#my dad is a fucking idiot

[ichayalovesyou]

STOP I CANT HANDLE THIS

BOIMLER is part of the reason Chapel & Spock fucking BREAK UP

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Im losing my MIND 😂😂😂

#he straight up told Chapel their relationship is fucking doomed #i CANT 🤣🤣🤣 #ohhhhh my god booms what have you done #incredible #no notes #funniest thing that happened #aside from Pike being an exhausted dad of two idiot time traveling toddlers omfg #great stuff #Star trek #star trek strange new worlds #strange new worlds #snw #Star Trek snw #snw spoilers #star trek spoilers #strange new worlds spoilers #bradward boimler #christine chapel #Spock #snw 2x07 #those old scientists

[depressed-teacup-inc]

Luka: My dad may be a horrible demon, but I still want him to love me…

Adrien: I, too, wish for the fatherly love… Will… You be my father, Luka?

Luka, perking up: Yeah! Will you be mine, Adrien?

Adrien: YES!✨

#miraculous ladybug #Lukadrien #luka couffaine #adrien agreste #this is somehow a combination daddy issues and daddy joke #and somehow it fits those idiots perfectly #ml memes #it’s funny because their dads suck ass #fuck jagged stone and Gabriel Agreste #all me and my homies hate jagged stone and Gabriel Agreste #mlb fandom #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #source: teen titans go

[karamazovanon]

i think the recurring theme of dostoevsky's that will always destroy me the most is when despite how much a character wishes and yearns for it, they continuously refuse pure and unconditional love when it's offered because they don't think they're worthy of it (and then hate themselves even more for turning it down). it will ruin me EVERY TIME

#and yes ofc theres a ton of theological implications there but i think its way more powerful as it stands between characters #its most obvious in raskolnikov denying the love of Literally Everyone In His Life and nastasya & prince myshkin #(<- im only like halfway thru the idiot still SORRY I HAVE NO TIME TO READDD) #you can also see it in lise smerdyakov and ivan to a certain extent #hell even ilyushas dad rejecting the money #like this recurring cycle of self loathing and self isolation that are ENTIRELY SELF IMPOSED DESPITE THEIR LONGING FOR IT. ohhhhhhhhh my god #it gets me SO BAD EVERY TIME #maybe its just the larger theme of self destruction in general bc that also always makes me lose my shit #throwing myself into the abyss head first and heels last and am even glad that ive fallen in such a degrading posture and consider it #flattering to myself etc etc #boy i die. #anontalks #the self hatred in ruslit goes fucking HARD!!!

[radiosummons]

Yes, I get that the majority of Batfam content is fanon™.

But, like, have you considered that I might just prefer it that way?

#batfam #batman comics #batman #i know in my heart #that batman canon is a fucking mess #and that the batfam #has so much shit going on it's kinda stupid #but also #idk maybe i wanna live in a world where #bruce wayne #is still a fucking idiot and maybe not the best parent #but idk he still gives a shit about his kids #and tries to be a good dad #idk what else to say #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas #barbara gordon #radio queue

[puppyeared]

Ouhhhh friendship I love friendship……..

#I’m reading volumes 14-16 of the ouran manga OOUGHHH MY HEART #I love this weird little friend group so much its unreal #like u have this charming sweeps you off your feet prince but he’s actually a huge lovable idiot with a kind heart and his friends #who are all misfits that he reached out to and drew in because of his kindness and own weirdness like that shits TIGHT BRO #and the trauma part where he has some deep seated issues with love bc he thinks that itll break a family apart like with his mom #how his family isnt allowed to be together because his mom and dad fell in love and how he says he wants to build a big house #so that way one day everyone will get along as a family like. all he wants is not to lose everyone and the only way to do that is #by maintaining a certain order.. he both wants a complete family so bad and doesnt want anything to sour between anyone #so he assigns each of his friends a family role based on how he sees them and YEAH its mostly played for giggles and tamakis #already weird so its his way of showing theyre close to him but. god damn this boy has LAYERS #it also feels kinda meta towards how found family tends to get thrown around to assign characters as 'siblings' or family roles instead of #using it to describe characters who are close enough to be each others family. cuz tamakis doing that EXACT THING in a way tht #ties in with his character and i have to say its fascinating using that within the story itself and its completely plausible #theres a lot of things i can say about ouran that are good bad and questionable but. god i love it when characters are niceys to each other #i remember i really liked the kyoya episode bc him and haruhi got to spend time together and their relationship isnt very close #but it was really nice to see their personalities bounce off each other. i think i also wouldve liked to see haruhi alone with kaoru #i also firmly believe all of the hosts are at least a little in love with haruhi and this can be anything like endearing romantic cuz like #who DOESNT love haruhi. kyoya i think would want to study her under a microscope like his fascination with her draws him in #but im fucking obsessed with whatever haruhi and tamaki have going on because YES hes obsessed with her YES he jumps at the chance to #put her in a cute costume but haruhi? she just fucking goes with it because she knows hes fun to be around even if hes a little wacky abt i #theyre all so. NNGGHHHH #ouran #ohshc #yapping

[cometrose]

sometimes i don’t like family hcs cause i think the relationship between the two characters is a little more fucked up that and i don’t think you’re giving it enough credit

“look they’re just like father and son!” and then i look and it’s two immortals with a messed up master servant dynamic where they would do anything for each other and slowly trying to overcome a relationship dynamic that is 1000s of years in the making

#LISTEN #xiao would do anything for zhongli and they both know this but zhongli would never ask him too and they both know THIS! #also i saw a post critizing zhongli for how he treated xiao like with the whole karma thing but that’s not his child #why are you mad at zhongli for being a bad dad to xiao when he’s not his father??? #or i see posts where it’s implied zhongli pushed or forced xiao into fighting for him #but that’s not true either?? #zhongli never forced xiao to do anything xiao does all of this because of his dedication to morax #zhongli let xiao suffer? WHEN??? WHERE #i’m not saying he’s perfect but damn did he fucking try #or that xiao states the yaksha’s were proud people who regardless of how their stories ended never wanted pity #newsflash idiot it was war they all fucking suffered look at all the adepti and you can still see they’re still fucked up a bit #anyway whatever i guess #zhongli #xiao #genshin impact #woman yells at wall more at 8 #i think looking at their relationship through a familial lens undermines all my favorite things about their relationship #like their wonky power imbalance and loyalty issues #or scara and nahida like people try to make her his new mom and i don’t like it lol #i think them as two oddballs in life becoming close companions and associates feels much better than making nahida his mom #people nowadays only know romantic or familial dynamics and often ignore a secret third thing which is literally every other type of bond #i don’t even hate the hc i just hate when you criticize or analyze these characters WITH A HEADCANON

[mylittleredgirl]

i love writing characters who have never been to therapy. both the ones who don’t know they need it and those who have definitely picked up a self-help book or two off the shelf and completely misunderstood it. i love sticking my face close into their point of view and playing that fine line of “they yearn for Something and that gaping need drives them at all times, but do they even know what it is? do they have that level of introspection?” are they even capable of it, or do they just have a trio of rats wailing aimlessly in their head ("YEARNING!!!") while they tear around the narrative making wild self-destructive choices, trying to satisfy a craving so deep they can’t even see it unless they’ve been cut open to the bone... and then they immediately try to bury that knowledge even deeper so they never have to look at it again? hoping no one else will see through them, even though god and the audience and every other character already can??? anyway yeah the joy of characters who have never been to therapy 💕

#pinning them to a hurt/comfort trope like a bug in a collection: get loved idiot #on fanfic #i mean i do think margaret mash my character of the week knows that she's trying to fuck her dad #but would be shocked to learn that this is widely considered to be. psychologically speaking. a problem.

[ratatoier]

phil ran back to the empty room with chayanne's floatie to apologize. im ill.

#qsmp #liveblogging #'sorry your dad is a fucking idiot chayanne' #WHAT IF I STARTED BAWLING MY EYES OUT PHILZA.

[lobotomyladylives]

people often assume when we all go out together that I'm my half brothers mom (I'm 20 years older than him) & that his parents are his grandparents & it's so funny bc I know it bothers them. old ass idiots

#my dad was 49 & his wife was 45 when they had him #the story behind his birth is actually extremely fucked up like everything else about their relationship #so my dad left her like a million times to try to go back to my mom (who kept telling him no unless he sorted out his issues) then he #would always run right back to her & she always took him back. anyways i guess he said smth along the lines of #''my wife (he was still married to my mom) will always be the love of my life bc shes the mother of my kids'' #and...she went off bc & on fertility treatments without telling him. then shes pregnant & he is still saying he wants to come back to us #so she said he will never see their kid & her son from a previous marraige THREATENED MY DAD AT GUNPOINT #and said if you ever leave my mom again ill fucking kill yoi #so then the divorce was finalized & they got married & my half brother was born. rest is history #for the record i dont feel sorry for my dad at all it was his fault too. the fucking hypocrite was having sex before marriage #and he knew she was nuts & far too attached to her #what a fucking idiot. all he had to do was get on meds & in therapy & admit he was wrong & he could have stayed with us #but he needed constant validation & to be in charge of everything & thats what his new wife gives him. she converted to his cult & now they #raise my brother in it. and she just does whatever my dad wants & lets him treat her like shit. i would actually feel sorry for her if sh #if she werent such a fucking awful person. and she tries to be all nicey nice w/us despite being a literal homewrecker. #and doing things like telling my dad he cant spend more than 50 dollars per year on each of us #while having him buy her a third car & a 1500 dollar fur coat. lol #theyre so much better off financially than us that its unreal. my mom doesnt get a penny despite how much we are struggling #but if i want a relationship with my half brother i just have to pretend none of this is weird or wrong. #anyways i just hope he never finds out the circumstances of his birth bc god can you fucking imagine

[bilestat]

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#I wish I could stop caring as easily as her #but unfortunately my feelings are just going to constantly get hurt over and over forever #when it’s obvious she doesn’t value our friendship as much as I do #I’ve learned to stop texting beyond holidays for the most part because it hurts getting disappointed when I don’t get answers #but it really fucking sucks she saw my insta story about my birthday but couldn’t bother saying anything to me #good to know where we stand #but again: idk why I’m surprised when she has not told me directly when she: #moved to my state from the opposite coast #set a wedding date and also got married #and moved a half an hour away from me #had to find that all out from the internet #so why would my birthday matter? lmao I’m an idiot #like at least she’s remembered in past years and does answer on holidays but #she hasn’t texted me first beyond my birthday last year in like two years #anyway wish I didn’t feel like crying rn #personal #to be deleted #and I feel conceited for caring but I know it’s not #and it extra sucks to still be hurt about another ex best friend that ghosted me years ago that shares my birthday so the sadness is just #inevitable #especially when combined with the fact that my dad’s birthday is in five days #so I’m just kinda sad around and on my birthday every year

[pinkglittergelpenink]

are you ever so attracted to a character that you cannot watch the movie/tv show they’re in with anyone else because something about them makes you go crazy every time you see them? 🫠🫠

god gives his strongest soldiers (me) his toughest battles (the inability to act normal when i see someone attractive)

#literally any rory culkin character #rory culkin #i ❤️ rory culkin #charlie walker #scream 4 #lords of chaos #euronymous #spencer reid #criminal minds #was literally smiling and giggling like a fucking idiot watching criminal minds when my dad walked in and had to act like a normal person #when he walked in lol #i think i should be sedated when jesus hair spencer is on screen i genuinely don’t know how to act when i see him😔

[blessthishouse]

It feels like there’s a lot of heavy energy right now

#everything just feels kind of hopeless and I feel like I’ll like #never be financially stable enough to leave my family #and like I’ll never have a deep and significant romantic relationship #like at this point I am just waiting for my dad to die and hoping for some semblance of peace and normalcy for the rest of my adult life #maryam's posts #like fuck man I just want romantic love #but it seems like everyone is just weird or burnt out or does the bare minimum #and here I am looking and feeling like an idiot #like I’m just tired #I wish my family wasn’t so scarily homophobic I could be comfortable enough being with someone who wasn’t a man #I just feel all alone #And I wish I had someone rn who could see that #and who could give me a hug and say that they loved me

[poppy-metal]

your explanation for anyone who asks why you're dating both steve and eddie is simply "i deserve two boyfriends." and no one can argue with that.

#poppy speaks #i hate that they each represent my two types to a t #like fuck man #eddie the punk loserboy who wears rings n steve the pretty idiot with bad dad jokes #how was i supposed to fight against that

[vvelegrin]

man another thing that's been very nice about having moved out of my dad's house is that... i am under no obligation to convey anything to anyone <3 i don't have to tell my parents about my doctor appointments, i don't have to tell people my intentions, i don't have to defend making purchases or arranging my life in a way that makes things easier or more pleasant because people don't even have to know about these things in the first place.

it's really fucking nice.

#experienced the unfortunate combination of 'pathological anti-liar' and 'being a fucking doormat by nature or whatever' #and 'controlling father that has to know everything and will directly curtail any attempts at privacy with guilt and authority' #that i sometimes compulsively try to make someone understand things about me even when it the direct outcome of such is unpleasant #here's to breaking these habits lads #discovering that i can do things and have preferences without going to protestant hell or even worse dealing with my dad #i can even pay my Idiot Tax without the external application of guilt #that is payments or late fees or forgetting to return something that doesn't fit and et cetera #that sometimes come up on account of being a fucking mess LMAO and would be less of a thing if i achieved a level of organization #that i simply will not realistically reach at this juncture but am generally working on getting myself in order for #i just make sure i routinely set aside a lil money for potential mistakes and i deal with them as they come #without the song and dance of being actively and repeatedly scolded as an adult for regular person mistakes #prattling about the self #edit to note that yeah i know there are times when i should convey things to people but you know what i mean

[conanssummerchild]

YOU DONT REALLY WANNA HEAR THE TRUTH DO YOU??!?!?! ITS OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WHO EVER KNEW YOUUUU, THAT ALL YOU EVER WANT IS TO BE RIGHTT EVEN IF THAT MEANS YOU GOTTA LIEEEE TO DO IT THE ONLY THING YOUVE PROVEN IS THAT THERES NO ONE WHO EVER HAS DONE BETTER AT MAKING ME FEEL WORSE NOW YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER, YEAH THERES NOTHING THAT EVER DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID NOW YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOURE THE WINNERRRRRR

#life footage of me listening to this song #YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO MISS ME #HOW DO I SOMEHOW FEEL GUILTY #WHEN YOURE THE ONE WHO LET IT GET THIS BAD #< that line completely changed my brain chemistry btw #fuck parents ngl #winner #conan gray #superache #conans summer child #alex says shit #alex is an idiot #more like alex's dad is an idiot 😭 #LA LA LA LA LA YOURE THE WINNEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

[frogathy]

one way to say you havent seen the barbie movie without saying you haven’t seen the barbie movie is hating on female characters that are just normal girls who don’t do very much. or writing off female characters as shallow because they don’t have outwardly exceptional traits (i.e. big massive boobs, incredible otherworldly power, super tiny boobs, she owns a business and also runs a country and also she’s really mean and cold because that’s hot and it goes against the gender stereotype, she’s an alien, she’s a furry, she’s secretly a spy, her personality is very clearly different and special OR she’s so mysterious that she REALLY has no personality but bc she’s so vaguely mysterious that doesnt matter bc the mystery makes her deep and alluring, etc)

girls can just be girls.. girls just.. wanna have…. fun..

let us embrace the concept of the ambiguous female character, i beg of you. just as there are twink boys and big buff himbos, let there be president barbies and “just mom” barbies. how about we just. stop placing expectations of either extreme onto anyone. let’s try that. thank you

#love: a girl who was raised ‘anti-feminist’ (the joking words of my dad) #(the words that made me think i could not have opinions about women at all even though i am one) #(as if commenting on or even thinking about the subject of women is in itself an act of RADICAL FEMINISM!) #(like holy shit thats a damaging concept! anyways im enjoying acknowledging what i think about the issue of Women. personally? #i have opinuons about women😼and im sharing them on the internet😼😼) #this post is about nilou from genshin impact🗣️ #she’s just some fucking girl and shes a dancer and shes just. like. DUMB. because shes purehearted and innocent #and people look at her and say shes useless and she did nothing for the storyline and shes shallow #SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!!! #idiots. all of them. idiots #even though she’s canonically the LITERAL embodiment of beauty. that is not enough for them #the hypocrisy. its so grand #anyways #girls. am i right #i could talk so much about her i love her so much she literally menas so much to me #i could talk about her for so long snd all of the amazing things about her that are not on the surface but ill spare this website #froegis meep tag #barbie #nilou #genshin nilou #female characters #i feel so free being able to just fucjing acknowledge that i think this #i still have a sense of ‘but what if im wrong and im being a snowflake’ as if having an opinion that differs from my dad makes me a snowfla #like wat da hel! enmeshed families be hittin different 😼 #and perhaps theres a bit of internalized mysoginy in these little bonez of mine😼 butt who knows. something for my therpist to unpack #important