“My child is completely fine”

My good bitch, your child is into weirdcore

“my child is fine” your child is in their twenties and still searches ‘my parents hit me but not a lot’ on google

“fuck you my child is completely fine”

Your child cried during the final unraveled episode.

“My child is fine” your child is majoring in psychology

“my child is fine” your child is convinced that reading french destiel fanfics is the right way to learn the language

“my child is fine” your child is listening to the last agni kai for the 7th time in a row

“My child is fine” your child becomes deeply personally attached to every kind and gentle father figure they encounter in fiction.

“my child is fine” your child is running a tumblr blog and constantly checking their activitiy to feel loved by strangers on the internet.

“my child is fine”

your child is making this post shut up

Mark: 😁

Kit:🙄🥰

“fuck you my child is completely fine” Your child is me

“my child is fine” your child is listening to sea shanties alone in their room

“my child is fine” your child empathises far too much with tim drake

“my child is fine” your child knoweth not the dealings of the Lord God who created them

“my child is fine” your child has saint bernard lincoln memorized

“my child id fine” your child is reading the wayhaven chronicles for the 5493594th time this year

“Fuck you my child is completely fine” Your child cannot even look people in the eyes when telling a story

“My child is completely fine” your child has been watching Dylan Is In Trouble for hours on end since last September because he’s the only one who makes her feel calm.

“My child is completely fine” your child has developed unrealistically high relationship standards by obsessesing over fictional characters and celebrities twice their age and is thus afraid of dying alone and unloved.

“my child is fine” your child plays League of Legends