#mxtx crack

[ying-an-sanren]

It's them 😩

#tgcf #mxtx crack #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian

[biboomerangboi]

The discord group reminded me of that laying between my SO thighs trend so yeah Hua Cheng in the Ghost Bros GC!

#hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #heavens official blessing #hualian fanart #hua cheng fanart #san lang #mxtx crack #zee doodles #if the communication array had a picture function #his true Chad form would be revealed

[khepiari]

Between the three Mxtx Idiots— Luo Binghe, Wei Wuxian and Hua Cheng.

I am absolutely confident, it is Hua Cheng who will suddenly wake up in the middle of night and bother Xie Lian with: “Gege would you still love me if I was 36 limbed worm?”

And they have been married for 1000 years!

#mxtx #mxtx novels #mxtx fandom #incorrect mxtx #mxtx hell #mxtx svsss #mxtx crack #mxtx mdzs #mxtx tgcf #luo binghe #wei wuxian #hua cheng #wei ying #crimison rain sought flower #bing-mei #hualien #hualian #wangxian #bingqui #bingqiu #will you still love me if I was a worm

[honestlyewww]

Hey i need help finding a fanfic

It involved bingqiu and mpreg genre

Shen qingqiu was having mood swings and shang qinghua suggests maybe he is pregnant and he really was

Everyone finds out and they’re happy

Lol i just read till here and want to know what happens next

So if you’ve any idea pls let me know

#mxtx crack #incorrect mxtx #mdzs #tjcf #mxtx svsss #svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu

[wasty28]

Shen Yuan

#svsss #svsss shen qingqiu #mxtx crack

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: hey do you guys take constructive criticism well?

the juniors: *already in tears* yeah what is it

#new fear unlocked: disappointing senior wei #poor babies they’re trYING THEIR BEST OKAY?? #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #apple memes 🍎 #mdzs juniors #wei wuxian #wei ying #jin ling #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #mxtx memes #unknown source but it’s prob twitter lmao

[tgcfsketches]

Balls: Deadly…Chastity: Incorruptible

#heaven official's blessing #xie lian #tgcf #tgcf meme #tgcf crack #mxtx #mxtx fanart #xie lian meme #tgcfsketches #mxtx characters #tian guan ci fu #fanart #incorruptible chastity meatballs #why did it turn into meatballs

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Concept: after Shang Qinghua lost his original draft, he said fuck it and wrote progressively worse and worse gibberish content for Proud Immortal Demon Way just to enjoy watching his favorite anti-fan, Peerless Cucumber, loose his shit.

#I just think it’d be funny okay #mostly I just keep giggling over the idea of Shen Qingqiu finding out later and once more loosing his shit #Shen Qingqiu would go feral and it would be hilarious #svsss shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #svsss crack #svsss shang qinghua #airplane bro #airplane shooting towards the sky #peerless cucumber #cucumber bro #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss au #svsss fanfiction #svsss fic #svsss ideas #svsss shitpost #shang qinghua x shen qingqiu bromance

[fanfictionroxs]

airplane is dying to recreate this scene except he really might die for realsies at the hands of his son so his wish remains unfulfilled (cucumber-bro would tell him to do it for the memes while mobei would grunt in confusion, but no one will offer protection from luke binghe).. poor poor author god

#svsss #scum villain #memes #the scum villain’s self saving system #scum villain self saving system #mxtx #danmei #shang qinghua #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #mobei jun #moshang #cucumberplane #cumplane #bingqiu #airplane shooting towards the sky #cucumber-bro #shitpost #crack

[lizzyaudaz]

He is giving dead and done but he still has to serve and HE IS SERVING

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mdzs wei ying #mdzs fandom #mdzs crack #mdzs fanart #yilling laozu

[verycharismaticdragon]

I am DONE done with black lotus Binghe's robes

I have a bunch of photos to edit but. tomorrow

For now, please enjoy this picture of Shen Qingqiu having first-world problems 😑

#svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #scum villain's self saving system #mxtx #danmei novels #nendo bingqiu saga #nendo trials and tribulations #i gave big-he his og hair after this so now i kinda need to figure out what to do about bunhe's. i could buy some other hair piece for him #but im also considering 3d printing. and sculpting. options options #also you probably wont see it if i dont mention it but bighe is not wearing any pants. i plan to make him some eventually but for now #im cracking up about his seductive side slit (only available at extremely limited angle). i should draw that lol

[ying-an-sanren]

The "Can you buy me pads" meme but it's TGCF edition and Xie Lian is asking

#mxtx crack #tgcf meme #xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #shi qingxuan #qi rong #lang qianqiu #pei ming #ling wen #jun wu #quan yizhen #hua cheng #hualian

[biboomerangboi]

Xie Lian (And Hualian) as Text Posts I found

Hua Cheng Version

#xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hualian #hua cheng #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #tgcf crack #heavens official blessing

[cumplaneshootingtowardsthesky]

And now, i gladly present my incorrect quotes for SVSSS

LB: *walking into SQQ’s room* “shizun please see to it that-“

*room is empty except for a shriveled up mushroom on the bed*

LB: “…shizun?” *turns to maid* “where’s my husband?”

•meanwhile, in the Holy Mausoleum•

SQQ: *wakes up in his original body* “…IM BACK IN THIS FUCKING BODY AGAINNN?!?!? OH MY GOD.”

SQQ: *thinking* i may not be the straightest guy but i am straight…

system: *INSANELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: WTF??? SYSTEM I AM NOT GAY??

system: *ANOTHER EVEN LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: SYSTEM STOP IM NOT GAY??!!

System: *ANOTHER LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*

SQQ: SYSTEM IM NOT GAY

system: “OOC!! OOC!!! -500 B-POINTS” *INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*

SQQ: *tears streaming down face*

basically svsss:

SQQ: i didn't want to eat with him, but i didn't have a choice…i would’ve lost 5k b-points if i declined.

LB: “you look nice shizun…”

SQQ: “fuck you.” but it’s true…i do look nice. the system forced me to wear a beautiful gown that was just my size…skinny..but i missed my old rags. they smelled like bald donkey shit, but they were mine… *he looks down at his food* “you’ve probably poisoned it” *he says sassily*

LB: *takes a bite to prove he hasn’t*

SQQ: *tries it* damn! the food tastes just as good as it looks…which makes me angry..i don’t need his homemade food!

LB: *smirks at SQQ*

SQQ: he smirks at me, an evil, sexy, evil, sexy, smirk that shows off his pecs..UGH!! i CANT keep thinking like this!! he LITERALLY kidnapped me!!! i don't need him, or his fancy evil castle, or his homemade food, or OP-ness, or plot-armor, or the fact that they brushed my hair for the first time in five years!

and now some cumplane antics

*cumplane doing karaoke*

SQH: “OH FUCK ITS IN KOREAN!!”

SQQ: “oh my god do you know-“

SQH: “SHIT-“ *disney knees stance* “외로운 날들이여 모두 다 안녕 내 마음속의 눈물들도 이제는 안녕 !! (^_-)-☆”

SQQ: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

SQQ: *telling SQH what happened at the water prison*

SQH: “yk what it’s giving?”

SQQ: “hm?”

SQH: “it’s giving wattpad”

*both start dying of laughter*

SQH: “so i’ve been talking to mobei-jun for a couple of weeks and i think i’m ready to ask him out”

SQQ: “i mean that’s cool that you wanna go out with him but…i heard that he only likes guys with blonde hair like-”

SQH: *hair is now blonde*

SQQ: “…bro.”

SQH: “i-i’m just chillin (·ิω·ิ)”

SQQ: “nah like how are you gonna change your entire self for a man bro like-“

SQH: “bro..he has..a hot…brother”

SQQ: *hair is also blonde now*

SQH: ( ·ิ-·ิ) …

SQQ: “see that’s a different story..”

SQH: “that’s what i’m sayin (๑·̀ㅂ·́)و✧”

airplane bro: *creates origami swan*

Shen qingqiu: “oh what’s that? can i see it?”

AB: *hands it to him* “it’s a paper swan ^_^” *clearly very proud of it*

SQQ: *smashes it and tears it up and sets it on fire* “a dead paper swan.”

AB: *tears stream down face*

*the sun gets blocked out for SQQ… it’s Mobei-Jun*

*the sun gets blocked out for MJ… it’s Luo Binghe*

Thank you for your time.

#mxtx svsss #svsss shen qingqiu #svsss #svsss shitpost #svsss luo binghe #svsss shang qinghua #svsss mobei jun #cumplane #svsss crack #svsss incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #binqiu #mobei jun #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #luo binghe #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #mxtx

[hiroshiii13]

Soft Moshang thoughts // a little intimacy

Mobei Jun is a strong man. A force that loomed over all, striking fear in men and demons alike. MBJ is a powerful man, the king of the north whose influence stretches as far as the eye can see, only second to Luo Binghe.

Nothing about him says weak, nothing about him screams a need to be protected. But there was once a boy who looked at his family lovingly, a boy whose sincerity was trampled in the mud, who longed to be spoiled and coddled but was met with a neglectful father and a scheming uncle.

It’s been years since then, and while the scars of the past have yet to dissipate, they have quietly faded. Now he had someone waiting for him in their sleeping chamber, someone who would get worried when he got hurt, someone who would check up on him if he goes missing, someone who was even willing to die for him.

He arrived at the bathing quarters with much enthusiasm. His little consort had been waiting for his return.

“My King, I’ll be serving you today.”, QH said, in a respectful bow.

“What are you trying to do now?”, he replied, bemused.

“This servant, only wishes to give his king the utmost satisfaction”, QH said seriously, and after lifting his head, playfully wiggled his brows.

The head crown, elaborate accessories and layers of clothing were slowly stripped in front of QH, much like a shedding of pretenses kept up by the northern king.

The waters were a little warm, but he would gladly compromise for this feeling of bare skin against bare skin.

Qinghua lathered MBJ in soap and started massaging his stiff shoulders, his thumbs circling from one end to another. He’d stroke along either side of his spine and then slowly back up leaving goosebumps along its path.

“Hmm, good.” MBJ, said contently.

Then QH made his way to his arms. He grasped them with both hands, squeezing every inch of muscle all the way to his fingertips.

“Why do I feel like I’m being taken advantage of?” MBJ protested with closed eyes, in between sighs.

SQH was in the middle of pulling each digit, he paused and bit his finger in protest. “Who would dare take advantage of you?”

MBJ opened one eye to look at the other, who looked guilty for eating tofu.

“Shut your eye, I can’t concentrate!” QH said, while lightly pinching his cheeks.

QH sat at the edge of the tub and guided his head to the plush of his thigh. He slowly stroked from the base of MBJ’s neck to his temples, then gently added more soap on his head. One hand shielded his face from the water, while the other carded through his hair.

MBJ felt his breath hitch, as QH massaged his scalp carefully, as if afraid that the slightest pull would hurt him. He was treated so, so gently. Such a sense of fragility was foreign to him. But as QH deftly untangled his hair, in his hands, he felt like the most prized porcelain.

His breathing steadied, deep and unhurried. He turned his head to pepper soft kisses on QH’s thigh as if to show his gratefulness for the attention.

Time stretched on like this. With nothing but the sound of water trickling, soothing caresses and the smell of pine. The Northern King, in this moment, was but an ordinary man, basking in an ordinary love.

END

#svsss #mxtx #mobei jun #moshang #shang qinghua #hiroshi drabble #soft moshang #i want my back cracked too

[muqingfx]

yes the not-ordinary feng xin

#cracked me up #i think i cried later tho #yeah this arc was sad #xie lian #feng xin #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #mxtx tgcf #heavens official blessing