#my brain:

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Sometimes you’re having a nice day and then sometimes you suddenly remember that one time in college you almost passed out on camera in front of the entire student body.

#me to my brain: yes thank you for that #my brain: you’re welcome #me: I was being sarcastic #my brain: you want a different one? I can get a different one #me: one invasive memory is enough for today thanks #my brain: #my brain: you’re welcome. again. #random thoughts

[ennieasys]

*fixes binder* My chest is flatter now but not as much as I was hoping... *takes it off*

*gags in gender dysphoria*

#My brain: #panic attack #genderqueer #gender dysphoria #trans boy #transgender #trans community #trans man #transmasc #nonbinary #transblr #genderfluid #gender dysmorphia #gender fuckery #queer #lgbtq+ #fuck this shit im out #*jumps into the inner world*

[maxislvt]

omega!wanda hearing you act all tough and dominate around your alpha friends. normally she doesn't mind but you start getting really explicit and say something about her being "a whimper-y mess of an omega" and she can't let that go. the second you two are alone she ties you up and starts edging you until you're crying.

"Wanda, please, you know I didn't mean it."

"I know,pup, but you said it and it still hurt your kmegas feeling."

#me: im going to bed #my brain: #panther's thoughts #omega!wanda #omegaverse thots

[caffemochachoco]

when someone mentions a word that you literally cannot take seriously anymore even though its a literal medical term

#teacher says triage #my brain: #FUKAI DESU DESU- #milgram

[veryinnovative]

elaborate apocalypse au brewing in my mind rn

#jegulus wolfstar rosekiller dorlene…… more.. #me: im gna focus on my deadlines #my brain: #me: no more big fics after tarte tatin #also me: 400k+ words apoc au…….

[mlm-blues]

boy boy boy boy boy boy boyboy boy boyb oy

#my brain: #saying stuff

[mooodyblue]

thinking about cg!austin getting a plushie from a fan and being excited because he gets to take it home to his little :') or him getting gifts from fans bc they know he's a cg and they wanna spoil his little with plushies ...

#me: sees one photo of austin with a plushie #my brain: #also i will finish these blurbs and answer asks soon i promise it's been a long 24 hours

[i-make-questionable-choices]

#openly sobbing #writers meme #writer memes #writer problems #writer meme #writers block #imposter syndrome #why do i procrastinate so much #im doing this to myself #me #can we please get some rough structuring done? #my brain: #no #i make questionable choices #Questionable-Choices writing

[cuppatealove]

Editing:  the process by which I try and make myself sound less like Enid Blyton.

#a a milne could also be an apt comparison #my brain: but I LIKE that style #my brain: you're writing MODERN AMERICANS grow up #my brain: no one said the NARRATOR has to be a modern american too #my brain: go and write some more of your AGENT CARTER WIP if you want to sound like that #my brain:

[randombook4idk]

Lord forgive me as I have sinned

#this scene: *exists* #my brain: #fma 2003 #fma 03 #fullmetal alchemist 2003 #fullmetal alchemist 03 #roy mustang #king bradley #fma roy #fma bradley

[dramaticalcorgi]

power would be on the “down with cis” bus

#me just minding my own business #my brain: #csm

[nutria--oscura]

Freddie's impression of Austin Powers' "Shagadelic, Baby!" has been playing in my head nonstop since last episode aired

#i was in the middle of my English exam this morning like #'i need an idiom using 'eyes' ' #my brain: #'shagadelic baby!' #like bro i haven't even watched the Austin Powers movies #dndads #freddie wong #dungeons and daddies s2 #whispers of the raine

[gaminegay]

its fun to have a nonstop dialogue in your head because sometimes you don't know why it says what it does

#alda rambling #It's like those ''skinwalker'' videos #My brain: #🎵that's what I get for loving youu-UUU winner winner turkey dinner got a NO. STOP. DON'T DO THIS. ...what was that 🎵IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE #It's mostly just very annoying there's always some FUCKING song playing

[rebelquilled]

something something birb something something knife

#me: write a headcanon show ur alive and love xayah #my brain: #&&. ooc ( just a normal girl without deathquills )

[koenigami]

my tiktok fyp has turned into a news website, and it’s making me anxious and depressed lmao

#my brain: #we're all going to die. the end is near #anyways #going to try to finish the fine print now #I'm not a huge fan of the book but #I HAVE to finish it otherwise I won’t be able to start reading other books #{ chit-chat }

[workof-tortured-poetsdepartment]

maybe I am too much and too little, to matter.

#no context #my brain: #brain juice rot