#my dog is an idiot sometimes

[royalarchivist]

Pac: This is my secret base. And this is Pequito!

Fit: Pequito! *Immediately starts cooing over Pequito*

Pac: [Laughs]

Fit: Sorry, sorry.

Pac: No no, that's good! He likes you, you know, he likes you.

#FitMC #Pactw #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #I THINK this was October 27 but I don't remember well enough to put that as a tag #I usually am pretty good about adding dates to my file names but sometimes I forget #anyways. Why'd Fit coo over Pequito like he was a dog LMAO #''He likes you'' You don't say Pac #Y'know I wasn't huge on the minimes #However. I do think we as a community really slept on the concept of Islanders taking care of their partners' minimes #(er or I guess. Their roommates' minimes) #Like ''yes this minime is a nefarious Federation thing but it DOES look like a small adorable version of the person I have a crush on. So.' #I'm just saying. This island's greatest strength is love and their greatest weakness is also them being gay idiots sometimes #Q #Fit #Pac

[im-smart-i-swear]

i always assumed he cut his hair with a pair of shitty scissors in front of his bathroom mirror at like 2am

#my art #kuron vld #vld #kurons design is really fucking funny to me for some reson #he looks so goofy???? boy why do you dress like that #he looks like a dog in a medical cone......... WHY #cant take his ass seriously #shiros s1&2 design made him look serious and reliable #but somehow his clone has the dumbest fucking outfit #i dont hate it or anything btw but it IS very funny to me. not in a bad way hes just silly #love this guy hes a fucking idiot<3 my silly guy<333 #he caught one glance at himself in the mirror while idk brushing his teeth and had a breakdown #bc he didnt look enough like shiro and thats Not Good and he had to fix it so he doesnt feel Wrong anymore #having long hair was weird for him bc his brain was screaming at him that he doesnt look Right #but maybe there was a tiny part of him that didnt mind the hair. a part of him that wanted to be diffrent and try new things #but he couldnt do that bc Shiro Wouldnt Do That and he IS shiro(hes not). dumbass. #i love making clone characters trans allegories #or sometimes i just make literally them trans. its good for the soul:] #i am So Normal about this guy. i prommy.

[lidoshka]

Thank you my idiot 💕

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I comic for Blue Monday.

#mis trazos #super quick comic but have it anyways #dogs #health issues #sometimes I draw things that I don't show you #because I feel I'm oversharing #but I thought this might help someone out there so here it goes. #sometimes its the little things that keep the depression away #in my case is my dumbass dog who likes to gnaw my arm as a form of affection #I say “idiot” and “dumbass” in the most affectionate way #but she went to school and was the only dog who didn't graduate in her class #this type of dogs can jump as high as 5 mts but she struggles wih 1 #I love her so much #I will stay healthy just for her alone

[kiriona-apologist]

had an energy drink today and started wood carving for the first time which led to an almost 7 hour session of fucking around and trying to carve a little fox (who is not complete bc I spent half that time figuring out technique) and now my fingers hurt like a bastard and i think i gave myself a blister. totally worth it though. knew i'd like wood carving

#sometimes i'm like maybe i'm just autistic and don't have any adhd traits and then i pull stunts like this #i paused a couple times to let my parents dog out and feed him but that's it #i was also not wearing gloves bc i am an idiot who got too excited #didn't hurt myself surprisingly aside from blister and sore fingers #but still #i am working on his tail and he's going to be beautiful #broke almost two month tolerance break for caffeine safe to say it worked

[godsofhumanity]

This has been in my mind for a week so i need to dump it somewhere

Ps: its silly billy soup once more

Anubis [to Ammit]: who was a good boy? Oh this guy wasnt! Oh no he wasnt! He was a jerk! Thats right he was a little bitch, his heart is heavier than the feather!

*tosses dudes heart in the air for Ammit to catch*

Hel, Hades: .......bestie.....what......

lol real and factual!

#Hel: normal girl with a big wolf. #Hades: semi-normal guy with a three-headed dog. #Anubis: not-normal guy with a crocodile-headed lion-bodied-who-knows-what-else ''dog''. #i love this a lot actually. made me grin like an idiot #anon #anonymous #asks #silly-billy-soup-stranger #when i get anons sometimes if im bored.. i search through my activity and try to guess who's sent me the ask #coz sometimes people scroll through a specific tag and i think to myself ''hmm yep this is from them.'' HAHAHA so yeah. hee hee.

[madd-nix]

if i go to jail for strangling my brother, just know he tried to kill me first by bringing over his girlfriend 's cat all the time, knowing i'm allergic

#me talking #vent #rant #for legal reasons this is a joke #but seriously i have not been able to smell and/or breathe right almost all year cuz of them #the excuse is her door doesn't lock so she's afraid the dogs might hurt the cat #BUY A FUCKING LOCK #OR STAY AT HER HOUSE TO WATCH THE CAT AND NOT COME TO OUR HOUSE #like i was nice at first about it cuz i thought it would be an infrequent thing and that he'd keep up with cleaning his room #but the cat lives in his room half the time now and he doesn't keep up with cleaning #and i'm just constantly stuffy and feel on the verge of being sick a lot of the time #and i had to renew my asthma inhaler prescription for the first time back in the spring #after not needing it for like 7+ years #and when i once asked him to vacuum his room while his gf could hear #apparently that upset her and 'made her not feel welcome here' and that i had to apologize #i did not apologize cuz fuck you! you're the ones not allowing me to breathe in my own home! #my brother is a fucking idiot #i'm so tired of playing nice with them #i might just send him a link to how cat dander travels along with where to buy door locks #i hate my brother sometimes i really do

[falsenote]

The Idiot (1959)

#🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 #the idiot #l'idiota #50s #my gif #giacomo vaccari #gian maria volonté #giorgio albertazzi #mine #i knew that gmv was going to slay with this role [he did] but didn't expect albertazzi to go this hard... #this character is easy to mess up like while reading i felt almost annoyed sometimes at how helpless he was #but this was a really intricate and layered performance very beautiful #gmv was very unrestrained and frantic here in a different way than in his later films.. #and to refer back to my post from weeks before it was indeed 'dog-like' just like carla gravina said. but in an endearing way #but most importantly the cross exchange scene and the events right after [scene above included] were just so perfectly done. ah! #you're my religion you're how i'm liv-[gunshot]

[bylertruther]

sorry for being that guy but absolving a character of any and all flaws or accountability and ignoring the parts of canon that are proof that this character is (thankfully) complex and human aka capable of making mistakes and doing good and being smart in some ways and dumb in others and so on and so forth is just like. sorry but i always imagined that to be the most boring way to enjoy a character and yet.........................

#personally i love when characters are intelligent and idiotic and mean and kind and i like when something isn't their fault and when #sometimes it is very much their fault and so on and so forth blah blah. just like how ppl are in real life. #live and let live i don't care what anyone does unless it's hurting people and this isn't but in my eyes ...... #it's like i've just watched someone be handed a beautiful delicious chili cheese dog and they go ''thank you'' but then proceed to #scrape off all of the chili cheese and wipe the wiener down with a napkin to get all the remaining seasoning off and then switch out #the bun to a dry one. like girl what's the point of getting a chili cheese dog if you're jus gonna do all tht..... jus get a hot dog.. 🤨 #i think my fandom life would be so much easier if i enjoyed characters like dustin. or enjoyed media tht was 100% lighthearted all #the time with no fucked up characters in it. but alas.... i am forever fascinated by the cunty freakazoids.... 😔 #the dichotomy tht exists within certain characters is The Point. you'd think tht ppl would be happy tht characters aren't one dimensional #but apparently that's what many someones actually prefer lol #i stay scrolling through the tags just scratching my head looking like my icon like girl............. whatter u talkin about.... #i swear it rly makes me wanna jus go through whatever show it is this time and reblog their post with screenshots of all the scenes tht #contradict their bold statement #but im not THAT annoying so i jus sit and stew in silence.......... well. semi silence bc here i am talking abt it but—

[note-boom]

Well. For no reason I'm jumping on the half-blind Dazai theories and offering the suggestion that he had amblyopia (lazy eye).

But instead of using a medical eyepatch like a normal person, he went with his bandage aesthetic like the drama queen he is.

#am i using the fact that he sometimes has glasses in the official arts for this hc? #yes i am #and before you ask i dont have personal experience with medical eyepatches #but I DO know someone who did and witnessed them patiently wear the thing as a kid #anyway either he's half blind or a dramatic lil idiot who decided to forsake the doctor's orders of timed patch wearing for his lazy eye #until canon says otherwise at least #like okay YES the bandages are symbolic and i ranted on that in another of my posts #but also vision problems? #idk.... #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd musings #bsd dazai #spitting nonsense #bsd theories #like in the vaguest sense its a theory

[fstbmp-a]

Trips, spindashes into you as a giant ball of fluff and muscle; lays on the ground for a minute before scampering off. Refuses to elaborate.

#play the hero ;; olympia #this isn't crack. idek why my brain thought of it... #wuppy... sometimes the new were instincts take over and you just brain off #also imagine the biggest dog you know slamming into you top-speed and then more #like. WEREH/OG IS HUGE IN COMPARISON #AND OLYMPIA ALREADY WAS TALLER. #girl accidentally slams into you and you briefly meet gaia before she runs off #she was probably chasing something like an idiot jlbkasdjkh

[ssaalexblake]

aaaaand today my niece’s grandmother ended up in hospital bc she ate something she Knows she’s allergic to bc her other granddaughter Insisted she eat the thing she made, and since they’ve never bothered to say no to her before and, apparently, rank wilfully eating something she knows she’s allergic to and wasting the health service’s time over just saying no to a 5 year old, a trip to a&e was necessary. 

I literally can’t believe people sometimes. I mean I can. But I wish I didn’t. 

#they're also trying to tout that a 5yo couldn't possible understand the concept of not being able to eat something #... ur eldest grandchild knew that by 5 #by 5 she sometimes checked with me to make sure what i was eating wouldn't make me sick #bc she didn't want me to get sick #and like. it's both sweet And funny if a small child gets worried the apple you're eating might have dairy in it #And she knew to be even more careful with said hospital trip idiot because she has a dangerous level allergy #if i eat my no no food i'll be sick as a dog for a week but it won't kill me #or send me to hospital #just say no to this child. she's a total brat at 5. being yes man all the time is Not helping her or anybody else who knows her #anyway the best thing about the plague is only ever having to hear about this stuff and not witness it in person #but u know what the real kicker is??? the kid didn't even make it in the first place

[romanticfistfightz]

do u wanna see my fav petfinder cat finds.......

#i was looking for a ref for my furry oc and i got lost i love cats so much they look so dumb #i really wanna own a cat but also. i havent had cats since i was like 4 or 5 and i only remember their name s #and i catsit sometimes so i guess i know. those cats #im just. if i lived alone id want a cat but me and my bf want rabbits together !!! so #but cats are. amazing im just always scared i push their boundaries too much even if i dont #the thing is i know cats are much different than dogs and its amazing tbh i love cats #i remember being like. no i dont like cats i never want cats when i was younger cuz i didnt know how cats work #but i love them sm tbh #anyway. sorry for the ramble in the tags do u wanna see the idiots

[bellwitchfaggot]

I never lost the fucking plot. I never ever did. Gn forreal ig I gotta go check on one of my niblings to make sure he actually went to sleep cuz he hates taking his psych meds on account of how they're crazy fucking sedatives but he can't sleep without waking night terrors on account of everything my fucking family and church did to him for daring to be a toddler who wanted to paint his fucking nails

#how bout a summer wedding instead #gd i cant wait to see all my coworkers again im so fucking tired of being in this evil fucking haunted ass house #i do not believe this man has a psychology degree at all !! #if im choosing .. next ones a cringe ass mcr fanfiction i think its time we revisit our roots . the second half of twenty ninescene that #was supposed to fucking happen commences this time with significantly less incestuous corrective rape on my bday #look what happens when you treat your kids like dogs and you treat your dogs like shit. sometimes they grow up to be crazy fucking #transgender faggots anyway! i never fucking forgot i told anyone who would give me the fucking time of day over and over throughout my life #no matter how many times it meant i died no matter how many times it meant i went crazy no matter how many times i was punished for it #24 is gonna be a great fucking year for me and everyone else can do whatever the fuck they want forever #the dog is going back inside soon. trans bimbo cousin greg won you fucking idiots. i love you all very much and i hope to see you soon #sry for refernencing rpf on main esp considering information i have abt myself and my friends now but that one cringe ass mcr fic king and #country or whatever. its kinda like that #christ i can't wait to be soft again . im gonna teach you how to be literally soooo fucking normal #i will have sex with you in a catholic confessional ONLY if you wear the priest collar. #they were right btw trauma bonding us all was the best way to keep us finding each other no matter what so ig in that regard maybe its like #literally fine or whatever #AND SALEM IS MEETING MIKU SOON AMEN !! #ok gn im gonna like. idk maybe see if theres any fucking alcohol in this house for one last harra before i force myself to sober up again

[sexbot300]

౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ brat-tamer!toji

authors note: no thots, just him. this is just pure smut, sorry lollllll. need him so bad u don’t understand. with that being said, minors dni, 18+ ! thank you for the love on my first few posts! i appreciate it all of it <3 i'm not ignoring my messages btw, just extremely busy with my studies! ♡

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brat-tamer!toji who notices you acting up and simply asks, “cranky because you ain’t got dick today?”

brat-tamer!toji who only looks at you with a raised brow and (huge) arms across his chest when you purposely try to piss him off. so cute.

brat-tamer!toji who purposely puts his entire body weight on top of you when you beg him to stop due to overstimulation. he tugs you even closer, just laughing in your face.

brat-tamer!toji who stops thinking coherent thoughts when he sees you in a sundress.

brat-tamer!toji who rewards your good behavior with head (lets you squirt) and also punishes your bad behavior with head (denies you relief, gives in eventually, sometimes).

brat-tamer!toji who loooovessssss shoving your face into the pillow while you whine, pant, and moan. he loves to put your head into a headlock with his bicep, as drool escapes your lips, and you’re babbling like an idiot while he’s hitting it from the back.

brat-tamer!toji who casually lifts you up and fucks you in the air as if just anyone can do it. “such a perfect little pocket pussy,” he snickers.

brat-tamer!toji who gets you cock drunk so often (he’s starting to think that it’s your normal state).

brat-tamer!toji who likes to make you count every time he spanks the fat of your ass when arched up across his lap. slap! “24…” you say with a slight moan, biting your bottom lip in, as he soothes the red outline forming on your cheek. he grins above you, “should’ve known a cock-bent whore like you would take this as pleasurable rather than punishment.”

brat-tamer!toji who makes a safe word with you early on (which you tease him for doing so early, he only tsks because he knows YOU know how much you mean to him and he puts your well-being above anything else).

brat-tamer!toji who has a hidden collection of pictures on his phone with you smiling, his cum decorating your face.

brat-tamer!toji who grips your face in the middle of a make out session, pulling away as he notices your fucked out, panting expression. “open.” you quickly open up your mouth as he slowly lets spit hit onto your tongue. he lightly chuckles. “obedient slut.” you look at him, eyebrows furrowed and eyes wanting more. “swallow.”

brat-tamer!toji who finds his favorite position to be when his massive balls are hitting your clit and he mercilessly pounds, abusing your little cunt from the back as he strings profanity out of his mouth. or a full nelson where he just tells you to, “shut the fuck up and take it.” or even a mating press where he can pummel his cum into you while seeing your face contort in pure bliss. “y-yeah. ‘ust let loose. go dumb on this dick.”

brat-tamer!toji who regularly calls you; “slut, (needy or cock) whore, vixen, pretty, disgusting, (stupid) bitch, brat, bad girl, good girl, perfect, beautiful, gorgeous, princess, angel, (sex or fuck) toy, doll, bunny, cum-slut, cum-dumpster, sugar… etc”

brat-tamer!toji who gets annoyed at your endless ramblings about your day, he sighs and tells you to get on your knees. you promptly do that, but to push his buttons you don’t stop rambling on and on and on. somehow, this man manages to get his 8 (girthy) inches down your throat. “cant complain with my cock in your mouth, huh?” he only smirks as you become teary-eyed, moaning a little at his statement, lapping your tongue up and down like a starving dog. he throws his head back, forearms supporting him while you bob your head back and forth on his thick length. “hey… never said that my cock doesn’t appreciate your tongue. s’ch a good girl when you do what you’re made for. unh!”

brat-tamer!toji who presses against you into a mirror, his broader, massive frame encasing you while he stares into your soul. “i-i don’t understand what i did?” you look up at him feigning innocence, batting your eyelashes. fingers caress his forearms, down his hard bicep, and lightly trace his hardened outline. his eyes never leave yours, a stern, menacing look to the average person, but you can tell he’s about to have you praying for mercy in another way. “of course you don’t understand what you did.” you whine slightly when his fingers suddenly grab a fist full of your hair, burning your scalp, his voice turns mockingly softer. “all you know in that pretty, empty, head of yours is just fucking. nothing else.” he quickly releases you, eliciting a gasp, magically flipping you around in an instant so you’re staring at yourself in the mirror now. “told you not to play with yourself until i came home. but you just haaad to be difficult.” he gripped the vibrator in one hand that was tucked away, pressing it against your lips. “spit.” you spat on it, eyes full of want. he only snickered and smirked. “good luck thinking I’m going to let you cum. stare in the mirror while I do this.” he turned the toy on, a vibrating tune humming throughout the room. “need you to realize how pathetic you look begging.” you gasped slightly, “b-but-" he proceeds to pry your legs apart with one massive thigh, his hand gripping the front of your neck, forcing you to look at yourself in the mirror. “push your skirt up. you lost your right to cum, stupid whore. cum without permission, see what happens.”

brat-tamer!toji who loves to fuck you on his fingers. he loves the lewd noise it makes while ramming his two middle fingers in and out, or up and down. he loves to see your jaw go slack as you beg him to stop. “i-it’s… uhhhhhh! t-to- ah! -ji, toooooo-uhhh much!” he never loses focus, “yeah? yeah?” he presses his hand on your lower abdomen, “quite honestly, don’t care what you think.” he only licks his lips, his scarred lip grins with anticipation to finally taste you when you unfold.

brat-tamer!toji who degrades you like it’s a living but LIVES for your filthy mouth. he loves that you talk back, he’ll never admit it. he loves putting cum sluts like you in their place.

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brat-tamer!toji who weirdly… gets needy at times when you finish. he’ll hold you from behind, shutting his eyes while his arms are wrapped around, practically glued to your torso, the backside of your body molds perfectly to the front of his. legs intertwined, your head against his chest, a moment of pure bliss shared between you two. “who knew the big bad toji likes to cuddle?” “shut up.”

(silly toji! i need him to ruin me)

#jjk smut #jjk fanfic #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #toji x reader #toji smut #toji x you #jjk toji #toji fushiguro #toji x y/n #toji fushigro x reader #toji fushiguro smut #toji fushiguro x you #toji fushiguro x reader

[computerpeople]

i tend to think that incorrect assumptions are really funny wbich makes me a total jackass when people dont realize im doing a bit

#i feel insane sometimes bc i feel like my humors so multilayered it makes me seem like an idiot #and its not like its smart layers or anything im not trying to act like im actually funny deep down bc im sooo smart or whatever #but sometimes the idea of a guy who assumed a really wild and crazy thing is so fucking funny to me that i want to pretend to be that guy #example of this: when jerma was talking about eating dog vitamins #and how it looks like j/o lotion but instead of saying i wasnt jacking off he goes 'i wasnt eating it i dont THINK i was eating it' #?!!????????????!?!?!?!??????? #DSJGMDJNGKHFDMHJ #txt

[creepygoth666]

Love it when my dog gets a bout of pancreatitis and I can't afford to take her to the vet but I've got an entire pharmacy worth of meds from previous bouts.

Don't even know what she ate to set it off. I didn't give her anything since she is on a strict no/low fat diet to prevent this shit from happening. She's on Rx food and only gets apples, carrots, wheat bread, or super low fat hip and joint jerky as a treat.

Fuck.

Here, have a picture of the goober from yesterday where she decided to slide between me and the back of the couch, under the quilt. Roxy stayed like this for a good hour, by the way.

I wish I could take her stomach and pancreas issues away. GERD and chronic pancreatitis are awful to watch her suffer through.

#pets of tumblr #pet posting #veterinary issues #dogs of tumblr #ramblings #personal stuff #shes an idiot sometimes but shes my idiot and i love my Roxy baby