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7soulstars · 11 months

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My Incorrect Universe #96

*before courting Thranduil*

Me: *trips on the ground*

Thranduil, scoffing and in a mocking tone : haha, how clumsy, could you be any more foolish?

*later when no one is around*

Thranduil : *stomping the ground* who do you think you are?? WHO IN EVER LOVING VALAR DO YOU-

--Few years later--

Thorin: I can’t believe you talked to Thranduil without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in his general direction without some kind of threat.

Me: I mean, it would be a little weird if he did. We are engaged after all......

Thorin, who thought he had a chance: “....YOU’RE WHAT?!”

Legolas,a rogue Gimli tucked under his arm pit: YOU'RE WHAT ?!

Haldir and Lindir, from behind the trees: YOU ARE WHAT ??!

Elrond: YOU'RE WHAT ?!

Me: why are YOU shocked?? You watched him propose to me??

Elrond, recalling himself screaming as he witnessed Thranduil get on one knee that day: I'm still recovering from the trauma-

*Legolas still trying to process what I just announced*:

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vivianthepigeon · 5 months

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Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

—————

Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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swiftmitsu · 7 months

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everyone, go and congratulate Error 🎉🎉

credit (?) to @lover-of-skellies (i apologise if you don’t like being mentioned TT)

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fizzfog0 · 7 months

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this is from @linkeduniverse-incorrect's quote!

#when I saw this I knew exactly what was gonna be my first drawing on tumblr #pfft I love this quote #linked universe #lu time #linked universe time #linked universe wild #lu wild #incorrect quotes #my art #linked universe memes #lu fanart #lu #lu wind #lu four #fizzfog0

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severussnapemylove · 6 months

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(Looking at a list of Order members names)

Y/N; “Wait, for real? (looks at Sirius) Sirius Orion Black? Your initials are S.O.B? So you’re a son of a bitch by name and by nature.”

Severus; (chokes on his drink)

#incorrect quotes #My quotes #reader insert #severus snape x reader #anti sirius black #anti marauders #pro severus snape #harry potter universe #protective reader

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esmerxyaugusta · 2 months

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y/n: do you ever wonder where birds go at night or where they live?

nat: no.... but they live in trees... i think..

y/n: well guess what! i never think abt birds and when i do.

y/n: i feel like birds just un-spawn at night and respawn in the morning and annoy us to our deaths...

nat: ......

i was thinking abt this in the car before...

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inumbrapugnabimus-maybe · 2 months

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This post is just so perfect ok

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minty-mumbles · 4 months

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Malon, captured by Dark Link: Please don't kill me! I have a husband!

Dink: You think I care about that?

Malon: That wasn't a plea for mercy, it was a warning.

Dink: What-

Time, appearing from thin air: Are you ready to die a most painful death?

#Time to malon: hold my flower babe #Malon: kick his ass baby I got your flower #linked universe #lu incorrect quotes #lu time #lu malon #lu malink

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welcomehomeincorrectquotes · 7 months

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#source: meme #SCP: Welcome Home #SCP #crossover #Wally Darling #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #my art #D-Class #alternate universe #au #scp crossover #wally is a cat

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thebeeswantarson · 8 months

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Kon: “I think I’m in love with you.”

Tim, crouched on top of the counter and shoveling cereal, with red bull instead of milk, straight into his mouth.

Tim: “Damn man, you really need better standards.”

#timkon #tim drake #my favorite little creature #kon el kent #conner kent #batman incorrect quotes #inccorect quotes #dc universe #batman #dc comics

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skyward-floored · 11 months

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Linked universe incorrect quotes (assorted) pt. 4

(Art/AU belongs to @linkeduniverse)

Part 3

#I’m back at it once again hee hee #linkeduniverse #linked universe #linked universe memes #linked universe incorrect quotes #memes from the floor #rambles from the floor #the last two are my favorite

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7soulstars · 1 year

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My Incorrect Universe #91

Thranduil, cleaning his swords in his room: ah, I love this sword more than I love Thorin.

Me,sipping on tea next to him : Darling, you love anything more than Thorin.

Thranduil, in full adoration towards me: you're always so right meleth-nin I sure do like even the spiders more than that short stacked weasel.

--meanwhile in the Misty Mountains--

Thorin*sneezing continuously* : I sense someone talking shit about me

#my incorrect universe #damn thranduil really hates thorin #i'm here for it #my incorrect quotes #thranduil x reader #thranduil x you #lord of the rings x reader #lotr elves #lord of the rings #thorin durin #lotr incorrect quotes #the hobbit incorrect quotes #the hobbit imagine #the hobbit #hobbit x reader #mirkwood elves #mirkwood #silvian elves #rivendell elves

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Batfam as quotes from my life (with little to no context) pt 2

Bruce: “I was engaged 5 times by the time I was 19.”

Jason: “he’s probably snitching on you for talking to that boy”

Tim: *lets out the most blood curdling scream ever heard by human ears*

Tim: “name ONE nerdy thing about- I set the bar to low. NAME FIVE NERDY THINGS ABOUT ME”

Bruce to Damian: “what’s your middle name again?”

Cass walking into a room and turing to Dick: “don’t look like that.”

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 17 days

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Steve: Since you two are fighting and the team can’t take more of broody Bucky, I want both of you to write all the things you guys love about each other. *slides the pens and papers towards them*

Y/N: *starts writing*

Bucky: *scribbles one thing down and slides it back to Steve*

Steve: *reads it* Everything.

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dragonknightcal · 1 month

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*pot shattered on the floor*

Legend: Huh. Just like me.

Warriors: A mess?

Legend: I was going to say broken, but that's also fair.

#loz #lu incorrect quotes #the chain as my family #lu legend #legend lu #legend linked universe #linked universe legend #warriors linked universe #warriors lu #linked universe warriors #lu warriors #legend and warriors is just cal and lux tbh

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incorrect-lu-quotes · 1 month

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Wild: I’m just saying, when I die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances I want you all to make sure that everybody knows it.

Wild: Instead of saying how I was “a friend to everyone” and that I “lit up a room” when I entered it, I want people to shake their heads while muttering that I “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that I was getting in way over my head” and that I “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever I went. If you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

Twilight:

Twilight: I'm sorry, can we go back to “when you die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances”?

#lu wild #lu twilight #linked universe wild #linked universe twilight #linked universe #lu incorrect quotes #linked universe incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #this has been rotting in my drafts for like a year

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