#my grandmother got labor day my grandfather was juuust early enough to valentine's day to have the funeral that day

[shitty-check-please-aus]

I am increasingly afraid that I may be a Hallmark movie protagonist

I am a woman who is from a Very Small Town living in a Very Big City

Used to love Christmas but is growing increasingly upset by the whole concept due to family issues surrounding the holiday- e.g. me getting too sad tonight to watch my favorite Christmas movies alone in my room on my laptop

Single as a jingle bell, too busy to find love

The biggest issue is that I don’t think I’m successful enough in my career at this point to need to be lured away to live on a christmas tree farm or whatever.

I swear if next year is another sad and difficult holiday I better get a whirlwind romance out of it

#if tumblr fucks up the formatting there should be bullet points #I'm too sad to watch Elf or the Muppet Christmas Carol #that is some Hallmark movie protagonist shit right there #also I need there to be no more member of the Holiday Death Club in my family #my grandmother got labor day my grandfather was juuust early enough to valentine's day to have the funeral that day #this sounds like a joke but a lot of family members have died on holidays so we call it the Holiday Death Club #someone has Thanksgiving for sure and I'm 90% sure someone has Christmas #the point is that I really don't want anyone I love to die on Christmas #but it is a possibility #I know it's statistically a thing where people do tend to hang on to life until birthdays or holidays #and these were all old people who died of natural causes #but still! don't want anyone else in the club! membership is closed! #if you saw me post this with i.e. instead of e.g. no you didn't <3