#must i mess up all the time

[swingingthehatchetnow]

r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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#Mouthface isn’t the TTO Mouthface. it’s just a reference bc nibbly’s face is litterally a mouth #this took over an hour to type out because of all the formatting #Paul’s response is ooc but I wanted that joke in there sry #I’m doing this on my phone so hopefully the formatting doesn’t mess up on other devices #starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid black friday #hatchetfield #nightmare time #pokotho #pokey #bliklotep #blinky #t’noy karaxis #tinky #nibblenephim #nibbly #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #Parker and his brother talk Starkid

[diathadevil]

Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.

He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.

#dia talks #princess tutu #He probably starts planning on writing Ahiru into the world mayyybe like 3-4 months into his recovery #he doesn't know what a cell phone is yet but he sure as hell can look at a bookstore and ask for a notebook and pens #i bet that first year in Goldenkröne must be hell because trading deals bring all sorts of new things into the town #Just Fakir going “what the fuck is a scooter?? Wait what's a CAR---” #he ends up having to read a bunch of newspaper articles about “Goldenkröne booming in German tourism!” #Actually does he even know his country's name... Did they all even know they lived in Germany and not JUST a city???? #Drosselmeyer would've really pulled one on them for only talking about the city and its outskirts and NOT the country it resided in #But let's assume they did know. Fakir would have to figure out so much has changed in 2002 Germany compared to whatever time they were in #My god just thinking about the thought of Fakir learning what a television is... or a radio for that matter has me howling internally #local amateur writer is put into a coma after hearing for the very first time german rapper Sido #alternatively: local amateur writer's brain explodes after hearing german Happycore artist Blümchen and dance pop group No Angels #ptutu spoiler #i know its a +20 old show but just in case people wanna watch it i love it enough to tag the post show headcanon #ptutu analysis #ptutu headcanon #ptutu post canon #Also sorry i keep jumbling between Goldkröne and Goldenkröne in the writing its 4 AM and the german part of my brain is a mess lmao #(its supposed to be Goldkröne but for some reason I keep making it into the attribute word Golden so dont mind the mistake) #(if you do i will sob please be gentle towards my polyglot self)

[vynnyal]

Btw I'm basically speedrunning now

#Rain world #game clips #I've gotten a lot better since I made this video but I still love it. This will be my tenth challenge and I've spent like 7 hours on it lol #I mean 7 hours of actual attempts before I realized I need to get better to stand a chance. #So I'm smacking my friends in the face with rocks while sliding or have to wait for everyone to catch up all the time #Because now I can't NOT use the cool movement tech I've learned. It's so fun and useful and ✨fast✨ #It's actually saved our lives so many times. Nothing funnier than yelling ''BEND OVER'' to my buddy and absolutely booking it #Also since we've delved into the world of modded regions it's been extremely nice for the bs parkour people include for no reason 😭 #If I'M struggling good god it must be tough for casual players #SPEAKING OF MODS! I've been hanging out and talking with modders and oh my god they're all crazy #One of my favs was the deserted wastelands dev who was just. So jaded. it was so funny #And we're playing thru Drought which is very interesting. It has like. Multiple endings and stuff #Finally know who that striped black cat is lmao #Gonna post some fanart in the future because I'm actually in love. Moon is such a mom in this campaign #It's also a horribly glitchy mess that destroys your game files but wwyd

[julystruck]

Someone wrote this song before, and I could tell you where it's from

#spilled ink #evil lovecore #rose #bronze #pebbles #crystals #OK OK DIRECTORS COMMENTARY #yeah there's not a lot of colored lineart. I got lazy was mental illness got to me #Big thing ig is I gave rose sweet's shoes. bc. Symbolism. Also I was blanking on what to do #they r all wearing red and all the drinks are slightly red themed. bc. rose #Lightsource is also Behind Rose/coming From Rose. Bc Rose is the most important person in their life #I also think this is pre-static. Rose fucking w static kind of messed up their friendgroup a bit #Like tbh I think Rose was not above messing w humans (and pebs) and everyone kind of turned a blind eye bc they r all normal abt rose #but Static was the first guy Rose Lived With and that made is very in their face #also I think this is the first time i've drawn crystals #i KNOW he looks like static. I wanted to give him loser clothes #also in my heart when static first met Crystals they were like 'oh a Real Adult. He must have his shit together' #And kind of subconsciously modeled their appearance off crystal's #Not yet realizing that crystals was flop and everybody hated him #Stares at Crystals. Oh my god. pass on already. Static is around the same age as ur older adopted son. why are you so old #anyways I do think he (crystals) was VERY close to passing on when Sweet kilt him :P #thats all I have to say I think

[osoreruna]

doctor's appt in an hour, then i'm heading to my mother's — and then i think i got most of those asks / starters written up yesterday so i'll start sending / posting those !! i'll be on discord until then ♥

#𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 + [ OOC ] #i was woken up at 6am today #by my work phone ringing ! on my day off ! #i am being formally written up for my 'attendance'...which #*fair*...i do just kinda show up whenever i want #but last i checked as long as the work gets done and *on time* they didn't have a problem with it. #especially considering it's been EIGHT FUCKING YEARS — #LMAO oh well. all good things must come to an end. #imma go shower and then maybe i'll have some time left to do a little bit of something around here. #y'all take care of yourselves today — #sorry about the wait on the interaction call #i have to do them all at once or else i'll forget where i stopped / what i sent to who and it just becomes a BIG MESS !! #tbd

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

i'm allowed to humanize sculpture i'm allowed to sexualize sculpture i'm allowed to acknowledge that being created just to be viewed is inherently exhibitionistic and that one as a viewer forfeits their uninvolvement by stepping into the role of a voyeur when they look upon what is there to be looked upon

#i am not giving this up my brain is stuck on it #“go do your schoolwork” blah blah what about exploring the inherent eroticism that all statue holds when viewed? #what about that? #what about sensuality in art? what about the eroticism? #what about the voyeurism that ran rampant as a subject of controversy after the first italian printed pornogrophy panels came out #in the sixteenth century? #what about the fact that pornography wasn't as easy to get your hands on as it is today? #what about the fact that going to a church and jerking it to christ is something that absolutely happened numerous times #and undoubtedly was something sculptors knew of when sexualizing him? #what about that?? #let me open your eyes #you're blinded. i must free you from your narrow view of the world #work and school and day-to-day life means nothing #the themes the metaphors the allegories the philosophies the art the eroticism #why isn't that what matters? why must i spend my time writing a paper that in the end will only serve as a way to express my thoughts? #why shouldn't i gather everyone up and speak to them #my lovely followers. we must see truth #what the fuck am i going on about #this project is messing with my mind (revealing truths oft-hidden in favor of the banal)

[trimmedarmor]

doing the equivalent of gripping something intensely hard then forcing myself to let it go every time i see something about the stupid fandom drama i got pulled into earlier this year

#nothing bad ppl just... bringing up its existence...AGAIN...... #every time i see it i wanna go on a rant for a billion years but the worst place to do that would be on tumblr #I rly don't wanna see anyone talking abt it unless it's to criticize the ppl who started the false accusations or to apologize to us #for the harassment #Buster: You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies? #anyway I cant believe ive had the misfortune of interacting w some1 who has to b vindictive toward others to quell their own insecurity #to accuse us of racism because he wasn't allowed to be in a personal friends discord group... #and then saying that we didn't wanna let him in bc he wasn't a 'popular' account? 1. he has way more followers than some ppl in the server #hence why he was able to get so many ppl to attack us #2. he can't keep his own story straight. First we're racist then we're ableist then we gatekeep popularity? #Dude... we don't like you because you're vindictive and take minor slights way too personally...hence...everything that fucking happened #anyway idk who reported him but i thank them for it and i hope that was worth their account getting suspended for getting paid to harass us #to anyone outside of all this reading this mess... please question the validity of ppls accounts if they don't offer concrete proof #and the only proof is based on assuming that certain actions COULD POSSIBLY line up to the accusations #this includes if multiple people have the same accusation without proof because that's EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED #except it was dumber because several of their accusations literally contradicted themselves #wowww people apologized and informed their audience about possible microagressions once they were informed. they MUST be racist! #and if you don't want to dig into it that deep..then by all means mind your own damn business before you join in on someone else's witchhun

[smoochkooks]

I haven't been really reading fanfics lately but 'mutual help' still has me in a chokehold I swear this is one of those slowburn stories that makes you pull you hair from frustration and I absolutely love it!!!! @personasintro you outdid yourself again queen

#now im gonna rant abt the latest chapter so if you dont want any spoilers just scroll past this #i hate jk. there. i said it #they obv both hurt each other because of their pettiness but he fails to realise it ALWAYS affects oc more no matter how much she denies it #she was HUMILIATED and has every right to feel like she was used and jk is the one to blame here!! #the most important thing after such intense sex is taking care of your partner afterwards!!! #the lack of aftercare can mess up with your partner's mental wellbeing pretty easily so oc must have felt like shit doing the walk of shame #- to the camp #and this man did not even batt an eyelash!!!!!!!! #he knew ester is no competition for oc whatsoever yet he used oc's previous one time fling with yoongi against her #THATS EVIL #if they dont sort out their feelings asap im gonna declare they might not be good for each other after all😬 #you just don't pull shit like that to someone you supposedly care about even in the heat of the moment you should be able to control urself

[backtochicago]

maybe that duck finally realized that running a minecraft server with a massive fanbase including performative chronical online fans and functioning it as a brand business paying salaries to the employees are never as easy as what he thought and only collecting leasons from following someone shadow footprints will never make you realize how risky it is until you are in their shoes.

#like do i feel bad when he almost had a mental breakdown right in a livestream ? not really but soft of #but at the same time do i feel he doesn't deserve all of those oppression ? no #he made his own bed he legitimately invited himself into this mess which could have prevented in the first place #he was the one cutting the relationship with the rest of his former friends #he was the one hiring all of the mod volunteers he was the one making those “ there is no war in ba sing se ” rules #he was the one functioning this Minecraft server as a business company not a passion project #he was the one building up this fanbase - the oppressed fans willingly doxxing and threatening ccs and other fans #he cannot pull out ' i barely caught up anything ' when it comes to paying salaries to other mods #because he made the damn principles applied to every mods how tf he can forget ? #not to mention he (used to) study laws ?? commercial laws ???? #and when he fucking cried and talking about wilbur and sobbed about he was no longer in the server #yet none of supporting statements toward to shelby were made like okay bro im sure being a blind-eyed man must be tough for you last year #like what he even expected ? this is what happened if you silenced your voices and permitted your fucking fandom swept all of its issues #either he need to change or the damn server will go down to the pit hole #/neg

[betasuppe]

Submas selfshipping babble, ignore meeeee...

Ok I'm gonna be honest, I started having a thought thanks to some of the heartbreaking discussions of Emmet losing his S/O after they most likely vanish to Hisui following his brother.

I'm just caught up now in the idea of you being close to both Ingo & Emmet... & Em growing super close to you following Ingo's disappearance. The both of you get married & are super happy despite the sorrowful circumstances surrounding Ingo's absence.

& everything is great... until you vanish, too... which of course absolutely devastates Emmet entirely.......

But, when you arrive in Hisui, you eventually come across the Pearl Clan Warden & recognition strikes between you both. You are nearly certain he's your husband, despite you both having a huge blank in memories. Whether out of obligation or old familiar feelings of comfort from your friendship pre-Hisui, you both fall deep for each other & are so happy to have that odd missing piece in your heart fill closer to completion♡

... & then when you both arrive in the current time & recover your memories, you are quite thrown into a tight sitch where you are stuck between your two husbands... but also HEY TWO HUBBIES!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#nok talks #nOK RAMBLES #i love norumi & im not writing her out by any means but #but the IDEA ALONE #of mina being deeply in love with emmet & helping him recover from losing ingo #to emmet losing her as well #& mina meeting ingo with minimal memories at all & assuming that must be her husband #& them going from awkward strangers to feeling an obligation to loving one another #& when they get back????????? #holy fuck HOLY FUCK #emmet seeing his wife in ingo's arms befire she runs to embrace emmet & #OOPS two husbands OOPS #anyway probably has been thought up five million times before but #it just really hit me today for the ANGST & glorious mess it could create♡♡♡

[bumblingbabooshka]

Ok but I genuinely need to know if Tuvok replicated the 50 candles ever-present in his quarters over the course of their journey or if he came with those at the ready

#Tuvok eating in the mess hall just thinking about the candles he's going to replicate later on #does he do it one at a time or does he store them all up until one day he's just like 'computer. 20 Vulcan prayer candles.' #and watches as they all tumble to the ground #Tuvok comes home everyday and cant relax until hes lit his 100 candles #and then turned on his purple lights (seemingly defeating the point of so many candles) #Tuvok's Vulcan hot room with his one million candles and 15 plants must be horrific for anyone else to set foot in #st voyager #I /love/ thinking about things that don't matter

[vynnyal]

Ever since I learned that you had to actually teach your kids how to do stuff, it's been so much fun having them around. It's very cute to watch them play with something they've never seen before, or only do something after they see me do it first. Idk how much is code and how much is coincidence, but they're undoubtedly better at living now. And their personalities are so unique!

#rain world #art #slugpups #I love my kids sm. I play survivor just to be with them #Love is stored in the slugcat bruh #I really want to know how slugpups work. I haven't seen a dissection of their code anywhere yet #So far all I can tell is that they must be roaming freely before they pick up on anything. It doesn't seem to work if they're on your back #Anyways I installed the colorful slugpups mod which is why the names are weird #Caramel was very pale and algae was more green #Now caramel looks like a banana lmao #Here's a fun thing that happened: while exploring subterranean (after quickly escaping outer expanse aka Worm Grass Hell) #Ironically subterranean is safer than what's supposed to be utopia... but I digress #I was exploring blindly for the first time in forever (usually I look at a map) and we found a stowaway #THOSE THINGS ARE SO COOL I was so excited to mess with it #Turns out theyre scarier than they look. And they look pretty scary #So here's the situation: I pissed it off using the body of a lizard #And it reacted and grabbed the lizard #And also me #And also algae #They have three arms and each arm grabs things independently by STABBING THEM djvdjshfkifj #Anyways algae somehow grabs a spear and frees himself #Caramel throws a rock and frees me #Lizard body... Not so lucky #Later on I stupidly got myself eaten by it #And when you die the slugpups mourn you by laying down as close to your body or point of death was #Which was. Under the stowaway #But get this. As algae is being taken away- keep in mind you're basically stabbed by these tentacles-- he somehow manages to nail the thing #And save caramel from being eaten too #Auuughghgh #I have more interesting stories that aren't contrived via my irresponsible curiosity but I've run out of tags. Till next time lol!

[deus-ex-mona]

my sleep schedule is s c r e a m i n g

#day shifts [derogatory] w h y can’t you just let me stay up for my manga simulpubs in peace— #just!!!!! 8 more mins of waiting to go!!!!!!! then i can plan to sleep by 11:30 and i’ll still get at least 6 hours of sleep aaaaaaaaaaa #w h y must o s h i n o k o ‘s latest manga chap and anime ep drop at the exact same time on the exact same day aaaaaaaaaaaaaa #pain. suffering. but i must know what’s gonna happen next in the manga or im gonna implode #my priorities are messed up i think. when it’s your hobbies vs sleep and your hobbies are winning— #but sleeping is kinda fun too in its own way. you don’t have to do anything but close your eyes and let your imagination do all the work~~~~ #anyways 3 mins left gtg gotta refresh the manga app for the simulpub— #it is suiyoubi my dudes

[momochiiee-reblogs]

Being screamed at for things that aren't my fault seems to be a norm in this house

There's cookware scattered an dirty? Guess who gets blamed for it? The exact one that almost never has spoons for cooking in the first place

I live cleaning the trail after me so they won't have any reason to scream at me, but my brother leaves absolute messes behind him and the screams are for me

Fuck off

#momochiiee mussings #then people ask why it's almost impossible to hear me walking around #I've grown used to avoiding at all costs being noticed and leaving anything that can tell I was through there #when I get up from the table I'm always told to put their dishes in the dishwasher as I am putting mine #then the days I'm not around no one fucking cleans the table after themselves and I am still the one that gets called dirty and messy #my room is a mess YES. but the rest of the house isn't my room and therefore Isn't my living space and I must make sure I do not litter #I clean my own room when I have the spoons for it and refuse for anyone else to do it for me. it's my mess and I must deal with it myself #why do they insist I am to blame for their own mess of the kitchen when I barely have the energy to cook once a month??? #and it's not like they don't entrust other chores to me #but I digress I'm just mad because I've been blamed for the mess my dad and brother did and blamed on me just because I went there #every time I happen to have the energy to cook they complain about my cooking or blame messes on me even if I handwash & put away everything #it would be nice if they spared a fucking word of appreciation every now and then #I'm not asking them to call me endearingly but at least to not spit on any tiny effort I manage to make... or blame me for their mistakes #I'm starting to see how as soon as I am rendered jobless mid December I'll start to get screamed at again more often #and get the I'm a nuisance treatment because I can't afford basic stuff anymore #it's going to be a long year for sure... but I must put my all on the intensive classes so I can score a good job #If I manage... I will finally be able to get out of here and have my own space without any more screams #and without them brushing off my sensory triggers every time I try to explain how certain things and situations get me anxious af

[salsflore]

ummmm

#oh mika there is beauty in life~ look at your future! everything will be worth it in the end~ #my favorite image on this device btw ^ #cw negative #cw vent #you know where this is going. apologies my mind is a mess and i really just need to get it out because i find its better than- #-writing a semi formal email to that One (1) emotional support organization and i’m afraid to make a call so #but i just genuinely believe things would be better off if i weren’t alive. a bit of a silly thing to jump to i know but #my tuition fees aren't cheap and i'm not even that great of a student or a daughter or a sister and i- #-have no talents or remarkable feats. i’m not impressive in any way. and i hate hearing shit about how ^_^ its okay! we all have something- #-special about ourselves! for example maybe you have really good hand writing and thats good enough ~ but that doesn't work for me because- #-i have nothing. my handwriting isn't good my singing isn't good i'm not artistically gifted i don't have some random affinity for puzzles- #-i'm not charming or somehow really good at calculation or super creative or a really comforting friend i really have nothing at all #i don’t want to die. i have no plans on doing that sort of thing anytime soon— don’t misunderstand me #i just wholeheartedly believe i don’t deserve to be here anymore not because i’m not loved. i just can’t stand myself and my teenage years- #-feel so long and i'm so fragile how much longer do i have to tolerate. i'm contributing nothing. why should my family have to feed and- #-clothe a burden like me who provides nothing. why should my friends care for someone like me. i’m not really that funny or sweet or great- #-with advice giving or pretty or helpful in any way. why is it that life is genuinely easier for others. what did i do? what can i do? #how much longer must i tolerate this? would you believe me if i said i really did try to change my mindset this time? #i have no one in real life to talk to. therapists are pricey and i don’t think mine was helping me in any way anyways. she was nice though #so every night i sleep hoping i wake up somewhere else. somewhere where i'm happier and i can live all my silly fantasies where i'm a fun- #-and lovely person who has everything she wants and nothing goes wrong ever!! #how much longer must i hang onto the little things. i’m in such an exruciating amount of pain that i want to kill myself without dying? lol #everyone repeats the same stuff. get bit #i can't rely on the joy of having coffee every morning or persevere for the sake of seeing cute cats on insta. nothing will ease the burden

[woulddieforloki]

somebody needs to stop me from going online during Cyber Monday 💀

#for anybody wondering who they are (no one is i just want to say it) #the CHASE EDITION (!!!!!!) Doctor Strange from Multiverse of Madness #(y'know like you buy one and then sometimes if you're super lucky they send you the super rare Chase Edition™ one instead) #Dead Strange #Captain Carter from What If...? AND Captain Carter from MoM #the Goat Boat ™ #neon MoM Wanda to go with my neon Sylvie (which makes her my third Wanda in this pose) #(one glows in the dark and one doesn't and now obviously this one) #a Ms Marvel and a Scarlet Witch keychain #Lady Loki bc i tried to order her last time but they sent me all the wrong Funkos and by the time i got my order they were out of her #Bucky from TFATWS #(is there a sam from TFATWS? there must be right? did he sell out or was he just too cool to discount for cyber monday?) #Arther Harrow (because when Funko messed up my order they gave me a couple Moon Knight pops by mistake) #and Clint from Hawkeye #also no i do not have space for all of them and i will have a mental breakdown trying to fit them on my funko shelves thanks for asking <3 #i need a new box in the attic for all my funko boxes bc my other big box is overflowing