#my brother everybody

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

My brother: No, a lot of these places are funeral homes. Like that! Pretty sure that’s a funeral home.

Me: No, Tim, that’s the woman’s club…

#caboose quotes #my brother everybody #mort coded

[ghastmaskzombie]

bro: why has no one made a cute guys doing cute things anime yet? me: strongly agree, but also: hot guys doing hot things. bro: that's called yaoi. me: no, that's hot guys doing hot guys.

#danshi koukousei no nichijou doesn't count ok #that was funny not cute #my brother everybody #anime

[aeoliantectrix]

So my brother is a crackhead and an absolute fount of bullshit. The highlight from the past 20 minutes:

Bro: {talking about the dog, who is producing A Lot of loose dog hair right now} "it's shedding season!"

Me: "it's the end of july. It is not shedding season"

Bro: "yeah but the asshole in charge of SNL, what's his face, JIMMY FALLON! Jimmy Fallon saw his shadow so now we've got another three months of global warming summer"

Me: {crying with laughter}

Bro: "man I'm so glad there's a writers strike right now so we don't have to see the absolute train wreck that would be the barbenheimer SNL skit"

#family shenanigans #my brother everybody #absolute dumbass behavior

[36beetles]

"what are you doing cor?"

"im probably gonna read manga"

"read manga?? who the fuck is manga?"

#my brother everybody

[chucktaylorupset]

I think there's something to be said for fanfiction that loves canon in a way that’s rude. Like thank you for this wonderful thematic tragedy made out of this character’s entire arc ending in death, it was emotionally and intellectually moving, but also fuck you fuck you fuck you they live, this time and every time they live, they never died, their flaws are not their undoing, actually they have no flaws, actually they save everyone, actually who cares about a story, any story, where this one dies, actually i cared about that story so much i made a new one, actually i cared so much i unmade the old one, you gave me morals and i left them for the mortal, but they’re mine now and i will never let them die, actually thank you, actually fuck you, strongly worded letter to follow

A kiss for canon and spit in its face all at once, it’s great

#my post #i use and plan to use the 'canonical character death tag' WAY too much to post this but still #fanfiction #everybody live nobody dies au #and a five #this is about your blorbo absolutely but before that it was about #robb stark #to crown him is to kill him #on the one hand he must die because there are no good kings #king of the north was the death knell of robb the good brother robb the good son robb the loving friend #on the other hand #he was the nicest sixteen year old in the world #on the other hand fuck you there sits the only king i mean to bend my knee too #what if king was just a name for a brother who loved you #love that story of thematic importance about the inherent devastation of feudalism #but fuck you he's perfect and he lives #fuck you let him be soft and let him be mine #in general im against sandpapering your blorbos but actually my blorbos are soft and round and perfect #boubas if you will #and who cares if theyre a little unrecognizable #the version of them that gets to live #resurrection and comes back wrong but with the multiverse of what if they lived fanfiction

[egophiliac]

oh no, I love them

(super quick doodles done between other stuff, there will be better things later I promise :')

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #spoilers spoilers spoilers #me when the shroudparents walk in: what. why. what is this. #me thirty seconds late: never mind they are AMAZING #i mean yeah idia kind of offhandedly mentioned it way back when #in episode 6 when he was like 'my parents have to wear special equipment to deal with the debilitating effects of the curse' #'and to hide their identities as a french electronic synth-pop duo' I GUESS #no no it's okay. mrs shroud you are kind of insane and i love you #GROUP HUG EVERYBODY!!!!! #mr shroud you put up with a lot but somebody's gotta remember to do the paperwork #daft punk bert and ernie is the best possible dynamic for them #and THEY LOVE THEIR ROBOT SON #i'm so happy for ortho #(hovering around the subject of dreamworld ortho. ...we'll get to that) #man though now that i know what they're like #when idia busted in to show them how he built himself a replacement brother #mrs shroud was probably just like 'this is exactly what i would have done. let mama give you some pointers on joint mechanics' #i know i'm in the minority on genuinely unironically loving overblot idia #(YES he's weird but it's a weird i'm into!) #i am DELIGHTED by the design parallels. he looks like his dad! #but with his mom's ears! #ah it's so good

[hollytree33]

It’s my birthday!! I wanted to make a little drawing to celebrate!

#I’m 23 #terrifying #I just wanted to draw these two just talkin #in my head they’re on the way back to haven from the hinterlands :) #my art #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #shivana lavellan #dai #lavellan #dragon age fanart #solas #solavellan #I went bird watching tour with my brother at the conservatory #I loved the guy teaching everybody he was very enthusiastic and he summoned an owl with the power of his mind it was incredible

[somegrumpynerd]

It's interesting to think about how, to me at least, Dust and Killer are like mirror versions of each other.

One who joins a villain enthusiastically, jumps at the chance to leave his past behind and have a purpose again, and the other who has to be dragged in, would rather rot in the consequences of his own actions.

One who needs orders, needs the distraction and the action and the thrill, can't sit alone with his thoughts for too long lest he hear them clearly, and the other who can't bring himself to ignore the ghost over his shoulder, would rather sit in place and listen to his own self loathing parroted back at him than stand up and find a way to drown it out.

One who doesn't associate with his past anymore, that wasn't me and I wasn't him, and cannot stand the thought of going back from where he came, and the other who wants nothing more than to be his old self again but feels so strongly that he doesn't deserve to return to the life he tore down himself.

They both wear their new names like dog collars, but one is a gift given by someone else because he's theirs, he has somewhere he belongs that he's expected to return to, and the other is a choker tying him to a post, warning others of his danger while never allowing him to get out of arm's reach of his past.

And getting them both back-to-back while trying to understand mortals was probably enough to give Nightmare whiplash

#UTDR #UTMV #He kind of expected when picking up Dust that because they were so similar they would get along #And boy did he have a big storm coming #I don't think he and Dream ever fought that much as kids #I feel like they were relatively nice happy brothers for the most part #And having Dust and Killer in the castle together was eye opening #Not that they would have been considered brothers at that point but y'know #Anyway it's day 4 of my week off and I still have absolutely no motivation to draw which sucks #But I am working through cross stitching the lil pixel versions of everybody so that's nice #Also I'm not main tagging this because some people have very strong opinions about the characterisation of these two #and I know I'm doing it wrong just to have fun so

[pianokantzart]

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#my art #Luigi #Dimentio #Super Mario Brothers #Woo! Card tricks everybody!

[aroaceleovaldez]

HoO is so funny to me when you actually think about the ages of all the characters. Octavian is 18. Percy and Annabeth are 16, almost 17. Reyna is presumably 16. Frank just turned 16, Jason’s about to turn 16. Leo and Piper are like 15. Hazel’s like 14 and a half, and Nico is 13.

The Death Sibs are both the youngest and oldest on the Argo II. Octavian is a college freshman getting into petty drama with a bunch of high schoolers. He gets told to shut up at one point by a random 8th grader. Everyone is scared of the 8th grader. We Sent A 13 Year Old To Superhell and he came back weirder, Just Like Middle School. TLH was just three high school sophomores being sent to do a task and it going Exactly Like You’d Expect. Percy’s the only demigod on the ship who can legally drive (though Reyna gets her drivers license at some point before TOA). What Is Happening.

#pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #riordanverse #my second favorite thing related to this is like every time Hazel references someone's age especially in SoN it's just. blatantly incorrect. #she goes into very specific detail about how she's 14. detailing like exactly how many months it had been since her birthday #and when she died and when she was brought back. just like ''okay. im 14 and a half. got that? good.'' #''anyways here's Frank. he's 3 years older than me'' like literal next chapter. we are told Frank is not 3 years older than her. #Hazel: Here's my older brother! [Nico is younger than her in literally every way feasible] #ive just decided Hazel is an unreliable narrator who is just really bad at guessing/remembering how old people are #which like. adhd mood. forgetting how old everybody is. #and she has the bonus excuse of saying her sense of time is skewed from being a ghost for so long #but it's just so funny every time she's just. with the upmost confidence. blatantly the wrong answer. #i want a scene of Hazel looking at Percy and just going ''hm. I bet he's like 20.'' and then learns he's 16 #and she's just [surprised pikachu] #also we know it isn't an error that she's 14 cause in TOA she's like ''oh yeah im learning to drive!'' #so she's 15 by then #it is however an error that *Nico* is said to be 14 in hoo cause he's 12 in TLO and 14 in TOA #but we know in HoO the reason that error was made was cause Rick hadn't figured out Nico's birthday yet #and he was flipping it between January or March #so he just forgot how old Nico is for a series and then we went back to normal

[cakesmelons]

Top ten moments before disasters

Nightgown designed inspired by @leafwateraddict​ ‘s clothing designs! Link to design’s ---> here (they’re under the cut)

IT’S THE BABIES. GOD. I LOVE THESE TWO. they may look a bit too old here but eh. 

nightmare is holding a lamp in his one hand because the frozen au is all about darkness instead of like ice powers.

and incase anyone is wondering why it’s “top ten moments before disasters” it’s because this is the scene right before Elsa accidentally hits Anna.

#Frozen!au #frozen au #dreamtale frozen au #frozen!nightmare #frozen!dream #dream sans #dreamtale brothers #dream!sans #nightmare!sans #nightmare sans #passive nightmare sans #sans aus #sans au #undertale au #undertale aus #my art #omg i realized i messed up dream's crown. EVERYBODY LOOK AWAY FROM IT

[mrpsychokiller]

was considering selling this guy as an adopt earlier because i had literally only ever drawn him once(1) but backed out because i was too attached to get rid of him. so yall get this as a compromise

#my art #furry #anthro #ocs #hot dog (oc) #everybody clap and cheer for hot dog my brother started calling him that and for now i got nothing better

[ghastmaskzombie]

sometimes crafting recipes are weird:

"how are we out of materials for a mistake?" -bro, playing age of calamity

#the legend of zelda #age of calamity #my brother everybody

[quadrantadvisor]

I feel like these days we get so much criticism of the dynamics in 2012 that the characters get kind of flattened by the fandom, so I wanna say that 2012 Raph is not just a one-dimensional bully character, he's got a lot more caring and emotional intelligence than he gets credit for. Yeah, he has an obvious protective streak, but even beyond that, he's always his brother's number one supporter, even when he disagrees with them.

He's highly critical of Mikey's desire to make human friends, but when Mikey goes out to do it anyways and it blows up in his face with Bradford, Raph is the one to comfort him and tell him he deserves better.

He thinks Donnie's crush on April is delusional, but helps him out at every chance he gets, removing Donnie from embarrassing situations of talking him up in front of April. When Casey comes into the picture, Raph tells him point blank that it doesn't matter that they're best friends, and it doesn't matter how bad Donnie's chances are, Raph's on Donnie's side in this.

And when Leo starts sneaking out to see Karai, Raph is the one who notices, tells him off, and tries to get him to stop. He doesn't tell anyone else, though. He wants Leo to make good choices, but he respects him enough to let him make bad ones without getting the rest of the family involved. They'd all be on Raph's side, but he doesn't need them to all gang up on Leo like that, even if he's not listening.

Basically, Raph cares about his brothers, including their emotional well-being, even when it's not obvious. And yeah we should criticize the writing and how harsh it gets and how there's no resolution to the ways certain characters are treated, but I get tired of seeing complex characters be villainized and sometimes I just wanna read fanfiction that is nice?????? So that's my thesis I guess lol

#i just love him and want better for him #everybody writes him so mean and he is fr my little guy #i guess this didnt need to be written so confrontationally and could just be a character study #but based on fandom shit i really do forget sometimes that Raph is a good brother! #everyone acts like he is exclusively an asshole and its legit exhausting #he was my first favorite in that series and i want better for him #idk ignore me #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #raph 2012 #tmnt 2012 discourse

[kafka-ohdear]

No i don't need nothing but the scene when they are on the ship going to England, Bill was talking about Winters and Skip just popped out with a cigarette on his lips and Don gestured Skip to give him a cigarette (and he did).

look at my little boys.

#band of brothers #help #why am i tagging help #literally in every of my ever posts ever #everybody loves skip #skip muck #donald malarkey #bill guarnere #dick winters #hbo war

[arohuacheng]

listen hi yeah it's me. i know nobody else is sitting around thinking about the significance of shi wudu trusting pei ming to take care of shi qingxuan after he was gone. but i'm thinking about it.

#screenshots to follow. i need to cry maybe #<— SCREENSHOTS FOLLOWED. GO LOOK IN THE REBLOGS. I NEED PEOPLE TO SEE MY THESIS STATEMENT #YOU CAN REBLOG THIS POST BY ITSELF! THAT'S FINE! #BUT IT WAS NOT ORIGINALLY INTENDED AS A PEISHUI THING. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY OTHER POINT #ABOUT PEI MING BEING AN OLDER BROTHER FIGURE TO SHI QINGXUAN. #JUST GO LOOK AT MY SCREENSHOTS... PLEASE... #kissing u have a good day everybody #talking #pei ming #shi wudu #shi qingxuan #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #tgcf spoilers #i guess? i mean like. if people are fr just watching the show and not reading the book.