#my buddie incorrect quotes

[faerycross]

regulus: i absolutely smashed that autism test

sirius: ...

james: i think you should look into that-

regulus: nonsense. i simply am not physically capable of failing. nothing more.

remus: yeah, same

sirius: ...

james, whispering to sirius: gotta love our autistic boyfriends <3

#leaving sirius speechless TWICE is insane #my bro was flabbergasted #moonwater 'tism buddies <3 #regulus black #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #moonwater #wolfstar #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #black brothers #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards

[crowleys-hips]

so...about that new EP...

#crowley and hozier are drinking buddies i will die on this hill #back at it again with my hozier shitposts #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens shitpost #good omens memes #good omemes #good omens incorrect quotes #incorrect good omens quotes #crowley #crowley good omens #good omens crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #ineffable heartbreak #ineffable divorce #hozier #unheard ep #xanshitposts

[bidisasterevankinard]

for me this scene went like that

#Buck wanted to be mother hen for chris and house wife for Eddie since 2x4 #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #my edits #911 #buddie memes #911 memes #911 fox #911 on fox #evan buck buckley #incorrect 911 quotes #icorect buddie #buck x eddie

[loserdiaz]

911 (mainly buddie) + ao3 tags + very unnecessary commentary from me pt. 2

#evan buckley #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #buddie #buddieedit #buddie edit #911 on abc #911 abc #tv: 911 #911 edit #myedits #my edits #ao3 tags #a03 crack #buddie incorrect quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #911 incorrect quotes

[excuseme-greentea]

#evan buckley #I shall not speak but you know I'm thinking it #eddie diaz #buddie #buddieedit #911 #911 abc #911ramblings #incorrect quotes #kind of #I'm clearing out my drafts can you tell

[incorrect911argoship]

Ravi, shocked: You have a fake ID? With a fake name and everything?

Chim: Why would you even need a fake ID for?

Buck: I don't have to explain myself-

Eddie: He used it to get a second library card so he could take out twice as many books at once.

Buck: You traitor.

Hen: Ha! nerd, but where could someone get one of those?

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect buddie #buddie #911 #911 abc #ravi panikkar #chimney han #evan buckley #eddie diaz #hen wilson #bobby nash #let my man read edmundo #buck and hen should have a book club

[hisbucky]

Eddie: Athena, you have to help me. Athena: And what seems to be the problem? Eddie, begging: You have to cancel the Christmas party at your house! Please! Athena: Not happening in a million years. Listen to me. You are going to be fine. It's just Buck. If you can survive him wearing what he did during Halloween, you can survive this. Eddie: You don't understand! It will kill me! His turtleneck sweater is going to ruin me, Athena! Athena, eyes rolling: Goodbye, Eddie.

#911 show #911 on abc #buddie #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #eddie diaz #athena grant #and my continuous saga #of eddie gay panicking over buck's outfits

[menace-behaviour]

#911 fox #911 incorrect quotes #theyre idiots your honor #firefam #idiot (affectionate) #my beloved idiots #incorrect quotes #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buckley diaz family #eddie #eddie 911 #eddie diaz 911 #911 buddie #911 memes #shit post #911 shitpost #911 on fox #fox 911 #buddie 911 #gay eddie truther

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Buck: Hey, in the mood for a quickie? Eddie: ...sorry a WHAT? Buck: One of those egg things. Eddie: ... Eddie: It's pronounced 'quiche.' Eddie: *leaves* Hen: You know exactly how to pronounce 'quiche.' Buck: Always have an exit strategy.

#incorrect 911 quotes #buddie #someone liked the Flogan version of this so it popped up in my notes #and I thought oh my god Buck would try this

[swirlymarimo]

Zoro: *drunk somehow* oi, Nami, who's that?

Nami: *also drunk* Which one?

Zoro: The hot one obviously.

Nami: That's Sanji kun.

Zoro: He's gorgeous. I wonder if he's single.

Nami: No, I think he's married.

Zoro: *cries*

Nami: Aw! Zoro don't be sad!

Sanji: Alright you two, you've had enough.

Zoro: *heartbroken look*

Nami: Get away from him you heart breaker!

Usopp: Nami, come on I found a whole pile treasure back by the ship.

Nami: Show me! Hurry! *drags Usopp away*

Sanji: What's wrong honey? I didn't take you as a sad drunk.

Zoro: You're married.

Sanji: *laughs* Yes, I am but theres no reason for you to be upset.

Zoro: Why the hell not?

Sanji: Because I'm married to you, you idiot.

Zoro: I knew I'd get you one day.

Sanji: Come on you need to get some sleep. And maybe see Chopper. You've clearly had some strong stuff.

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #my post #zosan script #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #married zosan #nami #usopp #nami and zoro are drinking buddies

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt226/?

#911 abc #911 #911+text posts #911 incorrect quotes #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #eddies thoughts in this scene #also saw this on my dash i was immediately i need to make this one #cackles

[bellabrady]

Buck: Look, Eddie is not my soulmate, okay? Yes, fine, when he first started at the 118, years ago, I had a liiiittle crush on Eddie. There, I said it, okay? Are you happy?

Eddie: Exactly! And at one point I had a crush on Buck and that's all in the past!

Buck: Exactly! Wait...what did you- when did you...?

Eddie:

Buck: Yeah, no, nevermind, doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Because if- even if we...because it...with the timing and everything, it's-

Chimney: *gasps* He didn't know!

Ravi: Do you still love each other??

Buck: Wh- what? No!

Eddie: No! We've never- we...we've moved on!

Buck: Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. And....you know...and it...it- anyway, it doesn't matter, because we've all...you know. And besides, you know, I'm with- I'm...I'm with, um-

Tommy: Tommy.

Buck: I'm with Tommy! Yeah, no, I know your name. Obviously!

Chimney: Eddie didn't know that Buck didn't know! And now Buck knows that Eddie knows-

Marisol: We fucking get it, Chimney.

#this superstore scene lives in my head rent free #evan buckley #911 fox #eddie diaz #buddie #oliver stark #incorrect 911 quotes #9-1-1 #abc #ravi panikkar #howard howie chimney han

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Eddie *waking up*: Did I die?

Eddie *sees Buck sleeping next to him*: Is this heaven?

Taylor *knocking on the door*: Buck, open up, it's Taylor

Eddie: Oh, god, it's hell.

#911 fox #911 #911 buddie #buddie #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #buck x eddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #quotes #Taylor #I have nothing against her per se #Except I'm in my rewatch era #And HOW DARE SHE KISS BUCK RIGHT AFTER EDDIE WAS SHOT #The audacity #the gumption #And the gall #Also #I'm not a fan of her as a person #And I don't think Eddie is either #Canon or fanon #Let's be honest #J'adore buddie #they're in love your honor

[babygirl-diaz]

Eddie: They look like they’re having so much fun

Marisol: Yeah, good for them. So what do you wanna eat?

Eddie: I wish I was on a date with them instead

Marisol: What?

Eddie: What?

#eddie diaz #marisol 911 #evan buckley #tommy kinard #buddie #bucktommy #teddie #bucktommyeddie #911 abc #911 spoilers #incorrect quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #here with my throuple agenda again

[loserdiaz]

another silly social media edit bc why not

#evan buckley #eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buddie #buddie edit #buddie incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #911 on abc #911 abc #911onabc #911 fox #911 on fox #my edits #911 social media au #where the 118 has twitter #social media au #911 incorrect quotes

[watchyourbuck]

*Buck and Eddie on the cruise instead of Athena and Bobby*

The bad guy: *points at Buck* you!

The bad guy: give me your dongle

Eddie: excuse me??

Buck: babe-

Eddie: *shoving the guy* you want my husband’s WHAT?

#Eddie I don’t know the word dongle Diaz #but it sounds a lil too much like his cockity cock #and that’s my husband #i swear this is the last post I make tonight #911 fox #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buddie #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc #911 s7 spoilers #911 season seven #911 on abc #911 season 7 #911 spoilers #911 incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #buddie incorrect quotes