#my boss is so done with us

[helluvabutt]

Wishful thinking that he'd open up enough to initiate a conversation and get help but I can dream.

Inspired by this tweet:

#blitzo #blitzø #moxxie #fizzarolli #stolas #helluva boss #stolitz #ft stolas realising 'I can fix him' might not apply to this one #do the walls of text make it obvious comics are not my forte #at least I'm getting a little more used to how to draw them #I went looking for the original tweet but twitter crashed repeatedly before I could get far enough back to find it :( #so sory if this has been done (it has been 6 months since the tweet)

[ozdicaff]

i dont think i'll ever emotionally recover from sleuth jesters' finale, so to cope i drew eclipse

Sleuth Jesters by @naffeclipse !!

Detective AU by  @starlightcloudbaby !!

#sleuth jesters fanart #sleuth jesters spoilers #fnaf sb #detective AU #sleuth jesters eclipse #mafia boss eclipse #eclipse fnaf #i legit cried during the last chapter #naff im not done with sleuth jesters just yet im. i need to cope so hard that last chapter made my soul leave my body #in a positive way #good writing legit my fav daycare attendant fic #also hi tumblr #havent used this website in like a year AJSDKJASLDJ #my art #myart

[emmet-appreciation]

source

Ingo the conductor is not having a good time

#The youtube algorithm randomly handed me this video and it gave me so much inspiration I almost cried. #Anyway this was done in two days. #Never again will I use so much colour in a silly little animation #my art #ingo #nobori #emmet #kudari #elesa #kamitsure #nimbasa besties #unreality #<- idk if that tag is right but honestly i feel like it applies here. lmk if i thought wrong #submas #subway bosses #subway masters #animatic #surprisingly was not as bad as i thought to animate tbh i thought it could've been a lot worse #anyhow i hope you enjoy it!!! ;w;! #flashing lights #(at the end) #EDIT: THIS WOULDV'E BEEN REALLY GOOD WITH JACKIE #unfortunately i was already 15 seconds in when i realized that so uh #yeah

[fisheito]

If you tracked my eye activity on that bliss promo pic with the tops it would be something like this

Making a major stop at topper

Before crashing into a ditch (yakuya corner)

#i'm having a moment. the only time i'll ever see these two standing next to each other is in a promotional pic for the sfw game version #FOR SERIOUS i was weirded out by this combination of characters in one pic when i first saw it #i was like oh?? they doing a random assortment now? i mean sure! yeah! i guess! spice it up they look great!! #then someone pointed out that this was Tops Only #then showed me the corresponding picture of Bottoms Only #and i felt my eyebrow raise sharply #OOOH.... i didn't even consider... right.... top bottom segregation #(reality does not occur to me. i see them all through switch-coloured lenses and thus ignore information inconvenient to my preference) #then i started thinking more about the . idea of it. that the tops are in a bar's hidden back room with mafia boss dante #and the bottoms are hanging out in the airy beautiful atrium of pure white snow and lilting piano music #tops are like WELCOME TO THE LIONS DEN and bottoms are like HEY COME INTO THE AVIARY AND SIT WITH US 🥰 #i dwelt on the fact that i was weirded out by yakumo in this group #and it made me think about how..... yakumo would be scared of all the other tops #all of them are INTIMIDATION 100 to hiim #so i imagine after you get him to pose for this shot with everyone. and the business is done #yakumo will quickly retreat to the room with the bottoms (where all his friends are) #blade being the adaptable little creature he is will be like OH COOL ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THE OTHERS?? #I WANT TO SEE THE OTHERS TOO!! MORE FRIENDS!! LET'S GO TOGETHER n_n *links arms* *DRAGS everyone else out of the room* #imagining yaku being first ushered into this dark room with kuya dante and quincy #and he's just nervously glancing at topper for reassurance that there's no danger #just trembling and thinking about how he wants his emotional support wolf/vice captain/priest/earring twin senpai #no yakumo. i wanted you to mingle. and you shall mingle #wear matching outfits with your fellow Tops and (topp) until you build trust and reduce their Intimidation Factors #quincy #blade #dante #yakumo #kuya

[coquelicoq]

crashes ur board meeting n drags u out by the collar but its fine bc youre the one always saying shit like "im looking for people i can use" ok lol. get used idiot

#just tracing like. the sequence of events that had to take place in order for this to come to pass #1. natori and his shiki are skulking around homura stalking ban. possibly it's just his shiki and natori is elsewhere. #either way 2. natsume shows up and natori learns about it either bc he witnesses it or a shiki comes to tell him #3. natori gets in his little richard scarry apple car (this is my mental image for some reason) & fucking. BOOKS IT to the matoba compound #4. goes inside. presumably matoba lackeys try to stop him bc their boss is in an important meeting but somehow he gets past them #(possibilities here are v fun to think about. maybe natori does this all the time and they're used to it. maybe he's never done it before #but they're all on orders to let natori in if he ever shows up. maybe natori convinces them he's supposed to be IN the meeting #which is great because it sounds like some important clan thing so what is he in the clan now??) #5. interrupts matoba's meeting like 'i need you' and matoba's like 'bye everyone whatever this is is more important' #6. they get in natori's comical apple car (again the apple car is not canon don't worry about it) #& natori drives like a bat out of hell back to homura. (SOURCE: matoba is so scarred he refuses natori's offer for a ride later) #i wonder what they talk about on the way there? because they don't talk about why natori is stalking ban until much later #so they must be busy talking about something else. but what?? #that or they're both too distracted by all the near-death experiences from natori's crazed driving lol #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #homura cats arc #horrible exorcists #my posts #sidenote i feel like that page at the end where both matoba and sensei refuse natori's offers of a ride is really funny because #sensei's reason is that it will take too long. but sensei did you know natori drives like a speed demon? think it thru... #also like. how long did it take him to decide to involve matoba? was that his backup plan all along? #also it's pretty lucky that he found matoba at all considering he could be anywhere...the matoba have like 15 houses... #he has matoba's schedule memorized lol #natori sparkling to the assorted clan members in the meeting: sorry ladies and gentlemen i just need to borrow this~ #*throws matoba over his shoulder and fireman-carries him to the parking lot*

[front-facing-pokemon]

#shedinja #now THIS is what i'm talkin' about! i love shedinja. i think it's a very unique pokémon and wonder guard is very *cool* if only it were ever #y'know. relevant. this thing is weak to way too many types for it to be relevant but like it's still cool in concept i think #you kinda can't tell what it is from this angle but that's why you have me here to tag it so you do know what it is #so. bit of a life update for you all. i accidentally deleted some semi-important files i needed for work. like two weeks ago #and i didn't realize i did‚ bc they were inside a folder that i deleted. but i didn't need the files at the time and i hadn't for months #i hadn't used those files since like last year. but now i need them again and i just realized that i deleted them two weeks ago #by accident? and now i need them again. to be able to do my work. so i'm actually queueing this guy and the next guy up #while i'm supposed to be working. as i've just sent an email to my boss being like Haha Hey. Do you Have a Backup of tHese Files……… PLease #and i'm hoping DESPERATELY that she does. if she doesn't i'll have to fucking reverse engineer them which i am not excited for #if it comes to fruition. so i'm just hoping she has a copy of them. feelin like shedinja against a fire-type rn fr i swear #i'll let you all know what she says when i get her response. if i get it before i'm done queuing up shedinja and whismur #spoilers. whismur is next but you could just look up the natdex numbers. and know that whismur is next #also don't tell me to look in the trash. on my computer. i know they're not there. for one i checked and for two they couldn't be there #because i rm -r'd the folder. i didn't just right-click delete that shit. i killed that shit. it's GONE #you might be asking me… why would you do that! and i would say? i did not know these files were in there #you didn't ask for all this information so i'm cutting it off here

[moregraceful]

i made what was a huge medical decision today that has been received very badly by my family and i feel absolutely nothing but pure freedom and joy about it. the thing i'm really fixated on rn is when should i post this fic i just finished

#i think october 1. for halloween #it was for skelly season but it took such a weird turn in the end that i feel weird about gifting it to someone lol #very short list of people i would subject this particular rarepair agenda to on purpose. maybe just beryl #the medical decision is legitimately life-altering and i should be stressed but i'm just like it's my body. my body horror. and i'm free :) #i'm stressin way more about the fic bro #and like if i don't gift the fic do i then go back and commit to making it even weirder and rarepaired.... #stars future leadership polycule (two guys who are dating and their captain who holds their hand in high stress situations) #what am i even talking about..................... #today my boss was like thank you for your (insane 11 paragraph long) email! i used it as a meeting agenda with my boss :) #i was like oh no now my grandboss knows i use my boss's inbox as my work livejournal #i got to remake my schedule tho now that i'm almost done with my training!! i gave myself a three day weekend... #...so i can go to the therapy i need to deal with this job. was anyone gonna tell me abt secondary trauma or was i #just supposed to find that out on my literal first day of work lol #my therapist was THRILLED she was like oh i have SO many books to recommend we're gonna have SO much fun!! i was like oh no #fridays off and life is good tbh!! except for the fic. i don't know what to do abt the fic #fresno oilers.txt

[lordzuuko]

My health bar HAHAHAHHAHA NG+ don't ef around. He ignored my fable arts that I was hanging onto a thread twice in a row lmao GOD I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH I wish we can have a mode wherein we can repeat the boss fights :(

#lies of p #Nameless Puppet is the best boss fight you cannot change my mind #i may have done the xbox save scum just so i can repeatedly fight him to my heart's content :'D #that's how much i love nameless puppet HAHAHHAHA #he's just super fun yanno #i was so focused on fighting him i didn't even get to use any throwable AHHAHAHA #but it's okay cause i beat him and that's very satisfying :'D #my gameplay #my video #my game

[prapais]

noeul: lying men who lie say what?

#asiandramanet #asianlgbtqdramas #asianlgbtqdrama #love in the air #fortpeat #lita #lita cast #mygifs #SHUT UP I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH #boss and noeul looked so done with them when fort said he'll use rock boss was just like 'theyre back at it again' #and then noeul said he can't trust any of them fdshfbshdjf #i know i said peat and noeul are the comedy duo but when fortpeat work together they're the funniest men alive #also whoever dressed peat in that jacket i just want to talk. he looks gorgeous but the headache i got trying to put text on it.... #im sorry to everyone who has to try and read it it made my eyes hurt </3

[bestomato]

just drew these two critters from memoryyyyy

bonus sketch comic below. from my blue rescue team playthrough:

#my art #pokemon #pmd #chikorita #cyndaquil #blue rescue team #the comic was done like a month ago probably. or two. i don’t remember #that shit happened to me and it was so funny. wasn’t expecting that #also i don’t even like how the comic looks maybe someday i’ll make one better #yes this means i was a chikorita for the entire game. the game that Hates grass types #i find it hilarious how in the postgame the game realized how brutal it was being towards grass types which is why #it gave us so many water dungeons LMFAOOOO #either way i had no trouble with the bosses here. i got an Attract TM super early on and smokescreen to save my ass #but it was really funny when magma cavern segment started and shiftry complained he was a grass type . DUDE. #my honest reaction after beating the severe type disadvantage for the billionth time

[reamed]

coworker was mean to me today so fun!

#txt #it was shit today #bosses don’t know what the fuck they are doing they are always on our ass for shit that should be their responsibility #but they weren’t even the person who was rude #they were all three working on tangent packaging shit and I was off doing some other shit #but I had stuff to package left over from before I started task 2 #and I used the date stamp for literally 6 cookies just so I could get them done and out of the way. SO I COULD HELPTHEM #and my coworker walks behind my back is like cool cool cool :) not even directly at me #and then when I asked them if it would help them for me to sticker he was so fucking sarcastic #like shit the fuck up suck my dick fuck all of yall #how was I supposed to know u were on stamp duty idiot I just got over here #sorry I’m ranting this makes me so mad #literally I make myself so fucking small so these people can. physically and emotionally step all over me. and once I step in and #do the shit my bosses tell me to do my coworkers don’t like it #and THEN my bosses are fucking incompetent so it doesn’t matter #literally suck my dick fuck my job I’m so mad about today

[tsuchinokoroyale]

More like rad-b-gone lol

#I love that you can see me back off to dodge his grab before I’m like oh wait I can just bonk him lol #thank you radagon for being the only boss I could see myself doing hitless #except my dodge rate for his stomp/poke combo is like 5% #so it’s only feasible if he doesn’t do that move… #oh and the “nothing personnel kid” teleport and fast smash can also suck it #him the crucible knights and the bell bearing hunter are the only enemies I’ve learned to consistently parry in ER 😮‍💨 #I tried learning malenia’s parries but her damage is so overtuned it str8 up was not worth the risk and effort 🥴 #radagon definitely isn’t the most fun boss in Elden ring but I think he’s like the most fair out of every single one #which is why it’s gr8 that all my goodwill gets toss out the window with Elden beast 🥴 #I had one moment where he did Elden stars chase attack the triple closing rings and then sword swipes #and got absolutely annihilated bc I could not dodge all 3 attacks at once #like attack RNG has always been part of the difficulty in these games but with my limited knowledge this is the first one where #(( outside of gank fights )) #the RNG difficulty slider goes from manageable all the way to full health to death #had one round with malenia where she used waterfowl blade SIX TIMES and I only managed to survive bc I was playing around with a mage build #and was letting bby tiche do most of the damage while I pulled aggro from far away enough that I could dodge WFB comfortably #can you tell I’ve only ever done double godskins with both NPC summons and tears #I’ve heard enough about that fights bullshit that I straight up trivialize it every time I get it to it #Elden ring truly is the most difficult and easiest fromsoft game to date… dialectic 🥳 #excited to see how they balance things in the DLC bc honestly outside of WFB malenia really is a fun boss #I don’t mind that her normal attacks are so punishing bc dodging around them or knocking her out of certain attacks feels gr8 #so if bosses are malenia level TUNED without WFB level BULLSHIT I can see myself getting really into it 🥳 #tsuchi plays games

[sleeps-au-bag]

emmet already knew what happened to ingo. it was obvious. veeerrrryyyyy obvious. but not to others, he supposes. it’s fine. emmet is nothing but a patient man. he can wait a while until the others finally come across a clue.

ever since he was a boy, emmet knew more things than everyone. puzzles? he already knew the answer before being given it. new learning material. seemingly everything was memorized perfectly in mere moments. mysteries? give him one he’ll enjoy ad it’ll be done in five minutes max. of course this meant he always knew what the outcome of a battle would be but he always put his all in it. after all, a battle is not fun unless both participants are serious about it. it wouldn’t be fair to either party otherwise.

gear station already had measures in place in case if either boss or both bosses went missing. the station was using plan ingo when emmet was taken in for questioning about ingo’s disappearance. nobody in nimbasa thought of him at fault for his brother’s disappearance but it was mostly a safety precaution. also to get the league off of the city’s metaphorical back. emmet kept the knowledge of what happened to himself, it would only cause problems for the station and he would hate for his employees and passengers to deal with everything the league would have in store for them. instead, he claimed he was doing his own investigation but was being slowed down with all the work he was doing to keep the subway running. that unfortunately didn’t satisfy the league.

emmet was getting quite tired of them. verrrryyy tired. he needed a break. but he also didn’t want to leave the station. just because he knew practically everything didn’t mean he saw his employees taking charge and making him use some of his years worth of vacation days. and also sending him to hoenn of all regions. at least it isn't kalos?

now, what will he do when he's on vacation? help people. obviously. emmet is a public worker at heart and he loves to help others. he manages to set up a detective agency and get a fitting wardrobe (courtesy of elesa) in two weeks. he quickly gains notoriety in the local town's population for how quickly he's able to solve cases and how he seemingly knows everything. of course he doesn't do this under his actual name. where would the fun in that be? he gives himself a pen name, like authors do.

edogawa ranpo.

that's what the people know him as.

the people know that ranpo worked solo for two months until the mysterious additions of "edgar allan poe" and "nancy springer" to the agency. little did emmet know (even with knowing almost everything) that introducing them would kickstart another journey to go on. this time with much more on the line.

#detectives pen names and pokemon au #submas #submas au #subway boss emmet #oc psyche #oc nana #sigh #yea this is a pokemon x bsd au but none of the bsd characters are here except for when their names are mentioned #keep in mind i have yet to watch bsd #ability users in this au (and my ocverse) use fake names to keep their actual identities a secret #different kinds of fake names get different titles #pen names are names taken from book authors like with what emmet did for himself #btw he and ingo are sinnohan their parents just moved them to unova when they were young #i also haven't played the gen 3 games yet #the real reason emmet hasn't done anything to get ingo back is bc ingo ate his food that he specifically claimed for himself /j #emmet took both their teams with him so none of their pokemon would feel left out

[citrine-elephant]

leon s kennedy would definitely be the kind of guy to physically overexert himself and take on as much of the labor he can because he feels bad if he doesn't. even if it's fair share, he's gotta jump in and help out.

dead tired, exhausted. who cares if he's being taken advantage of and used because the other party(s) know he'll do whatever he's asked. he feels bad. he feels like he isn't doing enough.

#resident evil #hi lol this is a vent #capitalism culture is making you feel like you're never doing enough #and you know it's bullshit but! #tfw toxic masculinity pressures too #and your boss thinks that you should take on all of the physical labor because you're a man who cares if you physically cannot #and retaliates by punishing you with more and more bcuz you went to hr and politely asked if they could convince her to chill tf out- #vent in the tags #but i mean this seems canon to leon bcuz he'll sacrifice himself for anyone #fuck that #brother! #gotta force yourself to stop and think 'fuck them if they get mad i've done enough' #imagining leon being so weak he's stumbling and shaking #but then goes 'let me help with that' before passing out #leon's bitch ass is a people pleaser and he's convinced he's not! #'nah bro i just wanna help people weewoo imma cop' #nah bro ur into being stepped on! #where am i going with this idk #using my suffering to push on leon #no i dont go that far i just. feel bad if im not constantly- #anyway when i finally spoke up i started sobbin while hiding under some boxes lol #didnt realize how packed that bottle was!

[punk-raphaelite]

I need to be either high or unconscious within the next hour or im going to freak out

#m #my post #venting #reblog if you want to idc #im behind at work and we have to keep pushing the exhibit timing back and its my fault #becasue im still not recovered from surgery and i cant work full hours yet #and my boss and everyone is being really nice about it but that makes me feel worse! #i know im the cause of all this frustration just fucking yell at me so i know where we stand i cannot take this #i would rather be screamed at i feel like im being handled with kid gloves or something #i used to know my limits and know what i could get done in a day/week bc i worked really hard at figuring that out the last years of uni #but now i have no idea bc its varries day to day and i have no control and im in so much pain all the time

[our-inspire-verse]

I'm the exception, and I'm Nuh Uh!!

And we're THE PARANOID BROTHERS

#my friends #i only got the one i dont know why it says friends on there when i use that tag. maybe its bc my friend is plural. its al my friends. anywa #vox #fizzarolli #memes #this is about 2 systems and their dumbass anxiety problems (im one of them) #we love each other but TERROR. OVERTAKES!! #i got you tho bro u are okay with me uwu #i love you so much literally it cannot be said enough #im not gonna give this more fandom tags bc I've already done too much but for good measure #fictive #introject #dont even fuck with me #system babbles #alter art #hazbin hotel #helluva boss