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#my lack of spirituality really flares up around funerals asfasdlfkj (not to the people mourning because i have SOME tact but. yeah xD)
laufire · 2 years
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Roy Kent talking about the afterlife~~ might be one of the most #relatable moments I’ve found on television lmfao.
Keeley: Where do you think Rebecca’s father is now?
Roy: In the drawer of a funeral home.
Keeley: I mean, like, spiritually.
Roy: In the drawer of a funeral home.
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Coach Beard: You know, if you weight a person’s body right after death, it’s 21.3 grams lighter, and some say that’s the weight of the soul.
Roy: Whoever figured that out clearly weighted someone, murdered them, then weighted them again.
Roy: You live, you die, you’re done. Good night.
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