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#my fashion sense is really just 90s teen and its part of why im so drawn to the yj kids i think
cynric · 2 years
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there’s a panel in impulse 19 where bart’s wearing a backwards baseball cap and i’ve been thinking about that look since i read it its taken over my life i love him and his dumb hair
[Image: a digital drawing of Bart Allen from DC Comics, he is a white teenage boy wearing a teal baseball hat backwards with a ridiculous amount of hair poking out of the front of it /end ID]
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Smells like Reality......
(Another different plot to Reality returning and wanting to kill those who caused his death in S19.... The tittle is based on Think up anger smells like teen spirit, I just love that song~)
It was a rainy, dark shitty night at south park.... Makes U wanna wish back those less shitty snow days....
Cutscenes to Randy, who is with his dad at his old war friends shitty house... The only elderly man who hasnt been sent to the old folks home for some strange reason...
It was poker night, every month they catch up chat about their old glory days. Its enough to make U blow Ur brains out..... Or if U dont have a gun, stab yourself in the throat...
Marvin was bragging about him taking another victory tonight as he always fucking does....  They actually had a camera on to capture there long boring moments as if U wernt tortured enough.....
Sparky was sniffing about in the room, Randy was forced to bring Sparky with him... Since Sharon is working night shift, Shelly is at a slumber party and Stan was working on another retarded project with his friends....
Randy was messaging on his phone, texting Steven about his misery right now...
Amusing each other with classic emojis~
Marvin told Randy to get off that darn phone and come see how how poker is really played! Randy sarcastically informs him that its a mobile phone, not phone....
Marvin then tells him if he is gonna be a sarcastic prick, informing Randy that he knows a little sarcasm himself..... He suggests that he takes the dog out for a walk, his sniffing is making his old war friends feel uncomfortable....
Randy, still messaging like a teen XD Says its raining enough of cats and dogs without him adding on another one...
Marvin trying to calm himself... Then tells Randy that he can film the house with the spare head cam for them. 
They want footage from around the house, so they can document it, so poor lonely bastards can see where the poker champions compete every glorious night...
The one thats filming there poker game shows losers how to be a real poker champion.. A game that requires strength and patience, Randy yells okay before his dad could go on any fucking further!
He takes Sparky, grabs the head cam and heads upstairs, Randy was still surprised of how men in there 90s got a hold of seriously high tech equipment... Randy staps on the headcam and starts rolling.
Sarcastically talks about the house and its history... Knowing Randy.. It goes on for a while.... Randy documents while still texting Stevon, telling him that he is now filming a documentary that can kill U in just 30 seconds from just watching the start of it....
Steven texted him lol XD 
Its worse enough that he has to film this stupid documentary but he has to fucking have Sparky with him..
Randy growls and snarls at him... Both Randy and Sparky have a strong hatred for each other... Its why U never see them together... Randy seriously cant remember agreeing to let Stanley have dog in the first place...
Not only is Sparky a dumb gay dog that humps about any living thing and none living thing... Thats typically speaking, even if its dead.... Randy remembers how embarrassed he was when Sparky kept on humping Pc Principals leg....
THE DOG COULDNT KEEP HIS PENIS IN HIS FUCKING PENILE!!!! Sparky thought Randy was the one to talk.... Rolling his eyes....
Randy glared at Sparky..... God he fucking hate dogs... He aso remembers those days with his dads old dog Patches.... He tried to forget those days...Why the hell couldnt stan have a cat lover instead... 
He cant think of a creature more irritating.... (We can XD) 
Randy hurried on ahead so he can get this fucking documentary over already... All he had to do was film the rooms and the attic, Randy continues to comment while doing it...
Randy suddenly heard something... He turned around, no one was there... Randy then thought it was just Sparky making a fool out of him and carried on with his filming... (Randy U don't need someone to make a fool of U...)
Randy entered one of the rooms and filmed some footage,it was just a regular old boring as hell room.... Randy sighs before turning round to exit the room...
He jumps when a unknown figure is infront of him!
Randy breaths heavily while examining the stranger... who was dressed in an an old fashion coat with really high collar... His face was covered with a black mask, hiding his eyes and mouth....
The mask figure didnt speak, just stared at Randy.... Or at lest.. It looked like that he was staring Randy down....
Randy catches his breath back and assumed it was on of his dads old friends pulling a prank on him.... Or a test to see how he handles this situation.... Fucking old senile bastards he thought.......
Randy sarcastically asks if this was the part where he was supposed to act scared? The masked figure didnt answer so Randy assumed yes and acts like he is scared out of his mind... With little acting or effort....
Randy then notices Sparky backing down,growling and snarling at the stranger... Dogs only do that when they sense evil....
Randy stops.... He looks back at the mask figure.... Randy slowly backs down...
The masked figure then took out a knife.... He aims for Randy! Randy screams and tries to run out of the room with Sparky!
Randy and Sparky try to get away as fast as they could while the masked killer tries to pull back his knife from the wall! Once succeeded, he chases after them!....
Randy pulls out his phone to text Steven for help! But the killer attacks him, pins him down to the ground! Graps his phone and throws it against the wall!
Constantly trying to stab Randy down but he wont let him! Randy tries screaming for help! But his dad has the fucking old music box playing! So there is no shit chances of him or friends hearing them cry for help!
After a few escaped stab attempts, Randy dashes to the attic!, grabbing his phone before bringing down the stairs and tells Sparky to come on!
They quickly make it up and shut the hatch! gasping for air!... He was in real deep shit this time.... Of all the days he didn't bring his gun.....
Randy looks at his phone, it is all smashed... There was no way of him contacting for help....
Randy tries to think.... There has to be another way out of here... He looks around to see if there was any windows but he remembered its one of those old creepy attics....
Everything in this house was a fucking antique!!
Randy hears the killer, he quickly hides behind some boxes.... Sparky hides in the corner....
The killer makes his way up.... He looks around... Dangling his knife by his side.....
Randy covers his mouth to stop him from making any sounds... As the killer walks..... Randy puts his head to his knees to say this was the end of the line....
Instead he walked by Randy and headed to the corner of the attic where Sparky was... Sparky quietly whimpers.....
Randy had to do something... He took a piece of junk out of one of the boxes and threw it over at the other side of the attic. It got his attention as he goes over to look...
Randy gives spark the sign to quickly come over! Sparky quietly runs over to Randys side and hides with him...
As they still hear the killers footsteps..... 
P2...
(Sorry im stopping it there guys! Im really tired! lol! Havent slept well the last few nights cause of an irritating rash on my feet and hands.... Getting a bit better now so hopefully ill get a good sleep tonight and write part 2 tomorrow where the new sp ep is aired! ^^)
Stay tuned guys!>
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