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#my brain is dying
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i am so ill
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almightycrisprat · 2 months
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today my brain un-shat itself and i was able to draw both what looks like a drawing straight out of a fever dream featuring the famous showerhead that i love using so much to threaten my bestie to sleep >:D anyway after that i drew a semi-decent marcy head in my art style which with my aa-brainrotted self of course reminds me of sister bikini but if she looked young and well my bestie liked this one more than the first one so maybe ill change this one to be the birthday present :D
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seagull-michael · 5 months
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Okay, okay, okay, okay
Demon cursed to be small, right?
Yeah? You still with me? Yeah, simple.
They think it's uncureable bc they were given a time frame in which they had to find the cure at it's been 5 years since the time limit was up.
Okay, okay, you're still here? Okay, okay, yeah
The small demon meets a human and they eventually get along and become friends and/or lovers
Okay? I'm not done yet
The demon wakes up one morning at it's regular size (I'm imagining human sized but this coukd range anywhere from human size to giant size) but it wasn't the classic plot line that it was the love that cured them.
Okay, okay, yeah, listening?
BLUEBERRIES
THE CURE TO THE CURSE WAS TO EAT 7 BLUEBERRIES WITHIN 10 MINUTES
The small demon had never eaten that many blueberries at once bc 1 blueberry would probably be bigger than their whole stomach but one day the humam dared them to eat as many blue berries as they could and they ate exactly 7
YOU WITH ME??? DO YOU AGREE??? YEAH????? OKAY, OKAY ,OKAY,OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY
Yeah
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diabolimeservavit666 · 6 months
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Supernatural Kiss Fuck Marry + (J2M2)
The rules are simple. Kiss, fuck, marry, and whoever you don't choose you get to throw out a window. Idea hit me last night, it sounded fun. Selections for this round will be presented below. Answer in the tags.
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Edit: You know, you can throw someone out an open one-story window and they'd be fine, right? It wouldn't kill them, necessarily.
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aziliasroses · 3 months
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**comes back to life for my 3 followers**
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You guys should like
Totally do this with your comfort character-
👉👈
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catsinaspacesuit · 11 months
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Max ha said several times that he doesn't want to actually leave the Island because he enjoys it...
But at the same time he always seems to want to go against the Federation.
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that-one-stupid-anon · 2 months
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I FINISHED WRITING FOR FEBUWHUMP
I'm fucking done I'm fucking done I'm fucking done I'm fucking done
I am so tired
I should sleep right now
but I won't cause no
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eraserheadbabygirl · 7 months
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girl i have to move back into uni today i got so drunk last night i ended up smoking weed w my uncle
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atimefordragons · 1 year
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I really need people to stop calling Alhaitham “Al”. I am actually dying, I can’t keep laughing, it hurts my brain. this is chai tea all over again. 
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voidvendetta · 11 months
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WHAT IF SOMEWHERE ELSE WAS HALF LIFE WHEN THE ALIEN PORTAL OPENED
Gordon look! The eyepcolypse! 
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missegyptiana · 2 years
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“m i d n i g h t”
she never does that with words. so she really wants us to pay attention to it. it’s 8 letters.
the 8th month is august. 1989 tv in august??
she posted that may 5th. 8 days from may 5th is may 13th. a friday and her fave number 13??
will she announce or release something next friday?
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allyolaine · 1 year
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Day 1 of this animation I’m doing rn
Promise that it’ll be longer and not just 4 secs of frame since there’s almost 100 frames rn or more than that… but occasionally I don’t have anything else to put here so just enjoy the 4 secs of this short #gonna be longer animation. 
Note: Every week I post a new part of progress on the animation, new sections and frames too. And I guess after this ENTIRE thing is done- wait not “guess” ABSOLUTELY my hands are gonna be in pain! :’) so I’m praying 4 myself XD
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pt-disconnected · 2 years
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When Toriel saw the trio pull out all the things that she had taken out of the classroom, she was a bit confused. "...Wait, so you all gathered everything back up that was in here... and brought them back..? Why..? I take it that the reason involves whatever you're showing me..? ...And Berdly?"
Kris nodded some. "...Yeah. It's complicated... But, you'll see what it means. And we can point some stuff out if need be." Susie chuckled and nods as well, looking at Berdly. "Yeah. And, uh. It'll hopefully explain why I snapped at you over the one card. I hope."
Player helped out a bit with putting everything back, to try and speed up the process. Toriel and Berdly just watched- Toriel especially surprised because of how much detail was being put into it.
But once they were done, the group nodded. "Okay. This might be odd, but now we need to head over to the closet adjacent to the room. Noelle hasn't seen this one yet, since... well, it stopped existing when things got cleared out. But, it should... hopefully... be back to normal." Toriel and Berdly just nodded again, still somewhat baffled by it all.
They headed out of the classroom, and then to the closet... opening the door to pitch black. Both Toriel and Berdly were surprised at the sheer lack of light in the room, but the rest not so much. "...Wait, there's normally at least SOME light in there, right?" Berdly asked. Noelle just chuckled at this, knowing what was to come. And Kris smiled lightly. "...Okay. Be warned- there's a bit of a drop." they said, before they jumped in, alongside Susie, Noelle, and the Player- to the sheer shock of Toriel and Berdly.
"Did they just... jump into there? And FALL?! That... that goes against so many scientific properties! This... I mean... ah, forget it. If what they said is true, then... it'll be explained. I hope. Come on, Ms. Dreemur- let's go ahead and see what Kris was talking about."
Toriel simply nodded, a bit at a loss for words. And with that, they too jumped into the darkness...
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Once they all arrived, the group of Kris, Susie, Noelle, and the Player got up first. They looked around for a few moments, before seeing Toriel and Berdly arrive as well- also in unique outfits.
Toriel's outfit was quite simple, and yet it felt quite fitting for her. It was a purple dress with what appeared to be a motif of the Angel that Ralsei had mentioned quite some time ago. She also no longer had her glasses on- which was actually the first thing she noticed, reaching up and trying to check for them, noticing she could still see just as well as she had before. This also revealed a simple hood of sorts, making her appear somewhat like Ralsei had when Kris and Susie had first met him. However, she looked less like a healer and more like one who would take part in battles as well. Her dress seemed like it wasn't going to be damaged easily.
Berdly, on the other hand, gained some more sci-fi based clothing. He gained what appeared to be a futuristic chestplate, a visor that looked nearly straight out of a sci-fi movie (with a few of the benefits too!), leg plates that covered his rather thin bird legs, and even arm plates with what appeared to be built-in laser blasters. He quickly began trying out some of the features, discovering that the laser components of his arm plates had a sort of laser-blade functionality, allowing him to have triangular blades on his arms. Surprisingly, they didn't hurt him if he accidentally touched the blade- another odd discrepancy he took note of.
Toriel, after finishing looking around, chuckled slightly upon seeing the surroundings, consisting mainly of the Card Castle and it's outer courtyard. "...So this is why you were doing all this... I'm curious, what did the items in the old classroom have to do with this place..?"
She didn't have to wonder for long, as Lancer and Ralsei soon emerged from the castle alongside a number of the inhabitants. Toriel and Berdly were far more surprised, and took a few steps back until seeing that the others weren't phased.
As for the Player, they were just trying to stay to the side of it all, wanting to let Kris, Susie, and Noelle get the attention. But in all the chaos and celebration going on, they were dragged into the excitement, as were the two new figures.
After regrouping, Ralsei and Lancer greeted the original group, before Toriel saw Ralsei and gasped. Ralsei then saw Toriel, eyes widening a bit. Toriel was the first to speak. "...Asriel..?"
Ralsei chuckled lightly. "...No, sorry. My name is Ralsei. I haven't seen you before, what's your name?"
Toriel nodded some. "...Of course. Asriel was coming from his college- I should have known. My name is Toriel. It's very nice to meet you, Ralsei." she said, her expression losing all traces of shock.
It wouldn't be long until Lancer made his introduction to both Toriel and Berdly- finally noticing the duo after reuniting with Susie. "Oh wow! I almost didn't see you two! You look like... um... I don't know, grape and blue raspberry. I think. Susie, who are these two? Do you know them or something?"
Susie chuckled and nodded. "Yeah, these two are other Lightner friends of ours. Toriel here is actually Kris' mother, and Berdly is a classmate who... while he was a bit annoying... he seems to be kinda understanding our situation through some science-y mumbo jumbo. So it might be nice to have him around so we can clear up that sort of stuff. If he can dumb down the complicated crap for us- unlikely."
Berdly scowled- except, it seemed more in a joking manner. "Hey! I can make it easier for you plebeians to understand the more intricate details of these situations! It might take a bit but it's a lot easier to lower the IQ levels than raise them. I think."
Susie laughed a bit at this. "I think you just lowered my IQ with whatever you just said, so surely it won't be that hard!" she said, making everyone but Berdly laugh some, while Berdly just rolled his eyes- albeit grinning some. Clearly he was actually enjoying the situation by some chance.
The Player was just trying not to intervene, but Toriel spoke up before they could really avoid anything. "So Player, you knew about this world too? Is this where you came from?" she asked.
The Player shook their head. "No, this isn't. I don't know how to fully explain it, but this world is a layer lower than yours- it's known as the Dark World, and yours is the Light World. I'm... not sure what mine would be called. But this world is a layer lower- mine is a layer higher."
Berdly, once again, seemed to understand every word. "...Ah, so in this sort of layered-universe thing, there's Player's world, our world, and then this world... but how are you getting from one to the other..? Is there some sort of one-way gate?"
Despite everyone else being confused entirely, Player responded. "...Sort of? I guess it's more like you can only go to the highest layer you originate from. You can go down as far as there are worlds, but never higher than your home layer. So while I can go down to both the Light and Dark worlds, you guys wouldn't be able to go to my world, and Ralsei and Lancer wouldn't be able to get to the Light World."
Berdly nodded in understanding- before Susie cut them off in exasperation. "Can you two idiots speak English?! None of us have any fucking clue what you're saying except you!" she said, gesturing to the rest of the group and their confused expressions.
Berdly and Player chuckled nervously, with Player being the one who responded. "...Sorry. I guess this is just me guessing at what's going on. It just sounds like it's what's going on. I think."
Toriel just chuckled. "...Well, I think you all have shown us what was going on. I'm guessing everyone here is from those things in the classroom you all brought back?" she said. Noelle nodded. "Y- yeah. I thought it was crazy, too. But, whenever we went somewhere, it always seemed to be like that. And that card Susie has seems to be Lancer... he comes with us wherever we go, as long as Susie has that card."
Berdly nods some more, once again putting the pieces together. "...I see. And the reason Susie was so protective of that card was because that card- or rather, Lancer- was close friends with Susie. And taking away the card would be taking away Lancer- taking away her friend."
Susie nods. "Finally, some sort of smartass bullshit I can actually somewhat understand. Yeah, taking that card would mean Lancer would be gone. And he's probably the first person I actually got to be friends with."
This results in Berdly sighing some. "...ah. I... I'm sorry, Susie. I suppose that, being the one person most people are terrified of, managing to make some form of friend is... difficult. But, clearly that has changed- you have Lancer, Kris, Noelle, Ralsei, Player... and I suppose, me as well. Though, I suppose it's more of you have my respect. We aren't quite friends yet..." he says, crossing his arms stiffly, before relaxing a bit. "...However, since we're likely going to be getting to know one another more now that you've shown me this place... eventually that may change."
Susie chuckled some. "...I suppose it might, birdbrain."
I'm actually keeping my word for once- this wait was, in fact, shorter! Part 16, finally out and readable! This one has a lot of interactions between Toriel, Berdly, Ralsei, and Lancer, plus a bit of descriptions of their outfits. Toriel is very similar to that of her Undertale appearance- after all, there's not much else that'd be fitting... And Berdly is similar to his Chapter 2 appearance- with some notable changes. One of these changes is that the visor is now fully extended and goes over both eyes instead of only his left eye, and that he no longer wields his Halberd, instead using dual laser blasters/blades. It'll be hard to explain in text so hopefully I can get a general sketch out for that. But, don't expect Chapter 2 content- I'm not planning on mooching off of that. That'd be more lazy of me than anything. If anything, the only reason I'm using the outfits from Undertale and Chapter 2 is because GOOD GRIEF outfits are tricky to explain when making them from scratch... Aside from that, this is simply Toriel and Berdly getting to see the Dark World... and big brain mumbo jumbo making Susie annoyed. I plan on a couple more explanations- one of which likely being simply the name of the Over World being cemented so that I can have a consistent name to refer to it as. Anyways, I finished writing this at a quarter past 2 in the morning, so now that my brain is done writing all this and whatnot, I think I can finally get some sleep. I hope you enjoy this part, it's probably one that I'm not quite as proud of- but, I don't know what anyone else thinks of it. So here you all go. Hoping it's at least good in terms of the story. See you all next time! Previous Part | First Part | Part 16.5 | Next Full Part LynxGriffin’s Paper Trail Comic (This part of Disconnected takes place within the first two thirds of part 66 in the comic. Things are definitely different this time. However, it's always nice to know what happened in the original. Go check out the original comic for that!)
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luxsmall · 2 years
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My bf is in the ER again and my body is starting to say no to life
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diabolimeservavit666 · 6 months
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Please.... What the Hell?
Fair Warning: None of the following will make any sense. Had a really weird dream last night and, well, this is what happened...
It sort of opened up with this sex scene between Jensen Ackles and Elizabeth Blackmore. She was sitting on his face, completely naked, and he was going relentless on her pussy (hands on her thighs), showing no mercy whatsoever (he was also completely naked). She could hardly hardly handle the oregasm and he was destroying her.
Next scene, had Misha Collins, me, and Genevieve Cortese in this really weird car that I'm going to talk about later. Misha was driving, I was in the passenger seat, and Gen was behind me. Mish pulled up to this old looking gas station you would probably see in a 90s movie, Gen ran into the gas station to get a few things (Misha said he didn't want anything and I shook my head). Mish set up the thing to full up the gas tank and I stepped out of the car so Mish could vacuum some really nasty stuff out of the car. Gen, of course, flirts with Jared who was for some reason working the register and the leave together shortly after. By then, me and Mish were back in the car (which now was a van/SUV instead of the early 2000s sedan it was earlier). The windows were down when Jared came to my window to ask Mish about his day. To this, he said "All is fine. Thankfully, this vacuum stuff has some really good suction." Jared replies with, "Glad to hear it" and goes back inside the gas station. Mish then calls up Jensen and hits voicemail.
I was trying to write this quick so I wouldn't forget about that phone call because it was SOO IMPORTANT but it has faded from me. It was something like wanting to talk about their relationship. Mish never finished all he had to say (he looked really upset) because he saw that Danneel Harris was now sitting behind me. Gen was sitting behind her and there was a couple of young kids I don't recognize in the remaining seats (both were boys if that matters). Misha takes in a deep shaky breath, asks "So, where are we going?", puts the vehicle into gear, and pulls out. This is when I woke up and started typing ASAP, still half asleep.
Now, that car… At first, it looked like some round ended sedan (the ends were round) with both faded and peeling paint (either white, grey, or silver - I couldn't tell in the dark lighting, it was night out) that looked like it was made in the early 2000s. The interior of the car was pretty basic, I think. Old-ish sterio, built in CD player, obviously no digital screen or adjustment to hold your phone. When it transitioned into that van/SUV, from the outside, it looked like that type of white SUV you see in crime shows when they have a kidnapping case. Except it wasn't a pure white, it was starting to turn grey. On the inside, it looked more like a mini van with some digital upgrades (not like modern "smart cars" or whatever, more like when cars were just starting to have screens in them - one in the dash and one overhead in the back for the passengers). Now, the weird part was the things built into the dashboard, regardless of the look of the vehicle. There were a lot of hardwired appliances that looked straight out of an 80-90s movie (hair dryer, hand-held metal vac, ect). This part kind of freaked me out. And, of couse, Misha being Misha tested the vacuum's suction on his hand before using it.
Edit: I just remembered- When Mish pulled away, he threw his phone out the window (an old flip phone but not one with an extendable antenna). I asked him what he was thinking (okay, more like shouted at him for being an idiot) and demanded he go back for it. He tried to lie, saying that wasn't his phone and it was only a piece of a banana. I wasn't stupid but I saw the look of distraught on his face and decided to not push it any further.
Also, those kids I mentioned kind of looked like they were David Haydn-Jones', the oldest looking five and the other one four. Judging by their faces, chances are one is Adam Fergus' and the other one was Jeffrey Vincent Parise's. The kids kind of make sense because I ship their parents but what were they doing in that car?
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bdor1995 · 1 month
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I wish i was asleep
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