#my bachelorette

[fernacular]

#Stardew Valley #im not tagging all of these characters jesus christ #everyone #furries #i guess? #animal versions #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #my art

[artandmartini]

Stardew Valley marriage candidates and their loved items

Edit: Bonus Krobus

#I love this game a lot okay #Stardew Valley #stardew emily #stardew harvey #stardew leah #stardew penny #stardew shane #stardew elliott #stardew haley #Stardew Alex #stardew maru #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian #Stardew sam #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #krobus #stardew krobus #my art

[evild3ad]

my humble Stardew Valley Spouse review, in birthday order 💜 I love my boywives & girlhusbands.

(edited to fix a typo in the graphic lol)

#dont call me an abigail hater shes my first wife ever i just dont have major thoughts #all of them are valid #Thank you to the tumblr user who caught my original typo you're a real one! #sdv #stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sdv haley #sdv harvey #sdv emily #sdv maru #sdv sam #sdv shane #sdv alex #sdv penny #sdv leah #sdv seb #sdv elliott

[astrozure]

[did they tell you i'm the devil?]

#nico robin #op robin #one piece #op #op fanart #cw blood #cw nudity #shes so silly! #shes so bachelorette by björk #so lost woman found by arca #so the devil by banks #so thank you song by fka twigs #thats my nico robin playlist

[pixellilac]

Part 4!

Meet Alastor and Dr. Heidi 🥰

Two more pairs to go!

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sdv abigail #sdv harvey #stardew abigail #stardew harvey #abigail stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew fanart #sdv fanart #stardew genderbent #genderbend #genderbent #stardew mods #procreate drawing #my art #stardew valley art

[phoenixkaptain]

I love Stardew Valley and I love the community and I love how we all bond over pixelated chickens like we’re seventy-year-old women bonding over grandchildren- - -

But I get so annoyed with the character hate, like!!! All the characters are great!! All the romance-able characters are great!! I keep getting recommended videos about the bad parts of characters and I just want to scream!!

Penny: lovely. Charming. Kids are a big part of dating her because she teaches kids, of course she’s going to react a bit badly if you hate children. She is trying to teach kids so that they don’t have to have the same life she and her mother do, why do you hate this woman who is just anxious?

Shane: lovely. Charming. Perfect. “He still drinks after we get married, which ruins the whole story” NO. No. Shane is an alcoholic, and a severe one. If he quit cold-turkey, he would fucking die. “Harvey pumped his stomach” HE WOULD DIE. And I don’t care that my husband is messy, he has his own room and I don’t have to go over there!!

Maru: lovely. Charming. She hates working. She loves working on machines. She thinks about machines to build for you to make life easier. She’s adorable. She has a complicated relationship with her brother and I want to help them fix it goddangit because I love fictional siblings.

Elliott: lovely. Charming. An artist. He only leaves his home for like four hours a day. I can really relate to the desire to shave off all of one’s own hair. I feel that in my bones. Also, is friends with Willy and I fucking love Willy so A++

Leah: “she’s a lesbian” She’s fucking bi stop erasing bi rep in Bi Rep the Video Game

Sam: he’s a musician and a skater. This is what the perfect man looks like.

Emily: just the most charming. She has a complicated relationship with her sister because she takes care of her. She works at a saloon, how can someone not love a literal saloon worker? She’s crazy, she’s wild, she’s a flower child, I’m in love with her

Harvey: glasses. Doctor man. Occasionally puts on headphones to not so subtly hint that he doesn’t want to talk to you. This is what the perfect man looks lik-

Abigail: I don’t see a lot of people complain about Abigal, but I’ve seen a few and it just feels like- you guys love Sebastian so much but don’t like Abigail? What type of double standard is this?

Alex: everyone always says not to date him if your playing a female farmer, but honestly, his dialogue only cuts out parts if you play male. Like, he still says he felt different about you from day one even if you’re playing as a girl. The character affected the most by your gender choice in regards to dating Alex is George, and if you’ve already befriended George, he’ll apologize for being mean about your sexuality when he never even said anything mean about your sexuality, which is kind of funny

I never see people complain about Haley or Sebastian, which is fair, because Haley has a cute character arc and Sebastian loves frogs (this is what the perfect man lo-) My only problem is that people praise these two but rag on everyone else when I feel like all the characters are balanced pretty evenly in terms of good-bad traits.

Which trait is which is dependent on the person playing the game anyway, so when someone like me plays, I can’t help but find the characters perfect because I’m very forgiving when it comes to fictional characters’ undesirable traits. I mean, my favourite trait of all is stupidity, pure and unbridled, I’m talking facepalm-inducing, groan-worthy, the type of character people complain about the most; the type of stupid that makes people stop enjoying things. How can I dislike these characters who are cute and a bit awkward and so ready to bed the first hot farmer they come across even when that farmer sifts through their trash and passes out three steps away from their own house and drinks mayonnaise and would eat hay given half the chance. Like come on. They’re all moron-sexual. I can relate to that.

In conclusion: your favourite bachelor and/or bachelorette is as wonderful as you think they are and screw the people who try to tell you otherwise. The characters are great because they appeal to different people. Enjoy the game and enjoy the dating and I swear to God if I see another person say that certain farm layouts are bad because they don’t make enough money- the game doesn’t have a time limit! You can make as much money as you want! You could sell one sap everyday and nothing else and you would still be able to make it to however much money you desire to have. There’s not really a fast way to make ten billion gold, that doesn’t mean that the farm layouts you don’t like are bad and yes I’m ranting just because I love the slopes of the mining farm its layout is chamrjng and picturesque and provides a unique challenge to decorating and placing buildings and it’s actually the BEST farm layout because I just decided so and-!

Stardew Valley is a great game, 10/10 would recommend, and the new update is already great because I found carrot seeds and I like carrots :)

#the inane ramblings of a madman #stardew valley #stardew valley bachelors #stardew valley bachelorettes #i can judge all the characters pretty equally #because my fave partner is krobus #i love my creechur #he gives me hugs!!! #he waddles around my house!!! #i love this guy i want to give him all the hugs in the world #no joke he moved in and i hugged him like twenty times just because i could #krobus for bestest guy in the game #i love shane and penny was my first wifey and sebastian puts frogs in my home #but krobus man #🤌🤌🤌 #long post #ignore me i’ve been seeing things with mine eyes and it doth cause me great bother

[kodi-art]

I did the stardew bachelorettes for another color pallet practice!

Thank you guys for liking the bachelor version!

#digital art #my art #original art #digital arwork #digital fanart #digital painting #sdv #stardew valley art #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley emily #stardew valley Leah #stardew valley maru #stardew valley abigail #stardew valley haley #stardew valley penny #stardew Valley bachelorettes #sdv bachelorettes #concerned ape

[mishiami]

you want a rose?

#THIS SIDE OF PARADISE ON AO3 IS SOOOO GOOD GUYS #THE BACHELORETTE AU #people dont CARE about dbhwks here but i worked hard on this man i like it a lot #my art #bnha #mha #dabihawks #toukei #hotwings #dabi #hawks #keigo takami #touya todoroki

[blulla]

Elliott brain rot, rendered version 🦞

Other Bachelors: Alex 🐶 Harvey ☕ Sam⚡Sebastian 🐸 Shane 🐔

#blulla #commissions open #stardew elliott #stardew valley #elliott #elliott stardew valley #elliott sdv #sdv elliott #sdv #thinking about drawing some other bachelors #or bachelorettes #don't wanna make my husband jealous tho #slowly realizing that redheads have a chokehold on me

[saturdaysky]

This deserves its own post!! The wonderful @mieletthe animated Djating Sjim Fjord for us all to enjoy, so please enjoy this sweet sweet confession scene

#exandria's hottest boy. number one contestant on the bachelorette (nicodranas edition) #fjord stone #my art #and mieletthe's art! #critical role #fjord's story would be a fantastic dating sim route tbh

[sandara-and-coco]

₊˚⊹⋆ Hello! As promised it’s time for the girls ! ₊˚⊹⋆

Sandara pulled off her jewelry making skills again to prepare these magical sandy rings for every sandrocker who wishes to propose to their soulmate ! So without further and just like the boys here’s a little story behind each design ;)

Nia - In a heartfelt request asked for a ring crafted in the essence of her dearest bloom, a symbol of love shared with her cherished one. Adorned with pink diamonds and fashioned from rose gold, it mirrors the sentiment embodied in the exquisite "Heart Blossom."

Grace - With a desire profound to gift her beloved a symbol of her unwavering support and sought to give them a keepsake to bear her essence wherever destiny may lead. Entrusting Sandara with the task, she envisioned a ring of pure white gold, cradling a gem akin to the one gracing her ears, a tangible testament to the boundless love she holds for her soulmate.

Catori - This ring was made with the very gold from the Golden Goose tokens at Catori's request so she could share a part of her passion with her promised one !

Venti - Came by with this special raw mineral she extracted herself asking Sandara to make the most unbreakable ring ever !

Amirah - Wanted a special ring to crystallize her emotions into a tangible treasure. She tenderly sought a ring that echoed the ethereal beauty of the Mountain Rose for her beloved.

Heidi - The architect of her own ring's design crafted a plan infused with finesse and elegant details, each element meticulously chosen to hold the strong bond she share with her soulmate.

Elsie - Envisioned for her loved one a ring that seamlessly blended elegance and practicality, a pretty jewel in shiny silver ornate with a deep blue gem that would also speak volumes about her journey with her beloved.

Jane - Wished for a jewel that could eloquently express her deep attachment to her most cherished one. The delicate butterflies adorning the piece carry a special message, symbol of their love and heralding a new beginning filled with boundless happiness and joyful moments yet to unfold !

Mi-An - Driven by a wish for her lover's prosperity and a testament to her diligent efforts in revitalizing Sandrock, commissioned a ring with a distinctive touch. In response, Sandara crafted a four-leaf clover adorned with enchanting green gems, a radiant embodiment of Mi-An's sincere emotions and her dedication to transforming their shared world into a flourishing oasis.

Hope the girls could win your hearts with these custom rings!

Again I had a great time making these for the fandom with the help of my fellow tumblr builders out here so big thanks to them too ♡

#my time at sandrock #mtas #sandrock #mtas nia #mtas grace #mtas catori #mtas venti #mtas amirah #mtas heidi #mtas elsie #mtas jane #mtas mi an #the girls rings are finally here 💍 #hope you will enjoy these customs one too ♡ #bachelorettes rings #rings project

[911onabc]

the american bachelor franchise is famously straight by the way, so oliver putting in the effort to imagine it bisexually for buck really says something

#that being said my favourite former bachelorette is dating a woman now #slay

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

been hit with some HARDCORE stardew valley brain rot lately 😩

anyway i love elliott i just think he’s neat

#stardew valley #stardew valley elliott #sdv elliott #stardew valley fanart #sdv elliott fanart #elliott stardew valley #mine #my art #should i make a doodle page like this of another bachelor/bachelorette

[weirdlynotspecific]

What your favorite stardew ship says about you!

(this is just a joke, all of this is for funsies)

Farmer x any of the bachelors/bachelorettes: you're an average player

Farmer x Robin: it was love at first sight at the beginning of the game and were heartbroken when you learned she's married

Farmer x Wizard: you're a bit of a freak

Haley x Alex: You like the cheerleader/jock trope

Haley x Leah: you either like lesbians or you're a lesbian

Harvey x Maru: you like smart people together and root for the underdog

Harvey x Shane: you desperately want Shane to go to therapy and this is the next best thing. You also probably enjoy older gay couples

Emily x Shane: you saw that she was nice to him and shipped it because good lord Shane needs friends

Emily x Clint: you're an incel

Elliott x Leah: you're an artist, and you like ships that are pretty bland

Marnie x Lewis: you live for drama

Sam x Penny: hi there the 80s called, they want their trope back

Sam x Sebastian: you enjoy alternative aesthetics and like the way they both enjoy each other's hobbies while having their own. You're also probably some kind of neurodivergent

Abigail x Sebastian: you think alternative couples are cute and prefer to stick with the canon

Abigail x Haley: YOUR HIGHSCHOOL BULLY IS NOT HOT, YOU JUST NEED THERAPY. Also angry lesbians that can and would kill you, love to see it

Abigail x Sam: you live to cause issues, don't you?

Caroline x Wizard: refer to the last ship

Alex x Sebastian: you love to see the highschool bully have a redemption arc

Linus x Morris: who hurt you?

#stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew shane #stardew haley #stardew elliott #stardew wizard #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #stardew shitpost #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sam x sebastian #harvey x shane #oh my god im not tagging them all

[pixellilac]

I've been genderbending the Stardew love interests for a potential future mod. Figured I'd share my progress! Meet Elodie and Percy!

I hope you folks like them as much as I do 'cause I'm having a blast with this. I'm gonna keep going but I'm not sure who's next. Any thoughts?

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #stardew penny #stardew elliott #stardew fanart #stardew valley fanart #sdv fanart #genderbend #stardew genderbent #stardew mods #procreate drawing #my art #penny stardew valley #elliott stardew valley

[mydogjelly]

What do we think, lads?

#my little pony friendship is magic #my little pony #mlp shitpost #stardew valley shitpost #stardew valley #stardew 1.6 #stardew bachelorettes #sdv memes