#mustache included tho

[ndostairlyrium]

so I was talking with @greypetrel a few weeks ago and she straight up told me that Tom Selleck would be quite the fit for Kerry's Malcolm Hawke. Which is very wrong and correct at the same time :'

A couple of angelic choirs later (aka. I completely forgot until now), I'm fulfilling this omen fantasy

#sketches #kerry #ndo sta l'art tag #guys I know what youre thinking but at least it's not david hasselhoff #you're lucky arja interjected me before I picked the wrong guy with an embarassing lack of mustache #also his bio is literally malcolm's backstory #avocado farm included #he's a perfect malcolm for all them hawkes tho #in my hawke's case... well look at him #he's basically a tv actor from the 70s but he doesn't know that yet #it's so strange drawing him without a beard lmao #the most hilarious part is that malcolm died before he could grow one so think of this picture as something isabela is imagining

[the-indie-owl]

The Ending to the '97 version of Jungle Emperor Leo/Kimba got Me like:

#kimba the white lion #osamu tezuka #tezuka productions #I SWEAR EVERYTIME THAT I WATCH THIS MOVIE THE ENDING ALWAYS GETS ME IN TEAAAAAARS 😭😭😭 #AND THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE REASONS WHY KIMBA/LEO IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ANIMAL PROTAGONIST #HE SACRIFICED DR. MUSTACHE/POMPOUS TO BE HIS WARM JUST SO THAT THE OLD MAN CAN LIVE #CUZ MUSTACHE/POMPOUS SAVED EVERYONE IN THE JUNGLE (INCLUDING KIMBA'S KIDS) AND HE'S A HEARTFUL ANIMAL CARETAKER #WHICH IS WHY KIMBA/LEO ALWAYS SEES THE GOOD IN EVERY OTHER CREATURE OUT THERE AS A HUMAN CAN BE ONE OF THEM #Tho I never really did mind Mustache/Pompous in other media (including Astro Boy) which is always why I always favorited his nephew #but seriously I FUCKIN' LOOOOVE '97! MUSTACHE/POMPOUS IN KIMBA/LEO #indie text #non disney

[agentmarcuspike]

hi ziggy!!! i finally got the nerve to come and talk to you thanks to you posting that marcus and javi threesome thing (don't ask why, it was so good it just clicked in my head, alright?). I know you're the marcus pike expert™️ so please allow me to be your marcus pike anon and just randomly pop by to scream something marcus related before disappearing

I'll start with a small thing and that way you can tell me what you think, expand the idea, respond with one of those cute reaction pic, whatever fits you!!

I went to see barbie (like...half the world population apparently) and let me tell you: marcus pike is the kind of guy who will just start tearing up in the theater from how beautiful this movie is (because he's also the kind of guy who starts tearing up while watching movies in general)

okay that's it, i shall be back very very soon (unless you don't want me to lmao) but for now, I'm gonna wish you a very good night and sweet dreams (if it's still daytime for you, replace sweet dreams by sweet daydreams 🫡) byeeeeeeeeeee

hi!!!!!!

listen you don’t understand the grin i gran at this message, i literally look like this rn:

you are SO right, he would shed so many tears at so many times during the barbie movie, and it would catch him completely off guard. he’d expect it to be good cause he’s a greta stan (frances ha is on his top ten ever list) but he’d expect it to be cute and funny, not heart breaking and life changing. he’d get to the theatre with a big ass bucket of popcorn, but from the moment Barbie arrives in The World he wouldn’t be able to touch his snacks.

and afterwards??? don’t talk to him. he’d be SO angry, he’d want to punch a wall (but he won’t cause his therapist has taught him some great anger replacement techniques, which he needs cause yes he loves hard and fast but that goes for other emotions too)

like, this is him in the movie theatre seat when the credits are rolling:

anyway PLEASE come back, darling marcus anon, let’s spread the gospel of pike together (or possibly keep him to ourselves), bring me whatever you’ve got, i’m here for it always !!

ps: did YOU cry during it cause i did so much

pps: this is just my take and headcanons obviously, i just think he’s a very emotional man underneath his soft and suave composure…….

#listen I literally giggled and kicked my feet at this #marcus anon 🧑🏽🧢🖼️ #how’s that tag #marcus pike #couldn’t find a normal brian hair man emoji with no mustache?? for ONCE no mustache #and i’m TAKING that expert title even tho there are several people i would like to include in that task force

[troublcmakcrs]

▸   @khaloymes​   ⟶   ❛  🌐 for craig!  ❜   ╱   (  bad situations , accepting .  )

Send 🌐 for our muses to be stranded in a parallel universe together

      “No, it’s fine, see?” Craig said, trailing a little farther down the sidewalk.  Everything about South Park seemed to be more or less unchanged.  The sun still glistened off the melting snow in the grassy easement between the sidewalk and the road.  All the storefronts along Hart Avenue looked the same as he remembered them.  However, after walking these streets for so many years, sometimes things faded into the background.  He might have been misremembering, but to him, it all looked normal.

      Johnnie had warned about the possibility of his time travel powers messing up, but they made it to the other side in one piece.  Craig turned and faced Johnnie again, slightly raising his arms and rolling his eyes to say he knew this would be the likely outcome all along.  “Let’s walk you back to your place, I bet the more familiar environment would be good for you.  You’re just not used to this place like I am.  Where were you staying again?”

#ic :: ( craig ) #int :: ( answered ) #ver :: main ( craig ) #khaloymes #//giggling bc south park canonically has parallel universes and time travel #//including a universe where all the characters are evil #//except for cartman #//and the only sign they're different at a glance... is that they have mustaches #//so even tho everything LOOKS normal #//that doesn't mean there's not Evil Craig wearing a fake mustache around the corner

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Been spending my time lately thinking of a House MD au where, through a series of accidents and lies and a bet he didn't rly intend to win, House ends up as a registered foster parent (he's still addicted to Vicodin and his normal dickish workaholic self but for some reason he cleared the requirements and trust me he's as stunned and mildly concerned as everyone else is).

Through further Shenanigans™, he ends up accidentally getting handed fostership of not one, not two, but three hellish but brilliant kids:

1. This total smartass 16 year old named Robert Chase who yeah he's a bitchy teenaged boy and a former rich kid and Australian with enough mommy and daddy issues to reawaken Freud after his dad dipped and absconded all parental rights and his mom drank herself to death, but he's also got a nice car left over from his rich kid days and an eye for detail and weirdly enough his best friend/mortal enemy (some other teen named Eric Foreman) and his on again off again girlfriend (Allison Cameron, totally won't last if u ask House) both work at the hospital as a candy striper and after school in the cafeteria respectively so House can get all the inside gossip from Chase. Plus Chase has no problems breaking and entering into patient's homes which helps bc since he's not employed by the hospital Cuddy can't complain as far as House is concerned.

2. A 14 year old girl who only answers to Thirteen (House knows he could look her name up in her file but honestly it drives Chase nuts that she won't tell him her real name and that's good enough for him) and who's dad was declared unfit after the death of his wife to Huntington's devastated him. She's a total nightmare, snarky and quick witted and freakishly smart even tho she puts most of those smarts towards things like shaving Chase's entire head (eyebrows included) bc he's trying to grow a sucky teenage mustache, and trying to take House's wallet bc she keeps calling him Old Man and he informed her he's actually only 25 but the stress of fostering has aged him prematurely and she's like 95% sure that's a lie but she wants to check his license and make sure bc everyone lies. She loves tormenting Chase by telling him his best friend and/or his girlfriend is hot and asking if they're single.

And 3. This 6 year old boy named Lawrence Kutner who's weirdly cheerful considering his parents got killed in front of him. He's way too chatty and excellent at puzzles and the only morning person in the entire house and therefore frequently tries to make breakfast (he likes to be helpful and he hasn't burned the place down yet so House doesn't feel the need to stop him). Once he told House he was gonna build a Death Star in the living room and House said lol sure go ahead whatever, only to return home from work to discover Kutner called himself out from school and has a huge wooden frame made of broken furniture in the living room. House rly can't argue since he did say go ahead. Benefits of fostering a 6 year old are 1. The babes love it, 2. Free excuse to leave work early/come in late/not show up at all, and 3. Justification for buying juice boxes and Ritz crackers. The neighbor kid Taub is his go to babysitter bc his mom volunteered him forcibly and Taub is lowkey praying that babysitting Kutner could lead to an in at Princeton Plainsboro once he graduates high-school and finishes medical school (it won't, House doesn't believe in nepotism unless it benefits him).

The adventures of House and his Foster Ducklings mostly revolve around being a Found Family, but do involve frequent plots such as:

House fired his brand new fellows again (he tosses em every three or so months, he hasn't found The Right Team yet) and will sometimes bring his foster kids in, hand em doctors coats, and tell patients that they're just a bunch of medical savants here to consult yes even the 6 year old he's actually Harvard's youngest graduate ever.

House sends the kids to break into a patient's home. They refuse. House tells them the first one to find black mold or lead paint or a dead animal or whatever gets $20. They agree. Chase drops Thirteen and Kutner off at a bus stop across town and drives over himself so he can get an hour and a half head start (ultimate fuck them kids moment, however Thirteen did steal his wallet so guess who's paying for lunch and their taxi ride to the patient's house? Net loss.)

Cuddy demands House does his clinic hours. House sends his foster kids to do his clinic hours for him. Tfw you go to the free walk in clinic for a sore throat and a cough and your doctor is a 6 year old boy who keeps asking for help with spelling whilst filling out your chart.

Wilson babysits them one (1) time since House doesn't trust Chase not to throw a party or sell his foster siblings on eBay if left as the one in charge. He wakes up with a big strip of hair poorly bleached right down the middle. Chase crushed up stolen sleeping pills and mixed them into a juice box, which Kutner 'innocently' offered to Wilson. Thirteen was going to bleach and dye his whole head blue (for practice, she wants to dye her hair but she's certainly not gonna fuck up her own hair until she has the method down) but Wilson woke up pretty quickly due to years of House drugging him. Wilson has not offered to babysit again.

Anyways this is my House Foster Ducklings au which I'm thinking about actually writing. Thank u 🫡

#house md #greg house #robert chase #remy hadley #lawrence kutner #i just think Chase and Thirteen and Kutner are the most House's Actual Kids out of all the fellows #give that man three incredibly smart self reliant kids with issues™ #i do imagine a plot where House does overdose of vicodin #and the kids find him #and they're in the hospital #and House has to contend with the fact that he either has to give the kids up to better homes #or make smarter choices bc it's unfair of him to be overdosing and almost dying when he has three traumatized kids relying on him #love when there's some middle aged guy whos like 'no im not a dad' but has a gaggle of kids following him around #feel free to message me about this au

[thewolveswolf]

chapter 10 of london, libraries & love is up!

please enjoy nearly 5K of... well. bickering, really. highlights include:

crowley watching aziraphale eat a scone

aziraphale realising that maybe he actually likes crowley. just a little bit tho. nothing crazy. (okay denial 😬)

crowley being a bastard

aziraphale being a bigger bastard

mustache porn????

literal bird shit

bonding™

what can i say? i am but a vessel for good omens idiocy

#lll #good omens #good omens fic #fic #go fic #gomens #ineffable husbands

[mushroomates]

gimli headcanons:

likes doing laundry. finds it soothing

history nerd!! loves reading old tombs/biographies of his ancestors

is incredibly intelligent. beats frodo in chess. would beat gandalf but gandalf cheats. has been in a stalemate with aragorn for two and a half years.

well mannered but chooses to forgo his politeness to make a point. especially around elves.

does NOT like horses. not just riding them, which is canon, but actually dislikes the animal itself. the reasons why include (but are not limited to) :

he does not like being not on ground. he does not have a fear of heights so much as a fear of… feet not on ground. as evidenced by refusal to jump, treehouses, and well, horses

he does not like their faces. they are long and have eyes on the side like prey. gimli thinks this is deceiving as horses are very large and can kick in someone’s skull. not his skull.

gimli believes that in a one on one match with a horse, he could easily win. he has thought of several, very specific, scenarios of this and has a detailed plan of attack should this situation occur.

they so easily turned against their home for an evil overlord (read: sauron stole all the black horses from rohan) and therefore cannot be trusted. as a rule, anything that willing you let you ride it cannot be trusted. they can’t be satisfied with this life. they are plotting something.

believes he would be great at drums. it’s just hitting things hard and he’s pretty strong.

ok, another thing about horses: they are fragile to a ridiculous extent. you breath wrong and it breaks. they have bad bones and bad blood flow in their legs, and their legs are all that they’re used for. he doesn’t understand why humans invested so much time into horses when they’re genetically bad at what they are meant to do. he’d feel bad for the horses if they weren’t so awful.

drinks coffee, not tea

takes great with the up keeping of his gear. he sharpens his axes, polishes his boots, shines his armor and waxes his mustache. that’s not gear, but he takes great pride in looking groomed and caring for his belongings.

has an axe for every occasion. battle axe? do you want throwing or slashing. a day on the town? have you seen this intricately carved masterpiece that also is a weapon? doffing a hole? PICKAXE. cutting a cake? how about an axe???

hates the rain because it ruins his hair and beard. also loves the rain because it ruins legolas’s hair and clothes.

will eat anything. has a great tolerance for spice. contrary to popular belief, dwarves are not shy of seasoning but are very cautious around other races in fear of poisoning their friends

will also eat some rocks. salty is his favorite (halite, hanksite, glauberite) but also likes to add chunks of chalcanthite to his food for a slightly sweet yet metalic flavor. this is also slightly (SLIGHTLY) poisonous as evidenced by sharing his trail mix with boromir

also calls dirt the “local seasoning”

will taste dirt to try and get a feeling for the land. this tells him the acidity, weather, possible wildlife, and also pisses off legolas

actaully genuinely likes the taste of dirt. (note: if you desire to eat clay/dirt that is a symptom of iron deficiency. for gimli, he eats spoonfuls of the stuff like their supplements because as a kid it was fed to him like multivitamins)

OK SO HEAR ME OUT: lack of sunlight can cause really low hemoglobin and ferritin (a blood protein that contains iron) sooo being constantly in dark caves can cause some forms of iron deficiency. because dwarves are conscious of their young, dwarf children often grow up not often being in direct sunlight.

the solution? dirt. dirt contains iron and other tasty minerals that are good for the body. charcoal has natural antioxidants. so does clay. am i saying that momma gimli (unnamed) fed her son ash and clumps of dirt? yes. also bits of broken pottery. it’s also good of the immune system.

fr tho clay/dirt/charcoal are the dwarven multivitamins. you have a tummy-ache? here, have a rock. i truly believe this was scientifically proven by dwarves and only FOR dwarves (plz do not eat dirt)

fuckin loves mushrooms. has a mushroom log at home. whenever dwarves find some fungai in a cave they go feral

likes dogs. thinks it’s great that they dig holes. thinks it’s fantastic that the bury things in holes. absolutes loves when they get muddy, and then shake off all water and dirt all over you.

when he came back home with the name lockbearer, a lot of the dwarves thought it was really cool and he has some sort of elven puzzle that requires a code to unlock something. imagine their surprise when he rocks up and is like: no, even better. HAIRS. three of them.

enjoys making mudpies- made them as a kid with his cousins, (mostly with rock slurry) and continues to, even even as an adult.

made them on the fellowship with the hobbits. taught them all about the best types of dirt and the water-to-soil- ratio needed.

while cutting up slices of his pie, he offered one to boromir, who in good nature, took it, clearly thinking it was just part of the bit.

poor boromir was locked in a stalemate after gimli cut his own slice, and began eating it.

to his credit, boromir did brave a few bites, but had to stop once he nearly had a mouthful of maggots

“protein”

gimli is like crazy good at hair. can braid quickly and efficiently in elaborate styles

picked up eleven hair style techniques in lorien (quicker than legolas) and was forced to relay them to the elf through twine as there is no way he’s letting grubby elf fingers to touch his glorious mane that’s been decades in the making

would ask for a drink “on the rocks” and get slightly upset if it did not come back with actual rocks

#lord of the rings #jrr tolkien #lotr #legolas #lotr headcanons #lotr gimli #gimli son of gloin #gimli #dwarves #lord of the rings headcanons #the lord of the rings #dwarf #and my axe #axes #jrrt #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien #middle earth #mines of moria #tolkien headcanons #misty mountains #gimli and legolas #gimli headcanons #the fellowship #the fellowship of the ring #moria #ered luin #durins folk #durins bane #gimli lockbearer #three hunters

[aroacesetitoff]

OG Infinight Reference Sheet + Headcanons

Marcy Burns/Elleve the Amender

-4 feet tall

-its mentioned that she has "rainbow robes" and ive decided to interpret that as sunset colored

-pre mining accident Marcy has longer hair and has already lost her eye to unknown circumstances

-post mining accident Marcy cut her hair and it turned whiter, and she switched to more monochrome clothing-symbolizes her turning away from her faith and also grieving her husband

-still wears her wedding ring, and keeps Fred's on a chain with a locket of his picture

-we know literally nothing abt Fred but I think he was also a halfling and had a sick ass mustache

-the symbol on pre-accident Marcy's eyepatch + staff is supposed to be of the Diarians (followers of Dia). The circle is Faeza, the hands are Dia herself, and the six teardrop shapes are the Diagems. Also meant to resemble a flower as a reference to Gum Gum

-magic goblet-does it have a name? Anyways Paralyte stole it from the Sheerays so I gave it an aquatic wave/seaweed design (water = life)

-idk how to design tattoos, but other clerics of dia would probably have similar ones-i think hers are religious in nature

Ostin Tashe/Slique the Symphonius

-ya boiiii

-4'6-so just barely taller than Bart. Barely

-had the most satisfying color palette for me- i love green and so does he

-i rewatched the hobbit/lotr trilogies so Ostin is def inspired by that-gave him braided hair and armor

-idk how a tuning sword works. Like a bident maybe? Ive drawn the sword in his right hand (the one with missing fingers) but he might prefer to fight left-handed. Idk ive trained with longswords before but ive never lost any fingers so i cant say

-magic lute-gave it a greener/mossier color palette to show it was from the Elderpines. The strings are vines and the rosette has a tree design

-dont know where Ostin's scars came from either, maybe he really did fight a dragon maybe he didnt-doesnt stop him

-post-Wight Winter i gave Slique a grey streak to match with Spectril

-also gave him a cool colored eye highlight for the same reason

Leonard Lank/Spectril the Surreptitious

-i put his height around 5'7/5'8

-made the rogue armor sharp and dark-had to recolor it from the origianly palette bc it was too dark tho lmao. Fur collar to foreshadow his time in the Ethereal Plane

-post-Wight Winter i gave him simple, more homey clothes bc at that point he had a family and wasn't focused on fighting. The fur is not bear fur i swear

-already mentioned it before but his hair started turning white + he grew it out/braided it back.

-he's got normal rogue daggers, and then the Ethereal daggers. Not shown but yeah they fade in and out of the Material and Ethereal Plane

-"Walls Have Ears-Doors Have Eyes" by Clan D. Stine-the wiki i think mentioned him having books that let him turn invisible and walk through walls-this one's definitely a Leitner (ifykyk)

-boots-deceptively simple in design from the Elderpines

-piercings include several ear piercings, snake bites, and an eyebrow piercing

-warm colored eye highlight to match with Slique-your honor i have (accidentally) sun/moon coded then because they are gay

Luz Prattle/Paralyte

-6'0 tall and definitely uses it for intimidation

-i think she dresses kinda emo/alt

-the only infinight with a unique logo-instead of two crossed swords its a snake eating itself

-committing to the snake bit-i gave her scale armor

-the gloves have two talons on the pointer and middle finger, based very specifically off a homebrew item i saw where the hand kind of looks like a biting snake. It contains a venom that paralyzes enemies and came from the Sheerays

-put a snake on her sword. Cause why not. Thats why she teamed up with Brink they are both snake lovers

-not drawn, but she would have a snake tattoo somewhere on her body

-hands are turning dark at the fingertips as a side effect of using the gloves so often. Her veins are visibly green because shes pale as hell and also suffering from long term exposure to Sangrianite

-facial scar-man im sorry i dont know where this one came from either. Kyborg shot her once tho i do remember that

Bo Bender/Grislee the Groundbreaker

-height is about 6'6, very tall lady

-all i had to go off was red bandana so its like her thing

-her locs are made of rocks and also have veins of gold in them

-the stuff on her shoulders and hammer are lichen-she takes such long naps outside they've started growing on her. And also earth genasi

-when shes raging she has magma veins coming from her eyes and hands, and the inside of her body also glows

-when shes not raging it cools to golden veins-still very hot to the touch sometimes

-didnt have a lot if ideas for her second outfit but i gave her a bearskin bc she is "grizzly"

-hammer is the other item from the Sheerays and is pretty much just a trunk on a stick in terms of design. Combined with the lute tho, they are probably some of the most powerful items in Faeza

Man thats a lot of characters. Should i have made these before I made 3 painting and a comic page? Yeah. But i didnt lol. Enjoy✌️

edit: fixed the magic item origins

#my art #tales from the stinky dragon #tftsd #slique the symphonius #ostin tashe #spectril the surreptitious #leonard lank #elleve the amender #marcy burns #grislee the groundbreaker #bo bender #paralyte #luz prattle #stinkydragonpod

[adelliet]

Bad choice

Pairing: f!reader x Javier Peña, f!reader x Steve Murphy

Summary: You are dating Steve for a quite long time, but you didn't tell this to your boss, who isn't really angry because of that, but for other reason….

Warnings: 18+, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex ( p i v), rough and aggresive, cheating

A/N: Hello there! I hope you gonna like this story, and I am sorry for any mistakes, if there are any, but english isn't my first language! Also I am sorry that I haven't post earlier, I am kind of busy right now but I am trying as hard as I can! Thank you, sending love and enjoy <3

“Fuck” you moaned, quietly but enough so that Steve could hear you clearly. You throw your head backwards, behind the chair, and pull Steve's blonde fluffy hair as he hit the final good spot, with his tongue. He never took his eyes off of you. The way your eyes were shut, your teeth were glued to your puffy red lips, how much you drag his innocent hair by your weak hands, it turned him on so fast.

Your legs started shaking and automatically going closer to each other, squeezing Steve's head between. You couldn't help but the shimmering feeling started taking control. His moves with his tongue inside you sending goosebumps all over your body, including your spine. His thick nose touching your sensitive clit, making you go even wilder. You were twitching, moving like a snake on the chair, don't give a single shit if anyone is looking at you or not. The only thing you could think of, was that you were so freaking close to come right inside Steve's mouth.

He make it even worse when he started groan right inside your entrance and the vibration of his sound started tickling your lower stomach. “Steve I-“ you try so hard to say anything, to inform him that you wouldn't last longer, but you couldn't, but Steve knows when you're going to lose your mind, and he knew, that it will be soon. When your walls get thicker, your whole body was in tense and your toes were curling, really loud moan came out of your mouth, as the sweet juice of yours squirted and went right on Steve's tongue and mouth.

He stayed still a bit, waiting. You were trying to catch your breath, your breast comes up and down fast, and your eyes were shut, glitching as your head was still spinning, and you were seeing stars. After a while now, Steve finally pulled out his wet tongue out of you, making you growl like a cat, and lick all the cum and juice from his mustache. He was looking at you with a slight, devilish smile, still on his knees.

The coy and bashful feeling took control over you, and you immediately throw your head back in please, looking down at Steve. You started to blush as you saw his bright mustache glittered, still having some juice on it. He mirth a bit, when he saw your face turning red, and get up on his feet to kiss you. This was a comforting kiss, that you loved when Steve gave you. His wet mustache was tickling your face a bit, but nothing you couldn't withstand. Aftet few, soft kisses, he put his lips to your wet, sweaty forehead and pulled his face far from yours. “You like it?” he asked, even tho he knew the answer.

“I fucking love it” a quiet giggle came out from his mouth, and he gave you last, long soft kiss to your numb lips. “Take care” he said as he was leaving your office, and before he closed the door, he winked at you, making you blush even more. After you were alone in the room, a relief and groan came out of you.

This was new. Steve was a good guy, and the only place where you two were fucking was his, or your apartment, but today was refreshing. You don't even remember how you ended up like this, sitting on your office chair and moaning Steve's name, as he was licking your pussy, but there you are. The only thing you are scared of is that someone saw you. Your office have a transparent windows through, which you can see both, from the inside and from the outside. Anyone who passed by, anyone could see you enjoying your orgasm, even your boss, Peña.

It would definitely destroy your career and maybe you would be fired, but you try to not think about it too much and just go back to your job and working on the files Javi gave you. You put your black thong back on, turn your chair to face the table and started going through the papers.

~~~

When you were halfway through all the folds about some new criminal that the agents are going for, you must have stopped and lay your heavy head on your palms. You sigh, exhausted and tired of the work. The worse part was that you weren't tired only because of all the letters and words, that were stuck in your mind for a pretty long time now, but also because you couldn't stop thinking about earlier. You are very overthinking person, so oral sex in your office, where anyone could see you, made it so fucking worse. You need to act.

You stand up confidently and went straight to your target, Steve. He was, as always, in his office with a cigarrete in his mouth and right next to him was a glass with the famous golden liquid. You didn't hesitate any second and rush into his door, not even care to knock or something. Steve was calm, but when he sees you, his eyes were wide opened. “Steve, I need to talk” you said, catching your breath from how fast you walk to his office, and with a worried eyes on your face. He immediately know that something is happening and pull his cigarrete out of the soft lips.

“What's up?” he put out a cigarette in the ashtray and watched you with inquisitive and slightly worried eyes as you slowly and elegantly sat down across him and adjusted your tight black dress that made your figure perfect. You clear your throat before you started explaining about your concerns. The whole time you were talking, not only your voice was shaking, but also every part of your body too. You were so nervous, but mostly, you were shy.

You're not one of those women, who just sells her body and doesn't mind a stranger seeing her reach her orgasm. You are the quiet, understated lady, who know her potential and her rights. Every man that looked at you are thinking right away, that you are so innocent and kind. You are very kind, that's true, but the innocence isn't.

Steve were looking at you a while, after you were finish talking. He raises his both eyebrows up, giving you the are you serious? look and started laughing at you provocatively, which not only confused and slightly annoyed you, but also humiliated you. You glared at him, your patience starting to run out until Steve finally decided to speak. “Don't worry babe. Even if anyone sees us, we won't get fired” Steve tries to calm you down with his deep ruspy voice and continue on writting on an old computer.

“But what if-“ “Even if Javi sees us, nothing gonna happened, trust me. He's my friend, close friend” he cut you off before you could even finish the sentence, but Steve knew what you were about to say. He didn't even look at you when he tell you this, he was focused on the writting. You just sigh tiredly, realizing that maybe you are taking it too seriously, and you should just let this go.

You get up from the chair, saying goodbye to Steve and fast went to your office. It didn't took long to get there, your room is just few feet away from Steve's, so you were there within seconds.

You open your door, but you froze as your eyes catch a manly figure, showing his back to you and reading something on your dark blue desk. Javier Peña.

Your body began to instinctively shake, and so did the deep breath you had to take. Javi heard the door open, so he smoothly and gracefully turned around, only to lock intense eye contact with you. “The documents aren't finished, sir-” “I'm not here for them” your attempt to start talking was cut by a confident, purring voice that came from soft pink lips, surrounded by a dark mustache that gave it that edge. Normally, you are not afraid of Javi, nor are you nervous, but this is a completely different situation. Now you have the right to shake and sweat.

After an akward silence, that made your breath even heavier and your legs more weak, he finally decided to spoke. “How long are you together?” straight to the point, not even bother to hide it. When you realized what he was talking about, your pupils widened and your lips parted slightly, letting out a startled breath. But you still tried to save it. God you pray Javi doesn't see you before. "W-what are you talking about?" your tactic of playing dumb was the only idea you could think of now under these conditions. But that didn't take long. Peña just laughed at you and began to walk towards you, slowly but uncontrollably, which put just more pressure on you.

As if Javi read your mind or something, because when he walks steady towards you, he said: ,,Stop playing dumb, miel. How long are you dating Steve?” Shit. He definitely saw you. You take another, shaky deep breath and try to not freak out or breakdown when Javi got closer and closer by miliseconds. “I-still don't know what you're talking about-“ “Cariño, stop these foolishness and tell the truth” he was only few feet away, but that was enough for you to back up, causing to hit the door and unexpectedly squealed andclosing the door at the same time. He grinned even more at your noise, your heartbeat raise that you could even heard it.

“Come on” he kept trying to get you to talk, but it was as if something had awakened the confidence to finally stand up to Javi and not be so submissive and scared. After all, you already know he saw you and there's no turning it back. "This is going to be unprofessional and I might get fired, but in all honesty you have nothing to do with it" you wondered to yourself what you just said and it surprised Javi as well, but not enough to let it show. “Really?” he challenge you with a charm smirk and sarcastic tone. “Yes, this is none of your bussines and-“ “Right, but is it still ‘none of my bussines’ if my coworker and secretary are fucking at work?" damn, he was right here. But this didn't stop you, it just caught you off guard a bit. "We didn't fuck together-" "Sorry, my correction, fucked orally" now you had nothing more to say than just agree. You clanched your teeth as you were pissed, that Javi get you lost your words.

“So tell me,” he said in whispering, deep husky voice as he was really, really dangerously close to you, “was he good?” this question made your knees broke and your cunt pulsing. No one, not even Steve himself made you feel the tickling feeling in your lower stomach only by words. You are so fucked up.

It feels like your tongue was cut off, you couldn't say a single thing. Javi was even closer, so close that his chest was almost touching your head. You were so small beside Javi, but this turned you on even more. You know damn well this all is wrong, but you couldn't stop it, nor control it. You could smell the fresh whiskey mixed with cigarets, which directly exuded the scent of a true man. It make it even worse when he was wearing a light blue suit with a dark blue-yellow tie, slightly loose at the neck. The suit looks so tight at the enormous body, that you just felt it would tear up. The started breathing heavily again, your body shaking including your revealing legs. Javi felt your your fear and excitement at the same time, that's what he liked the most.

You couldn't look at his brown chocolate eyes, when he was so close, so you just look down at your heels and the floor you two were standing on. You could even see Javi's shiny black formal shoes, that were perfectly stained. You swallow your saliva as you try to calm yourself down, amd it would maybe worked, if Javi didn't put his thumb on your chin, making you lift your head and look into his puppy dog ​​eyes, that weren't so cute anymore, more like hungry and dark, full of lust. His devilish smirk hadn't left his face for a second, not even when you weren't look at him.

“Was he good, hermosa?” he repeat his question, gently rubbing your chin with his big thumb, gosh his hands are huge. Your mind just turned off. All you could think about, all your though were only about Javi, about his deep voice, about his touch. It was like he totally mesmerized you, as if you needed to answer, and since your tongue was stiff, and couldn't move at any cost, your body automatically had to respond differently, that's why you nodded your head, without any emotion, just obediently nodding. You could see Joel's eyes looking slightly angry as you answered. His teeth brushed against each other slightly and his jaw clinched.

“Is he good at sex?” you could feel his warm palm on your stomach covered by your dress, as he asked you a question, which made you jump a little, because you weren't expecting it. His hand then slowly, but surely, traveled back, until it rested on your juicy ass, which Javi just had to squeeze. You let out a small breath and closed your eyes, when he did. You were so turned on, so hot that any gentle touch from Javi automatically made you moan.

“Answer” his voice became stricter, so much that he had earned your respect from you right away. You looked at him, his stern gaze, his dark face, he was so mysterious, so dangerous. You have no idea, if it was a fear or the horniness, but you just nodded your head again, and you agreed again. It wasn't because you wanted to piss of Javi, no, you were only telling the truth.

When you first take the job, you immediately fall in love with Javi, right away. The way he spole, moves, all together was just perfect, but because he was your boss and had no time, you met Steve. He was basically your colleague, that's why you spent more time with him, got to know him more and that's why you fell in love with him. You never completely let Javi out of your mind, but your loyalty was always stronger, until now.

Javi quickly grabbed your neck and squeezed it tighter, the same with your ass. You were now fully under duress, completely in shock and had no idea what was going on or what you were doing, but you knew you liked it. “Do you think I'll be better?” he whispered in your ear, his warm breath leaning against your neck, where are definitely red spot from Javi's hand. You could feel the wettnes in your panties, and you knew that it will leak through the panties.

Javi obediently and patiently waited for your answer. Your head was completely messed up, you were ashamed of the position you were in now and what you were doing with your boss now, but the worst part of it all was, that you wanted more, that's why you nodded, for the third time.

Javi's smile turned into a devilish grin. His soft mustache tickled your neck even before he went after you like an animal. He bit you and nibbled on your neck as he held you tightly, so you wouldn't jerk your head in any way. He left behind red, large and painful spots, that turned purple after a while. You tried not to freak out, when Javi didn't really do anything to you, but you couldn't. You ran one hand into his dark black hair and started pulling on it.

You ruffled his hair, which was beautifully and neatly styled just a few seconds ago. You sighed, trying not to moan his name, how good it felt to feel his mouth, his tongue, and his mustache on you. Each touch of his on your body turned you on more, sending horny vibrations down there, and to your spine.

You were so small, so weak, so submissive, but at the same time, you weren't that innocent, as everyone though. This turned Javi even more, so that you could feel a bulge popping on your naked thigh. Your mind immediately imagines this bulge inside you, and this was your last straw. You now started being louder with your sighed, and even added Javi's name in it.

“Bet you don't sigh Steve's name like that” he groans and attacked on the other side of your neck, when the half was already full purple. You felt spirals spinning in your lower abdomen, your labia began to tremble with anticipation and droplets of moisture from you were already starting to run down your legs. You started to blush a little, worried that Javi would think it was something other than your juice. “Javi” you whimper as he bites your now sensitive neck. He was still having his huge palm on you, making your head getting hotter.

After a while, when he was finally done with your neck, he leaned to your face, his eyes glitching up and down from your lips, to your pretty sparkly eyes. He loves the way you needed him, but you won't let him now, the way you are so loyal but at the same time, you'd do anything to have Javi inside you, anything.

You were staring at each other for a while, you looking up at his gaze, he looking down at your desperate look, full of lust. He was waiting for your move, but he don't need to wait much long, till your hips started instinctively moving, around his touch of your ass. “So needy mi amor” he whispered as his grin got even bigger, and his bulge touching you even more.

He couldn't wait anymore, so could you, that's why he put his lips aggresively into yours, biting them and fighting his tongue with yours. It was so different than with Steve. He is always so sweet, soft and gentle, but Javi? He is another level. He makes his dominance so obvious, his touches leave imprints and his mouth can do things you couldn't even imagine in your wildest dreams.

Javi finally left his hand from your ass, which made you sigh in the kiss a little from the lost, but it didn't took much longer, when you felt his palm again, but in other place on your body, on your tigh. The way he was still squeezing it, showing that you are his. He notice your needness for him, and decide not to torture you and finally go for it. That's why he started moving his hand smoothly up your thigh, lifting your dress out of the way and revealing your one thigh so far. But he kept going up until he came across your thong. At that moment, a chill ran down your spine and goosebumps appeared all over you. Your eyes widened in shock and you pulled away from Javi's kiss as only his grip on your neck would allow. He gave you a confused look.

“I-I can't” you stuttered, hating yourself for what you just blurted out. All this is wrong but it feels so fucking good. Javi's confused look change into the devilish smirk he had, real fast.”Your body tell the otherwise” that was it. You just waited for him to say anything, just to get you to continue, and before he could finish the sentence, your tiny hands were on his cheeks and your wet lips glued on his. You could feel his pulsating smile through the kiss.

Javi decided to finally add speed. That's why he pulled your thong down in one swift movement and when it fall down to your ankles, you raised your heels so that the thong wouldn't get in your way. You helped in the undressing too, of course. You didn't even growl twice and Javi was jacketless, tieless and beltless. It all started to be fast, dramatic, exciting and wild, you wouldn't have experienced this with Steve.

After a moment of passionate kissing, Javi grabbed the back of your thighs so that your lap was touching his. You automatically wrapped your legs around his waist, your heels lightly teasing Javi's ass and making him groan even louder in the kiss. His hands were wondering your body so rough but so romanticly. He scan every part of your body by his hands, while he turned you around and place your naked ass on your own office desk. Before Javi let you down, he dropped all those important documents and papers on the ground so that they wouldn't bind the two of you.

The room started to heating up, as you heart Javi's pants fell down, and his other and on the back, unwrapping your bra. You could tell that he was really experienced in removing bras because it didn't take him very long. He threw your black scalloped bra matching your other underwear.

You know that feeling when your parents promised you ice cream and you were already standing at the store with seconds left until you got that ice cream and you were so excited that you couldn't wait, your whole body shaking and you evem sweating how much you couldn't wait? That's exactly how you felt right now.

You helped, even with your eyes closed and your mouth still locked in a kiss, with unbuttoning Javi's shirt. God, it took forever, but when it was done and the shirt was finally down, revealing Javi's breasts, including his stomach and his muscles, everything went smoothly.

The only thing that parted you from having the best sex of your life, was his boxers, which you had no nerves with and just took them off with your heels. “Gosh you really can't wait, can you?” he chuckled and his spanish accent turned you on even more, your whole body including down there were on total fire, if someone touch you, he would burn himself.

You kissed him intimately and tried to let him know with your body and touch, that he could finally start doing something. He noticed all these signs and did as you asked. He pulled away from your kiss and looked down to adjust his cock better. He held your bare hip with one hand and grabbed his treasure with the other. He licked his lips even before he entered you, looked into your eyes which made you make eye contact with him, and at that exact moment, he pushed him into you, only up to the head, but that was enough to make you throw your head back and moan.

“Easy easy hermosa” he calmed you down, other hand on the other hip, so that he hold you now firmly and in one place so you don't shake too much. That's exactly what you wish for, what you dreamed for. You were ashamed that anytime you touch yourself, your mind imagined Javi and not Steve, but now you are only proud of that.

Javi didn't want to give you much preassure, yet, so he waited until he was 100% sure that you are ready for him to go further. When your walls get little wider and your head returned back at his place, he started pushing into you slightly his full lenght. It feels like it just never ends. It was so large and after a while, you felt already so full. He stretched you so much, that you though your vagina gonna explode. How is it even possible to have dick like this? It should be illegal…Javi should be illegal.

“Javi I can't-“ you said roughly, as your one palm landed on his huge biceps, and your nails just stabbed there. It wasn't painful for Javi, more than pleasureable. He ignored your acting out, because he knew you could handle it and this is just a natural reaction. In no time, Javi was all the way inside, with all of his length and you could feel his balls swinging and occasionally touching your ass. You already felt that you wouldn't be able to continue. All exhausted just from him entering into you and he hadn't even started yet. This is your end.

You were trying to catch your breath, choking on your own oxygen and your vision is little dizzy. After while, you felt a big hand, cupping your red burning cheek. You started feeling butterflies in your stomach, when the even warmer feeling at your face make you more calm. Finally, Javi gently kiss you on your lips, nice and soft, and at the exact moment, he started moving his hips around your lap, slowly pushing into you but not hard. You moaned as Javi stretching your cunt even more, crying out loud his name as your tears flowed down you face, landing at your bare brest.

“So innocent huh?” his provocative tone makes your legs started shaking and your lower stomach rumble. You love that feeling, that whenever Javi thrust into you, he growls, his temp started getting faster and his hips hitting your ass more intense with anger, trying to catch up his orgasm. Your whole body, including the table were shaking, your legs started being stiff and your nails kept digging deeper into his bicep.

His hand traveled behind your spine, up to your head and scratching and pulling your long messy hair, make it even messier. His other hand were still on your waist, squeezing it just how much he could and how much you let him. You thought you were going to scream at the top of your lungs, your eyes were going to fall out of their sockets and your bottom was going to pop like a balloon.

You saw flashes of white in front of your eyes, from how much you had your eyes squeezed shut. Javi's grinding against his teeth could be heard a mile away, as well as his wild growls and wet smacking, caused by his endless thrusting. You squeezed Javi's pumped bicep as hard as you could with one hand, and leaned back with the other, to keep from falling.

The way his both hands on your body were touching parts, that have never been touched by a man, not even by Steve. His hard, long and veiny cock thrusting into you, like this was his last mission he is going to do. The way he was so close to hit your g-spot, and it really didn't take too long till he found it, and started hitting it over and over again, every time he push into you with his full lenght, making your ass and whole body move and shake.

“So beatufil” he whimpered and look down, as he felt his climax right at the door. You could feel him twitching inside you, and started loosing his balanc and temp. You were actually really close to cumming too. The feeling and needness to go to the toilet were overhelming you so much, that in a few more thrust, you knew you won't take it anymore.

Your back arched with your head, you mouth wide opened as you cry out Javi's name, that everyone around must have heard it. You walls tightened and the feeling of realise was finally here, as your sweet juice fully covered Javi's dick, that was still working into you. He wasn't done yet with you.

The groany growls fade into deep smooth moans, that came out from Javi's wet mouth so easily. He couldn't take it anymore, si could you. The overstimulating were so strong, that you though you gonna come twice in a row with no time. “Fuck-“ his final word before he squeezed your weist and pulled your hairs with his strong hands, putting so pressure on his final thrust and come inside you.

All your feelings and emotions were now mixed together. You didn't know if you were happy or disappointed that you had now broken your known loyalty. But Javi immediately reminded you, which of the feelings was right as he placed a soothing and tender kiss on your damp, sweaty forehead. You were both breathing so hard it was as if there was no oxygen in the room. You felt like after a shower when you are in a closed room with no windows and your head starts spinning.

"Steve doesn't deserve you…doesn't deserve your body" he whispered as he began to stroke your stomach with his thumb, which immediately warmed your heart and gave you butterflies. You looked at him in awe, regretting why you didn't choose him after all. "C'mon, before someone sees us" he said and carefully pulled his penis out of you. You both sighed at the loss, try not to moan loud again.

It really doesn't matter if someone saw you or not, because you have visible windows from both sides, so there is no chance, that no one see you. You didn't really care, unless if it was Steve. That would be a pretty big problem.

You were still sitting on the table, paralyzed and cannot move a muscle. Javi helps you to hop down, but when he put away his hands, you immediately lose your balanc, as your legs were shaking so much, that you couldn't even feel them. You would have fallen, if Javi hadn't caught you right off the ground and started laughing at you. "Oh baby…have I ruined you that much?" he said with a smile as he held your waist with one hand, and tried to dress himself with the other.

All you didn't wear was your underwear, which Javi immediately put on you, when he was done with himself. "I can't let you go home alone like this...I'll drive you-" "But Steve-" "He'll understand. I'll explain it to him tomorrow" he winked at you affectionately, and nudged you forward a bit with the hand he was still holding on to your waist.

It was exciting. Javi was full of anger, darkness and mysterious. You didn't know what to expect from him, unless now. You always though you like sweet and lovely sex, but Javi made you change your mind.

Oh Javi, how you love him….

#pedro pascal #smut #pedro pascal x reader #javier peña #javier pena fic #javier pena imagine #javier pena narcos #javier pena x reader #javier pena fanfiction #javier pena x you #javier pena fluff #javier pena smut #javier pena one shot #javier pena x y/n #javier pena x female reader

[spumoniidraws]

The companions and Tav prepare and enjoy Hot Chocolate

I'm feeling a little inspired by the season to try to enjoy the little things. Including coco. And since the BG3 brainrot won't go away, lemme speculate for fun.

Astarion: Astarion would politely ask Tav to make the coco. Dark chocolate, something fruity. Double cream but not too much so it's still thick and rich. Very little sugar. Then he'd spike it with brandy when Tav wasn't looking and raise a toast to the two of them. He doesn't ask for himself tho. He asks because he thinks Tav would like it. Gale: Gale would absolutely pour his heart into preparing a French style hot coco topped with whipped cream, chocolate shavings and a toasted marshmallow a la Ned Flanders style. Then he would invite Tav to curl up on their sofa near the fire and chat about holidays, with or without anecdotes and trivia about various traditions around Toril Karlach: Coco powder mix and mini marshmallows. Plain, simple, beloved. Karlach would lean into the childhood memories, and reminiscing about beloved holiday traditions. Maybe while eating the "leftover" mini marshmallows by the handful. Wyll: Red Velvet Hot Chocolate. Swirled in a glass mug with whipped cream stripes and a candy cane stir stick. Showy for sure, but the flavor is delightful and playful. He and Tav would sit and discuss intrigue and make playful looks at one another with whipped cream mustaches.

Lae'zel: She doesn't really understand and ends up making Xocolatl (the chocolate drink from the Aztecs made with raw cacao, water and maybe chili pepper). She finds it invigorating, despite its bitter flavor. When Tav makes it for her, she scoffs at first, but the sweet beverage is certainly an experience for her. Shadowheart: Having never had it before, she finds it pretty frilly and indulgent. Tav makes a simple coco mix for her anyway and she is delighted by it and tops it with everything. Whipped cream, marshmallows, sprinkles, graham crackers. Its a messy, colorful, atrocity. She may or may not play with the whipped cream can to tease Tav.

These are just my speculations. And I'm sure everyone has different ideas of hot chocolate vs coco mix...whatever. Just for fun. How do you think they would enjoy their hot chocolate?

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate companions #karlach #astarion #gale #shadowheart #lae'zel #baldurs gate 3 headcanons #baldurs gate 3

[rampagingnoble]

❗cr campaign 1 spoilers

kiki's hair in the portrait.... so you're telling me that's how dilf vax would've looked like had he not ($+$($-$(+{€=€°=|°

LOOK AT THEIR HANDS THO OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I WANT THIS SO BADLY VAX'S STUPID MUSTACHE INCLUDED IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES

#critical role #vox machina #the legend of vox machina #vaxleth #vax'ildan #campaign 1 #tlovm spoilers

[superfallingstars]

marauders era faceclaims/fancasts but it's all musicians from the 60s-80s because i am insane. let's go

first up is kate bush as lily! this felt so obvious. even though she's not a ginger and her eyes are hazel (i think?) instead of green, there's something so sweet and warm about her that makes her a perfect lily to me. and omg the pics of her as a child are sooo ridiculously cute.

next up is andy partridge (my beloved) as james. he is in fact blond but i think the glasses are a wonderful coincidence. and he has a great face for james, very british-looking. honorable mention to steve albini who was my original pick but wasn't quite right (not very british-looking, does have black hair tho) – just wanted to mention that because i really only wanted to include him in this post to piss him off

young chris cornell is literally scary accurate for sirius like his face might as well be directly lifted from my BRAIN. i was really hoping to find a 70s musician for him (these pics are from the late 80s) just for consistency among the marauders, but this was too good not to use

next is alex chilton as remus. the pic on the left was when he was literally 17, while the middle one (and presumably the right one?) are when he's older. i might just be picking him because he reminds me of andrew garfield, who i don't even like as a fancast for remus, but he's infiltrated my subconscious nonetheless. also look at his little peace signs, isn't he so cute and silly and quirky? ok moving on

i'll be honest i struggled with peter but i think i'm pretty happy with greg lake here. the hair is a little dated (these pics are probably from the late 60s?) but i like his big round face. and come on i needed SOMEONE from a prog rock band in this post. it just feels right for it to be peter

alright i really struggled with snape so i'm including a few options and i really want to hear which one people like the best. personally i think the best fit is unfortunately young marilyn manson (first two pics). i was originally going to go with todd rundgren (next two) because of the long face, long hair, bad teeth... why are you booing me i'm right. i like that todd is a 70s guy because it feels more consistent with the other characters, but marilyn's got the goth factor... overall i think they're both DECENT, but i'm not sure if either one has quite the right nose. what do you guys think?

also shoutout to my many rejected snape picks, including steve peregrin took from t rex (not bad but not amazing, i debated including pics but this post is already long enough), rozz williams (too cool-looking), roger waters (meh), and frank zappa (PERFECT nose, but no good pictures without the giant mustache and the rest of his face isn't very snapey to me).

wow ok i can't believe i did this. this is so incredibly stupid but it also took me weeks to do, so i would love to hear what people think of my picks. you're welcome or i'm sorry or whatever

#god the more context you have with these people the funnier it gets #PLEASE look up what todd rundgren was wearing in the 70s i beg you. and don't look up any of the bands steve albini was in #also if dumbledore was relevant here he would be robert wyatt. but he's not. ok i'm done #hp #my posts #fancasts #my faceclaims #<- not sure which word to use considering most of these people are either in their 70s or um. dead. and also not actors #anyway time to use a barrage of tags because i want feedback goddamnit! #marauders #marauders fancast #marauders fandom #marauders era #hp fancast #hp fandom #hp marauders #the marauders #james potter #james potter fancast #lily evans #lily potter #lily evans fancast #lily potter fancast #sirius black #sirius black fancast #remus lupin #remus lupin fancast #peter pettigrew #peter pettigrew fancast #severus snape

[calkale]

Okay because i put my thoughts in the tags the first time heres some of my spn au thoughts

Also disclaimer i am changing the supernatural story so dont get mad at me for not including things or changing things you like this is my house and i write the au <3

Characters: Dean -> Mav, Cas -> Ice, Sam -> Slider, John Winchester-> Duke Mitchell, Mary Winchester -> Slider’s mom (her name is also Mary in my Slider lore so), Bobby -> Viper, Ash -> Goose, Ellen -> Carole, Jo -> Bradley (he’s like a teen in this but don’t worry theres no Jo and Dean content 🤮 thats his godson) 

-slider and mav aren’t actually related, they were both 6 (mav older by a few months) when their parents got married, duke was a widower and mary was never married 

-Getting this out of the way although i love the chevy impala i am a truck freak so mav drives his dads black 1990 toyota sr5 with an extended cab 

Backstory: -viper and duke were both navy pilots now “hunting buddies”, they took mav and slider out hunting occasionally but whenever they went on long “hunting trips” they left slider and mav at home, that’s because these hunting trips were monster hunting trips

-the same thing that happens to sam and deans mom happens to mav and sliders mom but when they’re both around the age of 10, since they’re older and not stupid they have a lot of questions that duke can’t just bullshit answers to so he tells them about monsters and what he thinks took their mom (because he doesn’t actually know at this point)

-since they no longer have a house they stay at vipers or go on the road with duke 

-once they both start high school slider wants to stop hunting and stay with viper to focus on school, his relationship with duke gets weird after that because duke wants him to keep hunting to find what killed his mom but slider wants to do well in school to make his mom proud, they come to an agreement where slider stays with viper but once a month he has to come hunting

-slider leaves for university (idk what hes studying), mav graduates but stays with duke, he starts hunting on his own 

Now time: -This au starts in 2005 like the show

-duke picks up a lead on the thing that killed mary but is super vague about it when telling viper and doesn’t tell mav anything, he says he’ll be gone for a week but a week and a half later theres no word from him, viper refuses to go after him because “he’s gonna get himself killed” and “ive been telling him to let it go for years” but mav still has to go look for him

-mav finds slider and this basically carries out exactly how it does in the show, he agrees to help for one day, when he gets back his gf is dead, agrees to ditch school 😎 to come help look for duke

story wise thats all i've got so far, i want ice to come into the story a lot sooner than cas does in the show and i dont remember when ash, ellen and jo come in but i want them to come in sooner too. hopefully ill actually work on this more but i hope you guys enjoy

Character descriptions:

Mav: -has the classic dean necklace given to him by slider

-dresses basically the same as 86 movie mav but with flannel 😎

-does wear his cowboy boots but he’s normally wearing work boots

-eyebrow scar eyebrow scar eyebrow scar!!!

Slider: -wears his mother’s wedding ring on a necklace, duke gave it to him after she died

-dresses like early season sam, carhartt jacket, hoodies, tshirts and baggy jeans

-silver eyebrow piercing 😎

Ice: -exactly the same as cas but with a dark grey trench coat

-his eyes always glow a little, not enough that its noticeable unless its in the dark

-has a grey hoodie and black jeans for when he needs to look a little less “formal” 

Goose: -has a mullet its a key part of ash’s character so 

-just think mater from cars personified mixed with goose idk

Carole: -dresses exactly like ellen 

-her classic curly meg ryan hair stays tho

bradley: -just a mini goose

Duke and Viper: -they look pretty much the same, just some dad with a mustache and flannel

-only difference is duke always wears his wedding ring

#cals spn au #top gun

[candysharkart]

may i ask for more trans bob hcs? :^)

hmm hmm lets see....

very early transition! basically as soon as his brain had a definition for "girl" and "boy" he insisted on being a boy (probably around preschool)

before that tho he was being raised fairly.... gender neutral? lily wouldnt dress her baby hyperfemme. that is a gnc baby.

(finds it a little hard to relate to luis's transition sometimes since he cant really remember being a "girl". but he has similar difficulties with tina and gene so... hes trying lol)

lily was VERY supportive!! big bob is not.....unsupportive.... he mostly just doesnt care or get it. after lily passes, bob is worried that his dad'll start being shitty about it, but big bob reasons that he'd be better at raising a son on his own. bob isnt sure this is a win.

he does use being "Big Bob's Only Son" to his advantage when he can tho. "cmon dad! if i start hrt i could grow a mustache! dont you want your ONLY son to be able to grow one just like you :(?"

lives basically stealth most of his life. everyone knows him as a cis boy, including his friends, for his whole school career. also unfortunately also doesn't really have any friends in the community for a while (this is likely an endless source of stress for him! fun!)

he doesnt have a deadname. hes always been Bob. not Robert. not even Roberta. just Bob. a beautiful name for a baby girl

#bob's burgers #i probably have more but this is all i got rn

[sang8262]

JP rambles: default outfit and character design edition

cause i asked about his character design and now I'M thinking about it, also im procrastinating so i have thoughts here goes

mostly about his default outfit, with a tiny bit about outfit 2 at the end. I already know this is going to be a needlessly long post lmao

TL;DR - JP is inspired by playing cards, bartitsu, and vampires/bats. he's a poker faced gentleman through n through

~~also minor spoiler warning for World Tour things, such as having JP as a Master and getting to max level skills/ bond with him~~

This is a safe space and I will be HONEST: I didn't like his default look a lot at first, but I've since warmed up to it!! I still use his outfit 2 (color 10) online tho. I speed ran World Tour for that, I have suffered, and I WILL enjoy it.

Anyway, it was once I realized he has thematic ties to playing cards that really made his default design make sense to me. First, some proof that he takes inspiration from playing cards to begin with.

Once you get Master Skill level in World Tour mode, everyone gets a little cutscene movie featuring their skills, archetypes/ titles, and ends with a quote commemorating your achievements as their student.

JP's starts off like this, with a bunch of playing cards with his name on them falling down the screen:

(also, btw, where we get more of that bat imagery, but i'll get back to that later)

This is what made it click for me and made it really obvious why his name is stylized the way it is, using the font it uses. His name reads the same way right side up as it is upside down, and looks very much like how the values are printed on these cards.

Then, the video includes several 'titles' for each character. Some of these get used in other promotional material too, but JP's are as follows:

King of No Country

High-Rolling Pretender

Gentlemanly Tyrant

In which, again, the poker/ gambling references show up with the phrase "high-rolling", or "king" of no country.

And final proof, is that each Master in World Tour can be given gifts that they will react to in unique ways, and also receive extra bond points for. Sometimes they're things the character likes, or really hates: it's just what gets an interesting reaction out of them.

JP (unfortunately) only has one such gift item he has special dialogue for: antique playing cards.

Although his reaction to them are... less than positive (he literally calls them 'trash'), he also points out how old cards can't be used to play actual games, as it is against the rules.

Within the game's universe, it shows that he cares, or at least knows enough about cards to even have these notable responses to them. Considering it outside the game, the devs specifically decided to make his special World Tour gift a set of Antique Playing Cards, instead of any other item. They wanted to make this connection between him and cards for a reason.

So to me, I think this is a lot of evidence that shows a clear and intentional relationship between JP's character design and playing cards.

In retrospect, I honestly think he does look like the face cards quite a bit lmao. The white hair and beard + mustache, the cravat, the colors too (really strong orange/ red, paired with gold and that bit of marble on his cane), and the cane paralleling a scepter/ sword.

Speaking of, more about the cane: the devs had an interview answering fan questions, and at one point they explain the inspiration for JP. I'll link the video here with the timestamp for this question:

https://youtu.be/ORw3_BK7o70?t=146

But basically they say they wanted to have a character use a cane, and cites bartitsu/ Sherlock Holmes as well. So, even if they worked backwards from 'cane', all the way to 'gentlemanly tyrant who likes chess puzzles and launders money through fighting game tournaments', I think they made it work well with the playing cards aesthetic too!

Finally, I'll go back to the bat imagery that I think is pretty interesting.

Parts of his design subtly incorporate bats, such as his brooch on the default costume:

And more directly in his alt costume 2, seen on his buttons and coat pattern:

And I have to imagine the brooch on his default outfit is somewhat invoking of a bat (with wings and large ears) because of his WT skill Mastery video having a giant BAT in the middle of the screen. I also thought it might be in reference to the Shadaloo organization symbol, which is a skull with wings.

Then even further from the comics, Kalima-- his assistant while organizing the fighting tournament in Nayshall-- warns Luke that JP is like a "vampire who will suck this country dry". The vampire analogy just works so beautifully with how he works as a criminal, not to mention the other aesthetic associations with it.

All in all, I really REALLY love JP's personality and whole modus operandi as a character and villain so greatly in his design. I definitely also feel that his outfit 2 isn't nearly as symbolism laden as his default one, but I am a sucker for formal wear and suits, so I am just, in love. Plus the subtler nods to his bat/vampire-ness is there, if only very minimally.

Edit: noticing this as I literally posted this AH. But also on the playing cards from his WT skill video, it has two different faces, it has both the Jack (or possibly King...) and the Joker:

It continues to add to his duality/ hidden true nature/ deceiver type character so much, it's perfect. And of course, with his name, or pseudonyms starting with "J". So either Jack or Joker works perfectly. I mean literally, he isn't the king of any country... but he'll still bring it to ruin all the same.

Edit #2: omg i keep remembering things i meant to add thank you adhd very cool

BUT, in the original Japanese version of the Mastery skill video, his titles are SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. As is the Korean translation, which is a more direct translation of the Japanese one than the English is.

'So "King of No Country" was originally also: "No-Life King of a Ruined Country"

And turns out, doing some good ol' googling, that 'no-life king' has some established meanings to it:

Basically, it's related to other media including vampires, undead, monsters, so I'm guessing 'no-life' is closer in meaning to 'immortal', having no natural lifespan rather.

So yeah, even more references to vampirism for ya

but aNYWAY,, Thanks for reading my silly observations!!

I think I got pretty much everything but if there's anything I didn't mention or something to add please please do, I love reading replies and the tags (this site's so much better for this kinda stuff lmao)

#jp rambles #sf6 jp #jp refs #i wont apologize for analyzing my favorite characters so much and i wont apologize that it's a long rant i totally wont #but sorry it's so long #and i have to keep adding edits cause i forget so easily aaaaa

[aromanticannibal]

mha characters physical headcanons (does that even make sense idk im french). this is in absolutely no order im just popping these up as I go

shouto is blind on his burnt side, the good ol headcanon. his eyes is a very dull blue

shinsou has a scar across his face from forster parents putting muzzles on him

bakugou is hard of hearing

aizawa has a single tattoo and it's a cat sleeping on a cloud

mic has a shit ton of tattoos including but not limited to : a matching tattoo of a cat meowing on a cloud, a lot of clouds, aizawa's goggles and capture weapon, music notes and partitions of his favorite songs, his own hero name, etc

midnight is tall as shit, shes taller than aizawa. mic is only 1cm taller than her but she wears heels all the time so she's still taller. she loves to tease people about it

I know it's just a funky thing horikoshi does to his characters sometimes but shinsou is actually one of the only people in the show to have white pupils. people's eyes mimic his pupils when shinsou brainwashes them.

aizawas hair is really thick and curly, but he takes terrible care of it.

on the topic of aizawas hair, sometimes it floats a bit when he's flustered, surprised, angry, excited etc

shinsou's hair just does that. it stands on its own and it's terrible and shinsou used to hate it but he comforts himself thinking it kinda looks like aizawas.

midoriya and mina are blasian i am right

mina has vitiligo

kaminari has a bunch of lighting shaped scars. also he's south asian and brown skinned because I said so

this is literally just how I edit hori's sketches now lmao (cough cough @lunejump)

iidas legs are fucking covered in scars and he refuses to say how he for them

ochako's cheeks are naturally really pink.

ochako's has chubby muscle dad bod vibe kinda. she'll beat the shit out of you anyway. she's also super small and wears discreet platform shoes sometimes

tsuyu's skin is just straight up green. I really just want her to be more frog like lmao. she got frog eyes too. toad skin in places with the little bumps and shit. also she's autistic I KNOW I SAID PHYSICAL HEADCANONS BUT SHH

dabi desperately needs glasses. he also has terrible dry eye because of the whole no tear duct situation, so in general he just doesn't see shit. he pays a lot fo attention to noise because of that.

dabi's hair is very fluffy and thick naturally, but dying it (+yknow the burning) made it really damaged (its why it's spikier than when he was young)

toga has a bunch of vampire features, notably : glowing eyes, pointy ears, the good ol' fangs, naturally sharp nails, pale ass skin from being sensible to sunlight, etc. she really likes garlic tho dont get her wrong

toga also got tattoos at some point, not a lot tho cuz she started only a bit after joining the league. she has : a lot of hearts, a bat, couple of knifes, "stainy <3" (she did this one by herself so it's a bit wobbly). she wants to get tattoos that ressemble her friends from the league, especially for twice, magne, dabi and shiggy.

mic has piercings. obviously. he has nipple piercings (listen im just a man), a nose ring (he doesn't wear it when doing hero work), a bunch of ear piercings, and an eyebrow one.

when they were in high school, mic got aizawa to get snake bites. aizawa stopped wearing them somewhere in his 20s so they closed back, and mic is constantly trying to get him to get them redone.

midnight prolly has matching nipple piercings with mic honestly they'd do that

shigaraki's hair is surprisingly soft because kurogiri makes him take care of it. when kurogiri gets arrested, his hair starts to get more tangled because no one brushes it anymore.

fuyumi, rei and dabi have the same hair type (wavy, thick fluffy hair)

shinsou stays pretty skinny no matter how much he muscles up. he has a fast metabolism and struggles to take on weight

aizawa is so fucking hairy its terrible

mic's mustache is like that because it's the only thing he manages to grow

mic's hair is like the opposite of aizawa's. it's straight and stringy, and its pretty damaged despite mic's efforts to take care of it because of all the hair gel

bakugou has heavy acne on his face and back, which is why he takes very good care of his skin. he doesn't really care if people think it's ugly, he just doesnt want it to hurt like a bitch

hagakure is really pale because the sun technically never really touches her skin. her eyes and hair are a weird pale color for a similar reason. not like anyone sees it much though.

MOMO IS TRANS MOMO IS TRANS I AM RIGHT. she was able to transition early on thanks to her parents acceptance and money.

momo is a bit chubby and taller than most of the boys in the class. she's never shy about eating a lot, especially since its what makes her quirk work, and she tends to get really hungry after using it a lot.

jirou often gets overwhelmed because of how much she can hear. think of dolores from encanto she can hear a lot.

her earjacks are really sensible too, but she doesn't really have anything to protect them.

jirou's irises are a very bright red.

hatsume is blasian, she has pink dreads

her arms are pretty muscly from working a lot on heavy stuff. she also has a lot of different scars on her hands and some on her face from her lack of care for safety

concerning shouto, the carpet does match the drapes. he isn't that hairy tho.

shouto has a couple of burn and frostbite scars on his arms from training too much. the burn ones are older, since he didn't use his flames for a long time.

shinsou is the type of pale thats so pale you can kinda see veins under the skin. he calls himself a corpse pretty often. it's also why his eyebags are so visible.

mirko is probably albino tbh (this is 100% inspired by that one edit)

while bakugou's palms are always super hot and sweaty, midoriya's are very cold for no reason.

midoriya bites his nails and the skin around them, often 'til it bleeds, so his fingers are. in a state (im just calling myself out at this point lmao)

mic has heterochromia and is hard of hearing

all might's eyes weren't blue before he got ofa. I like to think ofa modifies the user's appearance a bit, notably with the eyes. all might's eyes changed so luch because he went from no quirk to mastering ofa.

midoriya's eyes are very green naturally but when he uses ofa a lot, there's a blue tint as well (think the overhaul fight)

kirishima's hair must be so fucking damaged man. his hair is naturally black but he dyes it a very bright color, so he probably needs to bleach it a lot. it's probably permanent dye too since he wants to keep it like that, and he probably dyes his roots often too. plus the hair gel. he probably went through the elastic hair pain

bakugou's eyes are an orangey red, while kirishima's are blood red.

similar to all might and midoriya, aoyama's eyes became that bright sparkly blue when he got gifted his quirk. they're probably kinda glittery looking. his eyes were probably brown originally

kendo has stretch marks and some scars on her hands from them changing size so often. it doesn't really hurt tho.

shinsou probably had braces at some point

kaminari has a tooth gap

sero is part latino. he has brown eyes also.

sero's skin gets sticky sometimes. he hates it because people think he's dirty. It's really just a side effect of his quirk.

because I'm trypophobic I refuse to think sero has holes in his elbows. his tape is probably a sort of extension of his skin, and the weird shape in his elbows are here to help produce the thing.

denki has an eyebrow piercing

shinsou's eyes glow slightly when he's using his quirk, but it's not that noticeable.

aizawa's eyes glow yellow (like in the manga because I love yellow). otherwise his irises are completely black. it's unnerving

aizawa actually isnt that silent when he speaks, unless he's trying to. he has a big voice.

mic is actually very silent when he wants to because he's used to controlling the volume of his voice. also, he's very good at doing weird shit with his voice.

similarly, shinsou is very good at mimicking voices and sounds. he struggles a bit with high voices because his voice is naturally deep, but he's good at imitating birds and cats. he can purr also because I said so.

im losing inspiration unfortunately. feel free to share ur headcanons in the tags or in reblogs (even if they go against mine it's fine lmao). have a good day

#mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero acedamia #mha headcanons #bnha headcannons #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #shinso hitoshi #present mic #ochaco uraraka