#my horns don't really look like that

[idliketobeatree]

you wear guilt like shackles on your feet like a halo in reverse depeche mode | halo

#good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens art #art #drawing #artists on tumblr #the body swap #go s1 #colored sketch #my art #aziraphale in his demon's body having a moment of contemplation. what's he thinking about? that's a secret #only after i finished i realised i could make the horns into a HALO to really drive the point home but. too late now #/i have 324253 wips so i've dug up an older sketch and recolored it again because it was easier. havin problems focusing on new work aaa #aaand the resolution being weird again. sori #hope you enjoy anyways <3 #orange hyperfixation going mf STRONG #also. don't be shy in the tags i know how he looks like. lmao

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x01 | Years

#THE DOG TAGS STAY ON #Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #towl spoilers #* #rg #why did this make me so feral #i would really like to know #because i just..... #also is that a shoulder holster because PLEASE #P L E A S E #i don't need an explanation for that one #feminism is concerned for me rn #where's my rick trash at #because i look like cujo rn #*GLASS BREAKING* *CASH REGISTER NOISES* *CAR HORNS*

[front-facing-pokemon]

#rhyperior #me when i have a horn for a nose and i want to show it off to all of my friends‚ family‚ and associates #i also think that rhydon did not need an evolution! i kinda like rhydon as it is. and this one doesn't really fit in with the rest of its #evolutionary line at all. completely changes the color scheme‚ gets fuckin. armor or whatever. orange bits. more horns #the more horns is cool‚ i'll give 'em that. but the rest of it? hardly looks like it's part of the same evolutionary line #i know this is a very common criticism of mine but i like complaining about this. but maybe some folks like that inconsistency. so pokémon #don't start looking too samey. even part of the same evolutionary line. which i can respect

[mushroom-for-art]

@distortionmewtwo Lucifer@Vector:

The big horned mew hovered in the air, gazing down at Vector with undisguised judgement. "Just what are you supposed ta be? Mew? Mewtwo? Some Meowth's hairball? You look like what you'd get if someone threw an algae-choked fishtank and moldy bread into a blender! Hah!" He did a lazy little roll in the air, sneering down at Vector. An eager, evil dare in his eyes for them to retaliate.

The strange creature hunched over watching the horned other with expression and body language that clearly read as pure terror and uncertainty her eyes glued to the floating individual as he loomed over her sneering and mocking.

However when he didn't strike nor more too quickly her ear like horns straightened slowly no longer back in fright turning if anything to inquisitiveness as she shifted her body slowly though still watching him to crouch using one hand to stabilise herself as her head slowly tilted to one side.

She blinked slowly in a manner that indicated she may not have even understood what he had been saying, or was choosing to not acknowledge it her tail moving and swaying lifting to rest on the top of her head two of the spikes sticking up while the third morphed back into the jelly like substance of her tail as she curiously mimicked his horns, at least the best she could.

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery or so they say, though it could've been read otherwise. Foolishly perhaps, she seemed a bit fascinated by him now as her tail fell back down to resting on the floor, she lifted her body just enough from her crouch to curiously tap at one of his hooves as though seeing if it was real and not just a unique shaped paw, idly grabbing one of the points between her digits making little curious chirps and cooes in her throat.

#my art #Vector the mew/two #@distortionmewtwo Lucifer #Lucifer really came to mock my biggest weirdo character ever XD #Me watching Vector probably set herself up for a swift kick in the face like: baby girl are you SURE you wanna do that maybe don't?? #Vector is lmao a bit of a fool really sees a mew that's different and strange looking and goes oh kinda like me! #He is not ur friend he is being mean to youuuu!!!! #Can vector speak? Eehhhh??? Unclear?? Can she understand him?? Probably?? I don't know probably I think she's just choosing to not speak XD #Really just not giving him the satisfaction of words because she doesn't talk much anyways lmao too distracted by his horns hooves and tail #I'm not sure how big lucifer is?? So I made him kinda big and threatening and she's probably kinda trying to look small #But she's probably about 4'5 head to feet so like she is choosing to make herself look small compared to him she could maybe tower over him #Weird little creature I love her but she is so so stupid XD #Sorry it's a rough sketch! Was meant to get this done friday and oops didn't so quickly sketched this out to answer #And sorry for forgetting his ear crimes XD sorry Lucy <- fun fact the file name was saved as VectorLucy because I thought it'd annoy him XD #my oc #pokemon #mewtwo #my writing

[sysig]

So uh (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Jocasta #Sarah's name is probably too generic for my tag scheme :( #Well whatever lol #Sarah #Okay look this one was lead up for months! I'd been planning to draw them since the last time I was really into SCII /at least/ #The fact that they happen to be really fun to draw is just an added bonus #I did still manage to get some details wrong tho lol ♪ Well wrong is kinda? Like I did technically follow my studies! #Specifically for Jocasta's bra the ref I used had the sides switched but other than that! Haha #I'm also tempted to try her horned(?) headband at some point it's cute #Either way she's fun to draw hehe ♪ That long hair I swear I'm always so weak to designs like that #I haven't drawn that style of hair tied up since my lad Adara ahh that's been a while #It's such a cute hairstyle I love drawing it ahh #And the little flip of her bangs?? I die #Haha my bias towards aliens is showing - Sarah is also very cute and fun to draw! #She is exactly a Human Captain hehe ♪ I don't know how to describe it other than her Vibes suit her perfectly #I love that their dynamic is a kind of one-sided fluster no matter who's doing the flustering lol #It just switches! Love that for them they're so cute

[helpmyinterestsareverywhere]

Some meme redraws of my OC & (some of) the Ninja <3

#shes my absolute babygirl - i love her so much <33 #you dont understand - i think about her constantly #my brain is a microwave and she is SPINNING AROUND #shes just a silly little guy!! - her and Lloyd are the bestest of friends <3 #(AND LOVERS *COUGH COUGH*) #don't worry about the sudden dragon horns and tail on poppy in dragons rising - she's just silly guys dw about it!! :3 #i came to the realisation that ive only ever drawn her with short-ish hair & her scar - when really they dont happen until kinda late🧍‍♂️ #like - her hair is long until that gap between season 7 & 8 when they changed the appearances of everyone (because movie) #and she gets her scar inbetween Season 11 & Season 12 (she dies - its a whole thing dw about it) #maybe i'll do something to show off her “old look” one-day i dunno #but anyway the weirdos as memes <33 #oc poppy hart #ninjago poppy hart #hmiae art #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #ninjago kai #kai smith #jay walker #ninjago jay #ninjago oc art #lego ninjago oc #lego ninjago art #ninjago oc

[dontlookherealexhorne]

More attempts at drawing little Alex Horne!! Testing out a lot of brushes with this one :)

#there's a version with the throne behind him #but it Does Not Look Good #i really wanna try drawing him in my normal style #i've been working on doing a more realistic style like with this #but i don't like it very much #i know practice makes perfect and all but #anyway #taskmaster #alex horne #art #tasqueue

[celepeace]

Sometimes I'm surprised that monster hunter isn't more popular among the creature design and spec evo corners of tumblr, at least the portions that also play video games, and then I remember that it's just about as hard as soulsborne games (I'd argue some specific entries are even harder) but doesn't have any of the atmospheric or story elements to attract people. It gets by on sheer gameplay alone and isn't a pvp game either. There is no way to make the game easier besides picking one of the less mechanically complex weapons and git gud. If it wasn't for the neat dinosaurs I couldn't think of a game less alluring to the average tumblr user

#a lot of other games it's a combination of escaping into another world with stuff like immersion and story #monster hunter as an ip adamantly refuses to elaborate about the world it takes place in #there is no overarching story and there's basically no lore with few exceptions e.g. fatalis but even that's really barebones #mh is just like. you're a hunter. now go kick the shit out of dinosaurs with your giant guts sword #there have been a lot of memes over the years about how it also doesn't have a tutorial it just expects you to figure it out #it has extensive ''explain how this works'' popups but they only exist for certain mechanics #and somehow half the time manage to communicate nothing of use #but actually important stuff like ''how do i use this weapon'' are not explained ANYWHERE within the game itself #and it has some of the most complicated mechanics i've ever seen in a real-time combat game i.e. charge blade and hunting horn pre rise #it just does the equivalent of giving you a gun you need a master's degree to operate at full potential and throws you to the wolves #and if you try to naively look up how some of the weapons work you get multi-page hard-to-parse essays #i STILL don't know how hunting horn works pre-rise because every time i try to read a guide my eyes glaze over #like there are perhaps few other franchises more unfriendly to an ''easy mode my beloved''-type person #not to rag on those people. there's nothing wrong with that but some games are just NOT going to work with you in that way #i pretty much only like it because i'm unfortunately a Tryhard Gamer #and the feeling of being a small human killing a dragon god by sheer skill and willpower is like crack cocaine to me #i would be more frustrated by mh's lack of any lore to speak of if it weren't for the gameplay injecting dopamine straight into my brain

[xcziel]

i am not kidding BLESS those jeans

if someone is somehow reading my blog and sharing last night's critique of the baggy pants vs choreo precision issue i would just like to say you are doing the work of the gods thank you SO much

#jeon jungkook #there is nothing i embrace more than an all-black wardrobe and the lines on this times square look are just *chef's kiss* #bless the piercings bless the tattoos bless the black palette is all i can say #i know it's too cold on an outdoor stage rn to do the bare arms but fck if that didn't make the choreo pop even harder #i wanna get a still from that one instant with his right arm gesturing right before The Shoulder Move #bc it's insanely hot - just the line of his extended tattoed arm and his shoulder like #it CANNOT be overstated how expressive his gestures are and how the sleeveless look really highlighted that #have i watched the mv a disgusting amount of times? i have indeed #i'm sorry it's just EVERYTHING i have been asking for from a pop song for so long #the BASS the live instruments THE BRASS SECTION .... the *BASS* #if you have followed me for more than two seconds you've probably run into me expounding on my 'horn theory' of good pop music lol #i.e. if you want a really good power hit pop song you need a goddamn brass section #evidence: the 70s and 80s. ... even beyonce knows this #but also funk/disco bass trumps everything else and i would kill to have an extended remix done by AN ACTUAL BAND #the current remixes don't add anything for me - i want an actual bass player going to town a la the disco extended plays of yore #maybe in the concert version ... kinda hoping jk takes inspo from yoongi's concert setup #i feel like that might have been part of the impetus behind recording with actual musicians #i can't believe that's so unusual these days - it's sad that i watched a reaction clip and the person was like #what sample is that?? what is that from?? #and i'm like yelling at the screen it's an actual band that's how it's *supposed* to be #also can i say i love how he (and all the maknae line now that i think of it) makes it so clear when he's singing and when it's #the backing track - like no lip syncing/pretending just sticking to the bts standards for live performance vs like music show #thinking on it part of it may be that like the rap line *can't* really coast over a backing track so then vocal line doesn't either #(i say maknae line only in reference to this last year's recent live performances bc there've been multiple from each of them) #and he's outside and it's cold - that is HARD on the vocal chords #most of your diva singers - not that jk is a diva but he does have the range of one - like mariah or ariana would never #do that to their voices - i think he's just used to being the indestructable bunny #he better have people babying him tonight and giving him hot soup and tea with honey and vitamin c and idk ginseng #having the humidifier going and getting as much rest as possible to keep healthy

[seagullcharmer]

besties for the resties

#my art #selegiline #vicodyn #oc tag #here we go! my beloved medication wizards #selegiline is a tiefling wizard #vicodyn is an earth genasi sorcerer (kinda?) #like. i don't actually play dnd so. i'm twisting the lore #anyway vicodyn's mortal half is goliath so she Big ! #she's like. 6'8 #selegiline is 6'4 (not counting the horns) #and yes he leans full ham into the wizard costumes #he's also an astronomy nerd so that's part of it #but he has starry robes in all sorts of colours #mostly jewel tones #purples and blues and reds #(he thinks he looks terrible in green) #vicodyn usually wears furs (she's from a very cold mountain) #but i hate drawing fur digitally so #also you can't really see it but her skin is rocklike #and she has literal gold veins under her skin #(as well as normal veins but yanno) #selegiline wears those goofy princess hats (since brims don't work well with his horns) #but he puts little charms on them to go with the ribbons #(it's usually a little charm of like. saturn) #he also wears lots of jewelry but i didn't draw all that #anyway !!! them !!!

[arcadequeerz]

Auguug

#Cade.Txts #looking around for a kin help blog who is willing to take a art request but I don't know what #tags to look in NHGJFDSHG. really feeling winged cryptidkin rn. but it is: so hard for me to find #a visual of like. what i remember looking like. i see it in my head #and remember the weight of my Wings on my arms and i wanna SEE it. #anyways i turned mossy-remainz into a kinblog basically. #also feeling like. my werewolf self had horns. not Entirely Sure on it but it feels Right.. #Cade's Kin Stuff #i thiiink thts the tag....

[all-hail-the-buescher-27]

looks for when you want to make Weird Music™

#nonbinary #queer #gpoy #personal #these are rushed selfies as I was trying to get out the door on time #but I finally committed to the leggings+jorts combination after like... two years of saying it was gender #I crave validation but I don't know what tags are popular #so feel free to reblog #next step is gonna be finally pulling off a crop top outside of my house/apartment #gonna need a better looking belt for that though #I'm not a huge fan of the aesthetics of this old b*y scouts one even if I really like how it works #I wanna tag this more properly but I don't think I can justifiably add music tags without any instruments #but for context the two concerts were: #electro-acoustic ensemble ($2 Broom) that was... kinda meh because our style didn't transfer well to how the instruments got set up #and the ''Twisted Metal'' horn choir concert with member-made arrangements of non-classical music #didn't get to do my piece because cornet was too much of an ask but it was a really good time

[gachaparadise]

so excited by this!!

#this is like the sr equivalent of the fatui funeral trailer. like bitching cool look at villains with lotsa monologueing #the stellaron hunters have always been too ''clearly doing the right thing'' to be our fatui but these guys seem like they suck <3<3<3 #the big hat lady (Constance) is so. uh. hahah. whew #hoyo finally made a woman i'm like instantly attracted to i genuinely thought they couldn't do it #shes beautiful. shes evil. shes got a devil tail. she isn't dressed like a party city sexy catgirl or whatever. shes tasteful!! very hot #(and shes got those ff dragon girl horns god. preinstalled handles) #everyone else is genuinely cool as well. duke inferno is obvious just the coolest. #the punk rock girlie with the chains is pretty just not my type in particular #the puppet girl!! like. shes tempting me i just love the huge ghost driving a little puppet thing its awesome #Akash(the guy)... i will need to see more of. #like. if they'd released him earlier i might've been more excited but. #his clothes look a lot like atventurine and gallaghers. i though he WAS gallagher when i first watched it #(i didn't spell ANY of those names right but i don't feel like fixing it) #and like. his bit. his gimmick if you will is... he's got a cello? he hasn't really shown his charms point yet #like everyone else is a demon a punkrock lady in chains a giant fucking ghost driving a cute little puppet a guy on fire #and he's a guy in shades. with a cello. he's not quite serving at everyone else's level yet. #i willl say his outfit has a lot of bat themeing. like on the gloves and the cape parts look like bat wings. so maybe he'll be a vampire! #i can't resist a guy covered in blood so. if he feels like taking advantage of that weakness of mine i wouldn't complain. #game: honkai sr #post: misc

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

She is over here trying to tell me she has to play mama may i

From the texts she sends she already seems very accepting of it.

As a good husband, I accept they need feminine compassion. And as their husband I reserve the right to reserve all extra honey for all.

#even though you have been practicing with....with how much money you have access to...toys and such #there is still nothing like the live mushroom that grows near the watet #water even #yes special oils for my blade #edible oils #she is waiting ... #I get it both sides of the family there is crossover with ger #with the two of us is is kinda fucking obvious #to everyone except me of course #“you mean the girl that looks like your sister....I don't know who she is man” #she does look familiar but that shit really doesn't make a lick of sense #Warg or skinchange #I am not going to fuck with a cat that could hit an artery #like it looked like it was sick or very stoned #hair was all matted down #and yet that is not the color they usually are I know #Giant Goat JoJo.....Lucifer must have been in the air playing the Horns #I don't think I would allow anyone to bot her and if you bite her you fucking die #she has extra O absorbency #and I had been deposting in that bank for many moons #you tell me the moon is time and the sun is like something else but you don't want me to destroy the moon #are you sure? I think I could and I don't think it would change where I come from...just where we would be going #I don't know what the fuck I did to it years ago...hid it or something....I was very high

[sysig]

Only 3′ and under please, check your height at the door (Patreon)

#Doodles #Deltarune #Pokemon #Spamton #Sableye #Shuppet #So I absolutely love Spamton with a Porygon it is so galaxy brained #But while I was drawing him I was like ''Who does he remind me of...... Little gremlin vibes who's interested in shinies.... AH FUCK'' #Sableye my dearest I'm so sorry but it's the same vibes lol #As soon as I got the image in my head of them reacting to each other and then going off to gobble down precious materials I just #I couldn't Not do it I Had to do it! #They honestly look really cute good bonding experience #As long as they don't get territorial about it lol #I wouldn't pick a fight with a Sableye y'seen those teeth? You can have the shiny rock #And then I thought about it a little more and I was like ''Hey.........on the topic of things being thrown in the garbage'' #That sounds so mean lol no I love Shuppet! Shuppet's great ♥ #I can't believe that Shuppet is so lorge lol I was expecting them to be at least as small as Sableye but no they're bigger! #The horn must account for a good majority lol #I figured if any Pokemon would get what Spam was going through it'd probably be Shuppet :'( Babes deserve better #And then a couple silly ones lol #Trash goblins! Metropolitan pests <3 #Spam in the garbage can does make me laugh haha #Peeky peeks #And then an extremely loose height chart lol #I still cannot get over how tiny Sableye are they're just so small #Shuppet are so baby as well! Probably not quite as baby as I ended up making this one tho lol I can't help they're So Baby! #And I think that's my first googly eyed Spam lol

[angelltheninth]

I wanna sit on Lucifier's face. I love him so much! I will never understand why Lilith left him.

I don't think she had a choice honestly, that face was her throne.

Pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, cunnilingus, tongue fucking, flirting, tail use, face riding, coming in pants, Lucifer is indeed the Sin of Pride

Word count: 0.6k

A/N: I won't get into why she had to leave but I love the idea of Lucifer getting face ridden by her. Those are some THIGHS.

"You keep looking at me like you want something. Don't be shy now, what can the King of Hell do for you?" Lucifer smirked at you as he leaned closer, completely forgetting about the movie you were supposed to be watching.

You caught his tongue moving as he spoke, staring, intrigued.

"I... want to ride your face." You learned early on that with Lucifer it was best not to play games. You had to be honest and blunt.

His eyes widened and he turned off the TV immediately. Sheepishly he scratched the back of his head, his posture stiff. Oh no. Did you make him uncomfortable?

"Haven't worked my tongue like that in a bit... Fuck. But hey! I'll never know if it works unless I try it again." Lucifer leaned in close his tail and horns emerging as his hands pushed up your legs. "Don't let the sharp teeth fool you, darling. I'm really gifted." His growled at the end, making a flood in your panties.

You were more nervous than he was, as you straddled his face and his hands pushed your dress up. A small noise of surprise was heard from below you, then a chuckle before you saw him wiggle his eyebrows at you. So you wanted to make things easier just in case he said yes, so what?

"Dripping on my face already. You should have asked me sooner." Lucifer's long tongue pressed from your entrance to your clit, vibrating as he moaned at the familiar yet new taste.

He raised his hips of the bed so his tail could reach around your thigh, keeping your legs spread on each side of his head. Moving a bit down his eyes fluttered closed, tongue pushing in to taste you properly. You groaned, "Oh God." He stopped, eyes narrowing but not opening. Why did he... oh. "Lucifer." You moaned again.

Humming in a pleased tone he flicked his tongue upwards, rewarding you. Of course the Sin of Pride didn't want you to moan someone else's name.

He was the one tongue deep inside you, he was the one whose face you were riding, he was the one who had his tail wrapped around your leg, he was the one bringing you closer and closer to an orgasm.

And himself too from the sound of the bed.

You felt almost bad that he had to hump air but you couldn't do anything from this position. Lucifer didn't seem to mind too much, focused on your taste, your walls tightening around his slippery tongue with every roll of your hips.

"Lucifer, I'm so close." Searching for anything to grab onto for balance your hands wrapped around his horns.

That triggered something in him. He growled your name against your cunt, the sound traveling all the way to your clit, his tongue curling faster and faster, assaulting that same vulnerable spot inside of you.

With the moan of your name you heard the bed creak once again, and again when you came around his tongue. Lucifer's head feel backwards, tongue slipping out of you, his lower face completely soaked in your juices.

"Golly." He chuckled, "No one's done that in a while." His joyous laughter filled the room. "Warn a guy before you touch his horns."

"S-Sorry. I thought I was gonna fall." You felt your whole body flush hot.

"I would have caught you." Lucifer nuzzled his cheek against your inner thigh, letting out a sound that reminded you of a purring cat. "I still got it!"

Sin of Pride indeed. It didn't matter that his face was wet and underwear creamed, he was nothing if not boastful about it. And about how hard he could get again, very quickly.

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