hiiiii 𫧠with Richie please?? <33
Hiiiii Joyce <33 yes!!
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You were on your knees, precariously perched on the kitchen counter. Your arm was stretched up as you tried to get a can from the top shelf of the cupboard, your fingers barely grazing it.
You and Richie had just recently moved in together, and you were still getting used to the layout of his apartment. Of course, he was taller than you and could reach things easily, but it was an inconvenience at times.
Still, you didnβt want to bother him at all times to get things for you, even if he insisted. You had to be at least a little independent, right?
βDamn it,β you huffed, tongue at the corner of your lips with the effort.
You managed to get a bare hold on the can with two fingers, and you pulled it back little by little towards your hand.
βCome here you son of aβ¦β you began to say, but as if the can had the power to be offended, it suddenly slipped from your grasp and fell right on your forehead.
βFuck!β You yelled, hands immediately flying to your face as the can loudly clattered on the linoleum floor.
Miraculously, the contents didnβt burst out of it, so that was at least one win for you.
βBabe, what happened!?β Richie said panickedly, hurrying into the kitchen.
βI dropped a fucking can on my head,β you bit out, still holding your forehead with one hand.
He sighed with relief and held his chest at the fact it wasnβt something worse, like somebody breaking in. His heartbeat began to slow down.
βGod, you scared the shit out of me,β he said. βI thought Iβd find you passed out on the fucking floor or something. Why didnβt you call me for help?β
βBecause!β You burst, irritated. Then you sighed raggedly, not wanting to fight over something dumb. βSorryβ¦ I didnβt mean to snap at you. Iβm getting a headache.β
He approached, nestling his body between your legs as you turned to sit on the counter.
βLet me see,β he said, gently removing your hand. βOh, thereβs a little bump already. Youβre likeβ¦ like a unicorn, babe!β
You frowned, glaring at him as he laughed. You batted his hand away, only making him laugh harder.
βItβs okay,β he crooned, trying to appease you as he cupped your face in his hands. βCome here, Iβll kiss it better for you.β
You closed your eyes as he planted a featherlight kiss on your forehead. You smiled, your annoyance and ache diminishing some.
βThank you, baby,β you said. βMuch better, but maybe some frozen peas and advil will help too?β
βYes, of course. Coming right up!β
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helloooo!! :3
hiiii :D
i like that we met during bullying ash hours lmao
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like for a thing in your inbox. Could be a meme , maybe , maybe not!
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π please listen to all of hozier's new ep i'm begging of you π
On it captain!
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YOURE ALIVE!!
have a smug jug. Gift
LMFAO hi
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thanks for the tag @next-autopsy!! I loved making this!
find out what color your aura is through this quiz, and then make a moodboard with that color <3
honey
friendship bracelets, beehives, school busses, children's books, flower petals, honeyed toast, polaroids. your essence is honey: you are devoted and endlessly enthusiastic. your friendships are your security; you shroud yourself with people who make you smile and feel lost at sea without them. often you are quick to dedicate yourself to whatever hand feeds you. you are the companion. you are the confidant. you find kinship in like-minded individuals of peach, marigold, yellow, and orange, who share your love of teamwork. you are also drawn to the streamlined souls terracotta and chiffon, who will help you grow and discover your own confidence. however, you may struggle to get along with the heedless personalities of orchid and chartreuse who seem like fair-weather friends.
i can safely say that it hit the nail on the head. i am a hufflepuff after all!!
no pressure tags: @footprintsinthesxnd @ronsparky @hxad-ovxr-hxart @softguarnere @latibvles
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I decided to make a pinned post because of a few things so
Hi, I'm Gideon! I'm a Nonbinary Butch Lesbian who uses He/She/They pronouns. You can also use It/Its pronpuns for me if you are Nonbinary or Trans. I'm 22 years old and medically transitioning.
My Food Sideblog. My nsft blog. It is not for Minors or Ageless blogs.
I am queer, and I support queer identities and won't take any bigotry, especially disguised as "just an opinion." You sound like a bigot, personal identity isn't hurting you.
Post I wanna keep up here:
Cashapp if you have some to spare (Rent raised and so have groceries)
Question for Butches who like to do fancy things with their nails or hair
Why I call it Passing Safety instead of Passing Privilege.
Thoughts on BiLesbians (tldr: I support them!! But this has some cool sources.)
Necroidentity Flag Term and Flag Coining Post for Lesbian, Butches, Femmes, and Futches.
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π₯πͺ¦ππ
Joyceeee β€οΈπ«Άπ½ thank you for asking!!
π₯: what song breaks your heart?
Coming In and Out of Your Life by Barbra Streisand
Lmaoooo it has accompanied me thru a break up and phewwww itβs sad (but love it)
πͺ¦: do you wanna be cremated or buried?
Definitely cremated. We always return to dust regardless and whatnot.
ποΈ: where do you feel most at home?
By the ocean, listening to the waves, or in the silence of the forest! So, nature mostly.
π: what do you carry with you always?
My phone, obviously, but also im a chapstick freak like for some reason i always have at least 4 in my purse (and i literally used to collect them as a kid lmao)
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things i need to write mathew mckoy being more:
unapologetically angry
pathetically bisexual
YES ABSOLUTELY PLS DO
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youre so wrong btw. jif is the sinners way. you want your gif to be like peanut butter?
yes i like peanut butter itβs yummy :33
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so,,, werewolves (make of this ask what you will) (maybe its a question or perhaps a statement)
WEREWOLVES!!!!!
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HI DO U WANNA SEE MY DOG
PET TAX!! PET TAX!! PET TAX!!
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/β α β qβ κβ qβ αβ \ hello have a cat
βΌβ γ»β α΄₯β γ»β βΌ heres a dog also
hiiii i love them
^.^ ()β’,β’() kitty and puppy for you as well!
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every now and then i look in my notifications and it is filled with you and i feel so much joy :]
happy time ππͺπͺπ₯πππππ₯ππͺππππ₯ππππππ₯πππππ₯
omg i look in MY notifications sometimes and see ypu and *i* feel so much jpy!!!! i am so glad its mutual π€π€π€π€ππππππ¬π¬π¬π¬πππππππππππππ§ΆπππππβΉοΈπ§π§π§π¦π¦π¦π₯π₯π₯π₯ππππππππ€π€π¦π¦π£π£π₯π¦π¦π¦’π¦
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vanillia extractio
one sec gotta vanilla your extract now
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