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Andromeda: *telling Sirius she’s pregnant*
Sirius: Was it planned?
Andromeda: *folding her arms across her chest*
Would I be telling you before my husband if it was?
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fuckboyregulus · a day ago
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“Fuck you,” Sirius growled taking a few steps forward to push his pointer finger into Remus’ sternum. “You have no fucking idea what it’s like, what our relationship is like. He loves me. And all those other guys don’t mean anything to him.”
“You don’t mean anything to him!” Remus screamed. Sirius looked at him like he’d been slapped in the face. He turned quickly to stomp away but slid on a patch of ice and reached out, panicking, grabbing painfully onto Remus’ shoulders. Remus clutched at Sirius’ waist in a desperate attempt to keep him upright, causing them to end up chest to chest, noses inches from each other, glaring into each other's eyes angrily until Sirius shoved him off and turned away huffing.
chapter 2
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longlivelupin · a day ago
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Sirius: Imagine being like... gay or something like that
Remus: Sirius, we have been sleeping together for like 8 months
Sirius: Ok, but that's not gay gay, you know?
Remus: Sirius you're literally a bottom
Sirius: SiRiUs yOu'Re LiTeRaLlY a BoTtOm
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moonysloverboy · a month ago
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sirius: holy fucking shit!!
james: language!
sirius: putain de merde!!
james: i- that’s not what i meant
remus, from across the room: did he just swear in french oh my god i’m fucked
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marauders3ra · a month ago
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Remus: *puts bread on Sirius’ face, idiot sandwich style*
Remus: *trying not to laugh* what are you?
Sirius:
Remus: you—you’re inbred!
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lamesiscanon · 9 months ago
Sirius: *hiding something behind his back* Would you still love me if I accidentally turned James into a frog?
Remus: *suspicious* That's oddly specific.
James: *croaks*
Sirius:
Remus:
Sirius: Please just answer the question.
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iwoulddieforwolfstar · 14 days ago
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*Remus reading in his room*
*James enters*
James: hey moony?
Remus: yeah?
james: ummmm
Remus:
James: ˢⁱʳⁱᵘˢ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢᵗᵘᶜᵏ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃˢʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵃᶜʰⁱⁿᵉ
Remus: What?
James:
Remus: Sirius got stuck... in the washing machine...?
James: ʸᵉᵃʰ
Remus: HOW?!?!!?
James: we were playing hide and seek and he thought it would be a good place to hide. He was right though because I didn't find him for 5hours!
Remus: HES BEEN STUCK IN TH WASHING MACHINE FOR 5HOURS?
James:........
Remus: is there anything else I need to know?
James:
Remus:
James: peter got his leg in the dishwasher and it looks pretty broken...
Remus: why was peters leg in the dishwa- you know what I don't need to know.
James:...
Remus: what about you, why have you been hiding your arm this whole time
James: i-
Remus: you tried to climb the washing line again didn't you?
James: maybe...
Remus: alright let's go get Sirius out of the washing machine and I'll take all three of you to hospital. Maybe they could check your brains too cause im done with your bvllsh!t
*lily laughing her head off in the background*
Its a shame they all died and Remus was left alone for 12 years
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Dorcas: *hugging Lily and rubbing her baby bump* Awe he’s getting so big. Congratulations!
James: *to the marauders* Now tell me this boys. Why is it people rub her stomach and say “congratulations” but no one over here rubbing my b-
Remus: For the love of Merlin please stop talking
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cassielaveau · a month ago
Remus: Yesterday I overheard James saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Sirius replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.
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lamesiscanon · 11 months ago
Remus: *Without looking up from his book* You look really nice today, Lily
Lily: Aw thank yo- wait how do you know, you're not even looking?
Remus: No, but I can hear James' heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.
James: *chokes*
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giblimort · 11 months ago
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To the Dark Lord,
I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret. I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more.
R.A.B
— Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Regulus Black
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