My brain really made come up with
„You could have a thousand sharp edges and i‘d gladly cut myself on them for the privilege to hold you.“
At 10 in the morning and now I don’t know what to do with myself. What do you mean I wrote that? In my head even?
Closely followed by
Some souls aren’t meant to be apart.
Like what did I drink this morning? Tragic writer juice?
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i am reasonably sure that i could talk leif into changing the species of several "selkiebugs" characters because i disagree with many of their assessments
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"Why are you like this?"
"BITCH, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?"
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"Touché."
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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what quality of mine sparks a desire in people to send me to an "evil science lab"
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STOPPP putting pet loss posts on my feed PLEASE “and for a moment i was just a boy holding a puppy” GOOD NIGHT IM LEAVING I CANNOT
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