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thatdeadaquarius · 19 days
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Imagine a horribly clumsy creator in the sagau... like trips over their own feet, starts coughing due to choking on air randomly, knocking a vase off a table that was in the middle of the table somehow???? Silly goofy stuff like that (I pull these silly goofs often personally)
(obv goes w/o saying sorry for being so late to reply /gen) ;-;
clumsy reader is so me core idk why i didnt think of this lmao
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(this gif is liek the modern equivalent of Charlotte posting ur embarrassing clumsy moments on insta Steambird acc lmao)
(so sometimes im lazy and dont include the ask stuff esp if its shorter like this, so here's at least the characters in this one: Fontaine ppl <3 along with a G for general audience, barring cuss words)
Navia would politely ask you to go the edge or whatever area ur in whenever she pulls out her cannons/guns LMAO
every time you and either Clorinde or Neuvillette are walking next to you, or doing rlly anything, its like night and day
ur out here finding all the cracks in the sidewalk, bumping everything that could even possibly have a liquid in it, and have constant bruises from hip checking/stubbing toes on mechas walking around
Clorinde is impressed at that point bc mechas are actively programmed to get out of your way, so how u managed to put them back into ur way rlly fascinates her 😭😭
Neuvillette would like to wrap u in fabric/bubble wrap equivalent for his old ass, in an attempt to desperately stop u from hurting urself lol
u get a new coat or new pants from him all the time, u just thought at first he was rlly into giving u Fontaine fashion until Furina pointed out that it was spring/summer and you wouldn't wear thick woolen pants and fur-lined coats everyday 💀
(poor dragon guy doesn't rlly get the practical side of clothes, he likes fashion, but he inadvertently subscribes to the "hoes don't get cold" philosophy by being an ancient dragon lord)
Wriothesley is unfortunately nice enough to constantly try and catch his poor god, which ends well for neither of you 50% of the time
its not even ur weight takes him down, he's buff as hell after all, and he's dealt with rowdy inmates, its just.. ur clumsiness spreads.
if ur tripping, and the poor Duke reaches out to catch you, ur reaching out at the same time to steady urself on a side table w/a vase full of water, which u then knock off, drenching ur back and his face at the same time LMAO
he doesn't learn, despite u literally begging him to stop trying to help u, then u try and compromise to just let u fall and help u afterward asdfghkl-
Wrio's too chivalrous tho, the most u can get him to do is always grab ur arm instead of trying to bodily catch you
if u think after the first like, ✌️ TWO times Lynette is willing to help you, u r so wrong lmao
she's seen her brothers clumsiness, she knows theres no saving u
she does comfort u after slipping (not even falling but just flailing dramatically) for the 5th time in the puddles around water fountains tho
Lyney and Freminet are lowkey legit convinced someones cursed their god atp 😰
Freminet always had bandaids for u, and Lyney keeps a supply of ur fav candy to cheer u up after embarrassing urself by falling ass backwards right into the Fountain of Lucine right in front of Opera house lmao
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...Charlotte thinks this is all vv hilarious, no she has no respect for ur godliness, her archon was Furina like LMAO- IM SORRYYY
(she has started a small section in the steambird of a near daily- DAILY picture of u being clumsy 😭)
(u, not srsly, threaten to smite her and she just giggles)
(its ok they take it all in a cute/endearing trait type of way)
again, sorry for lateness, when i reopen askbox (soon, FINALLY-)
ill try and stay more on top of it and try and sort whatre just chats/non-requests better too 😭😭
hope u guys are having a good week!! tysm for being patient and nice to me :')
Safe Travels Kai,
💀♒
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goonflower · 6 months
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if stancy has a million haters, then i'm one of them❗
if stancy has one hater, i'm that one❗
if stancy has no haters, that means i'm dead❗❗❗
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canidgirlfangs · 2 months
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get the fuck off my blog zoophiles challenge i cannot stand you and i do not want you here. this is the most dogfucker dni space on the internet
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Baby girl.
Baby.
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bug66 · 1 month
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My collection of V.ii Snail Images (Snimages) 🐌 to go with the Vesper lineup i posted earlier
I like him because he sucks and I want to see him suffer more <3 I want to throw bricks at him <3 Rusty in the back give him the steel chair <3 also a yelling Michigan and puppy 621 to balance out the immense negative aura here
Snail Design Notes under the cut for anyone (?) who’s interested-
I choose to interpret his continued augments as making him a 50 year old who looks like a 30 year old twink because that's objectively funny
His superiority complex probably has contributed to a concern with appearances- which is why he looks so pristine and scar-free compared to everyone around him (and I like how by comparison he looks unusual).
Has a skincare routine that would make a regular human’s face slough off.
Honestly what does a guy need to go through to develop a superiority complex like that?? He’s such a freak lol
Still need to properly design the arquebus plug suit since it’s very rebuild of eva 3.0 here and didn’t reach the very specific idea I had for his neural jack.
I just like the idea of him having the most fucked looking neural jack- a device with multiple points on the spine with the only scarring he’d have being from its dermal wiring between those points. I ought to probably draw it but that means drawing him naked which is scary.
I think he likes wearing the body glove a lot bc it’s so Arquebus (he likes the sleek aesthetics), but he’d never admit it. Who looks more or less caked in the Arquebus body glove is up to you :~)
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stroshroom · 4 months
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nibbly drawing to start off the year and this sideblog :3
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[ID: my beloathed]
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who-is-this-weirdo · 1 month
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Pain and misery when drawing the last Oc of the Challenge
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It went up to 27, taking a lot of time, then it bugged and
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Have to restart it, Thanks Ibis Paint X, gotta have to delay me ending this challenge
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#JINDAY 3. Memorable performance(s) - FAKE LOVE @ MC Countdown (May 31, 2018)
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thedemonscrawler · 3 months
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Auuugh I hate exposition I hate one set of characters getting another set up to speed
istg from now on if you weren't present you just don't find out about what happened to your buddies, sorry bruh
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writeouswriter · 6 months
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If you ever find yourself thinking, “maybe I should re-listen to the The Black Tapes, I miss the vibe of The Black Tapes,” STOP, THAT IS THE DEVIL TALKING
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rubydubydoo122 · 6 days
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What is your opinion on Reverse Robin AUs
Reverse Robins Au. My Beloathed.
I hate them so much. Like the concept is amazing, but every single reverse robins AU I've seen has been done Wrong.
First off, None of them would be called Robin. Dick came up with that because his Mom used to call him that.
Second, Damian wouldn't be the first sidekick, it would probably be Duke. IT WOULD BE DUKE!!
And Tim wouldn't be the one to Die and become the Red Hood, because that would be Damian or Stephanie --> if Damian Died tho, I feel like Bruce actually wouldn't have any more sidekicks after that. Would Bruce Fire Duke, and would Duke start Ditching his daytime duties to do vigilante shit during the day?
would Tim be the family member who has more superhero connections?
Why wouldn't the batmobile security be stronger if this was set later in the future?
Why would an 8 year old legally be allowed to be an acrobat, much less preform without a mat? Would Bruce still see himself in Dick even though so much more time has passed since his parents death? Why are we making him a Talon?
Every single reverse Robins Au I have read has just felt like a copy paste of canon, but just swapping around the names of the characters.
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methcheese · 1 month
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anthony talking about how disheveled willy looks reminds of when they talk about azula in atla is this anything
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wawataka · 2 years
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i can’t wait for s3 so that way we can see takenaka fuck everyone’s shit up animated
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“Jonathon” 💀
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jerrsterrr · 2 months
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drops this on ur head and it makes a silly bonk sound effect
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Spoiler: its the sadness and no amount of scrapbooking hides the tear stains
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