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Raph: You're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.
Mona Lisa: I’m sorry, what were you saying?
Raph: Perfect.
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biteinsane · 2 months
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Hello have some RaphxMona Lisa for Vday for you
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my-river-styx · 1 year
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Sons of the Forest is the best dating game
Gotta say that Virginia and Kelvin are just giving me so many full on smiling moments. Virginia took me to a camp and did a little boogie dance to the radio and for some fuck all reason Kelvin decided to tag along without being asked, so we watched our girlfriend do a lil boogie in the snow.
And Virginia, within two seconds of receiving a pistol, shot and killed a cannibal before I even fucking saw him. And then brought me a fish whilst poor Kelvin sat on the roof looking confused but happy.
He is such a goofy bastard I love him more than anything. The first time I asked him to get logs he proceeded to drop them onto the shelter and break it...then cut a tree down into the lake which made them bounce like they were on a bouncy castle.
Fuck the horror aspects or anything else in this game, I am building a wood cabin by the lake for my new poly relationship and it is now the only game i care about.
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tmnt-tychou · 3 months
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The "I think we have to kill this guy" Steven Universe meme reminded me of this meme. So here is some more Mutant Mayhem Monatello.
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duckdodger · 11 months
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CRINGEFAIL LEO
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smoshidiot · 6 months
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when the evil shredder attacks
these turtle boys don’t cut him no slack!
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neocelticavalon · 3 months
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April & Irma TMNT Fantasy AU
Finished~!!! 🤩🤩🤩 (I gave up rendering April's armor and I suck at drawing BG ;;^;; sorry) currently having a terrible sharkweek cramps soooo that's why I finished this piece quickly 🥲
💖 Knight April & Village girl Irma 💗
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leo-bandito · 2 years
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IT WAS A BAD IDEA/CALLING YOU UP/WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA/NOW IM TOTALLY FUCKED
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redbusters · 9 months
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if god and seth rogan love us maybe we will finally get lesbian capril
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cowmaid · 3 months
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socrates my best friend socrates..
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darthmasterchief · 1 year
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I had this commissioned, and I love how it turned out!
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Raph: Why do people make such a big deal out of asking someone out? It's stupid.
Donnie: Well, it's kind of a big deal because you get nervous and you get lots of butterflies in your stomach.
Raph: Just digest them, idiot.
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silversunskyless · 11 months
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There an oldie, but a goodie. I haven't uploaded art in forever but Mona Lisa from TMNT will be a muse to me forever.
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teetlestansecond · 1 year
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hear me out here, mayhaps rise!TMNT make a playlist that automatically puts their most listened to songs with their s/o or bestie but all the songs that the reader ends up adding from them is either depressing or "i slammed my penith in the car door" (btw really hopes this actually send tumblr mobile is sus sometimes jfjf)
this encouraged me to look at my spotify mixes with a few of my friends and the funniest thing is that my friend and i both have been playing edge of seventeen AND georgy porgy by toto so it’s safe to say we’re going through it out here rip
i used the wildest songs on my blended playlists for this do NOT ask me about my music taste
rise!turtles x emotionally unstable reader
gn!reader, no warnings just shenanigans courtesy of ya babe
Raph! ❤️
Raph listens to your blended playlist at least once a week, usually while he’s cleaning his room
because everyone knows the benefits of listening to music while cleaning. it’s the only way to push through cleaning a room
it’s a pretty chill playlist normally, but this week while Raph’s folding clothes he hears the waitress song “she used to be mine” for the first time and he has to take a second
he cries a little bit because everyone cries a little bit hearing that song, but after he gets over his own emotions he will be at your door and he won't be going away until you let him in so he can check on your wellbeing.
"heeyyyy y/n. i brought tissues. are you okay? are you sure? do you wanna talk about it i think we should talk about it -"
don't try and lie to him about it. if this song made it on the blend then you're simply not okay spare him the denial.
Leo! 💙
I fully believe that Leo listens to music all day every day. to hold the brain goblins at bay you know how it is.
he listens to the blend at least once a day and pays attention for any changes on your end because he's nosy like that. he's the friend that likes to see what his friends are listening to so he can make fun of them.
mostly he just leaves it at teasing but one time he does have to sit you down because your blended playlist has been adding more and more elton john songs but only the sad and nostalgic ones and it's all on your end and he's concerned.
he's especially concerned about elton john's hit song "Saturday Night's Alright (for Fighting)".
"y/n. are you fighting people on the weekends? without me? maybe i wanna fight people too i can't believe you're not including me in your fights-"
you have to convince him that, no, you aren't fighting people on saturday nights. does he believe you? no. are you telling the truth? you tell me bestie.
Donnie! 💜
Donnie mostly listens to his own music but he does periodically check your blended playlist just to get a glimpse into your mind.
he calls it a vibe check and you hate it but that's not going to stop him.
he checks up on your blend and finds all the sad hits like "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult, "I keep Forgettin'" by Michael MacDonald, and "Somebody You Loved" by Lewis Capaldi
naturally he calls you up to discuss the results of your vibe check and you hate it
"hello y/n I'm just calling to let you know that you have failed your latest vibe check and so I will be inviting myself over. do you want pizza or ice cream?"
you would find it touching if you weren't so annoyed by it. besides it's not like you're the only one failing the vibe check - Donnie's had cbat on your blend for weeks and you are mad about it
Mikey! 🧡
like Leo, Mikey also listens to your blend every day, he enjoys the mix of genres and songs.
but his favorite thing is when you listen to meme songs so much that they end up in your blend. he'll play the meme songs on repeat and sing them around you to tease you.
like that one time you had "here comes the hurricane legendary katrina" on the blend for a solid couple of weeks. Mikey still hasn't let that go.
anytime it gets cloudy out he gives you this mischievous grin and you beg him not to but he doesn't listen.
"you know what that looks like, y/n? the hurricane.... KATRINA!!!"
you smack his shoulder every time and he laughs like it's the funniest thing on earth.
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R1M39
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@makethosenarratorsfight - link to poll
@4thwallbreakersshowdown - link to poll
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spicy-apple-pie · 1 year
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Live footage from their weekly “ex foot sapphic support group” meeting.
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