s feeding into the idea that the irish are primitive and uncivilised #which is the most english bullshit i’ve ever heard. anyway let the fae king narrative die and let the fae stay in irish mythology. #where they belong lmao #does this make sense? idk and idc actually i hate h*zier fans #NOT TO MENTION they undermine the political & activist aspects of his music when they do that + the homages he pays to esp black american #musicians who literally created the blues & rock genres - which are what a lot of his music is

[gangrenefiend]

Reminder that I actually do stuff rather than sit on my ass, here's an album I made. Check it out if you wanna

#independent music #new music #musician #newreleases #my bullshit #hip hop #suckin dick #Bandcamp

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

anyone have a score for the Ahsoka end credits song? Asking for my "friend"... she plays viola but can read treble too... (it's me)

#song spouts bullshit #about the animated war #viola #music #musician #violist #ahsoka series #star wars

[welcometohollyweird]

just thinking about that time that cc deville screamed out to his audience that he was their whore while showing off his bare chest & taped nipples like a friggin’ moron. wbu

#bullshitting with olivia #cc deville #poison #poison band #80s rock #80s bands #hair metal #glam rock #classic rock #guitar icons #music #musicians #rock and roll #why is he so extra though #80s music #glam metal #he is a psycho but I love the man to death #that is all

[miradorjake]

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#if you make a WHOLE fucking list #of how you want your fave to ‘reach out’ to lgbtq+ fans when every sign ever points to them being closeted #and you say the lack of doing your whole weird ass list = homophobic #WHAT is wrong with you….????? genuinely from the bottom of my heart what is wrong with you #why would someone make a detailed LIST of things to do to basically validate their queerness because they’re just not publicly gay enough #FOR THEM* like make a list FOR SOMEONE ELSE bc they’re not gay enough FOR THEM…a person they don’t know!!!! #let alone this is a musician???? which their personal lives are so fucking unrelated to being a musician #what is your fucking problem #i’d ask what wolves raised you but yk what that’d be so disrespectful to wolves #and they claim to be lgbtq+ LMFAO??????? #how do you as a queer person project that kind of disgusting mentality on another queer person just bc they haven’t waved a pride flag on #stage #you simply do not deserve to even perceive him lmfao #god that’s so fucking disgusting #and also!!! your brain-rotted little noodle spice packet of a brain doesn’t get to decide what allyship looks like lmfao 😭 you don’t speak #for literally anyone lgbtq+ besides yourself #god ****** *** #the audacity never fails to blow my mind with how openly delusional they are lmfao #yes I will still talk my shit when someone as fucked in the head as saint***** gets back on their bullshit propaganda of #‘just how disgusting and damaging/insulting to the lgbtq+ community can I be today 🥹’ agenda lmfao #anyways #propaganda and agenda lmao yeah

[1980ssunflower]

oh god

#vent #i feel like im going to throw up my mom is just telling me to learn how to work w ai art programs since by the time im her age #ai art is going to completely take over all art jobs #and i need to learn that since thats all art is gonna be apparently #if the world really gets to that point id fucking kill myself why would i want to live in a world like that HOW COULD I LIVE IN A WORLD #LIKE THAT I FCANT BREATHE ITS TOO MUCH I CANT TAKE IT #I DONT WANT THIS I DONT WANT THIS I NEED THIS AI SHIT TO STOP I DONT KNOW HOW ILL LIVE IF ALL MY ART ENDS UP MEANING NOTHING #IF ALL THE YEARS IVE PUT INTO ALL MY HOBBIES MEANS FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE AI TAKES OVER IT ALL #i cant live in a world like that i genuinely cant i wouldnt want to live if i couldnt... really be an artist anymore if ai really just #takes my job as an artist ive been working towards #drawing is the only thing i have... #and i cant be a musician cause i fucking hate the music industry right now #its already so hard for me trying to live in this present day but if things got even further in this bullshit i dont know how id live #sorry for talking so much i just feel scared and panicked #why would my mom say this shit to me i recently told her how scared i was at the idea of ai taking away my dream as an artist