I should be working on my graduation cap but I’m about to have a panic attack over an email I’m awaiting 😳

I’m so tired… not good enough for women, men not good enough for me 🙃

our friends whom we’ve made watch mash compare my roommate and I to Hawkeye and BJ and this has never been truer than the year he and I accidentally went to an absolutely raging, drug-fuelled Halloween party at a fraternity house dressed in homemade costumes (the fourth doctor and Abraham Lincoln) because we severely misread the vibe of the dude who invited us

(photos taken moments before we realized the error of our ways)

now that i cant focus on writing my paper anymore i am instead super fucking nervous abt getting the vaccine

its over midnight and im hysterically sobbing and there’s still 11 episodes of the danganronpa v3 lets play i am watching and i am waitinf to stop crying so i can watch the rest of it

I "plopped" my hair for the first time in many months (since 2020 really) and it came out okay!

Helo

Happy Friday 🥰

I think it's so funny that people are always like "you're features are unusual but you don't look weird" and it's like!!! Bitch it's because I look like a cartoon!! You look up cartoon girl on Google, guess what!!! That's a picture of me!!

If you couldn’t tell already, I love cow print

The way this show is so casually, persistently, gleefully fatphobic

I just finished my last day at my old job and am starting my new thing next week, so Buttwitch cosplay progress will *soon* begin!

Anyways here’s my face

i love combat boots so so much but it’s about 40 C in theses parts , but also BIG CHUNKY BOOTS

id wear bee pins, a little yellow tweetie bag , and then BAM! COMBAT BOOTS

vampires are shockingly well put together (hair, makeup and outfit wise) considering they have no reflections

for the record I'm so glad to have been a gold star john mulaney hater. any man that overperforms affection towards his wife to seem nonthreatening to women is probably cheating

skylar here 💜 it’s really nice out

deleting later

mullet reveal

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god why do we have to be a culture thats. so into hugging im

Eid Mubarak!!