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Eri: Hey Mr. Aizawa? Where do babies come from?
Aizawa: Go ask Mic.
Mic: Ask me what?
Eri: Where do babies come from?
Mic: Oh, that's easy! Bungy-jumping when the rubber breaks!
Shinso: [Laughing so hard he's choking]
Aizawa: [Spits out his coffee]
Eri: I don't get it.
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Bakugou: Ten years ago, I married my best friend…
Bakugou: Kirishima was pissed but Denki and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious
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anime-as-textposts · 1 year
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[except it's cold soba]
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hunterbunter3000 · 2 years
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Y/n: Deku, please! You need to go to the hospital!!
Deku, on the floor: I'm fine! I just need to lay down for a while.
Y/n: DEKU- you are BLEEDING FROM YOUR ASS??? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE-
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creativesplat · 2 years
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My Hero Incorrect quotes 
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foximator-blog · 2 years
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Been a while since I did an incorrect quote.
Jirou: "I really like Emenim"
Sato: "I prefer skittles"
Jirou: "No, I mean the rapper-"
Sato: "Why would you EAT THE WRAPPER!?"
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ficsbynats · 1 year
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MHA Incorrect quotes
recipe: *beat three eggs*
Kirishima:...
Kirishima: at what?
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visturben · 1 year
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Hizashi: So, Shouta, I know you don’t like social interaction, but-
Aizawa, already preparing three coffees hearing Hizashi’s tone alone: It’s too early for this.
Hizashi, continuing: -Buuut I think this will help you a lot!
Ms. Joke, walking into the room: Wow, Eraser! I didn’t think you could look anymore like a wet cat!
Aizawa:
Aizawa: I don’t have enough coffee to deal with this today.
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A mha incorrect quote
Iida, talking about technology: Denki do you know what ALOHA is?
Denki, saying it with the most confidence: Of course I know what it is, it's a plant!
The rest of the bakusquad:
Denki, who was thinking of aloe: Wait a goddamn minute
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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clarisse: you know Chase, i would have SO much more respect for you if you just weren’t dating jackson
clarisse: even putting aside the multitude of idiotic things he’s said and done over the years
clarisse: i just watched him have a heated argument with a horse. over donuts.
clarisse: because he claims that bear claw donuts have a completely stupid name and should instead be called bear paws, “because the donuts don’t actually depict claws”
clarisse: and then he proceeded to ask a stingray for it’s input
clarisse: because he thought a stingray would know what a bear claw looks like
annabeth:
annabeth:
annabeth: he’s a really good kisser
clarisse:
annabeth: and to be fair, he’s right
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Bakugou: I hate you.
Bakugou: As in, I actively hate you.
Kirishima:...
Bakugou: I am in hate with you.
Kirishima, whispering to Denki: is this a good or a bad thing
Denki: idk bro
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luxthestrange · 2 months
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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mha-quotes-and-such · 5 months
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Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty? Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 months
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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definetelysaidatua · 4 months
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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