“Fuck you my child is completely fine!”

Ma’am your child has to check lMBD parent’s guide before watching a movie

“fuck you, my child is completely fine.”

your child listens to Marry Me by Thomas Rhett when they’re sad and exhausted.

“My child is completely fine!”

Your child thinks this meme is funny.

“my child is completely fine!”

surely, your child is fine. she/he keeps re-reading drarry fanfics before sleep and constantly cries over the same thing everytime, that’s just a thing we all do, don’t we?

“My child is completely fine”

My good bitch, your child is into weirdcore

“My child is fine” your child is majoring in psychology

“F*ck you, my child is completely fine!”

Your child have been listening to We Belong Together by Mariah Carey for 12hours on loops

“Fuck you my child is completely fine” your child knows all the words to Body by Mother Mother and sings them on a daily basis

“My child is completely fine!”

Your child thinks Bella and Edward have a healthy relationship.

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“my child is fine” your child is running a tumblr blog and constantly checking their activitiy to feel loved by strangers on the internet.

“fuck you my child is completely fine” Your child is me

“my child is completely fine” no ma´am your child is a  22-year-old, socially awkward gal who cries over some 80s gay ghosts and still has a blog in tumblr dot com

“My child is fine”

Your child has full blown arguments with the flies in the dining room

“Fuck you my child is completely fine” Your child cannot even look people in the eyes when telling a story

“My child is completely fine” your child has been watching Dylan Is In Trouble for hours on end since last September because he’s the only one who makes her feel calm.

“my child is completely fine” your child doesn’t know how to ask for more from the people they love and therefore feels unappreciated and lonely

“My child is completely fine” your child has developed unrealistically high relationship standards by obsessesing over fictional characters and celebrities twice their age and is thus afraid of dying alone and unloved.

“Fuck you my child is completely fine” your child will read 10 wikipedia articles about greek mythology and ancient Greece just to find lgbt content for validation

“my child is fine” your child plays League of Legends