i'm still thinking abt mtf maki thank you for putting that in my head
mtf!maki who practically purrs when she forces you to your knees, hands tied behind your back as you look up at her. she smiles down at you and grabs the back of your head, pulling your face up against the bulge in her tight black slacks. "there's a good pet," she coos when you lave your tongue over the thick fabric, breathing in her perfume and her scent. her cock throbs underneath the layers of fabric separating you from it, and she practically giggles, all light and airy.
"you want it? you want my big fuckin' clit in your mouth? look at you, you're drooling."
she shoves your face away from her to start undoing the zipper of her slacks, and she laughs at your drooly mouth and lovesick eyes.
"you're too cute. now, say aahhh..."
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Iโd let Bob cut my arm like he did to streber, he could take both of my arms if heโd like, he wants candy?? Iโm buying him the whole candy store. Wants meat?? Iโll go chop off as much as he wants. Bring him back from the dead?? Iโve already started the ritual babes
Jack can feed me only Jack in the box for the rest of my life and I wouldnโt complain. Heโs tired of standing?? Iโll be his chair, desk, whatever. That collar from that one commercial?? Yeah Iโd let him put that on mโ
Anyways, theyโre both very hot
Bob is next, heโs not safe from the babygirlify lazer
YOU SEE THE VISION โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
listen rigjtโbob would absolutely give โfreeโ top surgery. just let him eat the pieces he takes offโitโs a win-win! plus iโm absolutely biased and want my partner to be chubby so and his voice? please mr velseb let me get a chance im beggin you
AND JACK BOX??? iโve never eaten there in my life but sir i will eat nothing but food from your restaurant and will blow up all the other competitorsโsir PLEASE
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๐๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ฅ๐.
ใปใใใป๏ผ๐ค๐โ๏ธ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฌ!
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๏ฝฅ๏พ๏พ๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏ฝฅ๏พ๏พ๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๐ชต๐๐งธ @faywithlove [๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐๐ฆฅ] [๐ง๐จ ๐ญ๐๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐๐ญโฆ]
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: ฬฬโ ๐ค๐ชต๐ชถ ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ญ๐๐: ๐๐.๐๐.๐๐
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HI NORMAN!
richard!! an absolute honour having the first ask on this blog be from you ๐ค๐
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Youโre so cool and I can believe Iโm mutuals with you and Iโm kinda intimidated ngl but like ur amaze ๐ณ๐ณ
omg chai thank you so much,, I'm smiling so hard!!
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omg hi tam! thank you for asking! sorry if the answers got a little long
6. most hated song in your native language?
Iโm going to go withย โDracukeoโ by Kidd Keo, because the lyrics are very crude and, in a way, predatory. It was very popular for a few months when it first came out but Iโm sure I would never hear it in a public place, which Iโm thankful for. Obvs is not the only one but itโs the first one that came to mind lmao. (Tam for the sake of your sanity do not look up the lyricis PLS)
10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?
I'm going to go with the one I use the most: carajo and chucha, which, for the sake of my parents, I tend to change into caracho and chicha (it's like turning and swear word into an expletive).
16. which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with?
I'm not sure about which one I hate the most because I haven't heard a lot of stereotypes done by people who are not from Peru. What I can say is: I hate when people use ANY condition my country (and probably other latam countries) has, like "it's a violent country" "it's a very poor country" "everyone is ugly", to fuel and excuse their racism and xenophobia.
An stereotype I agree with: peruvians tend to be late. Yes, we do, but mostly because if you're not late, then you're too early.
17. are you interested in your countryโs history?
YES! In the last three years of high school and after you don't see much of your country's history, which makes me a little sad. However as a kid I loved reading books about Peru's history, from the first civilizations, to colonization, to the last 50 years which have been rocky to say the least. Right now I'm trying to learn more about the indigenous people in my country, but mostly how to support them in a pandemic and in politics, since some communities prefer to not engage/be seen. And we have many museums too.
24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country?
I'm going to go with Chile, because Peru and Chile have so much rivalry that sometimes it's funny. Sometimes people take it to far with xenophobic jokes (from both sides, not cool), but usually itโs more of a competition and also a grudge peruvians have been holding since at least two hundred years. If you want to know how this originated, it's different for everyone, and since I'm peruvian I'm not sure if it's a thing Chile started or just went with the flow. (One of the origins: fรบtbol (football) lmao)
If any chilean sees this: I love u and I hope you're doing well <3
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i!!! really love @teethbandit / @vampirichabit-zย โs flower protag and iโve been!!! meaning to draw them! heheh i hope you like it rob... theyโre legit one of my favorite designs!
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im so tired. dazai and ace gn reader just kissing and being sappy asf. i trust u
users: qpp!osamu dazai x ace!gn!reader
internal warnings: this is written as a qpp relationship, but readerโs discretion. no warnings; fluff, brief alcohol usage, mention of smoking (barely), kissing n cuddling
internal notes: banging my fists on the table. I! LOVE! QPP! SMOOCHING!
you took in a deep breath as you shoved your way through the front door and pushed your shoes and jacket off.
no, it wasnโt your place. but you made yourself right at home, dropping your jacket on the floor and dragging your feet into some slippers that didnโt belong to you. you wandered into the kitchen and grabbed a beer as you heard chuckling from the living room.
โwouldโve been nice of you to call, you know.โ
โi live here. shut up.โ you rolled your eyes, popping the beer can open and finally turning to look at the actual resident of the place you so rudely barged into.
dazai was smiling lazily at you, sipping his own beer, clearly lounging during a rare night in. you, however, did not have that luxury; kunikida kept you behind to clean up one of dazaiโs messes.
โyouโre a real jackass.โ
โand yet, youโre here in my apartment. how interesting is that!โ he laughed again, tilting his head as you moved to sit next to him on the couch and deflate like a punctured beach ball.
โyour place was closer than mine. i didnโt want to walk home.โ
โyou had kunikida drop you off.โ
โi had kunikida drop me off.โ you took a swig of your beer and made a face. โcouldnโt even get better beer? this is shit.โ
โdidnโt know you were coming, your highness. will you ever forgive me?โ
โiโm mad at you,โ you stated, but it came out more like you were remembering that you were supposed to be mad rather than actually being mad. you yawned, covering your mouth with the back of your hand, and dazai sat up to reach toward the coffee table and use the remote to shut the television off.
โyou look exhausted.โ
โwow, thanks.โ you shot dazai a look, and he just smiled a bit and shrugged with one shoulder.
โjust making an observation.โ
he kept his mouth shut for just a moment and let you sip your shitty beer, and then put it down. you sat back again in his couch, turning your head to look at him.
dazai pushed some of his hair back from his face as he shifted us position, resting his upper back against the armrest and bringing one of his legs up onto the couch cushions. he hummed as he opened his arms to you, โcโmon. you look like you need a little something.โ
you let out a tiny breath, almost of relief, kicking your slippers off to move and crawl over him.
dazai understood you. you had no drive for romance, not wanting any form of relationship, really, but the need for human connection was always there. dazai had understood from the moment you said it.
you rested your weight on him, feeling his arms wrap around you with practiced ease. his one hand moved to your chin and guided your face towards his. you let your eyes flutter shut as your lips gently met his. he tasted like menthol and peppermint. maybe he did know you were coming over. he was always intuitive.
he kissed you so gently, almost sweetly, but it was more an expression of human connection. it made you feel warm, cared for, comfortable.
you pulled away and he didnโt chase. you settled your cheek against his collarbone and felt his lips graze over your hairline, his long fingers tracing over your back as he held you.
โseriously though, you look like shit. you should sleep.โ
โi could absolutely wring your neck right now.โ
โyou would? really? oh, thank- ow! hey!โ you pinched him in the side, huffing against his neck in annoyance.
โshut up. iโm trying to relax here.โ you grumbled against his skin, and you heard his laugh rumble in his chest.
โfine, fine. since you did me a favor, i guess iโll let you use me like a mattress.โ
โyou owe me a lot more than this.โ
โcan i pay you in kisses?โ
โno. but you can pay me with lunch tomorrow.โ
โhm, fair.โ dazai mumbled into your hair as he fully went limp under you, and you know he shut his eyes, too. your annoyance faded into that deep feeling of care and gratefulness as you nuzzled more into the crook of his neck.
dazai was an ass, but he was your ass. you could keep him around.
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i noticed this only now but omg. i thought ur icon is just a plush heart but it also has cute little feet?? ๐ญ it's so cute!!! hope ur having a good day btw โจ
red! thank you so much, everyday i grow closer to actually buying him and presenting him to everyone i know <3
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6 hours and 21 minutes in
sobs
NOOOOOOOOOO
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you're rude for putting that cab/spn post in my line of sight, dante :"(
bro,,, bro hear me out,,,, it's what we deserve, what he (castiel) deserves
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What's this? Caught handholding with @doubledeckerduelist. Some very ~risque~ action going on.
Paparazzi don't interact.
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I cant send you images but I drinked you
you mf.
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Hellooo I'm vv late to the party but what is your new url about? P.S. Your reblogs and posts have inspired me to read the Raven cycle, I hope I haven't seen too many spoilers lol
yess please read trc and scream about it to me (omg me? inspiring people)
my url is from call down the hawk (it's the spin off of the raven cycle) jordeclan is the ship name of Jordan and Declanโค
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๐ please?
OF COURSE!!! HI (i donโt know if i can put your real name but if i can lmk!), honestly following you and talking more in the server has been amazing! youโre super fun to talk to and always ready to help and answer questions which iโm very thankful for!!! youโre kind and idk i feel like we are both โthe shy oneโ so itโs been amazing befriending you and getting to know you better ๐ have a nice day!
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