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vee-is-a-clown · 1 year

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I hope you all know, Keith's stupid cropped jacket is weighted.

#I hate his ketchup and mustard jacket so much but it is iconic #voltron #keith voltron #vld keith #keith kogane #voltron headcanons #autistic keith

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marclef · 6 days

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text-less version of my 300 followers drawing, Fakey boy as the best babysitter~ 🤗❤❤

#it's pretty easy to be a good babysitter when you're tall enough for all 3 kiddos to climb!#my art #pizza tower #pizza tower oc #pizza tower fake peppino #eyhm stuff #my headcanon is Poppy (pink) is the brave one. she befriended Fake right after meeting him #but Mustard (yellow) was more skittish. but Fake's a gentle boy. he takes good care of both of them and both babies love him now ❤

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liibility · 1 year

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some silly könig headcanons

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cannot cook. AT ALL. grilled cheese always ends up with one side burnt and the other barely cooked

chronically chapped lips, always forgets to put on chapstick

likes keeping his hands busy so he learned to woodcarve. thinks it‘d be cool to learn to crochet/knit but knives and spare bits of wood are more readily available

didn‘t know you were supposed to spit out the shells on sunflower seeds

when he was young he‘d scribble himself out of class photos. he thought it looked better that way

favourite ice cream flavour is vanilla. doesn‘t understand why anyone would make licorice an ice cream flavour (too polite to say this out loud)

has impeccable table manners

stares a lot but it‘s hard to tell where he‘s looking because of his mask

when he falls in love with someone he falls HARD. treats you like royalty

MUSTARD FIEND!!!!! not a big fan of ketchup

likes supporting your whole body/having all your weight on him. idk he just enjoys it a lot

#könig #könig headcanons #cod headcanons #könig x reader #projects my mustard love onto him*#my brain is completely fried all i know is könig

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block-moss · 7 months

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belphegor redesign/ hc ☝️ idk how to feel abt the pants 🫡

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dragonridernoobie · 3 months

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HOW UF SANS ACTS WHEN HE MEETS SOMONE HE LIKES/LOVE

My request are still open!

Enjoy!

💫Friend Faze💫

ok, first things first, we all know how underfell is.

So I can imagine being friends with him will be really FUCKING hard to do.

Once you are able to gain a bit of his trust, not that he will still be an ass to you.

Like, pranking you with harmful ones, calling you mean ass names, etc.

If you are able to get pass his first wall, then you can see he is actually a sweetheart

In his own twisted way.

Once you guys start you're friendship started to bloom, he would hang with you full time.

You are the first person he actually enjoys to be around.

So expect him to stalk you. Not in a yender type of way, but more of wanting you to be safe.

Expect him to run off to you're place to get away from work, his brother, or when he is stressed.

He is still a asshole but he does it in a flirty and nice way......if that makes sense.

He is definitely a flirt once you guys start to get your friendship going.

He will flirt and make comments on how you are wearing.

His brother is a asshole and a pain to you but papyrus is willing to know you, since he saw how his brother seems happier.

Hell, he will even lend you his coat on rare occasions.

Like I said before, he shows his own way of saying or acting as you're friend. One of them is being at you're side when in a fight.

Can let his favorite drinking body get hurt now.

Expect mustard to go missing

💘Crush Faze💘

He realized he had a crush on you when you defended him against someone who was being a asshole to him.

Watching you mouthing off the dude and actually fist fighting the dude (and wining).

(Ofcorse this turned him on)

Seeing you all beaten up and defending him made him a blushing mess.

Expect him to make pickup lines and flirt with you.

And alot of dirty, and I mean dirty jokes.

He would hint that he had a crush on you but he will never tell you out right.

Fuck that, he ain't showing he's weak.

His brother saw his change in behavior and pressured him to tell him what happened.

Once papyrus finds out, obviously, papyrus is grossed out that his brother fell for a human.

Tho, he won't say it to you but he will slowly come to terms with it.

He would actually encourage his brother to confess to you.

He didn't and won't.

He would telaport away when you flirt back

He was a blushing and stuttering mess.

Frisk would make fun of him.

While in this crush faze he will be at you're mercy. He loves you, and he will give you everything.

I can imagine him being really fucking aggressive when he sees somone trying to hit on you.

Even tho they are ok doing so since you aren't in a relationship. (Yet)

Expect him to randomly give you you're jacket. Even inside.

He wants his scent on you

Makes his instics calm down, knowing that his scent is on you.

💕Dating Faze💕

He got drunk and confessed his feelings to you.

You brought it up the next day, and he had no choice but to emit it.

At first, he would be proud of having you.

To the point he will show off his pretty and tough DateMate.

HE LOVES when you draw patterns on him.

He thinks it's so sweet and it helps him calm down.

total simp.

Like, if you wanted him to do something, all you needed to do was flirt and kiss him all over his skull.

He was at your mercy.

He would always be around you, to make sure you where safe.

He is absolutely horrifying if he sees a person flirting with you.

He threats them and scares him off.

This is where I am 50/50.

I don't know if he was into collars or not.

So I don't know if he would make you wear one or not.

His brother would be proud of his brother to finally have somone...and that somone who wasn't 24/7 lazy.

Papyrus would finally except you fully.

Expect alot of cooking lessons.

Even tho this man is a simp, he isn't a pushover.

He is a giant cuddle bear.

Like, snuggling him you would disappear.

He is that big and his jacket dosent help.

Tho who are you to complain about, you love this giant fat teddy bear.

Expect alot cuddles.

Like I said, cuddling with him is great, but he trust you fully now so he will drag you away to cuddle.

Surprisingly this man is romantic.

Not like fancy dinners or stuff.

More like he is willing to dress you up, go to a restaurant, or try to make a nice dinner.

Hint at the word try.

He is just buying grilbbys.

He ain't no cook.

🚫NSFW Faze🚫

OK, first things first.

This man has a WHOLE list of kinks.

Bitting, breeding, toys, ropes, licking, body worship, praising, edging, marking, oral, face sitting, 69, magic use???, public sex, etc.

Pretty much this man is FUCKING horny.

He will fuck you anywhere and anytime.

He also has HEAVY instincts.

Meaning he will make nest for fuckie time.

Tho, if he's in heat, wowie, be prepared.

You ain't leaving that nest for a few days to weeks.

He dose knots, almost all monsters do.

Tho, it hurts to have his knot since his dick size is big. Maybe not by length but by gurth.

He is a lovable bug while you guys are linked.

Once you are done being linked, it's time for round 2, 3, 4-

Pretty much intel both of you are knocked out.

You have been yelled at by his brother for making noise.

He needs work on after care but he tries.

He brings you some food and water before another round.

Expect to wear and show you're marks proudly

He wants everyone to know you are taken and his.

#underfell papyrus #underfell sans #underfell #Frisk Underfell #Mustard #headcanon #big red sans

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saccharine-sapphira · 25 days

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babe wake up a new girlfriend for Mustard Cookie dropped

one of my favourite archetype is punks and rebels... I'm so glad we are getting her

#cookie run headcanons #cookie run #mustard cookie #proshippers please interact #proship #she is for the streets #haha get it #street urchin cookie

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the-drayster · 4 months

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// A little story about Drayton picking Amarys up from Nacrene. Under the read more because this one is fairly long at 960 words.

The song mentioned is Homie by Mustard Service.

Tagging you here, @elite-amarys!

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Drayton looked up from his phone, peeling his blanket off as he stood. "Hey, I'm going to go pick Amarys up."

Iris peered at him from her spot on the back of the couch. "Is everything alright?"

"Yeah, her mom's just upset and she needs to get away. I'll be back soon-ish," Drayton said. He pulled up his map and set out for the door. He paused, turning back. "Let Ma and Grandpa know I'm taking the car!"

Going all the way from Opelucid to Nacrene wasn't Drayton's plan when he originally went home for the holiday, especially not on the morning of Delibird Day. But, he had offered to let his friend stay if she needed too, and may Reshiram strike him down if he wouldn't honor that.

Climbing into the driver's seat, Drayton hummed to himself. It would be a long drive.

Amarys stood at the street corner. Her bag was packed beside her. She had everything she needed. She was upset, but logically the distance would allow both her and her mother time to calm down.

Logically.

It wasn't long (She had timed her arrival to the street corner perfactly) before an old truck pulled up, and Drayton climbed out. He was wearing a Deli-Day sweater (A Litwick with an LED light instead of a candle flame), and a long, pleated skirt in off-white. Amarys was not surprised. He smiled at her.

"Finally here. How're you doing?" Drayton asked. He reached down to grab her bag for her, loading it into the truck. Amarys muttered a thank-you.

"I am alright. Father agreed to speak to Mother," she reported. She approached the vehicle and held out a handful of money. "While you were arriving, I calculated the cost of the drive from Opelucid to Nacrene. I did not account for pit-stops and the like made of your own volition."

Drayton stared for a moment before shaking his head and smiling again. "No need, Bud." Amarys watched his face for the subtle hints of a joke. There were none. Only amusement. She put the money away.

The two of them climbed into the truck, and Drayton fiddled with his phone before starting the older vehicle's engine. "You ready to go?" He adjusted his mirrors, and then turned to look at her. He was grinning widely.

Amarys ran over her mental checklist. Everything was accounted for.

"..Yes. I am ready."

Drayton nodded, and the two were off.

Once they were situated, Drayton relaxed, draping an arm across the back of the seat separating the two of them. Amarys was staring at her lap.

"I apologize. You should not have had to come so far to retrieve me," she stated.

Drayton waved his hand, as if to gesture her words away (She had never understood pointless movements such as those, but apparently it made communication easier for some). "It's nothing. I did this of.. What was it.. My own volition?"

"My reasoning is still valid. Delibird Day is a holiday traditionally spent with one's family. I have stopped you from doing so."

Drayton snorted, reaching over to punch her shoulder lightly. "You're my family too."

Amarys paused. He did not mean this literally, of course. They weren't related. Therefore, the implication was that he saw her as an adopted relation.

"…Thank you."

Drayton snorted again, little laughs breaking through. But the laughs weren't mocking her. Amarys turned to watch him.

He shook his head, smiling. "What do you say to some music?"

Amarys considered this. She wouldn't mind music, she decided. She said as much.

Drayton nodded, tapping his phone to wake the Rotom inside. "Play my one playlist. Start with Homie." He turned to Amarys as the music started. "This is one of my favorite songs. I feel like it's fitting to this whole situation."

Drayton hummed the lyrics, drumming the beat of the instruments on the steering wheel with his fingers. He seemed to be enjoying himself. His hum broke into quiet singing with the line "Just sit back and smoke your cigarette."

"I don't smoke," she stated. Perhaps this song wasn't as fitting as he thought.

Drayton laughed a little. "Nah, but the rest of the lyrics work well. You do look like you could use some sleep." He paused his drumming to turn on his blinkers in an attempt to change lanes. "..Let me merge, jerkwads…"

She probably did need to sleep. She'd been so stressed. She hadn't realized how exhausted she was.

"I do appear to be more tired than I previously assumed," Amarys admitted.

Drayton smiled. "I don't mind if you doze off. I'll keep the music low."

Amarys nodded. She had no intentions of sleeping yet, but the thought was appreciated.

It didn't take long before she was out like a light.

Drayton hummed quietly to himself as he pulled into the driveway of his grandfather's house. Amarys was still asleep, and he didn't particularly want to wake her. He had a feeling that this was first chance she'd had to really be comfortable.

It made him happy that she was comfortable sleeping near him. He let himself feel a little prideful over it before debating what to do next.

He could leave the car running, and let her rest, but if he just left then she might wake up and panic over where she was. That wasn't an option.

He could wake her, but he'd feel horrible doing it. She looked so peaceful. That wasn't an option.

The third, and seemingly only valid option, was to stay with her in the car. Drayton sighed, put the truck into park, sent a quick text to Iris to let everyone know that they had made it, and leaned against the door to take a nap.

#Short Story #Mustard Service is great #Homie and Get Fucked are my favorite songs by them #And also happen to be what I headcanon Drayton's voice as afsdg #Very fitting songs for him #Get Fucked is a superb song #The title is way worse than the actual lyrics #Which is always funny to explain to people #“What are you listening to?”#“Get fucked”

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thatmexisaurusrex · 1 year

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Just Sam and Bucky, somehow getting wrangled into chaperoning AJ's middle school's Halloween dance. They decide to wear a very embarrassing couple's costume and dance together every slow dance.

#sambucky #the daily sambucky fluff diary #sam wilson #bucky barnes #sambucky headcanons #domestic fluff #aj wilson #they're dressed as ketchup and mustard #or two hydrogens and one oxygen #or two halves of a horse #and are very dramatic every time they slow dance #my headcanons

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freakwiththeknifecollection · 7 months

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I think the H. H. Holmes case sparked an interest in serial killers for Jo and now her and Sam listen to true crime podcasts together and discuss theories

#dean rolls his eyes at them and is mockingly like ''I think it was colonel mustard in the parlor with the candle stick'' and they both tell #him to shut up #love Jo and Sam's beloved future brother and sister in-law behaviors <3 #jo headcanons #jo harvelle #em rambles

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ryemackerel · 2 years

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the chocolate jam mustard (charlie jeremy michael) scrapbook page! featuring a ton of dumb photos of dumb friends :]

charlie is completely done with everything because these two keep showering him with hugs that he never asked for 😭😭

michael LOVES annoying the crap out of charlie just for the sake of shits and giggles

and jeremy is just. genuinely happy and hopped in to fulfill his photogenic needs :)

uncroppped versions!

hope u enjoy!! take care mackerels :]

#digital art #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's fanart #michael afton fanart #michael afton #charlie emily fanart #charlie emily #jeremy fitzjerald fanart #jeremy fitzgerald #charlotte emily fanart #charlotte emily #chocolate jam and mustard gang #ryemackerel art thing #rye fnaf headcanons

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bouquetshark · 7 months

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regressor! wasabi and caregiver! dr bones headcanons if you wish to accept?

Regressor!Wasabi Cookie Headcanons

As a general baseline, Wasabi Cookie is still as unhinged as ever, which can be a very...concerning thing for Dr Bones to deal with despite her brilliance as a scientist———firey breakthroughs, and unorthodox methods. From her outlandish experiments to her reckless abandon; she can be quite the handful! This, however, does not mean she isn't loved. Quite the opposite, actually.

CW: some body horror & limb detachment mentions at the bottom! Nothing explicit, but be warned.

• Regresses from 19-17, very fluid in sliding. Wasabi isn't very secretive about her regression, in fact she's quite shameless; but Cookie's have yet to ask her about it - Mustard included. So it's a secret but not really.

• Wasabi Cookie makes her own food, usually..mainly because her diet is extremely questionable (and potentially dangerous). Which always puts Dr Bone's into a kahoot. She's been permanently banned from using the oven.

• When Wasabi drives, she's very prone to speeding —even out of regression because she has no care for traffic laws, so Dr Bone's drives or lends her a bike.

• Has been feeding a small colony of cat's, and managed to get them all microchipped and constructed them an outdoor cat house that connect's to her house. So now there's just 5 or 6 cat's encouraging her shenanigans and rubbing against Dr Bone's leg's.

• Knows how to play the electric guitar, does so frequently. She can also play the flute, but most don't believe her on that one—despite the giant flute case in her laboratory. A lot of Cookie's assume it's a bomb. Which is understandable considering Wasabi's history with explosives. She does actually really enjoy playing though, and is really good at it. She finds it relaxing.

• Wasabi's love language is psychical touch and quality time; just co-existing with Dr Bone's or doing parallel play with him is enough for her. Though that doesn't mean she isn't a fan of cuddles! Quite on the contrary, actually, she's pretty clingy when she isn't doing experiments.

• Very gentle with Dr Bone's, and actually has a fear of one of his limbs just.. popping off in her hand. Or him disassembling because he doesn't have dough. This has yet to happen, thankfully.

Caregiver!Dr Bone's Cookie Headcanons

As a general baseline, Dr Bone's Cookie is a very caring, excitable, and passionate caregiver. Though, he can sometimes get over the top, or even helicopter esc...Wasabi helps him regulate, just not with his anxiety. Dr Bone's love's her very much; but she can be very unhinged when she wants to be. No matter what, though, Wasabi is very healthy!

• Dr Bone's Cookie frequently work's overtime or double-shifts to ensure his patients safety and well-being (he really doesn't need to do that most of the time), so by the time he gets home he's absolutely exhausted. He can't count the amount of times he's fallen asleep at his desk and woken up in bed.

• Likes to listen to Wasabi play the guitar —he finds it impressive and soothing. Same with the flute! He's never been one to play any instruments; but is overall curious on the topic.

• Is very afraid of explosives, which doesn't really par well with Wasabi's culminating interest in them. Has jumped into her arm's more than once out of terror.

• Wasabi bought Dr Bone's Spotify Premium for his birthday, he absolutely loves it. On that note, Wasabi introduced Dr Bone's to the punk and rock scene—he absolutely adores the band's Eyes Set To Kill and Eths. His favorite songs from them are Liar in the Glass and Crucifère.

• Despite his spooky appearance, Dr Bone's doesn't dress up for Halloween. The same cannot be said for Wasabi, however, as she has won at least 40+ costume contests in her lifetime.

• Dr Bone's is extremely afraid of spider's, Wasabi is the saving grace that set's then outside or keeps them as pets.

• Enjoys playing chess with Wasabi, he hasn't won once against her and he still doesn't know how (she's been eating the pieces when he isn't looking). /ref /nsrs

#cookie run #cookie run headcanons #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run agere #sfw agere #agere post #agere positivity #teen regressor #teen regression #sfw caregiver #agere caregiver #cw slight body horror #like. skeleton's..so limbs popping off...yk #cw spider mention #dr bones cookie #wasabi cookie #other characters mentioned #mustard cookie

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starrybibi · 1 year

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Hi hello!! I dont know if you take requests for anonymous people but,

if you don’t mind, could you do regressor hcs for mustard cookie? she’s a huge comfort character to me :’)

Hello and sorry for the late reply 😅

Anons can ask :3 Absolutely ^_^

💛 Mustard regresses from 3 to 6 Years old

💛 Loves to finger paint, draw and color

💛 Has a stuffed bunny

💛 She loves to show off her creations to anyone whether it’s her Grandma or CG

💛 Gets happy when her works are on display

💛 Her CG has a roll of paper for her to draw and paint on the wall of her playroom

#age regression #sfw agere #agere #fandom agere #cookie run agere #agere headcanons #regressor mustard cookie

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fecto-forgo · 1 year

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today in images i dont feel like drawing but wanted to note down:renfield saying "love is in the air? wrong.mustard gas." with an aromantic flag background

#sorry self indulgent headcanon moment #also seward sounds like the type of person to accidentally kill both of them showing off how he learned to make mustard gas ok bye #analiceoriginal.txt

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kokotuna · 1 year

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neil and his teddy elephant headcanon

neil has a little teddy elephant to comfort him that only charlie knows about. however, one day, the other dead poets found it and, out of panic, neil shoot that it wasn't his. however, charlie, being the incredible best friend he is, explained that it was his to prevent neil from being uncomfortable

some time later, all the dead poets collectively decided to adopt him and named him "captain whiteman" despite neil grumbling that it should be called mustard-seed

#mustard-seed is better than captain whiteman anyway #neil the theater kid always loves a good shakespeare reference #dead poets society #dead poets society headcanons #dead poets society hcs #neil perry #charlie dalton #todd anderson #gerard pitts #steven meeks #knox overstreet #richard cameron #john keating #anderperry

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mogai-headcanons · 9 months

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