#my bed is my throne

[chamerionwrites]

Now and then I have a little giggle when I recall that JJ Abrams made Rey Palpatine's grandkid via some sort of nonsensical cloning plot. It's not the worst thing in the ST but I do think it's emblematic of why it's bad. Signifier without substance. Derivative *and* gutless. Tried to rip off ESB without understanding how the Vader reveal works as a narrative beat, gave Sheev spawn, and didn't even have enough courage of their convictions to admit that he fucks.

Like we all know Vader spent two decades pining gloomily after Padmé. But Palpatine? Sheev Palpatine? The guy whose two modes are smiling smug self-satisfied secret smiles to himself and crowing POWER, UNLIMITED POWER? The guy who cackles with maniacal relish anytime he gets to let his hair down and have a lightsaber fight? That guy is a hedonist. Tell me I'm wrong. That man is at all times enjoying the hell out of being irredeemably evil. He is a literal emperor, the vastly powerful and mostly unchallenged ruler of the galaxy, reveling in a victory he spent many years plotting and scheming for. And they had to invent some half-assed narrative afterthought of a cloning program rather than simply allowing us to assume that at some point in the two+ decades between ROTS and ROTJ, that man got laid? The cowardice. The incompetence. The sheer commitment to taking every conceivable L

#sheev probably fucked somebody on the THRONE #what else was he doing? lounging around the jedi temple and giggling to himself? subjecting vader to awful medical procedures for fun? #he has people to rule the galaxy with an iron fist dude is fully living his best life watching operas and doing lil sith research projects #i'm sorry i just find this SO funny. literally what is the point of the cloning shit except the creators nervously wringing their hands #and assuring us that we don't have to contemplate the evil toad man/walking corpse in bed #COMMIT TO THE BIT COWARDS #obvs i'm being a bit facetious but i'm also not #star wars #palpatine #my posts #also #on writing

[synesealedelivered]

i know for a fact that after finally reuniting the starklings sleep in bran’s room on a bunch of furs spread around for like a month because they’re freak out about losing each other. They all have insane nightmares and sleeping problems so they keep waking up to stare at each like owls and some how bran is always awake and jon wants to snuggle with ghost but he keeps abandoning him to sleep on bran’s bed or between the girls and when arya is listing her names they keep interrupting to talk about people they killed or saw die or people they want dead and she pretends to be pissed off but she enjoys being with her siblings and feeling understood. Initially she would be like: oh sansa won’t like if i keep talking about people i want to kill before bed every night and sansa is like: hey can you add a few names to your list for me? i have some people i want dead and detailed descriptions of the levels of suffering each of them deserve, do you want a spreadsheet? i can invent fantasy microsoft excel right now

#game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #starklings #sansa stark #jon snow #bran stark #arya stark #sofia shut up #this is based on the fact that after my brother left home the first time he came back to visit i would sleep on the end of his bed #bc i was afraid he would leave again while i was sleeping

[cosmicgesture]

DP x DC Idea

ok hear me out- Ghost King Jason Todd. Bear with me a tick.

At the end of the first millennium of his rule, Pariah Dark was required and compelled by Zone Law to name an heir should he retire or shatter. (Not that anyone expected him to do either.) Still, it was a law of the zone itself, and it needled at his core worse than the Observants and their constant prattling.\

So, eventually, he grew annoyed enough by it that he declared his heir to be a liminal being. If that wasn’t controversial enough, he picked a random name that had yet to popularize in the mortal world, specified that the death was a violent one, and the death date? The death date was just numbers he happened to glance at in the moment, with the year set thousands of years away from the time the heir was named.

Pariah Dark figured, what are the chances someone with this name, of liminal nature, will die on this random date? Well, he knew of Clockwork (maybe knew him well, even), and knew there was always some slim chance. Still, he figured he could simply find his presumed heir and destroy him before he could try to claim the throne.

He didn’t expect to be locked up in the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep.

When he’s freed during Reign Storm and notices the date, it’s one of his priorities to send a lookout for the random kid who would happen to be his heir. Danny and co. lock him up before he receives any information, and that ends up being kind of that.

There’s discussion in the Zone after that, about a potential ruler. Some think right-by-conquest applies, but others argue the technicalities of the matter - Danny did not act alone, did not beat Pariah Dark without help. Thus, it doesn’t count as Conquest (though it does put him in the high recommendations for the next king’s knight). There begins the questioning then: did Pariah Dark ever declare an heir? Few were left who remembered such a thing, but it was confirmed that he had indeed, though the information about said heir was scant and somewhat inconsistent. One story said the heir’s name was Jackson, and that he died tragically; another called him Jensen and claimed he still lived. So the search began, with inconsistent clues. Any place in the mortal realm with enough ectoplasm to sustain a ghost was a potential hiding place for the heir. They started in Amity Park and spread to other towns and cities. Some ghosts sought out newly dead that had died the day Pariah was locked back up again.

But who’d’ve thought to connect that the same day the sarcophagus locked again, a boy named Jason Todd rose from his grave?

#dp x dc #danny phantom #jason todd #pariah dark #ghost king jason todd #i really want to make this dead on main but this is all i've got #listen a throwaway line from danny fenton dead and loving it gave me a small brain worm #and it finally squirmed its way back with Content #HI LET ME CONTRIBUTE TO THE GIANT MASS OF AUS #my condolences to those who are sick of dc crossovers #hi i don't know shit about how jason rose from the grave but i don't care #his death date was the one pariah declared #he never expected the name jason to actually get popularized enough for there to be a greater chance #Clockwork didn't have to do anything #it just Happened on its own #anyway jason ended up the heir to the throne by pure chance and that declaration Guaranteed his ressurection #idk thats all i got im going to bed enjoy #oh actually no- danny does end up jason's knight #that's an important Thing #now i'm done

[highladyofterrasen7]

🛌

#Dorian can wear nothing in my bed #😏😏 #then get arrested #😒😒 #sarah j maas #throne of glass #dorian havilliard #rowan whitethorn #aelin galythinius #aelin ashryver whitethorn galathynius #fenrys moonbeam #yrene towers #lysandra #elide lochan #chaol and his bitches #chaol westfall #aedion ashryver #lorcan salvaterre #manon blackbeak #gavriel

[the-daily-dreamer]

I’m putting it out here now. I better not see any team black or Daemon girlies suddenly love Aemond Targaryen when he gets hot and crazy. Y’all were cheering when he got mutilated as a ten year old boy. And therefore don’t get to like him in the future.

Y’all chose your crazy Targaryen man and he’s a misogynistic, evil person who has committed domestic violence and killed his wife, insults women because of their looks, cheats on his wives, ignores his daughters while they mourn their dead mother, laughs at his wife’s funeral, laughs at the expense of his “true love” and revels in her being in danger, grooms children, and is all around a woman hater and disrespecter.

Meanwhile, Aemond is actually good to women (as far as we know this far and from the book). He defended his sister against Aegon and respects her, wears an eyepatch so he doesn’t scare the ladies at court with his scars, and he’s most likely going to be devoted to his girl Alys Rivers, the witch queen of Harrenhal.

#you made your bed now lie in it #Aemond is my already problematic fave and I am defending him #he deserves wayyyyy better #also Ewan Mitchell will be my undoing in this role #I can’t wait #house of the dragon #game of thrones #anti targ stans #anti daemon stans #anti daemon targaryen #anti daemon #pro aemond targaryen #aemond targaryen #aemond one eye #team green

[dawns-beauty]

Khajiit:

#dragons are 'real big cats' in Khajiit mythology #kitty posting #my bf put all the cat toys in one box and it is Ruby's throne #yes they all have cat beds. yes they all choose to sit in boxes and bags instead.

[bigeloo]

throne guy

#no name for him yet #ueh I'm going to bed #art #digital art #artwork #my art #digital drawing #tolys's scribbles #oc #angel oc #angel #throne #throne angel #oc art

[curiosity-killed]

so it turns out i have more thoughts on fashion in TCP than anticipated (...surprise) and this is really only a small glimpse into norms in one city orz

#my art #story: tcp #but curio! you may ask. what about when they are riding horses! ancelm (as influenced by the rule of the soko family) #is rlly big on their Nomadic Horseback History! #to which i say. yeah that was literally one of the things i sat down to draw and then i read so much about natural dyes instead #also i haven't quite determined how the 'thou shalt not show a glimpse of ankle [THE HORROR]' vibes go with riding robes #which traditionally #i've drawn as knee-length orz #they might still be knee-length tbh or like. capri length #also in thinking about the pendulum of fashion #i think tcp takes place in a relatively conservative era in part bc arradine has not been having the best of all economic experiences #which i think. i need to actually build out more #and have neighboring states more opportunistic abt yknow #baby callebero on throne #anyway!! #i need to go to bed #and also maybe put ice on the toe that got smashed by my whiteboard falling off the wall in the middle of this

[absentmoon]

good morningggg. i woke up earlier but fell asleep again

#daisy.txt #i had #not a dream exactly just a really vivid thought while i was too tired to dispel it #☹️. falling asleep on him BOOOO #if it happened in the middle of the throne room people would be so nervous about making noise im sorryyy #not my fault im a cat 💤🐈‍⬛ #i think hed be really Uuurrkk gentle about it #except later he antagonizes me into going to bed earlier. 😐 #''unless you Want to fall asleep on me again'' Shut Up. #🍊.gibby

[lalo-vault]

Alicent’s compassion towards Dyana gives me so much joy. And her yelling at Aegon once again *chefs kiss*

Any scene where Viserys was speaking made my heart heavy bro I legit had to hold my chest because I was so distraught, and his FACE. Yeah I cried shut up.

Aemond wanted all the smoke and I was here for it, Helaena can do no wrong she is so cute and weird and she’s my daughter and I love her, and it was nice to see Otto smile for a change.

There’s so much about this episode that I love and after seeing the preview for the next episode I literally started sobbing because I knew it was going to be so fucking fire GIVE ME MORE

HOWEVER, there was a lack of Larys and it disheartened me a little bit BUT OTHERWISE THIS WAS AN AMAZING EPISODE

#also the scene where Viserys went to sit on the throne #when he probably hasn’t gotten out of bed and walked such a long distance in years #I was so proud #I cried #GO KING!! #when he reached up towards the sky as he died #‘my love’ SHUT UP NOBODY TALK TO ME SHUT UP #house of the dragon #aemond targaryen #viserys targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #otto hightower

[kirnet]

I’m getting Tetris effected by bg3

#I’m bed thinking abt the order of operations of what potions I need to give everyone and where I’m gonna set up my defensive spells #abt to do the iron throne. pray for me. #everyone got misty step and or dimension door so I’m pretty sure we can make this work #ramblings

[whattheship]

I feel like I missed something yesterday, what the fuck is a boop?

#i was too busy sleeping in and watching Throne of Blood #because you see #my partner is an Advanced Weeb™ #and I'm a lazy shit who won't get out of bed unless forced #boop #tumblr boop

[lilidawnonthemoon]

#we couldn’t find her for the longest time and me & my mom both looked in this room multiple times haha #she’s usually on the bed #Queen on her throne #cats #cute #funny #adorable #lovely #kitty #black cats #cozy #grandmacore lol #decor

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Harley is sooooo

#she Frequently digs around in any clothes or blankets or pillows on the floor or bed #like. aggressively digs and makes a nest. she'll grab it with her mouth if she must #with my clothes!!!! and then spins around in a circle and lays down on her throne and sighs with the emotion of... idk not a DOG #and she does it with my clothes more than anything else lol #yeah i should pick my clothes up. but does she have to be so violent with them #harley #my dog

[meowthiroth]

rhys screenshot dump time babey!! got a few nice action & candid shots of him :)

#skyrim #tes ocs #rhys #skyrim oc #dragonborn oc #game does some weird stuff to his eyes when you’re viewing him through a ghost. i kinda dig it! #had to change him out of the ebony mail to take action shots because he kept getting shadowed :( #i LOVE the fact that sitting in a jarl’s throne lets you do the pose. its so funny #*ulfric goes to bed* ​‘‘my city now :)’’

[goldensunset]

my roommates and i are all so slaphappy tonight it's insane i can't do this homework lol

#it's not even that late but we're super tired and our neighbors are being wiiiiild #it's been a long week #full of insanity #and sick brain is doing stuff to me #the pressure in my sinuses rn. help me #girl is going off the deep end talking about the kind of books she reads and we're like holy crap congrats on the thirst and fetishes #roomie bonding activities ig #we don't need alcohol to be deranged and have a good time #other girl is like yeah i watch game of thrones every night before bed. to wind down for the evening #we're like HOW IS THAT RELAXING #also bad taste. peace and love <3 #the neighbors are acting a lil unhinged tonight probably bc the RA basically just confessed to us that she's willing to slack at her job #and has been doing so #hoooo boy #peach rambles #lalalallalalalalalalaaaaallalaaa this is so fun wheeeeeeeeee heeeheee #girl help i need to be grounded