#my boyfriend.... literally the sun

[butchjess]

Well. hrm. the way they all connect to each other. like it’s all starting to look like a circle of some sort. jess as rory’s mirror/reflection/narrative foil but also jess as he pertains to luke and jess as he pertains to lorelai. luke breaking the church bells luke who says he was troubled but they gave him a chance and just bc a kid has issues doesnt mean they don’t deserve that. luke who is a figure placed against the rest of the town, just in the sense that he is not like them, he does not hold their values, he doesn’t even sound like them. which is of course a result of scott patterson’s new york accent, but adds to this theme anyway. and they use jess to build this picture, because they walk the same and talk the same and they’re stubborn—independent to a near self-endangering degree—and emotionally repressed in the same way and luke himself admits that he spent more time working at his dad’s shop than he did at school, which jess also does. but jess and luke are also. very very different when you get past these similar values that are maybe ingrained into them through different circumstances and same genetic makeup. and in their differences you get a lot of jess and lorelai’s similarities. when it comes to their family dynamics and how it’s affected them in particular. it’s made them independent yes, but it’s also made them hypervigilant, almost paranoid in the way they are allergic to accepting help and especially accepting help from the people who hurt them. jess only goes to his mother’s wedding because luke asks him to, lorelai only asks her parents for money because rory needs it for school. and they, and this is where they differ from luke, don’t know how to trust people and so they don’t know how to talk to people. where luke’s particular brand of emotional constipation comes from a general cluelessness as to how to do it—which is why the tapes helped him so much—lorelai and jess’ come from emotional responses to the situations they grew up in. while it was different—lorelai growing up rich, jess growing up poor—the effect it had on them still resulted in something similar. lorelai with her overbearing manipulative mother and (emotionally) absent father, and jess with his neglecting manipulative mother and (in all senses of the word) absent father. the ways that, despite their effort to distance themselves, they still end up with similar mannerisms to the parent they have the most conflict with (lorelai and her controlling nature + that scene where they have the same nighttime routine, jess and his love for books + tendency to run away). and of course, their romanticism. their big confessions and period drama-esque speeches and, yeah, i do think in a way jess was asking rory to marry him in 4x21. come with me. let’s get married. luke and rory both being the most important people in their lives. literati+javajunkie where they are all melding into each other, and luke is rory and lorelai is jess but on the surface level dynamic luke is jess and lorelai is rory and they are all each other. on accident. by sheer nature of making jess as a character for the sole purpose of interfering with luke and lorelai’s relationship (which means he is important narratively to them both) and by making him rory’s love interest/foil (because ASP casted him before she even had the idea for the character) you have now made an accidental blending of them all together. he is like a skeleton key of a character. Okay. okay.

#clocking in for my shift at the pattern recognition factory #literati #javajunkie #gilmore girls #i was also going to talk about how rory is ALSO a skeleton key of a character similar to how jess is because. #well all the lines about how she is ‘just like her mother’ wrt stubbornness and defiancy and iron will. but it was already. very long. so. #i’ll save it for another post. #and in that post i’ll probably talk about rory and jess and their dads and luke also. bc that is also missing from this post. #sorry they are so mucu. #so much. #literatijavajunkie is the sun that this show revolves around. #also ties into how jess literally is the only side character that is also a Main Character. in this show. #like compared to rorys other boyfriends where their only importance is to rorys character. jess is like. essential to the narrative. #which is why he’s the one that almost got a spin-off show. he has the functions of a main character the exact same way rory does. #which is why the show would have been about him and HIS dad. literally a direct mirror to the concept of a show about a daughter and a mom. #whatever this is all going to be. in another post. #there are more screenshots to be gathered anyway. #ggwatch #gg meta

[rottenseaweed]

for @klance-daydreams 's dtiys! :D

this was pretty fast and the hands and feet are a little bit weird but overall I like how this turned out! I missed drawing something this big that isn't a floating head for once, so thank you for the dtiys :)

#dtiys #klance-daydreams dtiys #klance #keith kogane #my tiny emo boi being happy in the sun with his boyfriend #lance mclain #who is the literal embodiment of the sun btw #and they're having a picnic and they're so fricking cute!!! #i love them so much #dingy draws

[frecklystars]

I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"

and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE

#'the dude is homeless and unemployed basically. and has no phone' #'and he wouldnt even flirt he will pick up something you dropped and stare at you' #im already on my knees with a wedding ring in my hand #ken will you do the honor of being my malewife #my horsegirl boyfriend pathetic wet piece of paper of a malewife #i promise i'll make eye contact with you the entire time despite the obstacles my autistic ass trying to prevent me from doing so 😳 #love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́- #the fucking way ryan is like. tired. sipping coffee and his voice is husky #bc he JUST FUCKING WOKE UP #nd theyre asking him these questions and hes politely like... ken would not do these things #every time someone asks him abt ken he's politely saying. oh. youre wrong FJDHGFKD #hes like. ken is the most loyal devoted motherfucker and his entire life is dedicated to Barbie #someone's like hey what's ken's favorite food and ryan is like ANYTHING BARBIE LIKES #i love the running joke in all these interviews that kens just huddle on the beach #margot jokes that they literally just go completely inert #while the barbies get beauty sleep the kens just stare into space completely immobile #and then snap out of it when the sun rises #i think thats more merciful than literally sleeping on the plastic pink sand #god i love these interviews im having a field day #ALSO in the beginning of the interview #margot was like 'wait why would barbie need to be on a dating app?' #and ryan's like 'HM. YEAH. WHY.' side glacing at her LKFDJJLSDFKJ #and he said 'ken picks up your phone you dropped and sees YOU'RE ON DATING APPS'

[esha-isboogara]

it’s cold outside

i wrote this after i forgot my hoodie in the rain last week. it’s short stupid and sweet the esha signature trio. enjoy my fellow simps

din djarin x afab reader

y/n is a stubborn mf but din is a patient man

☆ fluffy fluff fluff. that’s about it

Weather was not easy to predict as it varied from planet to planet. You usually just dressed for how you assumed it would be. And of course today happened to be one of the coldest day despite it being the middle of summer.

Somehow Din always knew what the weather would be like. No matter what.

And you still ignored his advice on clothing.

You shivered, crossing your arms in a vein attempt to preserve your body heat.

He looked down at you.

“Cold”?

You shook your head determined to seem tough. “No no it was just a chill. I’ll be okay don’t worry”.

He shrugged off his dark cloak and wrapped it around you. “You’re so damned stubborn. But I cannot allow you to freeze to death. Take it”.

Again you shook your head in protest. He had told you about a thousand times to at least bring a cloak since the desert was below freezing at night.

You made the wise decision to not listen.

“Keep your cloak Mandolorian. I am able to manage on my own”. You huffed indigently.

“You are going to be the death of me”. He replied ,stopping in his tracks and turning towards you. “Please take the cloak Y/n…I care about you and I don’t want you to get sick

For a brief moment you hesitated unsure of how to react. Din was a discreet lover, not too fond of affection but the little things always seemed to fluster you.

“I guess I’ll take it but only because you are ever so insistent”. You snatched from his hand and wrapped it around your shoulders. The fabric felt refreshing against your freezing skin. “Thank you Din…”.

He nodded and kept walking doing his best to keep pace with you and not leave you behind. In all honesty he didn’t really need the cloak for himself. The beskar armor kept him at a comfortable temperature in most climates but he figured you’d need it halfway through.

“You’re such a stubborn brat y/n, but I will admit it only makes me love you more”.

#star wars #star wars writing #i love sun #din djarin my beloved #star wars x reader #star wars fluff #mandolorian x reader #the mandolorian #din djarin fluff #din djarin x reader #drabble #fluffy drabble #pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #he is literally boyfriend material #Spotify

[glambots]

Okay I know Reader's already got the whole damn DCA buffet, but... Jack O' Moon 👀

BUT. Is this another DCA Unit, or just another "Mode" Moon/Sun can go into, is the question.

#ask #ask response #hhgfhgjfhfghg #you just: i am NOT about to do a six-some i'm sorry guys i cannot do this you will Literally kill me #isn't it weird that sun has a 'jack-o' mode #but they call it jack-o-moon #give jack-o-sun the recognition he deserves!!! #jack o moon #sfw #silly #suggestive #this one is tagged sfw since nothing spicy is explicitly mentioned #except for my one tag but you can ignore that #imagine. six boyfriends. #the 100 girlfriends who really (x5) love you but it's dca #the 100 jesters who really (x∞) love you #not a request #dragonjester259

[yourthirdparent]

y'know what one of the funniest things to me is? the fact that the first time gay shit was really layered on in the riordanverse was in the house of hades in 2013 but the first time the word gay was written in the riordanverse was in the tower of nero in 2020. 7 years after hoh.

y'know something i find funnier? the fact that the first time the word gay was spoken in the riordanverse was in reference to the honey he gay meme. and that the meme was referring to ganymede. the god of gay sex.

y'know the one thing that's even funnier than that? the fact that the second time the word gay was spoken was in reference to nico. not the first, nico fans don't get to have the first spoken gay. they get the second.

#the more i think about this the more i lose my mind #it's literally SO FUNNY #the second time gay was ever said in a rrverse book was in reference to nico accepting himself <3 #oh the first time? we don't talk about that #please it's hilarious #the first time rick said gay in a main book was when he was talking about how the god of the sun made a meme #because taxi driving sisters were collectively crushing on zeus' twink boyfriend #the god of gay sex #that's fucking comedy and i'm going insane thinking about it #anyways #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo #trials of apollo #toa #sorry about that it feels fitting #nico di angelo #how the FUCK did i forget #allfatherly guidance #sorry about all the tags rip

[azureasterart]

btw i have d8 w de@ th brainrot real bad RN so I've just been drawing gwimmy instead of glamoo. I will draw glamoo I swear they are my babeis and I am getting to a point where I can think of glamoo again man they're so. They're so sweet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cries

#asterambling #Ok I will ramble about them now because I am thimkinh about themnow #Gladmo are like besties for for a few years and then glagion gets a crush on mooga and for half of the year he's just like ohh fucking shit #glaidon is just falling in love and thinks he has a one sided crush on moon (she would not date someone like him) but actually she #moonie had a crush on him first LOL #Moonie thinks he is the sweetest person in the history of ever (next to Hau and Lillie) #(Sun not included Sun is not sweet he Is a little creature from the hells (affectionate he's just a little kitty)) #GLhADION does not consider himself very friendable much less boyfriendable. He would give himself a -200/10 and moon would give him a 12/10 #Bonus points for stupid hair (it's cute. Endearing) and being silly. #(he watched too much anime and now he keeps doing strange things with his limbs) #(that's called posing aster) #Anyway glagmoog stare at each other thinking “you are literally the sweetest strongest bravest stupidest person alive I love you” #All the time #And they are SO stupid btw one of them is going to die they are always like hmmm it's ok if I die as long as your ok and they're like #NO you stupid bitch don't do any of that ! #Mutual wanting to die for each other and thinking the other is stupid for thinking like that #They both feel obligated to protect people which is why they're both doing the ultra beast missions together in my hc (Hau included #They are both scared of not being strong enough to protect their loved ones #Moon will overwork herself to de@th to become stronger and Gladion will get so angry and upset with himself for being weak #He's no good. He's no good at all! #Moon feels she will never be strong enough but Gladion feels he will never be good enough in general #Moon will be like. I love taking pictures of cute/pretty/beautiful things and then immediately take a picture of him #And he will be like. Ok but this is the same person who thinks a damn muk is cute #Moon will be like oh your so kind and sweet and caring and loving while he is giving silvally affection #And he'll be like. Yeah ok sure I'm just such a great guy (sarcastic) #He calls silvally Silvuddy (Japanese name)/his buddy in private and will die 4 his pokémon he gives them treats and hugs them and talks #2 them #And he loves his sister #he always thinks about how he should've taken Lillie with him when he ran he should have taken her with him he should've known Lusamine #would get worse he should've taken the other type nulls with him --|there was more but it got cut off.|

[foxieflower]

-holds my and @gluskincasual dnd versions of Eddie and Waylon-

I love these idiots so God damn much, UGH.

Granted, I'm known for my stupid ability to get obsessed with my own ocs but these two have just skyrocketed themselves to the top. Aywin's original version no longer exists, he's now just the most perfect version of himself. And hell if I didn't just make make the most gorgeous tiefling out of this man. Like, God damn.

#im literally just out existing as a normal functioning person #and just cant stop thinking about them doing silly little things together #GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #giant big tiddy goth tiefling boyfriend Eddie #and smol magical boy half-elf Waylon #literally the perfect couple #im so god damn hapoy to rp these boys with youuuuuu #just fuckin #the devil fell in love with the sun and they're dragging us all to hell #in the best ways #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THEM #weddie #my art #waylon park #eddie gluskin #foxie thoughts #vanquish the tiefling #vanquish #aywin the half elf #aywin #vanquish and aywin

[burning-thistles-bt]

fuck my boy Apollo lost by .4%

this just goes to show that 99.9% of the PJO fandom has Zero (O) clue just how pathetic Lester is.

I refuse to accept this. My boy Apollo is THE wet kitten and I shall DIE on this hill fite me

#i like nico (the winner of the poll by .4%) but his stans... #argh #quit stereotyping him as sad emo baby UwU who has suffered more than anyone #like yeah his life SUCKED but it's SO MUCH BETTER NOW #he has a boyfriend who is sunshine incarnate (literally. son of the SUN GOD) #the god of mental health is his therapist #he's in a good place #they just ignore the progress he's made and it makes me irritated #anyway sorry for the rant just getting so sick and tired of nico winning every. single. poll. #he's a great character but the way the fandom treats him just... GAAAAAH *flips table* gets on my nerves. #also they disrespect my boy lester and i cannot forgive that #anyway. hi. how's everyone's day going? #firealder thoughts

[alwayslouxhabit]

i wanna eat him

#larry stylinson #larry #stylinson #louis tomlinson #louis #tommo #louis tommo #lou #larents #the literal sun #louist91 #ltwt 2022 #louis tour #louis tomlinson hot #he’s so hot #my boyfriend #he’s mine #i love this man #he’s insane #no control forsure

[sorry-i-call-it-soccer]

Car update: I got out!!!!

#god fucking bless i waa going crazy #literally went out there with my sister and her boyfriend who were gonna help me push and i was like let me just try reversing #and it worked!! like i was never stuck!! #i dont know if the sun kinda melted the snow or something but a bitch is free #grocery shopping was never so much fun

[martyr0l0gy]

🎀my favourite sound is boys and butches whimpering on my pink strap 💖

🫶🏻nature is healing🫶🏻

#just for baby #@my boyfriend #i love men/mascs #literally wanna down you like a capri sun

[soft-spooks]

hiiiii guys tomorrow is my birthday i would love some nice words <3

#lookin @ the sun + moon someone drew in my secret drawing box when i first posted it and am filled w soooooo much joy forever #i hva e been feelin like absolute garbo for about a week now but also i hate asking for things so im like. hands over face emoji #🔪 #☀️ #🌙 #<< the f/os im thinking abt the most lately #literally always thinking abt anti but like. sun+moon are big in my mind rn i love my silly robot boyfriends #lays on the floor. ive been dueling with the artfight website alll day today im so tired . its fun tho i like it :] #anyway. blows a kiss i love u all. gonna go hug my dca plushies and finish readingg the most recent SL chapter

[secretlovezz]

Simon with an s/o who has a cat

Prt.2 here! <-

He hates your cat 😭

Their literally mortal enemies it's ridiculous

The cat glares at Simon 24/7 and he stares right back

You finally make it home after a stressful day at work ready to shower and relax. You open the front door and call out, "I'm home!" You get no response. It makes your brows furrow in confusion, having been used to a little furry friend lying on your unused shoes waiting for you to get home or hearing the heavy steps of your boyfriend making his way toward you. But today there was no welcome wagon for you.

Your heart immediately racks in worry the once steady beat of it moving to an unnaturally quick pace. Your hands move faster to remove your shoes and jacket wanting to look for the person and cat that once populated your apartment.

You call out again, "Simon? My Baby?"

"In here, dove." At the sound of your lover's voice, you're on the move heading to where his voice had been most prominent.

When you get to Simon- in the bathroom -he's clad in only a towel water still dripping from his hair and body and condensation on the mirror signifying he's just gotten out of the shower. Then your gaze goes to his face and his eyes aren't on you they're focused on something on the counter.

Your cat.

They're staring at each other both of them refusing to look away from one another. They were barely blinking. Then you realize why Simon's having a glaring contest with your pet, it's because the cat was on his clothes refusing to move out of pure stubbornness.

Suddenly you're glaring at the both of them too, "Are you guys being serious right now? This is getting ridiculous," you tell them and with Simon's response you roll your eyes and walk away.

"Oh, this is deadly serious, love"

Sometimes when Simon walks by your cat it latches onto Simon's leg kicking and biting the shit out of him (your poor boyfriend is just about ready to chuck the cat into outer space)

Your little fur baby definitely steals or tries to steal food from Simon's plates. Simon swears the cat gets stronger when determined to get into his stuff

Simon's cups have been knocked off of tables more often then not being left to clean up a mess that isn't his

Your looking up from your plate of food as soon as you hear grumbles and silverware clanking roughly against a porcelain plate. You smile a little at the sight in front of you. Simon's pushing your cats head back away from his food, while the cat uses all of his strength. Simon's scowl at the animal only gets deeper when he sees you smile at his unfortunate situation.

"You better not be smilin'," He says annoyance clear in his tone.

Now your laughing, a sound simon usually adores, one that makes his body relax, one that makes him feel safe, but now it has him clenching his jaw and has his eyebrows furrowed.

"Make 'im stop," He growls.

You pretent to think about it for a moment, pointer finger tapping your chin in faux thought, "I don't know si... this is thoroughly entertaining. What's in it for me if I help you?" The vein on his arm looked like it might burst at your question.

"If you don't get this dammed cat away from me it's gonna go missin'," you roll your eyes at his dramatics but called your cat to you regardless.

When you cuddle with one of them the other gets sooooo jealous

Simon will literally toss your little baby off the bed

The cat hits and claws for simon to get away from you

(Your constantly having to scold them its like having two children)

These two will argue with each other Simon's voice is stern its how you imagine he talks to new recruits and your cat is meowing loudly at him clearing cussing him tf out

Groggily peeling open your crused eyes open but quickly closing them as the bright morning sun peeked through your bedroom window you start to awaken. You rubbed into your eyes with the back of your fist before opening them again moving to look at the clock on the bedside table.

11:23

You slept in, or really someone let you sleep in because to your right your boyfriend seemed to have long since left the bed leaving the side he usually accompanied empty and cold.

You stretched and groaned the sheets and blankets moved with you weird groans and grunts leaving your yawning mouth as your joints crackled and popped. You sat up in bed still drowsy with sleep barley aware of your surroundings but still you gripped the enormous blanket and wrapped it around yourself as an act to shield the breezy-ness of the winter weather that leaked into your apartment.

Mreeeooow!

Your head whips to the door at the loud sound. Your cat was talkative but he was never very loud about him. This time the usual cute sound was replaced with an almost screech that made you cringe.

You take a deep breath before standing up and making your way to your room door. Once you open it the sounds of your cat get louder and now you can hear Simon too. His voice is booming but isn't loud it's stern and serious but filled with frustration and anger.

As you walk down the hall to the living area your duvet drag behind you on the floor. The floor creaks and groans under your feet alerting the two others in your home. Both their heads snap towards you. Your little baby's ears are pinned back in airplane mode and his pupils are dilated. Your big baby has his nose scrunched and lips downturned into a frown.

Your voice is laced with tiredness and a little deeper than it normally is, "What are you two arguing about this time?" The back of your hand is rubbing one of your eyes again as you speak.

"The little fucker is bein' disrespectful, he's not listenin' to me."

The cat meows loudly in response to Simon seeming trying to say he was lying.

You sigh and move to pick your cat up, he turns to putty in your arms and nuzzles his head against your chin. You walk towards Simon now. Leaning into him and humming contently when he wrapped his arms around you and the little one in your arms pretending to be annoyed but fully relaxing against your body.

#simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley #cod mw2 x reader #cod x reader #ghost x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost riley x you #simon riley fluff #simon ghost riley fluff

[cuchillx]

your mere existence is proof that the universe loves me

#boyfriend is just literally the sun how does he do it how is he capable of filling my life with love and light??? like ok???? #i want to take better care of myself so I can live a long time with him tf #notes #syrup speaks

[wolvesandshine]

*Regulus talking to James*: I’m surprised you can walk in a straight line

*Regulus when James is brought up in any situation*: You mean my boyfriend James Potter? The literal personification of the sun and everything good and kind and amazing -

#i know for a fact i’m right #thanks for coming to my ted talk #jegulus #marauders era #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #regulus black #harry potter #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders