#my brain is malfunctioning

[raemarr]

‘I love you to the core’

VS.

‘Is she long term? Is she still in the picture? Who knows’

YEAH.

#buddie #I have no words #my brain is malfunctioning

[hoeforhao]

this wwrideul is having absolutely feral and filthy thoughts rn! JEON WONU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BARKKKKKK AUFFFFFFF AUFFFFF WOOOOFFFFF WOOOFFFFF AURGHHHHHHHHH

#kpop #seventeen #svtcreations #aaaaaaaaaaaa #aaaaaa #feral #wonwoo seventeen #seventeen wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #wonu #wonwoo #svt wonu #wonwoo svt #svt wonwoo #wonwoo smut #feral for this man #i am malfunctioning #my brain is malfunctioning #svt smut #seventeen smut #jeon wonu #absolute filth

[neocentral]

Being in college and you start a going out with jisung, both connecting over not having been in a relationship before and being into the same things. It's a steady road for a few months, you guys go out to eat or make study dates, cuddle at your place watching tv or sometimes makeout in his house- but no sex. You don't feel ready, you've told him since the begining and Jisung being the sweet guy he is-he didn't mind, he is a virgin too afterall.

He likes spending time with you, he likes your quirks and flaws and knows you like his too. But whenever he meets his friends he can't stop the growing flame of resentment at you everytime he gets teased and pressured by the guys to get his dick wet, that being a virgin man at his age is embarrassing or that you're probably getting your back blown by that guy from chicago and how he is too much of a pussy to just plow you and finally pop his cherry.

He (hopes) knows they don't actually want to hurt him and are just looking out for him, they've always being there for him, but Jisung can't stop their voices in his head taking all of his attention in class and telling him how he is probably getting cucked and he is naive for believing that a girl that looks like you would still be a virgin at your age. They are just looking out for him, like they've always done, they are only friends afterall.

So he caves. They've been with a lot of partners and are always bragging about how they've made them scream until they finish. They can help him!! They can tell him the best place to take you out on a date and what words would get you to realize giving your virginity to him is a safe choice!!

Jisung did not really expect jaemin to hand him the smallest ziploc bag he had never seen before with a blue colored powder and instructions on how to slip it in your drink. For hyuck to tell him how to use his arm to choke so you can pass out if he wanted to go more rounds.

Jisung was a bit shocked, tried not to let it show on his face, looking around as discreetly as possible to try and make sense of the advice he is getting from his friends, accidentally making eye contact with jeno's dark gaze. Jeno scared jisung. Sure, jisung and jeno share years of friendship and mutual love, that doesn't erase all the times jeno has lost his temper and taken it out on (usually) jisung. -As silent as jeno was, his gaze told jisung everything he didn't want to think about.

There was no other way now.

Maybe he shouldn't have asked his friends for advice, but where else could he have gone? He tried asking you once after two months of dating but you had shut down the question so fast he had felt ashamed during the next week, with his friends insulting you when he told them, what a fucking bitch to simply ignore your boyfriend's feelings (needs). Now with the guy's help he had only one path, he couldn't let them down now that they had trusted him enough to share their tactics.

So it's time for a date. A nice evening study date, his parents weren't home so his living room was a good place to study you thought, that way you don't have any distraction nor any candid thought about your boyfriend- this class is kicking your ass and you really need to understand the new content.

It was a normal date; you would arrive at his home, relax together in his couch and then he would go make you both some coffee while arranged the coffee table infront of the couch to study. You usually down the first cup of coffee in the span of 10 minutes then get up to make another round of coffe for the both of you 30 minutes into the session when Jisung finishes his. But you can't get up.

You remember *trying* to get up, but your legs and arms felt weak and your head felt too hot to be comfortable. You mumbled your boyfriend's name, you were starting to feel scared because you've never experienced symptoms like these. The feeling of Jisung's arms holding you by your armpits and making you lay on the couch were the only thing you could make out trough the fog and heat in your mind.

Jisung heart's was trying to break free from his body, it was pounding like crazy, he could feel a vold sweat start to form in his body by the anxiety that your current state was causing him. Fuck. He should've asked what exactly the drug would do to you, he is not sure this is normal. Calling Jaemin for more information on the effect had ended up being not a smart decision. Hearing his other friends laughing in the background and mocking him was making him lose the anxiety and reigniting the flame of disdain he had tried to put out.

The more you heard from the call the worst you felt. The voices of your boyfriend and his friend group echoing through the pounding in your head. Whimpers and small pained moans escaping you because of the burning heat you were feeling in your vag, taking jisung's attention away from the phone screen to your squirming figure on his couch.

"Make it a videocall"

He has no obligation to do as his friends tell him. He knows that, he can feel it deep within himself that he could you let this pass and try and work out things with you later.

But the sight of you struggling to rip your clothes trying to alliviate the heat you're feeling and the way your eyes are looking at him through the fog behind them with an expressiong of fear and betrayal is making his cock feel like it's being lit on fire. The blood rushing to it is almost making him feel dizzy with how worked up he is getting. He almost doesn't register that his friends are still talking to him and telling him to show them what he is about to do.

Setting the phone on the table against your empty cup of coffe making sure the camera captures your shaking figure, he starts unbuttoning your shirt, feeling the heat of your skin under his fingers. He cant help the sigh he lets out when finally getting to touch your body.

Jisung feels enthraled, he completely blocks out his friends and can now only hear your pained whines, one of his hands travelling to his crotch to start unbuttoning his pants and palm his cock under his underwear, he wants to take you, he *needs* to take your virgin pussy.

His other hand is touching your clit over your panties, you can feel how wet your undies are by how cold they are getting against your burning skin.

Jisung wants to smell you, he wants to know how every part of you smells when in such worked up state. But he is desperate now, he wants to feel the warth of your pussy and how tight you'll squeeze his cock when he kisses your deepest parts with it.

Pulling your panties down he starts undressing his lower half so he can touch his crotch to yours and smear his long shaft with your juices. God, he feels like he is about to burst with just this.

You can feel the twitch of your fingers, your whole body's been shaking this entire time without you being able to move it, until right now. You can feel yourself lifting your arm with all it's strength to meet Jisung's check with your fist to get him off of you so you can get away from this whole situation.

Watching your arm slowly lift and your hand lightly tap his face he can't help the small laugh that leaves him, although he gets a bit spooked when he hears the loud laugh coming from his phone, but the look of absolute daze your eyes show has his attention pulled completely to you, feeling his hips desperately humping your entrance.

Using his hand he made sure to get all your juices around himself so it was easier for his cock to slide in all the way.

A chocked whine is forced out of you at the feelings your nerve endings are sending to your brain. You can feel the pain of his cock bottoming out in your untouched tunnel, but the conflicting signals being sent to your brain by the drug are making it even harder to form a coherent thought.

He tries to stop himself, but he is finally inside you and the way your pussy is squeezing him is making cry out in pleasure while he ejaculates inside you.

"Ha, I knew it. You fucking virgin, you came the second you put it in!"

Jaemin's voice did not distract him though. Caught in that post nut daze he felt your insides pulsing and started thrusting as hard as he could while moaning your name.

He had just found his new favorite feeling, and your small cries for him to stop were nothing but music to his ears.

- :3

lol, no te rias de mi intento de historia😔 espero que de algo sirva para tu nostalgia por jisung ksjdj

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#tw noncon #letting you have this one anon #my brain is malfunctioning #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #[recs…] #i guess ? #jisung x reader #jisung smut #nct smut #nct hard hours #nct x reader #nct imagines #nct #jisung #nct dream

[lustfulslxt]

BRO HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT???? DID I FORGET?????????

#lustfulslxt #joss speaks #sturniolo triplets #sturniolos #the sturniolos #sturniolo smut #help #my brain is malfunctioning

[lesbianlanarcher]

i don't have a caption for this, just take it

#archer fx #lana kane #sterling archer #zara khan #lanarcher #now what would their throuple name be... #lanarchera...? #zanarcher...? #my brain is malfunctioning #shitposting lol

[wonusite]

i just saw smt on twitter about a girl who has a bf who smokes and she put a screenshot of her text saying "eat me (out) instead of cigarette(smoking)"

now, im not sure if anyone from svt smokes but wouldnt that be hilarious if you texted them something like this and they replied with "i have an oral fixation and if i start eating you out everytime i wanna smoke you will faint" or smt like that

god that would be so hot and now im wet thinking about that them keeping their word

no bc why would that be hoshi cheol or jeonghan. and they would def keep their word 🙃

#this ask is actually crazy #my brain is malfunctioning #ask #yandere-stories

[takenbythestarcatchers]

Just saw this on Facebook???? HELLO?????

#gretavanfleet #my brain is malfunctioning #I’m losing my absolute shit right now #am I missing something or is this really something new??? lmao #Greta van fleet #Josh Kiszka #Jake Kiszka #Sammy Kiszka #oh I’m sorry he’s a grown man now I mean SAM Kiszka #danny wagner

[makeupinthedrawer]

niall horan please call me please please please

#MY BRAIN IS MALFUNCTIONING #WHEWWWWWW #niall horan

[stargirlfics]

Oh no not me imagining Alfred prone boning reader. He'd settled for a achingly deep, slow, pace, not even thrusting but GRINDING his cock deep in you, a hand holding your throat while the other is between the sheets and you, mashing against your clit while his strokes rub you against his palm. You can do nothing but sob as he whispers filthy nothings into your ear as he takes and breaks you apart this way before you whine, rocking your hips wanting more. "Use your words, girl. Tell me what you want." You can barely form sentences and do anything but moan deeply as he relentlessly rocks his cock so deep into you, holding his hips against yours as punctuation causing him to chuckle. When you're finally able to groan out a" please...", he says "good girl" before proceeding to hold your throat in a tighter grip, rocking his hips into a brutal pace. Hand on your clit now mashing your clit in ruthless circles, hips smacking against your ass, growling "That's it, sweetheart. Go on, come for me. Be a good girl and come for daddy." Being a man who doesn't do things by halves, he'd make you come before sitting up and pulling you with him, make you sit in his lap as he fucks you through your orgasm, rocking you against his cock while his fingers relentlessly circle your clit, holding you and fucking you before finally coming deep in you and taking you over with him once more. Your eyes rolling to the ceiling while you keening cries dissolve into a silent scream.

Oh my godddd no cause that position? The daddy kink? Clawing and screaming and crying…that’s so hot 🥵🥵🥵

Alfred having the edge here too is so good, being able to set the pace, making sure you’re surrounded by him, being able to pin you down and make use of his hands and his mouth if he wants too, it’s all so good

Thinking about him holding your throat has me in shambles like god the firmness of his grip!!! He only puts pressure to where you’re comfortable but just having his hand there, it’s the possessiveness for me bestie, I love it

And the detail about him sitting up and pulling you with him to fuck you through your orgasm…coochie is crying rn that’s so good, I just imagine him being so vocal the entire time too goodbyeeee

#my brain is malfunctioning #the batman!alfred pennyworth #alfred pennyworth smut #alfred pennyworth x reader #alfred pennyworth headcanons

[shunganeva]

I greatly appreciate all the warm feedback on my art :) thank you for all the kind words!! They make me smile sm I’m gunna cry huuagnjgjd,,,fhfjjssh,,I-I think I like it here… I’m tired GOODNIGHT!

#snufkin #moomin art #moomin #snufmin #i love you all #my brain is malfunctioning

[moondirewolf]

GOOD MORNING WORLD CHENFORD FUCKED LAST NIGHT HOW ARE WE DOING

#and they expect me to work today? #my brain is malfunctioning #chenford #the rookie

[takearisk-ao3]

I put on my playlist to listen and The Loneliest by Maneskin started playing and I remembered your fic AG, I just thought of Harry suffering from seeing Ginny in a coma. I'm crazy? I don't know! looking forward to the development of this story

FUCKIN OUCH IM-

You'll be the saddest part of me A part of me that will never be mine It's obvious Tonight is gonna be the loneliest You're still the oxygen I breathe I see your face when I close my eyes It's torturous Tonight is gonna be the loneliest

like you started out with a full on gut punch but then wtfffff is thissssss

And I just keep on thinking how you made me feel better And all the crazy little things that we did together In the end, in the end, it doesn't matter If tonight is gonna be the loneliest

in the end it doesn't matter because he feels like he doesnt have her anymoreororoeoeeeoeoeoeoer

#IM SHOUTING THIS SONG GAVE ME TOO MANY EMOTIONS AT TEN IN THE MORNING #my brain is malfunctioning #already gone #anon #answered

[scatmaan]

the boys are not on good terms anymore v_v

#scatmaan complains #lio beat da shit outta tolth #i Will actually finish these mmmk #but im too excited for my tattoo tomorrow #my brain is malfunctioning

[godsfaultycreations]

Oh hey I do follow you! Man I love the art on here :D

JDHXHSBSJXH BRO??? i wish mars was online right now but thank you so much!! that means a ton

kicking my feet

#cam responds not clickbait #gods faulty creations #cokowiii #asks and replies #i just sat here and stared at this #and stimmed. a lot. #my brain is malfunctioning

[wejusthereforthefanart]

Riley’s Branch of Science

I don’t know why I hadn’t thought of this before, but Riley Ruckus is a biologist, and more specifically a geneticist. 

She alters the genetic make-up of rats by mutating them with pieces of cloth, she attempted to research the biological ancestry of her species to prove Owen didn’t create them (her believing Lord of The Rings was non-fiction is still the funniest thing in Midnight Show, I swear) and she used the DNA of three unnamed humans to literally bring her dog to life. 

My girl is well on her way to reenacting the Human Centipede, if she can get past the copyright laws. 

#hello puppets #riley ruckus #midnight show #my brain is malfunctioning