Don't keep secrets au
Slade: Nightwing really losing his touch on keeping secrets, now tell me what do I need to do to get him to join me.
Wally: got red hair?
Slade: no.
Wally: freckles?
Slade: no.
Wally: are you a great dad?
Slade:... Questionable.
Wally: shitty parents?
Slade: sorta...
Wally: we ain't got a lot to work with here man.
Slade: I did Batman once, does that helps?
Wally:
Slade: well?
Wally: you don't want me to answer that.
Slade: so... With all your have said I'm not going to get him to join me willingly.
Wally: or forcibly either.
Slade: he's not going to save you he's off planet.
Wally: yeah, and arsenal is busy with the outlaws stuff but I have others who worry about my safety.
Slade: I know how all the bats fight, and I'm not worried about league members coming after me.
Wally: I know but I wasn't talking about them.
Slade: *snorts* then who?
Wally: Gotham's siren's, and adding the black eye, busted lip, and a tetanus wonderland of a wearhouse you chose to tie me up in, I say you got six broken bones headed your way. Thank god you didn't kill me though.
Slade, worried: and if I did?
Wally: Nightwing and arsenal will have your head. Joker killed second Robin with a crowbar, he killed joker with the same murder weapon and arsenal is not above killing people at times sooo.
Slade, started untie Wally quick: shit shit shit-
Cat woman: ah good, doing the work before the fun starts.
Slade: *high pitched screams*
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was gonna make a post like "does anybody even have a good father" then I remembered my mom does, so I was like "so why the fuck did she marry my dad" then I remembered that she was pressured by her own mother/that side of the family to marry my dad (who is 20 years older than her!! 🤢) as soon as she could and have children by the time she was 22 (yikes) and she refused to get divorced because her parents had done that and she really hated the idea of putting me and my brother through the stress, but she hated being married to my dad and honestly it probably would've been better if they had separated. them fighting all the time and seeing how much they didn't care for each other especially in the later years was probably worse for us. but tbh it took her a long while to unlearn all the shit her family put her through and to realize how unhappy she was.
but the damage is already done and now my whole family is in different places and I was the unlucky one left with my dad. at least the shitty family cycle is ending with me. my brother has a kid but he and his fiancee are really good people so I think he'll be just fine. there's not much hope for my mom's side of the family tho. they're all extreme maga christians and I'm staying as far away from them as I can.
now if I could just maybe get my shit together I can move on with my own life but I'm hindered by my health problems and it fucking sucks so bad and all this bs just exacerbates it exponentially 😮💨 I just want out of here
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When you're playing a silly little game of find the card and are down to the last two cards: Marie Antoinette and Catherine the Great.
You can put down a cat or a horse to guide the guesser to the correct answer.
You choose the horse, of course.
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