#my idiots

[they-call-me-haiku]

tma avatars: “we're gonna fuck you up in the most terrifying ways imaginable, we're gonna leave you with long-lasting trauma, both physical and psychological. you'll regret ever coming into contact with us.”

tmagp avatars: “i'm made of needles and i love cuddling people you don't think i'm scary??? >:(( how dare you” “i grew a goatee and started dressing up as a mysterious figure just because i got a cool haunted artifact. alright let me just roll this cursed dice one last time, it's surely not going to kill me brutally”

#love these cringefail losers #my idiots #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #the magpod #magpod #the magnus pod #magnus pod #magnus protocol #magnus archives #tmagp needles #tma avatars #tmagp avatars #tma shitpost #tmagp shitpost #shitpost #oh also some of tma's avatars are like “am i human or am i a monster do i deserve to live what is the meaning of my existence”

[yuku78]

my gurlsss

#mass effect #garrus vakarian #femshep #commander shepard #shepard x garrus #tali’zorah vas normandy #tali zorah #mass effect trilogy #my idiots #mass effect fanart

[bowiesawizardmoony]

when james disassociates and regulus is nearby he likes to doodle on james’ hand as a soft way to ground him and when james comes back to himself he gets to see all the little stars and planets and consolations and moons and plants and whatever else reg drew on him and it makes him feel loved and safe

#james potter #dead gay wizards #maurders era #sirius black #my idiots #remus lupin #james loves regulus #jegulus #regulus black #regulus loves james #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus headcanon #jegulus fluff #jegulus hc #incorrect marauders quotes #let them be soft #and let them be happy

[xchasingstarx]

Top tier Jegulus

#james potter #james x regulus #jegulus #marauders #regulus black #starchaser #my idiots #i love them

[raggedy-spaceman]

I just think they’re neat

#good omens #good omens 2 #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #gomens #Aziraphale #nandor the relentless #michael sheen #kayvan novak #it’s the hands #I saw that pic of Aziraphale and it reminded me of nandor #i love them both so much #my idiots #who could destroy hundreds of people like it was nothing if they wanted to #mine

[cinnamontoastcrunch-15]

Happy Anniversary?

Marlene's the first one to bring it up.

Remus is just sitting, trying to do his transfiguration homework in the common room when she pipes up.

"Hey, Remus, isn't your anniversary soon?" That's enough to draw his attention, head snapping up with a confused frown. "Any plans?"

"...anniversary?" He asks. Marlene looks at him like he's just spoken another language, or that he's magically turned into a brick wall.

"Yeah. Are you doing anything for it?"

"I have no clue what you're on about," he says simply, expecting that to be the end of that. However, a knowing smile finds its way onto Marlene's face, and she nods.

"Ah, right. I get it," she says with a wink, only befuddling Remus more.

Still, he doesn't think anyone else is going to bring it up.

As it turns out, everyone seems to think he has some big anniversary coming up. Lily congratulates him, Mary says she "always knew it was going to last forever", even Edgar Bones nudges him and whispers a quick "well done".

Somehow, and Remus has no clue how, he did something noteworthy a year ago. He's also completely unaware as to what. Nobody answers him when he asks, so he simply starts offering a polite smile and moving on with his day. There's some strange misunderstanding happening, and it'll probably blow over soon.

Probably.

It takes reaching the 'anniversary' date to figure out what the fuck is going on.

He's finally gotten some time with Sirius after he's been stuck in back-to-back detentions, walking down to the Black Lake together and just... chatting. It's really nice being able to spend time with Sirius outside of his classes again, even if it sends his stomach spinning and diving. As they talk, they pass Dorcas, who turns and calls to the two of them.

"Happy anniversary, guys!"

She's gone before they can ask any questions, leaving Remus with the same confused feeling as before. He opens his mouth to explain the situation to Sirius, only for Sirius to beat him to it.

"That's been happening all week," he says, puzzled, which stops Remus in his tracks.

"It has?"

He isn't walking anymore, and Sirius stops with him, elaborating with a frown.

"Yeah. Everyone's been going on and on about some anniversary. I don't know what-"

"They've been doing it to me too," Remus interjects quickly, almost under his breath. Sirius catches it though, eyes widening as he reaches the same conclusion as Remus has at the same bloody time.

It's them.

It's all about them.

All of the knowing glances, the congratulations, even the weird fucking winks. They all think Remus and Sirius are dating. Not only that, but they've thought that for a year? The thought sends too many emotions running through him. Shock, confusion and, oddly enough, bitterness. He's fallen asleep every night for months with Sirius on his mind. The thought of kissing him, being with him, belonging to him. He's spent too long biting back his confessions, the very obvious and frustrating fact that he's in love with Sirius Black, because he doesn't want to destroy their friendship, and his friends have just swooped in and made things so much more difficult!

"It's our fucking anniversary, isn't it?" Sirius says quietly, before glancing behind him. "Hold on," he says to Remus, turning right back around and going in the same direction Dorcas has just gone. He seems to involuntarily grab Remus' hand, Remus having no choice but to follow him helplessly.

They get to the Great Hall in time for lunch. Remus is a little pissed that everyone's weird obsession with their imaginary anniversary is interrupting the picnic they had planned.

"Guys." The two of them stop on front of the group, Sirius doing the talking, thank fuck. To be perfectly honest, Remus feels pretty speechless. "D'you lot think Remus and I are dating?"

"Yeah?" James says simply, wrinkling his nose like it's just a fact of life. "Everyone knows you're together."

"...we're not," Sirius says slowly, carefully, sending the group lapsing into silence, exchanging confused glances.

"Okay, that's doesn't make any sense," Lily says, everybody else nodding in agreement. "You're literally together all the time."

"Because we're friends," Sirius explains, and Remus really isn't sure what to say. Good thing he doesn't have to, because the back and forth doesn't stop.

"If Remus is in the hospital wing, you're there until Madame Pomfrey kicks you out," James offers.

"I care about him!" Sirius argues, but something about what James has said has hit him in a strange way, Remus hears the shift in his tone, feels the slight tightening of his grip on Remus' hand.

"You're holding hands right now," Mary says pointedly, and Sirius looks down at their connected hands like he had forgotten it had happened. Still, he has a reason for that one too.

"I hold everyone's hand."

He really doesn't want people to think he's dating Remus, does he?

"Not that much," Peter mumbles under his breath, and Remus almost wants to laugh.

"Sorry, does nobody find it strange that we've never kissed, then?" James shrugs.

"Not really. Figured you didn't like PDA."

"Okay, then... we've never called each other boyfriends, never been on a date-"

"Right, that one's just not true," Marlene says with a snort. Remus frowns, confused. Have they been on a date? Surely he'd know, right? "You go to Hogsmeade together all the time, you run off to 'study' every chance you get, and you're picnicking today."

"We're friends? Friends spend time together," Sirius says quickly, and Remus is really starting to struggle. He doesn't want to stand there while Sirius explains how ridiculous the concept of them dating is.

Instead of putting a stop to the conversation, Remus takes the coward's way out. He pulls his hand free from Sirius', turns, and walks away.

"Moony, wait-"

Remus pointedly ignores Sirius' call to him, aiming to get to the dorm and just wallow in self-pity for fifteen minutes. That way, he can act like he's fine and just go to the bloody picnic.

His hip, however, has other plans.

It twinges right as he reaches the stairs, forcing him to a halt with a sharp inhale. His hand involuntarily goes to the bannister at the bottom of the stairs, trying to get some of the weight off it. Unfortunately for him, it means Sirius catches up too quickly. To be honest, he hadn't even realised that Sirius was following him, but he arrives at his side in a matter of seconds.

"Moony, are you alright?" Remus lets his eyes sink shut for half a second, frustrated. "I'm sorry, I didn't realise they were upsetting you that much."

"It's not- it's just- it's nothing, I'm fine," Remus settles on, offering Sirius a tired smile.

"Moons, s'fine. I know how stupid you think it is." Sirius takes another step forward, acting as though he hasn't just confused the fuck out of Remus.

"What d'you mean? That's not why..." he trails off, not sure how to verbalise any of his thoughts without telling Sirius everything. Sirius fills it in for him, though.

"It's okay, really. You don't have to spare my feelings, or anything. I know you don't feel the same way," Sirius says with a shrug, sending Remus' mind reeling in a matter of seconds.

The same way.

The same fucking way?

Just like that, Remus is malfunctioning. Firstly, when the Hell did Sirius start liking him back? He's spent months having to reel in his own emotions, spending time with Sirius and accepting the sad reality that he's never going to be with him in a romantic way. Finally, just finally, he's started to come to terms with his own unrequited emotions, accept and embrace his friendship with Sirius, and they're not even bloody unrequited?

Also, when did they talk about it? How has Sirius come to the conclusion that Remus doesn't like him? Christ, Remus is fucking in love with him!

That's enough to spur Remus to talk.

"What?"

Okay, maybe he can't form full sentences right now, but he'll get there. Hopefully. Sirius just scrunches his nose up, confused.

"Moony, I get it, it's honestly okay. You don't like me, and didn't want to hear them all jumping to conclusions," He explains, and it only throws Remus more.

"No, that's not it," Remus says quickly, stunned that any words are coming out, even if they're pretty unhelpful words.

All he can do is look at Sirius. Beautiful, amazing, kind Sirius, who crushed his own feelings because he thought they were upsetting Remus. Merlin, he can't take it anymore. Clearly words aren't working for him right now, he has to try something else. Something that will express every single emotion that he has bottled up since he first went tripping and falling head over heels for his best friend.

His solution? Kiss the prat before he has a chance to second guess himself.

With that, he reaches out, grabs Sirius' jacket with one hand, pulls him in, and kisses him. At first, Sirius freezes, stunned, and Remus has an awful panic that he's gotten everything all wrong. Luckily for him, Sirius finally registers that Remus is kissing him and kisses him back.

It's...

Christ, it's everything Remus has ever imagined and more. It's like time stops as Remus' stomach swirls. Sirius' lips are soft against his, and his kiss is explorative, fucking mind blowing. He wraps his arms around Sirius' waist, feeling Sirius lean into the touch as he reaches out and cups Remus' cheek.

After what could be an hour, a few minutes, even a few seconds, just definitely not enough time, they both break away. Unfortunately, breathing exists, and Remus kind of needs to remember how to do that. Almost in unison, their foreheads press together, and Remus can feel a smile making its way onto his face.

"Well," Sirius starts, amused, "I guess this is our anniversary, then."

#i'm super happy with how this turned out #i have a whole separate thing explaining why they all thought it was wolfstars anniversary #it is though xoxo #ugh i love them #idiots #my idiots #wolfstar #sirius black #wolfstar oneshot #marauders #remus lupin #remus x sirius #young marauders #moony x padfoot #atyd marauders #marauders oneshot

[robbie-verse]

steve is the type to scold inanimate objects when he trips over them and eddie is the type to scoff but when steve isn't looking he'd threaten said inanimate object

#u guys get it right? #my idiots #MY LOSERS #steddie #steddie hc #robbie headcanons and fics !

[shamerli]

#furry #art #My character #my idiots

[adharastarlight]

Remus: *gets down on one knee*

Sirius: *joins him kneeling on the floor* what are we looking for?

Remus: ...

Regulus: really? this one? youre sure you want this one?

James: love play nice

#my idiots #i love them #marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #dead gay wizards #sirius black #james x regulus #remus lupin #wolfstar #starchaser

[ronsharry]

ronarry playing chess but when ron is deciding what move to make, harry just admires him and completely forgets what game they’re even playing

#the REAL reason why harry always lost to ron #joking lolol #ronarry #harry james potter #ron weasley #my idiots #!!!!! <3 #rarry

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

I love the banter scenes, falling chairs and insertions of IV lines but I absolutely ADORE this scene where arthur and eames team up to roast yusuf. in fighting side by side they can make a lethal duo, engaged in a deadly dance wiping off enemies, but that has got nothing on them paired against a common rival-snarklord.

here’s yusuf, who always gets the last line, is the bane of eames existence cause he. would. not. shut. up. about. notconfessingtoarthur, is not afraid to tell arthur that he is in fact a huge stick in the mud sometimes, has been jolting them awake (read: scaring the living crap out of them) during the somnacin test runs... in distress, and arthur and eames decide that they simply can not let this opportunity pass up.

with everything and anything they hold dear at stake, barely two steps in to this giant ball of danger, arthur and eames collectively decide to turn in to the funniest bitches alive to make sure yusuf knows that he’s in crap and do it with straight faces I hate them

#word is that dreamshare community secretly encourage eames and arthur bantering each other #than be their subject of ridicule #job what job #let’s annihilated yusuf #look at saito #my man is stressed #he put good money to this clusterfuck and theses two are passing playground insults #I get you #married couple behaviour is roast other people together #inception #arthur x eames #dreamhusbands #I love them #my idiots

[yuku78]

finished the me trilogy like 2 days ago and i’m still genuinely not ok LOL at least i romanced garrus my beloved

#mass effect #garrus vakarian #commander shepard #femshep #shepard x garrus #shakarian #my idiots #I HATE THEM

[bowiesawizardmoony]

i headcanon that reg gets really bad panic attacks and sirius use to try and help him calm down but nothing ever worked except to wait it out, but when james and reg started dating james found a way that worked to calm him down. he would hold reg to his chest so he could feel his heartbeat while telling him over and over again how loved he is and how beautiful and smart and he would tell him all the things he loved about him and even could the freckles across his cheeks and tap each one as he counted.

#james potter #dead gay wizards #maurders era #sirius black #my idiots #remus lupin #james loves regulus #jegulus #regulus black #regulus loves james #james likes to bother regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #panic attack #regulus gets panic attacks #james calms regulus down

[chaosgremlinmunson]

Part two of this

Eddie couldn't get a read on Steve, he wouldn't look at them and seemed withdrawn, arms wrapped around his body as though protecting himself from whatever was going through his head.

Eddie looked over to Toby, the guy who'd agreed to portray exactly how Steve dressed. The man was sweet, but Eddie couldn't force himself to feel for anyone beyond Steve, he was it for Eddie. So why wasn't he taking the bait and being jealous? Did he not like Eddie back? He could have sworn he'd seen and felt the same energy from Steve that he'd felt for him himself. Toby reached over grabbing Eddie's hand and Eddie flinched, curling up into himself in the corner, he looked over to Chrissy and the plan was to a head. She nodded at him once, made a covert gesture to Toby, and he leaned in to Chrissy then whispered angrily just loud enough for everyone to hear.

“What the fuck is your friend's problem? He asked me out, he pursued me and invited me here, why is he acting like a fucking prude.” Toby hissed an angry entitled look on his face.

Chrissy reeled back and smacked him hard, and he grabbed her wrist, before tossing her hand to the side and standing up.

“Fuck this, you clearly asked me out because I look like your friend here.” Toby gestures to Steve, “Word of advice, don't be such a tease just because you can't tell your buddy there that you're in love with him.” He stormed out of the house turning at the last minute and looking at Eddie who was staring at Chrissy. They hadn't discussed this part of the plan, they put him in the spotlight and now Steve knew. How was he supposed to face his Best friend now?

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve harrington x eddie munson #angst fic #misunderstanding #heartbreak #just communicate #my idiots #steddie fic #steddie ficlet #fanfiction #robin buckley #chrissy cunningham

[meepmoopdraws2]

Ineffable Buddie for halloween anyone? This is probably a little too niche.

“We could have been-Us.”

“Did you ever stop for a moment to think about what that could do to Us?”

#art #artist #sketch #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #evan buck buckely #911 on fox #ineffable husbands #oliver stark #ineffable idiots #my idiots #ineffable Buddie #911 fan art #911onfox #911 on abc #my two worlds colliding #it could have been us #digital art #fanart #good omens #good omens fanart #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #buddie canon #happy halloweeeeeeen

[gniteruirui]

Humanzzzz 👋👋 || Quico sketch cuz I’m bored

#my art #quick sketches of this two idiots #my idiots #fnaf security breach #fnaf moondrop #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sundrop human #fnaf moondrop human #fnaf sundrop