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thebackwoodsbarbi · 1 year

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Watch "TAMMY SLATON Massive Weightloss Revealed in RECENT POSTS - 1000LB SISTERS -" on YouTube

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magicalgirllove92 · 9 months

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You know, the 11th season of My Big Fat Fabulous Life is almost here on the day after Labor Day and there's a new trailer.... Things will get heartbreaking and extremely ugly. My first thought of this trailer as Glenn Thore says goodbye his late wife Babs who passed away in December of last year but filmed a damn funeral for tacky reality TV show... That's disgusting, embarrassing, disrespectful, emotionless and super gross, I mean, come on. Funerals are for private used only just like my grandma's celebration of life when I went to Mexico for anniversary prayers to support my mom and also she's more mature than Shit Whit Thore, no livestream or shitty untalented reality TV show. Although they've should used filming butterflies or doves as of sign of Christian or Catholic human went to heaven but the goddamn casket. That's fucking gross and emotionless creepy. Even Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 and 5-part John Aniston tribute episodes on Days of Our Lives is much better emotional than disgusting 11th season premiere of Warner Bros Discovery's worst show that has bad influence towards girls. Girls who was born in the late 80s and early 90s used to be huge fans of Whitney Thore but after that, they'll better off with their childhood heroines The Powerpuff Girls, Totally Spies or even Disney's action comedy Kim Possible, so was pop stars like Beyonce, Janet Jackson, Selena and Taylor Swift. The Thore kids decided to make her heartbreaking dad cheer up, an pick-me-boot adventure call bucket list. Just like the 2007 movie starring Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson various stuff from skydiving to tattoo which was wholesome. But from wholesome to trashy soap crap when Glenn is visiting a woman who is a daughter of Vietnamese woman he fall in love out of wedlock and. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ She's was the half-sister of Whitney and Hunter! Reddit users are having a field day to continue mocking her hugest fat ass until the show is over for good. My eyes are roll for this toxic cringe. 🙄 Shitney is bullying her faked friend who is 29 drinking his morning coffee. Glenn's bucket list when his kids and Shitney's friends are having a whirlwind trip to Switzerland and... I'm laughing at the cringeful moments possible because the trailer ends with dramatic music. 🤣🤣🤣 Poor little Whitney suffered an health issues all because of her obese bullshit (My message to her: don't blame PCOS) and the fucking helicopter fit for prissy narcissistic princess arrives at the nick of time as she went to Switzerland hospital. What the fuck!!! I thought the early seasons were decent but later.... drama bullshit about me me me and even toxic nonhealthly feminists are praised Whitney Thore while normal healthy feminists are scolded her (used to be fans of Whitney Thore but they've rage quit). After the trailer was online Whitney post it on Instagram either I'm laughing cringe or petty or felt bad but either way, I'm about to find out why. The answer is petty. Whitney's haters don't hate Glenn and Hunter, they hate her. Glenn answers it which was inaccurate. His late wife is an reality TV star while Princess Diana and Queen Elizabeth II is historical figures, he cannot compare famous figures to the hypocritical unlovable fatso's lovable mom. I'm afraid that the 11th season of My Big Fat Fabulous Life will be doomed to failure because it's on its last legs and used fans of Whitney Thore are done with her.

#tw: death #anti Whitney Thore #this site is for Whitney Thore slander #my big fat fabulous life #tlc #Warner Bros Discovery #tw: rant #tw: mental health

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siegelst · 2 years

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hmmmm is watching 'my big fat fabolus life' worth it? i haven't watch it. i saw some episodes. but idk if i want to watch it or not.

#i want drama but at the same time dont #idk if it be a waste of time to watch that show #and 90 days fiance is really boring that i dont bother #my big fat fabulous life #tlc #idk what channel.#im usually watch twilight zone and diagnoisis murders

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wordworshipper · 1 year

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the only good thing that happened this year was nothing everything is f-ed up

#end of 2022 #today on tumblr #dukh #dumb shit #memes #tw guilt #messed up #life shit #real life #student life #life’s a mess #life’s a bitch #my big fat fabulous life’s whitney way thore’s mom barbara dead at 76 as star pens emotional note about devastating loss

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colourstreakgryffin · 7 months

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since the shinazugawa brothers are my skrunklywunklybadopsies can i request a softyan!platonic!Sanemi and Genya hcs with a littlesister!reader who's mitsuri's tsuguko, basically a total sweetheart and proof that life is easier when your drop-dead gorgeous and have a fuckload of suitors but god had to be fair and make her a literal dumbass 😭+ tell me that Sanemi the type of brother to scare the everloving crap out of any dude that flirts with his sister

(anyways hope u become the most fabulous bitch around with a smoking hot partner who's like iguro and fat stacks of cash 💕💕😍😙)

Abkwiejsndjsk. I want Obanai so bad, don’t remind me. Leee criiiii, but anyway. Sanemi and Genya, right? Okay, I’ll try to the best of my capabilities for you, darling!

Yandere! Platonic! Demon Slayer Scenarios: Shinazugawa Sanemi and Shinazugawa Genya

The Shinazugawa Brothers were already way too overprotective over you from the beginning, this situation has only elevated their protectiveness… they lost everybody, besides you. Sanemi feels obligated to be with you and Genya all the time as you two’s older brother and Genya feels required to guard you in assistance of Sanemi

Neither brothers were okay with you becoming a slayer but they couldn’t resist your begging and your excitement over being a slayer, hurting you in anyway is not something they’ll tolerate so they end up reluctantly letting you join Genya to final selection as Sanemi becomes the Wind Hashira

When the Love Hashira, Mitsuri takes you under her wing as her loveable Tsuguko and accidentally ends up bringing in so many suitors for you after making you stand out so beautifully, your older brothers flip their shit and almost try to pull you out of Mitsuri’s care

Sanemi and Genya have a very similar view on you. They both love you so much and they can’t stand you getting taken away by anything so they both develop a maddening obsession with protecting you from the world itself. The world is a danger now, and they both will make sure they won’t lose their only remaining sibling

Sanemi chases away the many suitors that try to woo you from the sidelines as Genya pulls you from them physically, asking why you want to be wooed by some weirdo. Yes, both of the brothers have been following you and stalking you as often as they possibly can with their sanity-destroying mindset over you

Genya is very clingy and will never let go of you no matter what, whilst Sanemi just guards you like a aggressive father wolf guarding his babies. To them, you are far too young to get a husband and because you’re a slayer, those men could potentially be trying to exploit you

The Shinazugawa Brothers are equally delusional over your view on them, they genuinely believe on a shared level that you love them dearly. They can’t recognise the way you stare at them afraid of their extreme possessiveness and overprotectiveness over you. You can barely recognise Sanemi and Genya as your big brothers

Sanemi doesn’t want either you nor Genya to be a slayer but he is attachment over you two has grown to such a intense degree that he can’t keep himself away from you two anymore. You are his life and love, he needs the both of you with him and he will do whatever he must to keep that

Your formerly beloved big brothers never won’t ever try to ruin your beautiful, cheerful nature by making you find out about their dastardly tricks as your optimistic personality, in reality, keeps these brothers teetering at the edge of sanity but neither can stand the fact you’re very dimwitted, despite being so skilled and incredible

Sanemi doesn’t only just scares anybody that tries to talk to you, he sends death threats and raises his katana at them. Genya isn’t as bad as Sanemi, he is just more touchy and shovey over you as he will never let anybody touch you and barks them away

“Dokusha, don’t do anything stupid! Okay? I can’t lose you nor Genya, my life runs on you two… just… don’t mess up! I will make that bubblegum-haired idiot guard you if I must!”

“Little sister! Wait! Why are you going to go on a date with that guy? He seems a bit dangerous… you should just stay with me and Onii-san forever, you don’t need a man anyway!”

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smellss · 8 months

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Prodded - Sam kerr x singer!reader social media au!

summary: things are about to get a little messy sadly it happens on social media…

sorry this is a bit of a filler chapter i really don’t know where i’m taking this story or whether i should leave it… (any ideas pls appriciates)

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florencepugh: seeing you tonight is a bad idea right

emmawatson: gorgeous

floscrockpot: lol is this about y/n? @baby/n

baby/n: this is a big fat mess

user678: wtf this is so gay coded drama

livsguts: the olivia lyrics as well omg

tylerblackburn: omg can we be friends

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y/noffical: my new single feather comes out on friday 💌💌💌

zendaya: girl it’s absolutely incredible congrats bby ❤️

y/noffical: thank you my love

baby/n: omg the lyrics “i feel so much lighter like a feather with you out my life” FLO IS SOBBING RN

floscrockpot: wtf is y/n playing at! messing with flo not okay

baby/n: how is she messing her up she’s moving on

likedbyy/noffical

masiepeters: MY BABY GIRL

samanthakerr20: yours?

kerrleftboot: samantha samantha

y/nbaby: what the fuck

mummy/n: they aren’t even hiding their gay ass ong

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marieclaire: Our most beautiful Y/n L/n for our June cover after finishing off her Australasian Tour 🇦🇺. Click the link below to hear her interview sharing all the goss of love and being back home!

INTERVIEW WITH MARIE CLAIRE

Interviewer: Hello gorgeous y/n lovely to see you again, or should I say welcome home! How’s the first couple of days been?

Y/n: I never thought i would miss the mozzies and the heat so much! But no it’s been wonderful to be back, as much as I enjoy the time away I have all my special people here.

Interviewer: So Y/n you’ve had an absolutely fabulous tour its been incredible but i was wanting to get a bit deeper with you. Your new single “Feather” is incredible, can you tell us more about the process of writing it?

Y/n: Of course, as the whole internet know by this point I went through a pretty big break up at the beginning of last year. This song just talks about how I've felt through the process and how I' d moved on.

Interviewer: Now social media plays a big part of anyone’s life but especially yours and taylor swifts, you both are always doing sneaky little hints to things. Now this week there’s been some chatter about someone in your past doing the same anything you’d like to say about that

Y/n: All I will say is that I’m very happy at the moment and am not going back in time to any memories or people.

Interviewer: Excellent! Last question for you today Y/n, you’ve shown your support for our nations team the Matilda’s at a couple of games of the FWWC now. I didn’t realise you were such a big fan of the sport?

Y/n: I should have expected this question really (laughs), look i’ve always enjoyed the sport but a couple of the girls have supported me at my shows and it’s the least I can do to reciprocate. They are very special people to me.

Interviewer: Anyone particularly special? (interviewer smirks and winks)

Y/n: Mmmmh I’ll keep my eye towards the front of the pitch (y/n laughs and winks with the interviewer)

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dailymailaus: Spotted! Y/n L/n kissing secret girl following the celebration of her Australian tour finishing at a nightclub in Perth. Many fans speculate it is Matilda’s captain Sam Kerr after the two have been interacting on social media and a recent interview L/n did with Marie Claire. Click the link to discover more! 📸🔥

baby/n: that interview was so sweet but this is JUICY

floscrockpot: girl flo is literally in aus rn this could be her

baby/n: babe you’re delusional did not see y/ns most recent interview DONE 👏

user678: I wish they would just confirm it omg

samsleftboot: it makes sense they would want to keep it quiet they are both super busy tn however they aren’t doing a very good job hiding it.

mummy/n: my two girlfriends happy as can be

#sam kerr imagine #sam kerr x reader #sam kerr fanction #fanfic #samantha kerr #social media au #wlw

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secretgarden · 3 days

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my big fat fabulous life

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nwarrior777 · 3 months

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List of my projects but

✨VAGUELY✨

because i want to get it out of my system, but don't want give spoilers

You are burned dust but still have... romantic moment with The Guy and somehow it's gay The Game

GUN.mp4 animatic. The Fandom fans are smiling wide now (keep the secret), people who don't know, well, it will be experience.

Videos. Like, with my face. Like, with talking by my face. About important shit! And a little bit of art myth bustering. The themes are representation and, as i said, art, and oooh, i have a lot to say.

Ah yes it supposed to be vaguely... vague detail for this one: phonk

yeah all characters are queer and fat but i don't think that someone thinks i will do otherwise lol

special mention for things which i didn't start full work on yet, only thinking, under the cut!

Special Mention! Musicals! Which are on "i have idea and i watched it on the wall while 6 hours daydreaming session" level. Previous ones are started in work and some are close to finish

I watched Mozart L Opera Rock and was like. Want this shit

Have several ideas for that ones:

- Most important one is about romance of The Prince and The Knight. Vague detail: Salieri songs but it's about fight for life with personificated plague (but good ending, as with all my big projects, obviously).

- The second one is about The Some Dude getting at vampire ball by mistake. The Star of the musical is Fat Fabulous Gorgeous Vampire Lord making Fabulous Gorgeous Vampire Lord Shit, like singing stunning songs In Red Lights, turning people who they don't like into red splash and, of course, showing The Some Dude how to... romantic momenting

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thebackwoodsbarbi · 5 hours

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MBFFL fans Slam Whitney Thore for (allegedly) Lying & MORE

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deeseelovez · 2 years

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the cheerleader 3

part 1 part 2 part 4 part 5

aged up! mike wheeler x cheerleader reader! reader is a slightly cry baby. reader is very feminine and girly fyi.

also! this chapter does include some person information on y/n and her home life! so yeah🙏🏼

summary: mike drops off reader and they officially started to 'date'.

"Add me on snap, insta, and tiktok, would ya?" Y/n asks as Mike stops the car on the corner of the street.

"You live there?" Mike asks, pointing up at a big house. One of the biggest houses he's ever seen. It had a big garden and a stone gate around it.

"Yes," Y/n says with a shrug.

"Of course, you live here." Mike rolls his eyes and Y/n wanted to slap him upside the head but she took in a deep breath and snatched his phone that was connected to the aux.

"I don't hate your taste in music," Y/n tells him as she looks down at the Metallica song that was lowly playing in the car.

"You like metal?" He asks.

"Once again, you don't know anything about me, darling. I am full of surprises. Now, pass code." She smiles and Mike snatches his phone, typing in the six numbers and giving it back.

she adds herself on all of his social media and gives it back, "Now, take a picture of me on your snap." She says and he does as he is told.

"Good boy," She giggles as she grabs the phone, she captions it, 'see ya tomorrow @y/n_y/l/n'

"Now," Y/n took a picture of Mike with almost a small smile and she captioned the same thing with his at.

"There that will get people to talk." Y/n smiles, "Now, Wheeler. I'll see you tomrrow."

"Should I pick you-"

"No!" Y/n shouted, "No. But you can drop me off."

"Why-"

"I'll talk to you later, Wheeler."

"Yeah, see you around, y/l/n."

"None of that, sweetheart. You are a part of this family and we will always take care of you and your siblings."

"Thank you, Mrs. Li."

"Now, come here and have some dinner before you get home."

Y/n didn't protest like usual and just went in for some dinner with Millie and her husband, Robert.

After she ate and did some homework, Carmen took her and her three siblings home.

"So, you told him you lived at my house?"

"Yeah, I'm sorry-"

"Stop with the apologies." Carmen insisted.

Carmen Li and Will Byers were the only people in the world that knew where she truly lived.

Will knew because they lived across the street from each other and Carmen because that was her best friend.

The younger kids grabbed Y/n's house keys to get inside their house.

"So, are you getting a job with me?" Y/n playfully asks Carmen.

"I will," She says, "We can say our parents cut us off because we were living too fabulously." She says with a over-dramatic voice

"Sounds great," The two friends did a one armed hug.

"Picking me up tomorrow?" Y/n asks to sticking her head in the window.

"Always," Carmen says starting the car and Y/n walking over to her door.

“y/n/n!"

"Hey, Will!" They both came up to each other and doing their own handshake together and then hugged.

"So," They both sat on her front porch, "I saw you were with Mike." Will says with a prying tone.

"Yep, we're very new." She tells him.

"Oh my gosh, You and Mike Wheeler. Who would have thought? My two best friends."

"We are officially boyfriend and girlfriend now, but I understand if it's weird for you."

"No, it's just weird because he hates popular kids. No offense, Y/n/n. I love you but he hates jokes, cheerleaders. The only popular he likes is,"

"Jane Hopper, your future step-sis."

"Yeah," Will says, "Mike's a good guy and all but he's kind of an asshole."

"Will!" Y/n laughs.

"I love the guy but he is."

"I remember when you had a big fat crush on him," Y/n says in sing-song tone with a giggle.

"I hate that I ever told you that.".

"Your secret is safe with me, you know that Will."

"I know, I know," Will smiles.

"Hey, Will!" Jane's voice came from his house, "What are you doing-"

"y/n/n?" Jane says, "What are you doing over here?" Y/n cringed. She looks over at Will, silently pleading for help.

"She lives here," Will says, "This is her house. She isn't filthy rich like everyone says." Y/n didn't look at Jane, her eyes looking at the ground.

"y/n, is this true?"Jane asks and y/n nods her head.

"Yes." She says, her eyes finally looking up at her, "I'm not ashamed, Janey. I just, I don't want everyone to know my business."

"No. No. Don't explain yourself. I like your house." Jane smiles.

"Thanks," She smiles, wiping a tear from her face. Jane sat down next to her wrapping her arms around her.

"You can tell me anything, y/n/n. We are best friends, or did you forget?" She says.

"Well, in that case I have a few other things to tell you."

No one knew about her father leaving when she was 10 or that her mother could barely afford the house, bills, and groceries.

Y/n wasn't embarrassed of her living situation. She didn't want anyone's pity or anyone to look at her differently so she would sew on labels to her clothes that she bought from the Goodwill or the clothes that Carmen would give her.

Jane and Will both listened to talk for a little while. Will and Carmen both had been there for her when her father had left or when her mother started to drink, but Jane didn't have any idea of anything and she was shocked by y/n’s confession.

"I'm really not trying to make you feel sorry for me, I'm-"

"Don't you dare apologize." Will says. Will says hugging Y/n from the other side. Y/n had been there for Will, no matter what it was. She was the first person he came out too and the person he would go too when his father would hurt him.

“i love you guys,” y/n says putting her head on top of Will’s.

"We love you," They both said.

Y/n then started to feel bad for what she was doing. Fake dating Mike so he could win the heart of Jane.

y/n looked at jane her eyes closed and a smile. but maybe mike and her would both get what they wanted.

Her perfect grades and him with the girl of his dreams.

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Like every morning, Y/n got up and put on an outfit from her closet. Applying her mascara and jewelry and then going out to Carmen's cherty red convertible, it was still in mid-august so the top it was almost always down.

Something that was different than every other morning was the faint smell of Carmen's new strawberry perfume and that Mike Wheeler in a black t-shirt and jeans was waiting for her at the front of the school.

"Mikey!" Y/n says, throwing her arms over his shoulders and placing a kiss on his cheek.

"No one is even watching," Mike whispers hugging her back.

"Someone is always watching, Wheeler." She says taking his hand.

"Why do you always were a million bracelets." He asks looking down at their intertwined hand.

"Because they are each special to me, if you're lucky. I'll tell you about it."

"Why do you dress like your emo?"

"I-" Mike looks down, "I am not. I just dress like me."

"Okay, do you have plans tomorrow?"

"No?"

"We are going to the mall and get a few outfits at the mall,"

"Starcourt, really? The malls lame."

"yes, really. I promise, it won't be as bad as it seems and I can look for a job."

"What Daddy cut you off?" Y/n's jaw tensed at his words,

"And remind me again, how that's your business?" She says with a sarcastic smile, "We have a football game today and it's a home game. So, you have to come."

"Well after the mall, you have to go a D&D meeting."

"Perfect. I've wanted to meet Eddie 'The Freak' Munson. I liked his music." Mike looks down at her as they walked down the hallway, hand and hand. Her other intertwined around his arm. He never noticed how she smells like vanilla and honey or how she always smiles at everyone.

"Y/n?" Olive says, "Who is this," Olive looks at Mike with a small amount of judgement. Y/n squeezes his hand subtly.

"This is Mike, my boyfriend."

"Is he new or something?" Olive says.

"No, Olive. He's gone to school here since kindergarten."

"We were partners last year for a science project." Mike interjects.

"Oh," Olive says, she laughs, "I remember. Well, bye." Olive turns the other way.

"She's kinda,"

"Yeah, she's not the brightest crayon in the box but she's sweet like sour gummy worms." Mike laughs, he genuinely laughs. That was the first time Y/n had heard him laugh.

He walked her too her locker and went across the hall to his, "Walk me to English?" Y/n asks.

"Um," He thought for a minute, "sure." Y/n held out her hand for him and he took it.

#mike wheeler x reader #mike wheeler #mike wheeler x y/n #mike wheeler fluff #stranger things #fake dating #enimes to lovers #kinda

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burstingwithbellies · 2 years

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When you heard your doctor explain what could happen, you didn't just ignorne him you took him home. You had him rail you in the moving van as they moved your 1000 pound body home. He twisted his own station to get you strongest fertility meds he could find, even though he described you as hyper fertile allready. To make shure you were knocked up he stayed as your at home doctor under observation for a week of debauchery him and his 5 friends from the selfe described "bredders club" the effects were so fast you have never been so hungry or horny.

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I am a mess! A man who was 1000 pounds couldn’t possibly get bigger, could he???

I am blinded with cocks and my own fat as the doctor invites his friends over to “take care of me”. The signs of pregnancy were instant. The meds work out fabulously and my doctor claims that there were over 40 babies in my womb since my third party with him and the Breeder’s club.

But his state-of-the-art ultrasound machine only could of pick up to that number at maximum, so there was a high possibility that not all the babies that were counted.

Now, every second of the day, I would grow a couple inches bigger. The 1000 pounds took me years to achieve but in under a month with the hyperpregnancy, I gained a new 1000. My custom-made bed breaks in that time and I’m left to lay on the ground, no other beds were available to adapt to me. And I had the greatest orgasm when I fell.

But achieving the best orgasm was the regular for me now with how oversensitive my body became. The doctor could just touch one of my tits, which has since filled with more milk than any cow farm could supply, and fireworks would go off inside of me. Long before I got knocked up, I couldn’t get any clothes; nothing fitted me.

But as I progressed in my pregnancy, literally nothing could have fit me. The walls of my room started to get close in and I suspected that I might break through them soon.

But before that could happen, a team of scientists abduct me from my home after someone reports the abnormality of my behavior and saw a little peek of my inflating body through my windows. My whole neighborhood became aware of my pregnancy and rapid morbid weight gain as it happened, so I suspected it was a worried, nosy neighbor tipped this team off.

They transfer me to a special, remote medical facility to study of my advanced pregnancy and weight gain. My doctor (who managed to avoid any consequences of not notifying any medical boards about me) was still there. He monitored me with the rest of the team, fed me in the same routine we had already established and fucked me just the same, though, in secret this time.

My scale rose to record-breaking number to record-breaking number. I would hear my doctors count in horror, “19,000… 19,100… 19,120…”

I couldn’t see anything other than me. I had grown too monstrously gigantic that I couldn’t see over my yoga ball sized tits and my round, chubby cheeks would force my eyes to squint. This was me at 5 months.

In my daily schedule of growing my unhealthily large litter of babies, eating and fattening up, my doctors would have to ask if I’m okay. With the overabundance of fat that beset my system, they had to check on my mental state.

But to their surprise each time, I was beyond content with my life. And I’d say to them each day that I was just great! A big happy mess! 😊

#fat kink #obesity #immobility #pregnancy kink #hyperpregnancy #mpreg #feeling really kinky ~ 😈#answered 💕#anon answered #pregnant fantasy #wg fantasy #wg kink #🥵

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sweetmourningdoll · 4 months

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watching my big fat fabulous life as fatspo

#personal

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tomboyjessie13 · 4 months

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Part 3 here: "Now, let the Fun Begin!" — Medea's Little Secret - Part 3 (tumblr.com)

Medea's Little Secret - Part 4

Study room, DIO's Mansion 2 days later

After spending the night and the day after recovering, Medea has once again looked through files of the Agents to see which one would be the proper owner for Cyndi the kitten while her Stand is on lookout duty, most of them she'd cross out due to either poor behavior towards most walks of life or the living situation not being suitable, meanwhile, Oingo and Boingo are visiting the mansion to give them their paycheck.

Boingo: *Playing with Cyndi with a pipe cleaner*

Cyndi: *Playing* Mew~ mew~

Medea: *Looking at list of users, crossing out Rubber Soul* Killed someone's pet. *Crosses out Captain Dragon* Prefers Sea life. *Crosses out Arabia Fats* Causes heat stroke. *Crosses out Eris Raitt's name* Has a pet snake. *Crosses out Gray Fly* Serial killer.

Oingo: Wow, and people called me and Boingo crooks?

Medea: You still are, just more petty than dangerous.

Oingo: Heeeeey! >:-(

Medea: Don't get mad at me, it's true.

Oingo: Eh whatever, *points at list* hey what about that guy Hol Horse? I heard he likes animals.

Medea: True, but he prefers horses overs cats, *crosses his name out, as well as J. Geil's name* not only that but he's with that gobshite J. Geil so I can't trust her to be alone with him anyways, Geil would definitely mistreat her for fun while Hol Horse isn't looking.

Oingo: No kidding, that creep has a pretty bad reputation comes to animals and women, seriously what does Horse even see in that asshole?

Medea: Nothing really, he's just using him for his Stand. *Looks at list and sees Alessi on it*..............NEVER gonna happen, buddy. *Crosses out his name*

Boingo: Who?

Oingo: Alessi.

Boingo: Ew.

Medea: Hmmm.... *Crosses out T. D'Arby* Trent unfortunately lives under the same roof as DIO and would never dare disobey him on the "No Cats and Dogs" rule, that and I don't think he's much of a cat lover either.

Oingo: Agreed, that dude would rather play his video games and creepy collection than keep a cat.... Oh! But his brother can though.

Medea: Daniel? But that jerk's a cheating bastard with a gambling addiction.

Boingo: *Holding Cyndi* True, he may not be a good person, but he does take care of his own cat, so even if you don't like him, you can at least trust him to look after Cyndi.

Medea: I don't know, what about you guys? Can you take care of her?

Oingo: Sorry Meds but we can't take her in either, we can barely afford to take care of ourselves, so having her around would just be another mouth to feed.

Medea: Ahh ok, guess I'll check you two off then. *Crosses their names off* No offense.

Boingo: None taken, big sis.

Medea: Hmm, guess the only people left on the list are Daniel, Mariah, and Father Pucci.

Oingo: *Unsure* Y'know I'm not too sure about the priest, he's a pretty cool guy and all, but I heard churches usually don't allow pets except service dogs.

Medea: Crap, your right, no wonder my parents wouldn't let Ozzy come with us during Sundays. *Crosses out Pucci* That means we have our last two candidates then.

*FOOTSTEPS*

[Flogging Molly]: *On look out* Kiru kiru!

All three: *Panicking*

Medea: Oh no, Vanilla Ice is coming O_O

Oingo: Aw man, we're so busted O_O

Boingo: Big bro, give me your hat!

Oingo: *Does so*

Boingo: *Puts Cyndi* Sorry Cyndi.

Cyndi: Mew~

Medea: Be careful with her!

Oingo: *Puts hat back*

Vanilla Ice: *Enters the room* .....

All three: *Poses fabulously*

Medea: What's up, Ice Cream?

Vanilla Ice: Master DIO wishes to see Glory Gods Oingo and Boingo now.

Oingo: Oh cool, we'll be here in a second.

Vanilla Ice: .... *Sees Oingo* What's going on with your hat?

Oingo: *His hat is thrashing about*

Boingo: Oh, uh that's just [Khnum] overreacting, it happens sometimes.

Oingo: It's true, it happened last week!

Vanilla Ice: ....*Walks to them* ....*Looking closely*

All three: *Sweating bullets, scared* O_O''''

Vanilla Ice: ....*Walks away* Alright.... you get two minutes, don't keep Master DIO waiting. *Leaves*

All three: *Sighs in relief*

Medea: That was close.

*CHOMP*

Oingo: OW! She bit me >_< *Removes hat*

Cyndi: *Bites into his skull*

Medea: Awww, she's teething. <3

45 Minutes later

After getting their money, Oingo and Boingo stowed away on a train back to Aswan, Oingo was counting their money.

Oingo: 170....180....190....200! *Hyped* Alright! We're going to be eating good tonight! :D

Boingo: *Happy* Yay we're rich!....*Reads [Thoth]* Hm?

Oingo: What? Did [Thoth] make another prediction?

Boingo: Seems like it, I wonder what it's telling us no-....? *Reads the book*.....*his face went from happy to serious*....*his face went from serious to shocked*....*his face went from shocked to horrified* O_O

Oingo: What's wrong? *Takes [Thoth]*....*Also became horrified* Oh no....

End of Part 4

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo oc #stand oc #oc #oingo #boingo #vanilla ice #vanilla ice jojo #drabble #kitty

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wrenmustdie · 2 years

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Full list of public!Frank Iero music endeavors, listed chronologically

On Spotify:

Pencey Prep

Heartbreak in Stereo

My Chemical Romance(1)

I Brought You My Bullets,You Brought Me Your Love (Iero’s guitar playing is only in two tracks off this album, listed below, however he provides backing vocals for several songs throughout. Most notably: Skylines and Turnstiles.)

Honey This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville

Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge

Life on the Murder Scene

The Black Parade

The Black Parade; The B-Sides

The Black Parade / Living With Ghosts

Reggie And The Full Effect(1)

Last Stop: Crappy Town

Leathermouth

XO

My Chemical Romance(2)

Conventional Weapons

Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

Every Snowflake is Different (Just Like You)

Reggie And The Full Effect(2)

No Country For Old Musicians

Solo(1)

Compilation Album “Friends”; Fadeaway Records

2.5mg Just Ain’t Enough for Me

My Chemical Romance(3)

Fake Your Death

Frnkiero and the Cellabration

Stomachaches

Low Road

Kingdoms Crumble (Featured on 1 song.)

Three Storms

Death Spells

Nothing Above, Nothing Below

Frank Iero and the Patience(1)

Parachutes

Solo(2)

Compilation Album “Music for Everyone”; Collective Confusion Records, Sub City Records

Getting Into Heaven Can Be Hell

Frank Iero and the Patience(2)

Keep the Coffins Coming

Frank Iero and the Future Violents

Barriers

Heaven is a Place, This is a Place

Joe Bob Briggs and the Lone Stars

Monster Mash

My Chemical Romance(4)

The Foundations of Decay

Not on Spotify, Not Listed Chronologically:

Pencey Prep

Long Walk to Forever EP

Cotton Candy

Home

Heroine Slow

The Secret Goldfish (Acoustic)

Death of the Lionheart

Fat and Alone

Leathermouth

Myself (Bonus Track from XO)

Bloodnun

(Self-Titled)

Solo

Kerrang! Does Green Day’s American Idiot

Extraordinary Grrl

Frankenweenie Unreleased

This Song is a Curse

For Jamia

XMAS SUX

Sector 12

Everything Falls Apart

I Am A Graveyard

Attention Reader

The Homeless Gospel Choir (ft. Frank Iero)

Crazy

Frnkiero and the Cellabration

give me liberty, but give me depth

Frank Iero and the Patience

Helter Skelter

Two Minutes To Late Night(?)

This Charming Man

The Lovecats

Hybrid

Steve Weil and the Disco Kings

American Nightmare

My Chemical Romance (Not all of these may actually have Frank Iero guitar/vocals but I’m including them anyway)

Dreams of Stabbing and/or Being Stabbed

Like Phantoms, Forever EP

The Mad Gear and the Missile Kid EP

We Don’t Need Another Song About California

The Drugs

Sister to Sleep

Someone Out There Loves You

Zero Percent

Na Na Na (Simlish)

Not including mcr covers bc fuck trying to find all of those and figure out who’s doing what

#wren screams to the void #//text #frank iero #pencey prep #mcr #reggie and the full effect #leathermouth #save #working on a YouTube playlist with all of the songs

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bookaddict24-7 · 1 year

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RECO OF THE WEEK!

Starfish by Lisa Fipps

Synopsis:

“Ellie is tired of being fat-shamed and does something about it in this debut novel-in-verse. Ever since Ellie wore a whale swimsuit and made a big splash at her fifth birthday party, she’s been bullied about her weight. To cope, she tries to live by the Fat Girl Rules–like “no making waves,” “avoid eating in public,” and “don’t move so fast that your body jiggles.”

And she’s found her safe space–her swimming pool–where she feels weightless in a fat-obsessed world.

In the water, she can stretch herself out like a starfish and take up all the room she wants. It’s also where she can get away from her pushy mom, who thinks criticizing Ellie’s weight will motivate her to diet.

Fortunately, Ellie has allies in her dad, her therapist, and her new neighbor, Catalina, who loves Ellie for who she is. With this support buoying her, Ellie might finally be able to cast aside the Fat Girl Rules and starfish in real life–by unapologetically being her own fabulous self.”

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Happy reading!

#booksih #booklr #books #book blog #book blogger #Features #on books #bibliophile #bookaholic #on reading #reco of the week #reco #book reco #recommendations #lisa fipps #mglit #middle grade #contemporary

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demonytekav · 2 years

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There’s a reason I have to read either consensual/happy/safe polyamory or happy ending with no cheating fics.

I emotionally get so invested in the pain and the angst of cheating fics or break up because they want to be with someone else fics and I legit get really depressed after.

It’s so difficult for me to read Katsuki or Izuku cheating on the other - or pre-cheating. I’m not going to sit on a pedestal about it. I KNOW there are good works out there with it. And the angst is fabulous. And I know it’s a part of life - I’ve lived it. So I won’t demand people not write/art about it. Usually I scroll on by and I’m perfectly fine.

I just personally get TOO invested and too hurt when I see them do that to each other. And I’m not emotionally capable of pulling myself out of it and being fine after.

I legit read a thread just now that had Katsuki becoming a cheater and Izuku’s pain literally ripped at my chest. It made me cry - and it wasn’t even finished or super long. (I read the warnings and proceeded anyway so no blame to anyone but me and I’m not complaining about the fic)

I need big fat ass warm hugs right now. I’m gonna bury myself in wholesome things for a while. I just need the boys to be together and be happy (angst is fine just need to END happy).

#bakudeku #bkdk #I need wholesome

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