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normalbrothers · 7 months
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let me star in a schlocky gory horror film please i prommy i will act so badly and over the top and die so beautifully ................................
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earthtooz · 6 months
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Maybe i didn't know what i was getting into when i followed
that’s too bad *emotes*
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idiot-tumbleweed · 6 months
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pantheon my beloved......................................why they gotta make sure a phenomenal show so fuckin difficult to watch legally
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munamania · 2 years
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i think you have dog energy but one of the dog breeds that are cat-adjacent. a chihuahua probably <3
HAHA ty!!! they’re so cute. i was like obsessed w beverly hills chihuahua as a kid sidenote so this was my destiny all along ig
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bonesandthebees · 22 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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luthienne · 4 months
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i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine
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spitblaze · 6 months
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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
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iced-bees · 4 months
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2024 is wild as hell 4 days in
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visit-ba-sing-se · 5 months
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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.
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kiwinatorwaffles · 8 months
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inkedberries · 4 months
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
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throw the man a bone batman geez
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juiche · 4 months
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a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇
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seagiri · 20 days
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they turned mickbell into a girl in the latin spanish dub so... congrats mickbell???
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sing-you-fools · 8 months
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me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.
behindthename.com:
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shinybulbasaur · 11 months
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mimimar · 22 days
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the woman who holds the moon
prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.
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