#my dad ate schwarma for the first time in 6 decades of life

[kedreeva]

Went to my mom’s house today to have dinner with her to celebrate her birthday and told her I would need to leave in time to get some fresh Mint from a nearby grocer and she told me she had lots of mint in her garden. Then she disappeared into the rain and returned to stand outside of her own glass door, holding handfuls of plants that had just been torn from the ground. She knocked, and my father let her in. She brought me the plants, which were actually lemon balm, and then dragged me outside to prove that she definitely had mint, and I know she used to have it, because I have seen it before (which is why I believed she would be able to get me some), but we found none mint.

Which makes my mother the first person in the history of the world to accidentally eradicate mint.

#mint #personal #had a GREAT time tho #tried a new restaurant #my dad ate schwarma for the first time in 6 decades of life #and he liked it #we watched some of the new Resident Evil tv series #GREAT start btw #dude that plays broyles in Fringe plays Wesker in it #LOVE that love him #loving the shit out of his kids #good times