#my evil gay son

[simcardiac-arrested]

unleashes the horrors upon you (the horrors are my gay little ocs)

#hello gays come get yalls food #myart #yes the design notes are all useless. except for like ris’ one maybe #his design is very square bc he is. er. evil #anyway i really like how they all turned out :) my little guys #didn’t even struggle with the colors for that long (lie) #ok maybe some actual design notes or something similar #wt and ris both have lighter hair streaks and wrinkes bc they are. old👍 #and also ris and soar have the same hair and eye color. if u care #cd still has their fucked up eye of course <3 i like what i did with the hair too #bro cuts it themself it’s soo choppy and messy. but it’s ok it adds to the gamer charm #fta has heart shaped hair because. i want hearts to be part of his design tbh #like the gardener has a heart too. so #it’s bc he likes cute things btw. but he won’t admit it so don’t ask him #son giving you the tbh stare…. i feel like they are the type of autistic to make uncomfortable amounts of eye contact #they just dont know when to stop or look away #also their hair is matching with wt’s yayy!!! found family win i think #i mean with son it’s more like forced family but yknow #oc: weaving tales #oc: recognition in spirit #oc: cognitive dissonance #oc: spins on axis rapidly #oc: fates torn again #oc: speaks of nothing

[theinfinitedivides]

Jung Ki Cheol's 'to protect the two of you i gave up everything else. everyone who was with me' and Fitzwilliam Darcy's 'you must know. surely you must know it was all for you', in this essay i will

#tv: the worst of evil #the worst of evil #wi ha joon #wi ha jun #ji chang wook #im se mi #kdrama #local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #unfortunately for my poor son they are not generous enough to not trifle with him i'm going to be sick #'why did you let me go. you too noona. were you ever genuine with me? did you only use me for the investigation?' #they can't even answer that basic f*cking question. they can't do it bc whatever will come out will betray them so they spin around #in circles instead God i hate this

[mourningmaybells]

im sorry. i think john can reconcile his religious beliefs with being bisexual, but malfunctions at the the fact he likes depeche mode

#john ward #faith the unholy trinity #on the same vein as that joke of an evil parent accepting their trans child but then disowning them when #the kid doesn't want to kill people #or that joke in The Half Of It where the mom mistakes her son for gay and says she loves him but then gets mad #when he says ACTUALLY my secret is that i dont want to be in the fmaily business

[sillypelagicredcrab]

Círdan Coberell

Drow Warlock

Poster child for don’t go walking in the woods alone.

He and his family are part of a small group of dark elves who escaped from the underdark and started their own little village. Except he decided to leave bc adventure and got hopelessly lost in the feywild. But now, he’s very busy serving his lovely little archfey patron who may or may not be clinically insane. But it’s fine because along the way he’s gonna get so many guys (sort of. Maybe. Kinda. Hopefully?)

#círdan #the swordfish #i play him!! #he is my son i love him very dearly even tho he is so dumb #dnd character #he is Not!! evil he is a good drow #he is british #drow #warlock #gay #feywild #weakness: tall men #please enjoy #dnd ocs #curse of strahd #lost mines of phandelver #the black spider was a very awkward encounter for him. #very scared of spiders #art #dnd #please look at the other party members i drew them all!!

[welcometohale]

Diversity win! That megalomaniac who wants to end the world is a traumatized faggot!

#guys is this anything #from the moment I saw those sons of bitches on my screen I knew they were gay #resident evil #re death island #resident evil death island #dylan blake #jj resident evil

[starbritez]

Haruposting…

#freak gay freak #calling him very bad words #look at my evil son #his name is Haruki #he’s smth

[swxxtgxfs]

The Chocolate War (1988)

#the chocolate war #wallace langham #archie costello #my gifs #80s movies #doug hutchison is also there but i hate him so i'm gonna pretend he doesn't exist #also this exchange is so real #i love my evil gay son

[allisonreader]

Today on weird and wild dreams that potentially have enough plot that they could be written into a story.

While travelling with my cat, my cat and a few other things were stolen. Part of this was all started by a couple who had been visited by their future selves from about 10 years in the future. The future couple told their present day selves that for certain reasons that they had broken up and what the couple needed to do to stay together.

This couple also had a son and ran a motel which wasn't in the best of shape. The son didn't know what was going on, but knew that his parents were in some way related to the uptick of thefts that was hitting the leaking hotel, including my cat (who looks like a Russian Blue, even though he's nothing more than a Tom cat.

I was very distressed about my cat having disappeared and others staying in this motel were helping me search.

I did not get to a point of resolution in my dream.

#i have weird dreams #other interesting points of the dream is that the couple was gay and sending very weird texts to me about trying to find my cat #they weren't evil just making the wrong choices to try and save their marriage and stay together for their son #their son definitely thought there was something weird with the way they started acting #there was also travelling by truck and being chased hiding in a bathroom and wanting to use a spray to protect myself #very strange altogether

[thepancakelady]

“If you are on my side, I can offer you anything. Whatever you want, whatever you want to change, I can give you that.”

Not Me Prompt Month ; Day 8: Todd

#notmepromptmonth22 #not me #not me series #notmeseries #edit tag #i said most of these gifs would be todd being sexy and i didn't lie #sing playing todd was truly a cultural reset #i love my sexy gay evil son #and of course i had to use this quote #im toddblack trash first human second

[baseballmomlesbiandad]

if I know I'm about to finish a book I really like, I carve out time in my schedule to emotionally prepare, smoke like 3 cigarettes after, and then just sit with the book plastered to my chest for minutes on end to pour out all of my emotions and gratitude and sadness into the pages. this is normal, right?

#anyway i finished summer sons by lee mandelo #and though i have narrative structure qualms i am very much affected by this book #boys and their toys huh #mostly its the kine between southern poverty and the 'wrong side of the track' boys compared to hoity toity academics #and which side really holds the most evil #also andrew is carmy in my book theres just every comparable quality between the two #except the gay yearning maybe?

[greatshell-rider]

... Evred began to comprehend that the “problem” transcended the Venn threat. What they really wanted was someone strong enough to reestablish order. And Inda was the one to do it.

*imperial march begins to play*

#yknow evred's a fucking nerd cuz he studied up at the library reasons to excuse war before 'carefully thinking out' what orders to give inda #(those careful thoughts occurring only in his marlovan head without consideration of nor discussion with any other person) #tlennen: i want my sons to be scholar kings #evred: ah yes use scholarship to do more wars #tlennen: uh #this last half of treason's shore really lets evred's character shine #he's been cooking in the oven for a while now and now he comes out in a steaming hot pan #hot pan of Let's Traumatize This Pathetic Twunk Then Make Him King Of A Militaristic Nation Also He's Gay #i dunno why norsunder's garden of twelve were so interested in ramis and his pirate games evred's a whole show and half #i think evred's mental state is equivalent to those videos of attaching Many rubber chickens to a vacuum and just making 'em scream #and those're pretty entertaining. if i were immortal and evil i think i'd be into that #inda quartet #sartorias-deles

[theinfinitedivides]

speak of the f*cking devil

#tv: biography of a villain #biography of a villain #evilive #evillive #shin ha kyun #shin hakyun #kim young kwang #bae na ra #bae nara #kdrama #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #i literally just wrote these tags and then they crushed my son like a soda can at the scrapyard then gutted him i'm distraught #not Do Young's number being the one open on the screen before everything ended bby noooooo #but Do Young. f*cking Do Young he calls Oh Jae and he won't pick up and he drains his glass but there's something he does with #his face right after and yk. yk he knows something isn't right. he gets on edge he walks to the living room and we get an inverse #P&P 2005 Darcy hand shot. extremely f*cked up now bc of the context but still #and now there are f*cking hitmen crawling through the place. aight

[charliewrites99]

Me describing characters from Supernatural without ever watching it, based on what I could put together from random tumblr posts

Dean Winchester:

older brother

bi and the closet is glass

psycho-sexual relationship with his car

has a doctor kink

divorced married divorced married widowed by an angel

DADDY ISSUES

don't do this cas

was in hell at one point

shoulder hand print

red-blooded all american hunter manwhore

Sam Winchester:

younger brother

flannel

straight representation (except Gabriel I guess)

Third wheel

dropped out of uni

was engaged to a blond woman (RIP)

a literal walking death sentence to anyone who kisses him

party city wig

was possesed???

the one with common sense???

Castiel:

gay angel

world's saddest eyes

wet soggy orphan beagle

victim of the trench coat epidemic

powerful, but idk about where he lands on the scale

was brainwashed???

the daddy-est of issues (is his father god?)

YOU CHANGED ME DEAN

fish out of water

ditched heaven for the beauty of humanity (Dean's dick)

Jack Supernatural:

destiel child

may or may not be a new god

something celestial

floppy sad boi hair

Gabriel:

just here to have fun do drugs and flirt

trauma

Loki?

Sam's Man Crush Monday

had his lips sewn together at one point

is he dead-dead? or just dead to the writers?

Daddy Winchester:

did not know what he looked like until I went to google the pictures

the worst person to ever exist despite having god and the devil on this show

left the sons the trauma factory that is the family hunting business which killed their mom

doesn't know what hugging looks like probably

Various female-looking objects:

dead girlfriends

beards

that one redhead that called Dean a pussy for not knowing what fifth base is (she seems fun)

another redhead that played Poppy in The Magicians and almost killed Quentin (that I for some reason thought was from Doctor Who)

evil angel girlboss??

This was my contribution for this years November 5th celebration

#spn #supernatural #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #sam winchester #november 5th #nov 5th

[tossawary]

Wei Wuxian's first meeting with teenage Jin Ling just gets funnier every time. Especially because, by this point, he should have a rough idea of how long it's been since he died, and he immediately recognizes Jin Ling as a member of the Jin Sect, clearly an important one if he's bossing other people around and spending absurd amounts of money on spiritual nets. If Wei Wuxian had spent A SINGLE MINUTE actively trying to guess this kid's identity, he probably could have worked out that this kid has a high chance of being his nephew.

But Wei Wuxian does not take the time (thirty seconds! WWX, you could have made an educated guess!) to figure out this kid's specific identity! He's just been wrestling with an incredibly stubborn donkey all day and he's probably hangry again because they had to share an apple. He just thinks to himself, "Wow, this Jin kid is a real spoiled brat," and goes from there!

"Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?" he says obliviously to JIN LING, his own fucking nephew. When Jin Ling is FAMOUSLY ORPHANED. Like, you could go up to literally anyone on the street and be like, "What happened to that rich kid Jin Ling's parents?" and they would immediately tell you, "Oh, the evil Yiling Patriarch killed them, evilly." Very high chance that no one has ever said anything like this to Jin Ling - extremely rich young master, most famous orphan in the cultivation world, in possession of some very scary uncles - before.

And from Jin Ling's perspective, this outrageous comment is coming from his OWN UNCLE, Mo Xuanyu, his late grandfather's bastard son who was kicked out of the sect for being gay and crazy. There is NO WAY that Mo Xuanyu could somehow not know that Jin Ling has no parents, so of course, this has to be an intentional low-blow insult bringing up and disparaging his dead mother. So, of course this brat tries to start a fight! Mo Xuanyu started it with words like that!

And then Wei Wuxian trips him and essentially sits on him (using a talisman), there's the whole "My uncle is going to kill you!" & "Who's your uncle?" exchange, and Jiang Cheng immediately interrupts them. And Wei Wuxian has to do the sudden, incredibly simple, damning mental calculation of: "Jin kid + Jiang Cheng for an uncle = Oh, fuck."

It's funny every single time.

#tossawary mdzs #wei wuxian #jin ling

[gaysonsrights]

Of Natural Right To All My Gay Sons

George Abraham Yahweh's many yet to be born Gay Sons are purely Gay in both being attracted to other males as well as posess the pure joys and eternal love to commit crimes against humanity and together with his fathers upon reaching the age of a least five or six, whilst still being raised and supported by their mother whom shall teach them the necessary virtues of Humanitarian Love and Supporting of their most basic needs, of having true and absolute compassion for their fellow man and women regardless of their age, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, physical and/or psychological including Neuropsychiatric Disabilities, color, economic status or class, religious beliefs and any other innate or learned human status and condition; that charity and assisting those with special needs and performing work of familial and civic importance be paramount to any selfish or external desires of experiening pleasures that would subvert their upstanding moral character and unconditional love to the best of their Abilities---that upon reaching the second grade of elementary school that the boys' brothers, friends, nephews and uncles along with his (my and his other dads') mutual agreement enjoy the beginnings of teaching terrorist like qualities such as bullying classmates, choosing a female companion whom grows attached to them that we can altogether as a gay terrorist family begin to plan and execute narrowly tailored acts against such female peer and/or her family as Terrorists causing them real and permanent physical and psychological traumas that we shall enjoy witnessing such acts afflict their entire family to as widespread of the experiencing of horror and continue engaging in such acts so hurtful upon them that our continued love of torturing them amount towards psychiatric disorders far worse than post traumatic stress.

That such aforementioned goals be the right of each of my sons to have been achieved upon one of his female peers and her family it's apex near his 15th Birthday. But during such time, as each son ages year by year, his own assisting of engaging in amazing and exciting activities such as mass school shootings, helping and aiding directly in TREASONOUS terrorist activities alongside myself and as many fellow gay family members as possible, and that we encourage, promote, and always aid our sons in committing all Misdemeanors and Felonies including arson, robbery, murder, the torts of assault, battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, etc., That he then reach such age of life wherein having experienced the joys of gay sex and TERRORISM he be free to enter into the adult community and pursue any and all happy endeavors and DREAMS that shall maintain him for life forever with full love, support and GUARENTEE of eternal life.

#gaytwink #gay boys #gay sons #my pride and joy #gay evil #bad boy #evil gay boys #gay teen #humanity #gay love #father #fatherson

[gayelderstourney]

GAY ELDERS BRACKET ROUND 4 (SEMIFINALS)

Propaganda:

Eda Clawthorne/Raine Whispers:

they were high school sweethearts but ended up going on completely different paths in life; they met again many years later and rekindled their relationship. they led a rebellion against the corrupt government together. eda turns into a harpy and raine’s reaction is pure awe. they’re canonically two of the strongest witches on the boiling isles. also their adopted son is the son of god!

Bob Zanotto/Helmut Fullbear:

THEY LITERALLY MADE MR CRY THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED THE GAME. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND THEY FINALLY GET TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME.

they are married in canon and are epic and amazing. they had sad canon events where bob thought helmut was dead for like 30 years or something but helmut WASN'T dead his brain was still alive and they are reunited in the game first by way of stealing an evil dictator's body and then later on they put helmut's brain in a ball as a temporary fix while they go out to find his body which has been frozen in ice. the game forces you to walk through bob's memory of saying his vows at their wedding ceremony and it's seriously some of the most romantic and heartwarming shit i've ever heard, especially "just when i thought i was turning to seed, you made me bloom again" like my god. i love them

they're gay and old as hell!!!! there's a level dedicated to their wedding!!!

Helmut is voiced by Jack Black and is currently a brain in a ball, and Bob knows him so well that the mental image of him in his drunken mind says things Bob KNOWS the real Helmut would never say. Also Helmut is temporarily in the body of a guy voiced by Elijah Wood-

#polls #round 4 #gay elders tourney #tournament poll #eda clawthorne #raine whispers #the owl house #raeda #psychonauts #bob zanotto #helmut fullbear #vikingvines